Liu Chang has never been mad since he was born sensible, he is enough to talk, okay, this big bird brother is his nemesis.

"Is this the eldest brother or the eldest sister?" Liu Chang suddenly found that he had been chatting with this person for a long time, but he couldn't tell whether this person was a man or a woman, or a male or a female.

"Hey, you..." Liu Chang turned around and wanted to consult, but the four eldest sisters found something that made his jaw drop even more.

Aunt and Jones and Ganidoo were relatively normal, with no waves on their faces, and followed behind them with steady steps, while Maria was surrounded by a group of disciples, where they were discussing something with emotion.

"Hey, Sister Jones" Liu Chang groaned slightly, thinking that it was better to ask this black sister to be reliable.

"Don't, don't ask me" Jones immediately raised his hand to stop Liu Chang from continuing to ask: "I only know, giggle, it's the chicken that lays the egg, and I don't know anything else." ”

After speaking, he fled as if he was being chased by a dog, and his two companions, including his aunt Liu Ling, reflected the same as him.

"What did I ask? I didn't ask anything, did I? Liu Chang was confused by Jones's unexpected move, and he didn't know what was going on, so he said to himself.

"Hey, Liu Chang" When Maria passed by him with a group of disciples, she saw Liu Chang in a daze, and said, "What's wrong with you, why are you in a daze here?" ”

"They all ran away, why didn't you run? What are they running? ”

"Huh? Oh, haha" Mary was stunned for a moment, then reacted and laughed: "They don't understand what you're talking about at all, but these disciples still ask questions." ”

Liu Chang asked strangely, "Isn't that a translator?" ”

"In order to hone the language skills of these disciples, this is a rare opportunity, so I turned off the automatic translation. You... You don't know and don't understand, do you? ”

"Cut!!" Liu Chang pouted and walked away on his own, without even asking whether this birdman was male or female, I don't understand? From beginning to end, I was talking to the birdman, okay.

Soon, the dialogue between Liu Chang and the district department was sorted out and translated into a book by the disciples, Liu Chang read it, and felt that there was no problem, so he sent it down and became a new textbook.

"Leave this matter to me, it's all a woman's business, and it's not easy to find a woman to have a baby." When the requirements of the district department were put on the agenda, Liu Ling was the first to speak, and took the initiative to ask for help, this is a situation that rarely occurs in these decades, since the last time Liu Chang died or lived not as a big commander, Liu Ling rarely cared about the affairs of the base, she preferred to be with the children, urged the disciples to study, cared about their daily life, and saw the disciples grow from ignorant teenagers to lively teenagers, her heart was full of pride in being a teacher.

This time I took the initiative to ask Ying mainly to have my own little calculations, the woman is not important, the important thing is the child born by this woman, that is the spiritual leader of the future human race, beyond Confucius and Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu and Confucius are only the spiritual leaders of Central Plains China, this child is the spiritual leader of the whole world, and it must be borne by the people of the Han Dynasty, what a great glory this is, and even the base power is called for him.

The other three saw Liu Ling speak first, this is not far from the Han Dynasty, it can be said to be Liu Ling's home field, and the owner of Liu Chang's base is his nephew, although he also wants to fight, but they all consciously stopped their mouths and did not squeak.

Liu Chang nodded, did not express his position directly, but swept his gaze over everyone present one by one. Now, there are not only four people on the agenda, but also five permanent members of the 100-member group: "What about you, let's talk about it too." ”

Liu Ling's thoughts, how can Liu Chang not see it? Not to mention Liu Chang, the other three also have a clear heart, but because of the situation and form, they can't show it.

But Liu Chang must level a bowl of water, the more he can control it, the more he can't control it.

This is the minimum quality of an official, you can do anything, you can do it alone, what do you have to do with your subordinates.

"Isn't it just a woman, everyone's girlfriends may not be easy to find. Even if you pay for it, there are some of them. Liu Ling saw that Liu Chang didn't speak, so she continued, No, in this era, there are not necessarily three-legged toads, and there are many two-legged women.

Liu Chang nodded, but still didn't speak, and didn't say anything. Just look at a few other people with your eyes, the meaning is obvious, listen to your opinions.

"I think Sister Ling is right. Hey, Sister Ling, what does it mean to print embryos? "That's right, it's black Jones talking.

Liu Ling said: "I don't understand this~~~ I don't understand, it may be the welfare of having a child, you can't let people help in vain." Anyway, the main thing is to find a woman to help give birth. ”

"To whom to have children, and to whom to have children?" Jones hurriedly asked.

"Isn't it clearly written in the information given to you?" Liu Ling doesn't understand, we have been together all the time, and each of the materials has a copy, and it has already been sent to you, "You haven't read it?" ”

"Who says I didn't watch it? I knew that the bat said that something was going to come down and let us help take care of it. Jones hurriedly explained that there were outsiders who would damage their image by letting these disciples see that they were coping with errands like this.

"You agree without understanding anything?" Mary was also angry, this Lord is here to gather the number, don't you understand? Isn't there a translator, I must not even wear a translator, I really don't know what I was thinking about in the day.

"Sister Ling wants to buy a woman to have a baby, how big is the problem? You can buy it too, but I don't need it anyway. By the way, Sister Ling, who is it for? Is he~~~? Too small, right? Jones secretly skimmed Liu Chang out of the corner of his eye.

"Give you life!" Liu Ling was so angry that she thought she had found an alliance, but she didn't expect the whole stupid big sister.

"No, you don't! No!! Jones jumped up: "I don't want children, I want children, I will have children myself, I don't need help from others!" ”

“？？？ Hahaha" everyone burst out laughing.

"I said Jones, you don't understand the base language, you don't understand the hometown language? Isn't there an instant translation? ”

"I understand, why don't I understand! It's just that I don't understand it. I'm not practicing, I want to try my listening. Seeing that everyone had a ghost expression that I believed in you, I immediately continued with the expression that I was really working hard: "Not only the base language, but also your language, I am working hard to learn, like what Sister Ling said, sometimes I don't understand it very well, if I don't learn, I will be sold by you one day, I don't know." ”

"If you don't understand, don't make a statement." Mary said, "Let me explain it to you. ”

Mary recounted the cause and effect of the incident, 1510.

"Ahh Can children still print? Print me one, how fun! Jones immediately grasped the point, the child can still draw one, still alive, it is amazing, the eyes are blazing, the black girl is so excited that her eyes are blazing, fantasizing about holding a printed child, and smiling at her, her eyes are blazing and blazing.

"Sister, it's very expensive, if I don't give it, don't think about it." Liu Chang was speechless.

Jones sat down and pouted.

"Just find a mother for this child?" After a long time, Ganidou also understood. Actually, she wasn't lazy, she listened to it from beginning to end, but she just listened to it, she heard every word, but connecting all the words together, there is no difference between not listening to it, I don't understand! But she's a bit older, she doesn't understand if she doesn't understand, she doesn't hear it, she doesn't ask, she doesn't say it to me anyway, she doesn't listen to it.

"It can be understood in this way" Liu Chang patted his bald head, and he had to quickly train a few assistants, counting on these aunts, he didn't know how he died.

One doesn't know how to pretend to understand, and the other doesn't understand it at all.

"Then look all over the world, beautiful, young, and big butts, so that they can give birth. Liu Ling is right, find dozens of them first, buy them if you can't find them, and then choose them slowly. After understanding the topic, Gannidu used the tone of the passerby, foaming at the mouth: "I just don't know what flavor I like on it, white, black, yellow, and brown have a few more." ”

This time, Liu Chang was not the only one who was stunned, and the remaining three all joined the stunned ranks: This eldest sister is fierce!

"Isn't that child's play?" Mary spoke.

There are still serious people, hearing Maria's words, Liu Chang really felt a little grateful.

"What's the play of having a child, isn't that what it's like? If you can give birth, it's not child's play, and if you can't give birth, it becomes child's play" The fierce man carries forward the character of the fierce man, the sister is not a fierce person, and the sister is not a human being when she is fierce.

"There are still children here, pay attention~~" Jones reminded him.

"Okay, okay, you discuss it first, and I'll go out for a while." was so troubled by the aunts that his brain hurt, Liu Chang quickly slipped out to breathe.

"This matter, I abstain" Seeing Liu Chang walk out, Nizi stood up and surfaced her position, this matter has no interest in the base itself, it is just to assist the superiors, but the base has no right to refute this matter, and can only implement it; If there is a right to refute, it is estimated that even the group of 100 will not be able to pass it. Because, seeing that Nizi abstained, the other four also abstained.

Now, there were only four of them in the room, and Ganidoo just locked his eyes on Jones and said, "Hey~ Jones, you just said that you want to have a baby too?" "Aunt is aunt, morality can't be lost, Aunt Gannidu is a person of virtue.

As soon as Jones heard this, Danfeng's eyes turned into white rabbit eyes, and he said, "When did I say I wanted to have a baby?" ”

Ganidu still said slowly: "Just now, didn't you say that you wanted to give birth to one of your own? ”

"Hey" Jones looked at the crowd in turn and said, "Did I say that?" ”

"We all heard it," all three nodded, their faces stiffened, their smiles stifled and their smiles were stifled.

"Really?" Jones made the gesture that I said I wouldn't admit it, and spread his hands out, "Why don't I remember?" ”

The fat aunt still didn't give up, and continued to agitate: "Now, you and Maria are the youngest, and there is nothing to do now anyway." Hurry up and give birth to a few, otherwise it will be too late. ”

Seeing that he couldn't deny it, Jones raised his eyebrows slightly, and immediately turned from defense to offense, his eyes were fixed on the fat aunt, and he said in a teasing tone: "Then why don't you give birth?" ”

Ganidoo said: "If I were young, I would definitely have a child, how fun it is to have a child." ”

Jones said, "I don't think you're old."

"Not old? I'm over a hundred years old, old woman. ”

"I can't see it at all"

"Don't tease me, look," Ganidoo wiped his face with both hands, then spread his hands and said, "I don't dare to laugh now, and when I laugh, I will drop my powder." ”

"Eldest sister, you don't need to fight like this. Besides, the rouge you used was given to you by me, so it's not that bad. "Maria was astonished to see that Ganidoo had used self-destructive means to disobey her mother. By the way, he was disgusted with the works he bought from top Roman merchants: "It was a high-end product used by the ladies of the top nobles in Rome, but it was not bought from a roadside stall, and it was not available anywhere else." ”

Ganidoo said, "Hey~ Maria, do you still have that?" I don't seem to have much left, I haven't been out in years. ”

Jones was very happy to see that everyone was off topic and no longer talked about himself, and took advantage of the excitement to say: "That's it, I don't have much, next time I go, you can buy more, it's very expensive." ”

"Is money an issue?"

"It doesn't seem to be."

"You say, we're all gone, what about the rest of the money? Don't want it all? What a pity! ”

。。。。。。

When Liu Chang walked around the door, turned and turned, turned and turned, and when he came back, he didn't know whether God's old lady had any whereabouts, and they agreed on bathing with milk: it is good for the skin, so that the white skin is whiter and the white is translucent, and the black skin is darker, and the black is red.

Seeing Liu Chang walk in, the four of them stood up in unison:

"It's dinner time? So fast. ”

"Come and eat it with me, I still have the ostrich eggs I brought back last time, it's good to use egg whites to beautify your skin."

"What's going on? God's wife doesn't care? You should fight. Poor Liu Chang didn't have anyone to pay attention to, and he thought he was in the way, so he pulled him and got out of the way, without any eyesight.

"Hey, hey, aunts, how is God's wife? You don't care? ”

"What Mother of God? Didn't you just say it? "It's still Jones, damn black bitch.

"Say what's okay? Why didn't I know? ”

"Why don't you know what you're talking about?"

"When I said it to my face? What do you mean? Get a few or buy a few and let the birdman choose for himself. ”

"yes."

"Let's go, don't get in the way, delay our meal."

"Didn't you just finish eating!?" Liu Chang was a little helpless and a little moved: "Or, draw lots?!" ”

"What should I do if my mother catches me? You let the old lady be a virgin? Cut~~ "The fat aunt is still a fat aunt, fierce!"

"That's it, that's it," Liu Ling agreed.

Liu Ling changed her initial thoughts, and originally wanted to be careful, but when she saw the other three, she suddenly understood. It's not that everyone has a high profile, it's that everyone didn't think to fight at all, and the glory of Our Lady is not as important as the affection of their sisters.

In their small circle, only Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai meet the conditions, that is, they are expanding the scope, including those unmarried female disciples, there are only ten or twenty people. Anyway, the candidates must be in this circle, they are all relatives are better than relatives, what are you fighting for!

Good things must be considered first in the circle, how can they be put outside the circle, how can the glory of the Virgin consider those vulgar fans?

"Then sign up voluntarily and draw lots?" Liu Chang put forward his own opinions.

"That's it, don't delay our meal." Rice bucket Jones.

The notice of recruitment of Our Lady was sent, and among the female disciples, it caused a little wave, just a little wave, and the next day there was no wave at all, as if nothing had happened.

Can God be called God in heaven, and God on earth be called God? That's called the landlord. Now it's not uncommon to even be an emperor, who is rare to be the lord. This is the common understanding of all girls.

When Liu Ling asked her female disciples, she found that there was not even a single one who signed up.

grabbed Nizi, who was trying to slip away, and asked, "Nizi, why don't you sign up?" ”

Liu Ling was a little depressed, this is a good thing, not only her own glory, but also the glory of her family, don't these children understand?

"Do you know the glory of being the Virgin?" Liu Ling also wants to try to save it and convince Nizi. On the spiritual level, it is also under one person, above ten thousand people.

"It is my glory to follow the master and swim in the sea of stars." Nizi's answer is very simple, not to mention being a mother to God, even if she wants God to do nothing.

The result was embarrassing, I thought that everyone would sign up enthusiastically, and the female disciple didn't even sign up. When I asked them why they didn't sign up, the answer was almost the same as Niko's answer: they all wanted to see the unknown world, and they all wanted to fly.

Lord? Don't do it! God cannot fly.

What's even more embarrassing is that even the most powerful Jones didn't sign up, and in the entire base, only one person signed up----- Maria!!

"Jones, why don't you sign up? Don't you want a baby the most? Aunt Gannidu couldn't help it, and when she saw Jones, she expressed the doubts in her heart.

"I want to have a child, and having a child is not the same thing. I am not God's mother, but I can be God's righteous mother. Well, it's exciting to think about. From now on, I will be God's godmother, and no one will fight with me! Jones happily announced loudly.

Now it's okay, you don't even need to draw lots!