"I heard clearly, he came to find his uncle." In order to prove that they had seen women, the two attendants replied in the affirmative. But he said in his heart: Who has never seen a woman, but who has ever seen such a beautiful woman? is so beautiful that he has lost his conscience, and while he didn't pay attention to his triangular eyes, he secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Who is your uncle?" The triangular eyes returned to a serious book, slanted the triangular eyes, stroked a few of his beards with his hands, and asked slowly.

Liu Chang said: "My uncle is my aunt's grandfather." ”

Triangle Eyes asked again, "Who is your aunt?" ”

Liu Chang deliberately looked at the triangular eyes with the eyes of a fool and said, "My aunt is my uncle's wife?" Look at your stupidity, I don't understand this. ”

Triangle Eyes was a little impatient, and said, "What man, girl, who are you looking for?" ”

Liu Chang said: "My uncle is my aunt's father, my aunt is my uncle's wife, we are the men who came to find my aunt, we are looking for my uncle." ”

Triangle Eyes glared at Triangle Eyes and said angrily: "Intentionally, right? ”

"This big brother, don't be angry, the child is not sensible, and his words are not clear. That's exactly what we're looking for. Liu Ling glared at Liu Chang, and then explained to the triangular eye with a pleasant face.

When Triangle Eye saw Liu Ling talking, he quickly changed his face and said flatteringly: "Then tell me, who is his uncle?" ”

Liu Ling said: "His uncle is my grandfather, he is my nephew, and we are both aunts and nephews." You're a big man, don't be angry. ”

"You're both sick!?" Triangle eyes were so angry that his beard was cocked.

"How do you know? Auntie, he's so good, he knows I'm sick. Are you Langzhong? Liu Chang's eyes widened in surprise.

"Adult, adult, don't be angry, they may be really sick" The two attendants patted the back of the triangular eye and the back of the triangular eye, and hurriedly said comfort.

"Okay, okay, I'll ask you another way. What is your man's name, do you always remember? Triangle Eyes asked with a deep breath.

"San'er, who is your uncle? What's his name? Liu Ling looked at Liu Chang suspiciously, she really wasn't pretending to be stupid, she really didn't know what medicine was sold in Liu Chang's gourd.

"Your own man, you don't know who he is?!!" But the triangular eye didn't know what Liu Ling was thinking, and he was directly mad, the triangular eye became round, and several mouse whiskers floated up.

"His surname seems to be Luan, right?" Liu Chang reminded his aunt.

"Ah, yes, yes, the surname is Luan, this big brother, I'm looking for someone surnamed Luan, do you know each other?" Liu Ling finally knew what kind of medicine was sold in Liu Chang's gourd.

"Except for those with the surname Win, we have the surname Mi, and there is no one with the surname Luan." Triangle Eye replied angrily.

"That surname Xu, Xu Fu, Xu Immortal is your person here," Liu Ling then asked.

"Xu Fu, Xu Xian... Who the hell are you?! "It's delicious, but it's even more beautiful. The triangular eyes suddenly became alert, it turned out that they were pretending to be stupid, the word Xu Fu was taboo in them, and no one was allowed to mention it, this was the patriarch's strict order.

The triangular eyes were suddenly frightened and took a few steps back, and the green light in the two squinting triangular eyes was suddenly replaced by fear.

"Big brother, don't be nervous" Liu Chang saw that it was time for him to go out: "We are Xu Fu's mother's family, and I won't hide it from you, in fact, my real identity is Xu Fu's second uncle." ”

"Nonsense, how can Xu Fu have such a small second uncle as you." Before the words fell, he quickly covered his mouth with his hand. At the same time, he didn't forget to glance at the two people standing next to him with his eyes, and the meaning was obvious: there was a situation!

"I'm a senior, I'm not born to be the second uncle of Xu Xianren, don't make eyes, second uncle, I don't want to make too much movement." Liu Chang saw the triangular eyes and gave the two people next to him a look, and reminded them.

The shock was only instantaneous, and Triangle Eye immediately regained his composure. In the face of one big and two small, the big one is still a woman, and there are three big men on his side.

"Hmph today, no matter how you came here, you can come to this place, you can't leave, if you want to complain, you can complain about your life." The trio gathered around them from three directions.

There is no need to describe this process, there is no process at all, the two young men are dragged into the pavilion, and the triangular eyes obediently show them the way.

"Daxian, I don't dare to take you to the patriarch, they will break my leg." Triangle Eyes pleaded with a sad face.

"Interrupt, interrupt, what's the matter" Liu Chang didn't care.

"If you break your leg, you can't be a thief. Daxian has pity on me, I still have an eighty mother... ”

"Your mother is so kind, did she have the urge to strangle you? You're so ugly. ”

"My dad is uglier than me, my mother is used to it." They chatted as they walked, if it weren't for the triangular eyes and waist bent all the time, and the two legs trembling involuntarily, it would be like a reunion of friends for many years.

"Your surname is also Win, what do you call Win?"

"Back to Daxian, the villain is called Yingguang."

"Look at your name, see that your father is uneducated, and if you lose your surname, it is called lost, and there is nothing wrong with it; Your surname wins, how can you be light? Go back and tell your dad to change your name. ”

"Yes, yes, what Daxian said is, change it when you go back"

"What's your name?"

"It's not enough to win"

"This name is good, domineering, and you know that you have a thick family background when you hear it."

。。。。。。

"Stand still, don't come near." The two whispered to the door of a large mansion and interrupted their intimate conversation.

Liu Chang looked at it, obediently, what kind of patriarch's house is this, it is clearly a miniature version of the palace, no, it is more excessive than the palace, it is simply a fortress, a fortress, covering an area of at least 400 acres. The entire courtyard wall is built with a huge bluestone, and the size of the courtyard gate is better than that of the palace. There were neat shooting holes and watchtowers on the courtyard walls, and the height of the walls was at least four zhang, and the sound came from behind the arrow stacks of the city walls.

"Hui, Hui, Hui, Lord Wuliuting, begging, begging, begging, begging, begging, begging, begg The triangular eye called Yingguang immediately knelt on the ground and stammered back to the people on the city tower.

"A little thief, how can he be qualified to see the patriarch! Leave immediately, or shoot on the spot. ”

Liu Chang ignored the triangular eyes kneeling on the ground, but motioned to his aunt and the female disciple to retreat a stone's throw away. Then, Anbu walked forward and stopped thirty paces from the city gate.

"I'm Guiguzi, I want to see your patriarch, please report it!" Liu Changzhi's voice did not retreat, but the voice reached the ears of every soldier on the city tower.

"You, aren't you the second or second uncle of Xu Xianren?" Yingguang, who was kneeling on the ground, looked up at Liu Chang and asked suspiciously. Seeing that Liu Chang didn't pay attention to him at all, he hurriedly lowered his head, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter from the city tower: "Little baby, go home and find your mother to breastfeed." ”

"You are Guiguzi, we are all Guiguzi and his uncle."

"Guiguzi is here, the patriarch of the Ying clan, come and see me! This is the second time, three times out, I will ruin the door and enter by myself" came over a cup of tea, Liu Chang did not pay attention to the ridicule of those people, but said it a second time in the same tone and tone.

"Wait" There was an echo upstairs: "I'll inform the patriarch immediately, and decide whether to see or not have a patriarch." "About half a burnt incense came over, and there was an echo on the city tower:

"Little baby, go back quickly, the patriarch said that Guiguzi has died a long time ago, and if you talk nonsense, shoot on the spot! Go back quickly, ah~~" Liu Chang was also speechless, it seemed that if he didn't reveal some means, no one would believe that he was Guiguzi, even himself.

Things are the other way around, and I won't believe that a child who claims to be Guiguzi is Guiguzi himself, unless he has a brain disease.

Guiguzi has never passed away, the whole land, full of legends of Guiguzi, and one by one with eyebrows and eyes, and what do you say about Guiguzi's surname Wang, Mingxu, alias Zen, what does the word mean, it is now a big talk, the meaning of bragging, Guiguzi named himself Wang Da Bragging, you are really good! As for Zen, don't mention it, this is a Sanskrit transliteration, Buddhism had not yet been introduced to China during the Warring States period, and there was no such word.

For a while, how to prove that he was Guiguzi also stumped Liu Chang, why did he borrow his name in the first place, what was Guiguzi called. Like Xu Fu, how good it is to call yourself Liu Daxian, magnificent, stylish, and down-to-earth.

Immortals? Phew!!

"How do you have to believe it?" Some of the big words have been overstated, but you can't really smash the door of others, there is no injustice and no hatred.

"It is said that Guiguzi can fly to the sky, children, we will believe you if you fly one." The soldiers on the city tower also thought it was funny to see this bald boy, so they laughed and laughed.

"I'm not a birdman, change it" Liu Chang wants to cry now, what is this called, he is a ghost valley, no, he should be the leader of Silicon Valley, and he was played by some turtles as monkeys.

"Then you can go away. Hahaha"

"No!"

"And what will you be? Yes? ”

"I'll slam the door."

"Then you can smash it, you don't have to pay for it. Haha"

"You said, you don't have to pay for smashing it."

"That's what I said, you can testify for you, go and smash it. Don't hit your feet. Everyone was laughing.

The soldier who had just reported to him had blushed with shame. He was the only one who believed the words of this child, who was obviously a fool, and he was scolded by the patriarch.

Liu Chang walked into the doorway, and the laughter above was clearer. Liu Chang stood in front of the tall city gate, looked up and down, and might be able to smash a hole with his fist, but his fist was too small, and he couldn't get in if he smashed a small hole. Smash the latch? No, the position of the latch is too high, he can't reach it at all, jump? Don't talk about it, you have a lot of strength, but you don't have much weight, you have nowhere to borrow your strength when you jump, let alone smash the door open, and you won't be able to be bounced off.

"Kid, did you smash it open? Why didn't my uncle hear the sound of slamming the door? The sound of happiness kept wafting in from above the city gate.

Liu Chang touched left and right, trying to find something to borrow. At a glance, I saw that there was a stone drum on the left and right sides of the gate, which was a pair of households, and I was happy.

There was a muffled "bang", and the entire gate was dusty.

The soldier standing inside the gate was so startled that he immediately jumped up, which was clearly the effect of the battering ram, and was attacked.

"What's going on? What's going on!? "Obviously, the people on the tower also heard it.

"An enemy is attacking the city?"

"No?"

"Earth dragon turned over?"

"Nope."

"Ahh Could it be ... ”

"Let's go down and have a look." Just when everyone was scrambling, there was another bang, this time the effect was obviously better than the last time, and the huge door latch creaked, showing signs of being broken.

"Stop, stop, we believe, we believe"

"One more time is fine, you guys stay away."

"Daisen, Daisen! Ancestors, ancestors, please don't smash it, we will invite the patriarch to come immediately, don't smash it. ”

"Smash it again, I've just got it." Liu Chang put the stone drum on the ground, sat on it, and shouted at the gate for a long time.

"Huh? Please, my ancestors, don't smash it. The patriarch will be there soon. After a short time, the door creaked open, and an old man with the appearance of a patriarch, with more than 20 people, stood respectfully in the door, and saw Liu Chang get up and bow down together to make a disciple salute:

"Welcome to Mr. Guiguzi"

"They asked me to smash the door, and it's not my fault." Liu Chang said in a relaxed and ridiculous tone, and he didn't return the courtesy.

"Mr. said it was a joke, it was the disciple who was rude" The old man's tone was embarrassed, but he didn't dare to lose half a point in etiquette.

Liu Chang didn't say anything polite to them, but just turned around and recruited Liu Ling and asked them to come over. The triangular eye called Yingguang knelt in place and did not move. When Liu Ling and the two of them arrived, the old man was half a position ahead and led the way to the main hall.

After the old man led Liu Chang and his party to the right position, he did not sit down, but stood aside, did not dare to speak, and his attitude was respectful. He was also frightened, he thought it was a child's nonsense, but he didn't expect to attract such a perverted evil star, the clangling sound of slamming the door, the sound boomed for miles, but he really heard it.

Guiguzi, although it is not famous, but it is just fame, in this society, if there is really a master behind his back, conspiring to subvert the imperial power, not to mention that you live in seclusion in Guigu, that is, you live in seclusion in hell, and you will also be pulled out and corrected on the spot. If you have four tumors on your head, even eight tumors are not enough to cut off.

It's really Guiguzi, or using Guiguzi to make a name for itself, as a royal family, you can still tell the difference.

Today this pervert is definitely an accident!

"Sit down" Just when the old man's thoughts were flying, Liu Chang spoke.

He originally came to ask about the crime, wanting to see who this so-called Xu Fu and Xu Daxian were, what were his boys and girls going to do, if he really did something hurtful to heaven and reason, he would find an excuse to clear it, the excuse is ready-made, Lao Tzu has taken a fancy to your territory.

Why make excuses, because the "four noes" policy he set by himself can't be overturned by himself. Occupying land under the pretext of removing the scourge and removing the scourge under the pretext of finding land are two completely different concepts, the former is noble but illegal, and the latter is obscene but legitimate.

When I entered this island, I felt a little strange, I always felt that those things were wrong, and after seeing Win Light, my thinking was a little clear, but how it was, I still asked for proof.

"Thank you, master" The old man was not pretentious, and sat down according to his words, only sitting on half of his buttocks, a typical shallow seat, to show respect.

"Xu Fu should not be surnamed Xu, and Luan Da should not be surnamed Luan, am I right" Liu Chang went straight to the topic.

"Back to the guru, yes" The old man did not quibble, he knew that now quibbling would bring uncertain results to himself, all quibbling must have loopholes, now he can't afford to lose, their ancestors are under the guise of immortals, but he knows for sure that there is a difference between immortals and immortals, and the gods dare to pretend to be immortals, first of all, they do not believe in the existence of true gods. Today, this cover finally attracted the true God, but it was something he did not expect:

"Xu Fu's original name was Yingfu, and he was our ancestor; Luan Da's original name was Yingda, and they were all in the same vein as the Ying clan of the previous dynasty. ”

"Then you are an elixir, and you are a virgin, what are you doing mysteriously?"

"Back to the master, since the first emperor swept away Liuhe and set the world, he canceled the sub-seal, cleared the royal power, and at the same time severely punished the law, making the people's livelihood miserable, and I won the clan people feel that one day there will be a catastrophe. In order to ensure that my Ying clan lineage will not be cut off, I will make this decision" The old man looked at Liu Chang and continued: "Those boys and girls are all my Ying clan's children, in order to hide people's eyes, they claim to be boys and girls. ”

"The First Emperor allowed you to do this?"

"This is an exchange, my Win clan agrees to hand over all power, of course, including the Mi clan, the emperor agrees that we leave freely."

"That Luan Da, oh, it should be called Yingda, why do you want to enter the Han Court again, you want to return to the country?"

"The forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and there are always people who can't bear the loneliness. Although Yingda has the seal of the five generals, there is no soldier, he is covered with feathers, and it is just a game. The Ying clan had no idea of recovering the country. ”

Liu Chang secretly glanced at Liu Ling, and saw that Liu Ling's expression was not turbulent, and his heart was also a lot more stable. relieved the doubts in his heart, Liu Chang was also relaxed.

There was nothing flawed in this statement, and he believed that the patriarch was not lying. If there is no mutual tacit understanding, it is impossible for that Xu Fu, that is, Ying Fu, to cheat a large amount of materials from Ying Zheng's hands twice.

"Thank you for telling me the truth and solving my doubts. Win the blessing, there is indeed great wisdom. Liu Chang couldn't help but admire from the bottom of his heart.