It was not only Su Budang who felt depressed about whether he wanted to beat up Su Bu Ju Ciyun to help her find inspiration for music, but also Liu Ni and her companions, because they had been out for several days, and they were still empty-handed.

"Senior sister, senior sister," the youngest junior sister who walked in front side of Liu Ni deliberately slowed down, secretly came to Chocolate's side, turned her body sideways, and whispered to Chocolate mysteriously: "Senior sister has a problem, she is snickering, you see, the laughter is evil." ”

"Yes," said Chocolate, "how do you see the evil nature?" ”

The little junior sister whispered: "She will laugh for a while, and then she will look like she is going to cry, and she will laugh for a while, and she will look like she is going to cry, but it is scary, and she will not be evil." ”

"Really? I'll take a look. When Zhu Guli heard the description of the little junior sister, he was also a little worried, so he rode his horse and walked a few steps to Liu Ni's side, first observing, sure enough, the senior sister's eyes were dull, but the expression on her face was very rich, and her face was still a little red.

"Senior sister, what's wrong with you?" Chocolate took Liu Ni's hand and asked with concern.

Chocolate's move scared Liu Ni into a thrill, and she said angrily: "Oh, you scared me to death!" What are you doing? ”

Chocolate asked with concern, "What am I doing, I still ask you, I also ask, what's wrong with you?" ”

Nizi said, "I didn't do anything? I'm fine."

Chocolate frowned slightly, and said, "It's good?" Okay, what's wrong with you? One moment happy, the next sad? ”

"Really? Am I happy for a while, sad for a while? Liu Ni said: "Ah, I was thinking, the marquis and his wife just now were really a natural couple, and they had a good heart. With just one look or no look, his wife knew what he was thinking, and this tacit understanding was too enviable. ”

Chocolate said: "She wants to harm us, and you are still envious." ”

Liu Ni ignored Chocolate's words, but said wistfully: "Cloud, how nice it sounds." ”

Chocolate didn't believe it at all, your senior sister was no longer a child, how could she remember what a dirty man said: "You just called 'Yun' for that sloppy man, and you were happy to be like this?" So tell me, what are you sad about? Don't say no, I can see it with my own eyes, don't admit it. ”

"Am I sad? How could it be, you must have read it wrong. Why am I sad! ”

"I don't know why, but I saw you sigh anyway. You must be sad, and you are very sad and very personal, you—you don't like that stinky man, do you? He's not just a stinky man, he's a real 'stinky' man. "Speaking of stinky men, Chocolate also deliberately put the word 'stinky' in quotation marks, highlighting it and aggravating the tone.

"Ah, I remember" Seeing that the chocolate had been entangled, Liu Ni's brain teaser suddenly remembered something, and sighed: "I'm thinking, this is miserable, I will definitely be laughed at to death when I go back." You see, we're still empty-handed, it's been days, and we don't even have a rabbit. ”

The little sisters who originally pricked up their ears and eavesdropped on their words, originally thought that they could hear the secret of the senior sister, but they didn't expect to hear the senior sister lamenting about the prey, so they quickly bit their tongues with their teeth, and then covered their mouths, not daring to squeak, for fear that their tongues would be disobedient, and they would say one or two words that should not be said.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Nizi was amused, the words 'the most' turned around on Liu Ni's tongue several times, but she was really embarrassed to take these 'most' words out of her tongue.

At this moment, all the horses began to neigh. aroused the vigilance of the sisters, the biggest advantage of the sweaty horse is not only to run fast, it also has a prominent advantage, that is, the alertness is very high.

"It can't be that sloppy marquis who sent someone to chase after you, right?" Chocolate was the first to draw the long knife, and the other sisters pulled out the knife as well. Gun? Forget it, you can't even stand up, let alone ride on a horse.

As soon as they were ready, there was a rumbling sound from a distance, and the dust that had been raised showed that it was rushing in their direction.

"A herd of bison!" Liu Ni was the first to sound the alarm: "Quick, run to the side!" ”

Seeing a large herd of black and oppressive cattle rushing past in front of them, everyone patted their chests and secretly called luck. Being hit by such a large herd of bison, you have to shed your skin if you don't die.

"Look at who dares to laugh at us this time" Chocolate looked at the herd, overjoyed.

"Wait, wait," Liu Ni made a silent gesture and said, "There must be something behind, otherwise, the herd would not have run so fast." ”

Sure enough, before Nizi's words fell, three snow leopards appeared behind the herd.

Good luck either doesn't come at all, or too much. There are three snow leopards in front rounding up a yak, a huge adult yak, and three vigorous snow leopards.

"You can't hurt that snow leopard, you have to live" Niko's eyes flashed with excitement, staring greedily at the three snow leopards. Immediately ordered that she should keep these three snow leopards to play with.

"Yes, senior sister" The other five were also excited and replied in unison.

"Don't be in a hurry, wait until the babies grab the yak first, and the strength is exhausted, so as not to hurt my baby" Nizi jumped off the horse first, half-squatting on the ground, staring ahead without blinking.

When the six people were holding the leopard, it was holding rather than dragging it, which was certain, and all the people in the base could testify, of course, from the back of the leopard, whose mouth was wrapped in strips of cloth. When they came back with a huge yak, everyone was stunned, not by their courage, but by their luck.

Before they returned, the biggest prey was antelopes and wild asses. This yak alone gathered all their eyes, what are they holding in their hands? Still kicking your legs? Oh my God, it's still alive!!

"Master, I'm back" Nizi saw Liu Chang and hurriedly came over to say hello.

Liu Chang had a gloomy face and responded: "You're back?" Don't run that far next time" Seeing them come back safely, the hanging heart also relaxed. This time, Niko and her gang ran the farthest, and they were all girls, although they knew that they would not be in any danger, but it was false to say that they were not worried.

Launching a hunting activity is not to improve life at all, let alone show any courage, but to create an environment for these disciples to interact with each other, which is what Liu Chang and Liu Ling have been fighting for a long time.

According to Liu Ling, to see who has a husband and wife, and which two are pleasing to the eye together, they will pinch the two of them together. Do you want to choose your own daughter-in-law or your own husband? Grandma, that's not a private acceptance!?

These dead girls are good, they ran so much that they couldn't even see the shadows, and they drove away all the boys who were originally following them, and they also kidnapped and ran away several, you say, can Liu Chang not be angry.

But this matter can't be said clearly, if you let the four know, especially the aunt, here Liu Chang gives them the opportunity to choose freely, not to mention let them go hunting, all go back to embroider water ducks, and then get married with water duck pairing!

How can Nizi know this, she is like a show-off rooster, and she came to Liu Chang triumphantly: "Master, look, I caught three big cats." ”

Before Liu Chang could speak, Liu Ling hurriedly got up and ran over, these are all her disciples, and she is the most worried these days. If Liu Chang hadn't stopped her and repeatedly assured them that nothing would have happened, she would have chased them over with her teeth and claws and pulled them back one by one, she was afraid that these children would run around, and these children would be by her side all day long, and they would be able to tie them to their belts.

looked at several of her disciples left and right, and found no injuries, and then slapped everyone on the back a few times: "This is a flower cat, this is a leopard, you dead girls, don't die!" ”

"Are you going to eat it raw?" In front of his aunt, Liu Chang was not easy to be partial, and he was indeed very angry, and said the reason why he was angry: "This is a leopard, not a cat, once he counterattacks at close range, although you have the means to defend yourself, you may not have time." Do you know? ”

"Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong" Nizi lowered her head and stood obediently, although she was admitting her mistake, but her face did not mean to admit her mistake at all, on the contrary, she was a little proud.

Nizi is ready to take the cute route, although a person who looks twenty is coquettish in front of a six or seven year old, no matter how you look at it, it feels absurd, but Nizi doesn't care.

"According to the regulations, go back and think about it behind closed doors, and you are not allowed to eat for a day!" In order to prevent his aunt from making a fuss about this matter, Liu Chang died of the 'hunting' activity, but decided to punish him heavily. So, I was ruthless and didn't let my aunt have a chance to make a fuss again.

Confinement was originally an option, but when this article was discussed by the group of 100, it was vetoed because of the shadow left by the 'prison cell', and the means of punishment for the disciples were very limited, so let the disciples discuss how serious the punishment for themselves could be. Basically, you are not allowed to eat one meal, two meals, and the most serious thing is not allowed to eat for a day. That's why there is such a ridiculous rule.

"How can you not let them eat, what should they do when they are growing and hungry?" Liu Ling really fell into the plan, and hurriedly interceded for her disciples: "You can let them embroider flowers, paint red, and be female workers." How good it is to stay at home obediently, otherwise how to find your in-laws in the future. ”

At the beginning, when they heard Master Liu Ling intercede for them, several female disciples were very happy, but when they heard the words later, this was a plea, it was obviously a more serious punishment, especially the embroidery, and Nizi pricked her hands with blood every time.

"Master, this is not in accordance with the rules" As soon as she heard that she was going to be punished, Nizi and these sisters were a little nervous, Liu Ni said: "According to Article 7 of the regulations, Master does not have the right to unilaterally punish disciples, and it must be discussed by a group of 100 people, and the punishment can only be implemented after more than half of the people have passed. ”

Liu Chang said: "When is there such a rule? How did I not know? ”

Liu Ni curled the corners of her mouth slyly and said, "The regulations are written on the copper pillar in the center, Master, or did you propose it, imitating the Roman Twelve Bronze Tables." ”

"What I proposed? How could I have such a disgusting thought" Liu Chang scratched his bald head helplessly, since he was bald, he couldn't help but scratch his head, which became his subconscious action, "Then tell me, for me, who is a master, what should I do when a disciple makes a mistake?" ”

"Master" Liu Ni showed an embarrassed expression and said, "If you want to punish anyone, you can only file a motion and submit it to the 100-member group for deliberation." Hehe, Master, I am the deacon of the 100-member group, you can only give me your proposal, and then I will convene an emergency meeting of the 100-member group to deliberate and pass a resolution to punish myself against the copper table law. ”

Liu Chang looked at Liu Ni in surprise and asked her to punish herself? How could he have set such a bastard rule in the first place, "Why?" ”

As the first chief deacon of the 100-member group, the senior sister said: "Rules, don't you always teach us, there are no rules, there is no circle." ”

"Then do I have any other options as a master?" Alas, what's wrong today, Liu Chang feels that his scalp is more itchy, it can't be lice, right, there are lice on the bald head?

Liu Ni replied, "As a master, you still have a special authorization."

Liu Chang came to his senses all of a sudden, I said, how could I not leave some way back for myself, it turns out that there is a special authorization, listen, special authorization, just looking at the literal relief, "Oh? Then tell me quickly, what authorization do I have, I'm going to use this authorization today, I don't believe it yet, as a parent, I can't clean up a few of you girls."

"Master, are you sure you want to use your parental identity?" Seeing Shizun's eyes suddenly light up, Senior Sister couldn't help but take half a step back.

Seeing the reaction of these girls, Liu Chang was so happy in his heart, his scalp was no longer itchy, he rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I will use the identity of a parent, how about it, I'm afraid." "Let your little mouth go, I'll let you know today, the pot is not only made of iron, but also pinched with mud; There are not only shaved heads, but also those that fall off by themselves!

Liu Ni also smiled slightly and said, "Master, I regret to tell you that as a parent, there is no special authorization. ”

Liu Chang didn't think about it, and said, "Then, I still use the identity of the master, how should I punish you?" "Your master and I have two identities, and I am willing to use whichever one is used, which is difficult for me.

Liu Ni said: "Reprimand! ”

"Reprimand? Just those two words? ”

"Just two words, reprimand!"

"Modify! Must be modified!! ”

"Master, it's more troublesome to revise the regulations. You still have to make a motion, and it will have to be discussed by our permanent deacons before it can be submitted to the Group of Hundred. The point is that it has to be agreed by more than two-thirds of the number of people, and, moreover, your old man does not have the right of veto. ”

"I feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot." Liu Chang felt a little itchy on his scalp again, hadn't he washed his hair in the past few days, thinking of this, he scratched it a few more times.

"Master, you should reprimand! We must accept it with an open heart, reprimand us severely, we must not be so cheap as to make us increase our memory, I think we are a little depraved. You say, yes? ”

"Yes, yes, Master, just reprimand us, we must deepen our impression that we are too depraved."

Liu Ling couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Who said you are degenerate? Didn't you just run a little farther, why did you fall? It's not that I'm talking about you, you're too wild, a girl, running around in the desert, what if you meet a bad guy? ”

"Master, everyone is in their fifties, it's not what we should do when we meet bad people, but what we should do when bad people meet us." To be honest, Liu Ni has no obstacles in her heart, she is still stunned by this master, she is not worried about this master.

"I'm still capable, right, your master and I'm almost a hundred." Liu Ling was a little amused by this disciple. She has always cared for this big disciple, one is that he is the big disciple of her nephew, and the other is that the key is that this disciple is smart and clever and has a high understanding, Liu Chang gave him great hope, and this disciple did not disappoint him, "A few of you, either go back and make me two shoes each, with embroidered faces; Or, copy the Book of Songs! The wilderness is boundless! ”

"Senior aunt ancestor..."Liu Ni gave all the junior sisters a look, everyone understood, and hurriedly surrounded them, pulled Liu Ling's sleeve, and shook it, using what they thought was the loudest voice.

This hand almost made Liu Ling's defense line collapse, but he still said with a stiff face: "What a senior aunt!" It's useless to call grandma, so it's decided. ”

"Grandma, look at other people's hands, they didn't tie it well last time. Grandma, people know it's wrong, and they won't dare next time. ”

"What? You guys want to have a next time! ”

"Nope! There is absolutely no next time~ I promise! We guarantee it all!! ”

Liu Ling sighed and said, "Alas, I'm really angry with you." ”

"Senior Ancestor, where are these cats?" Seeing that the teacher's tone was a little loose, and her heart was ecstatic, Nizi immediately climbed up the pole.

"You deal with it yourself, hurt people, and never spare it for the teacher" Liu Chang saw that the matter was over, interjected, didn't say anything more, and left with his back on his back.

"Thank you, Master!!"

"Wow, senior sister is so fierce!" The tide of sycophants is rolling around, and the only one who dares to talk to this perverted bald guy about the conditions is this senior sister.

"Senior sister" waited for Liu Ling to leave, and when the senior sisters were celebrating their victory, a voice came, Liu Ling turned her head and saw that it was Gude, the one who had fought for him, so she said angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

"Senior sister, the next time you go out, can you take me with you." Goode smiled flatteringly.