A servant-like person knelt in front of the general, his whole body was trembling, he was arranged by the general to spy on Liu Chang and his party, and now, the object of his surveillance is gone, and his mission has failed.

"What can you do? Rubbish! Litter! If it weren't for the sake of fifty dinars, Lao Tzu would have chopped you with a knife! The general was furious and kicked him to the ground.

"Fifty dinars? You're so rich! The baron, who came with him, was also very angry, and couldn't help fanning the flames beside him.

When the general heard the baron's words, he became even more angry, and went up and kicked the poor servant to the ground a few times, "Tomorrow, tomorrow I will return it to that hateful Jonathan, this is the clever and clever thing in his mouth, stupid pig, rice bucket!" Even an old woman who couldn't even walk couldn't stand it, and she wasn't allowed to eat for three days. ”

"Don't be too busy getting angry," said the baron, stopping the general from going up and kicking again, "let's get to know the situation first." Maybe it can be remedied. ”

After speaking, he said to the servant who fell to the ground: "You tell me the details of the matter, perhaps, I will intercede with the general and spare you from death!" ”

"Thank you, General, thank you, Your Excellency!" The little soldier kowtowed to the general and the baron, "The little man said immediately"

So, the little soldier recounted his surveillance process in detail.

"You mean, she gave hundreds of Ore's gold coins to the people who helped him get the prize?" After listening to the narration, the general forgot to be angry, and he was stunned by the magnanimity of the mysterious man. What kind of person is this, how does it seem to have a grudge against money? If you have an enmity with money, why are you still so rich? The general is very puzzled, you don't know gems, it's understandable, countrymen, you don't know, there's no reason not to know gold. I thought I could use gold to fool these hillbillies, and I preferred some gems or something. Well, they don't even know gold!

"Did you see that he let the man take the bag without even opening it?"

"When I replied to my master, the young woman was crying on her lap, and I really couldn't understand what they were saying. Neither of them looked at the money bag. And the bald kid just said, 'I'm rewarding you,' and didn't say anything more. "When it came to his own life, the servant, despite the severe pain in his body, did not dare to reveal the slightest outpouring of his life, and spoke every word clearly at a very normal pace and with very accurate pronunciation.

"You're rewarded! Hahaha, Your Excellency the Baron, even the lord of the city, would not dare to have such arrogance and give hundreds of gold to a stranger, unless, this person is crazy! ”

"I've heard some people say that money is a bastard, but I've never seen anyone treat money as a bastard! Your ancestor was really lucky, and he exchanged two small coins for a lot of precious stones, and this lucky man was even more lucky, picking up a bag of gold for nothing. Speaking of this, the general's eyes lit up, and he took the baron's hand rudely, and his excited hands trembled slightly: "You say, will he be Hermes, the God of Wealth?" ”

The baron was a little unconvinced, and said, "Hermes is a man, how can he become a woman?" Or an Oriental woman. ”

The general disagreed, and said, "They are all gods, and what is so strange about what they want to become, and what is so strange about becoming women." Zeus also often turned into a cow. ”

The baron said, "What about the bald child?" ”

The general said, "Don't you say that he is infinitely powerful, it must be Hercules." ”

"So, the old lady—" asked the baron, who also felt that something was serious, and asked a little nervously.

The general said: "It must be Hera, the queen of heaven... Think about it, why did Hermes cry, how could it win the war, win the money, and still cry? It must be her wife, maybe it's himself, who called him a good woman, and a beautiful woman, who was ruined by Zeus, and complained to the queen of heaven, they must have come after Zeus, the queen of heaven is a famous woman, Zeus, must be in Rome! "It is worthy of being a general who came down from the battlefield, and he deduced the truth of the matter in a moment.

"So, it's bad," said the baron, too, believed him.

"What's wrong?"

"When the queen of heaven appears, it must be Zeus's old mistake again."

"The person who took the money just now must have been targeted by the queen of heaven, I don't know if his wife or daughter was taken by Zeus, you must know that the queen is notoriously jealous"

The general grabbed the poor man by the collar, lifted him up, and asked in a loud voice, "How did they disappear as soon as they turned into another street."

The servant nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, master, the villain has been following them, and I swear to the gods that they will never find me, and they will turn the alley and disappear." After hearing this, the general overthrew the poor man to the ground again, and said loudly to the baron: "Why are you still stunned, hurry home, and see your wife and daughter, someone else Zeus, the bastard, gave Huo Huo." ”

The baron didn't seem to react yet, and muttered, "They're gods." ”

"God is amazing, provoke me, Lao Tzu castrated him!" After the general finished speaking, he ignored the baron, who was still in a daze, and ran home with a smoke.

"No, I'll have to go back and see!" The baron finally reacted and strode away, leaving only the poor creature still lying on the ground: "Damn" He spat viciously: "Thanks to Lao Tzu who doesn't have a wife, hahaha." ”

Our Miss Nizi was taught a lesson, she was taught by the Romans, and until she met her brothers, her spirit was also sluggish.

"Master, what's wrong with Senior Sister?" Hardcore best friend Benny is a little worried.

"I wanted to do it, I was scared!" Liu Ling was not polite, slammed the floor with a cane, and said in a bad voice.

"Your senior sister killed someone with her own hands for the first time, and she was scared, and it will be fine in two days," Liu Chang explained to the others.

"Senior sister killed someone?!"

"What's all the fuss about, you'll have to have this experience in the future."

"Oh my god, I don't dare!" This is a small episode, it didn't take long for it to calm down, the senior sister killed someone, that person was to blame, he killed him, he deserved it!

The Moon, the Earth's satellite, is the first stop in the starry sky.

In the past few days, Liu Chang has been feeling very strange, and his skin feels a little hot, just like after being exposed to the sun, his skin is burned, itchy and unbearable, and there are signs of peeling. I couldn't help scratching all over my body, but the more I scratched, the more itchy it became. Especially on the back, I can't scratch it, it's just an itch in the heart.

"What's going on?" For more than 100 years, his physical condition has been very stable, without any discomfort, this sudden situation made him a little overwhelmed, Liu Chang checked the entire data, and did not find any valuable answers.

"Master! Master!! "Nizi and a few disciples noticed that something was wrong with the master at the same time. Especially Nizi was even more anxious, picking up Liu Chang and running. Suddenly, I felt the master pat her shoulder with his hand, and when I turned my head, I saw that the master was shaking his head at him and signaling to put him down.

"Master, what's wrong with you, you?" Liu Ni asked anxiously.

"No, it's fine." Liu Chang even had a little deformed face, and hummed while scratching: "Oops, hey, ahh......h

Looking at the master's strange behavior, everyone didn't know what to do for a while, so they could only stare at it.

Finally, Nizi reacted and asked in a low voice, "Master, are you itchy?" ”

"You see that, too?" Seeing these disciples so blind, Liu Chang was a little angry, "Why don't you hurry up and help the master scratch it, oh, it's itching me." ”

The disciples hurriedly stepped forward and helped Liu Chang tickle with all their hands and feet, but they didn't dare to use force, so that the itching all over his body not only did not relieve, but made Liu Chang tickle even more: "You haven't eaten, you have to work hard, you have to scratch hard." ”

The disciples increased their strength, but Liu Chang didn't feel it at all: "Hard, harder." ”

One finally couldn't help but speak: "Master, you can't try any harder, it seems to scratch your skin red, and if you try harder, will it bleed?" ”

"Scratched red? Scratching blood? Why don't I feel it? Liu Chang looked down at his arm, it seemed to be a little red, but this red was not a finger print, not like scratching red, more like rubbing red, "I let you scratch, not let you rub, and not take a bath, rub something." ”

"Master, we're scratching."

"You don't have nails, Nizi, let's do it" Liu Chang glanced at everyone's hands and found that only Nizi's fingernails were a little longer, "Oh, I'm here to tickle you, not to make you tickle, put your hand in and scratch it." ”

Liu Ni hesitated, but still put her hand along Liu Chang's collar into Liu Chang's back, because she was afraid of scratching her master, she didn't dare to use her nails, but her fingers. This is the first time in more than a hundred years that Liu Ni has come into contact with Master's body, and there is a strange feeling in her heart, Liu Chang not only looks like a child, but her skin is more like a child, delicate and smooth, which makes Nizi dare not use force.

"Okay, okay, okay, okay" Liu Chang really couldn't stand this itchy tickling, "You go find me a stick, a stick, a fork or something, I'll scratch it myself." It's almost like a personal life. From today onwards, each person will add a chicken every day, how can it become weak. ”

"Then, Master, I'm coming, it's painful, don't cry." Finally, there was a young man, seeing that the master couldn't get rid of the itch, so he boldly rolled up his sleeves.

"Okay, good" Liu Chang nodded hurriedly, and he was so moved that he was about to cry, "Hurry up, scratch hard, I promise not to cry." ”

This stunned young man came up to take Liu Ni's place, and also put his hand into Liu Chang's collar. Liu Ni glared at this guy unwillingly, and warned him not to push too hard, it really scratched the master and bleed, and he was not finished.

Not to mention, the senior sister's warning still worked, and he didn't dare to exert force as soon as he came up at first, but watched Liu Chang's face react, gradually increasing the force in his hand. However, Liu Chang's facial expression did not show the comfortable feeling after scratching at all. So much so that in the end, even the strength to eat milk was used, and his forehead was a little sweaty, but Liu Chang still had that expression.

"Okay, okay, you all go down" Liu Chang ninja itched and said, "I'd better cry for a while." ”

"Ah, did you scratch the master's blood?" When Liu Ni heard this, she didn't care about anything else, so she pulled this stunned young man away, lifted the master's clothes, and the scene in front of her, not only Liu Ni was stunned, but everyone was stunned: Liu Chang's back, like other parts, was a little red, and there was no trace of being scratched at all.

"Senior sister, I, I really scratched, you see, I was sweating." Liu Ni thought that she had scratched her master and bled her, and this stunned young man also thought that she had scratched her master and bleed, but the fact in front of her was that he didn't work hard at all!

"Go and call the cook, and I'll ask him if he's withholding your food!" It's like you haven't eaten! From today onwards, the food will be doubled, and you will not be allowed to leave until you finish eating! Liu Chang was completely desperate, expecting these disciples to tickle him, but he couldn't do it. put on the clothes that were stripped off, twisted left and right, dropped this sentence, and walked away extremely coquettishly.

"Why don't you scratch hard?" When Liu Chang's figure disappeared, the stunned young man became the focus of everyone, "If the food is really doubled, if there is more, you must help me eat!" ”

"And mine"

"Me too."

......

"I'm really hard, you think I want to add food, I'm really hard, senior sisters, senior brothers, just spare me." Stunned Qing cried and mourned, bowed in circles, and bowed his head. Tears are about to flow out, if all the senior brothers, junior brothers, senior sisters, and junior sisters let themselves eat the extra portion, they will become a pig, and they will not be able to eat it all.

Liu Chang left, but Itchy didn't stay, and followed Liu Chang. Liu Chang really can't help it, what his hands can reach, fortunately, he can scratch it himself, but there are also places that his hands can't reach, that is, his back. I can only walk while shrugging my shoulders and putting my hands up and down, how weird and weird this posture is.

"By the way, my aunt has Yu Ruyi there, isn't that thing just tickling." Thinking of this, Liu Chang's spirit was shocked, this shock seemed to be really effective, it didn't seem to be so itchy.

"San'er, what's wrong with you?" Seeing the strange-looking Liu Chang, Liu Ling was startled and was about to stand up from the rim.

Liu Chang took two quick steps, pressed his aunt on the chair, didn't let her stand up, and said, "I'm fine, it's just itchy all over." I remember that you seem to have jade Ruyi, which is used to tickle, where is it? I'm so itchy. ”

Liu Ling said: "Come here, I'll scratch you, Yu Ruyi is useless, it's just decoration!" ”

Liu Chang shook his head and said, "It doesn't work, those disciples have been scratching me for a long time, I'd better scratch it myself." ”

Liu Ling pointed to the dresser and said, "Then, under the dresser, in the box on the bottom layer on the left."

"You sit, I'll find it myself."

Liu Chang hurriedly rummaged through, and finally found the jade Ruyi. When I grabbed it, I couldn't wait to reach into my back. However, before he could feel the comfortable feeling of tickling, he heard a 'snap', and Yu Ruyi broke off.

Liu Chang pulled out half of the jade Ruyi from his back, put it in front of his eyes, frowned and said, "This, this, what kind of." ”

Liu Ling said anxiously: "Come here, I'll take a look, it's not hurt."

"It's okay"

"It's okay, come over and I'll take a look." Liu Ling lifted Liu Chang's clothes, and the remaining half of the jade Ruyi fell to the ground with a 'bang', Liu Ling didn't even look at it, this jade Ruyi was still her father Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave her a dowry, she focused all her attention on Liu Chang's back, "Why are you so red?" Got a fever? Liu Ling reached out and touched Liu Chang's back, "Don't burn." ”

"Ah, this is those disciples just now, help me tickle, they scratch the red." Afraid that his aunt would be worried, Liu Chang found a reason by the way, this reason is impeccable, and they did help him tickle it.

"Oh, that's the case" Listening to Liu Chang's explanation, Liu Ling also believed it, but when she looked up, she found a new problem: "Why is your head red?" They scratched it too? ”

Liu Chang hurriedly explained: "No, no, I scratched my head." ”

Liu Ling said suspiciously: "Oh, that's the case, is it still itchy?" ”

Liu Chang deliberately twisted and said easily: "It doesn't seem to be itchy anymore." ”

Liu Ling asked with concern, "Are you, you have been so busy these days that you haven't even taken a bath, and you are used to taking a bath, and you will be itchy all over your body if you don't wash." ”

"Hey, really, I really haven't taken a shower in days, I need to go back to the shower. Auntie, you are so powerful, you found the root of the disease in one fell swoop" Liu Chang made a sudden realization, said, and ran away after speaking.

Liu Chang doesn't really want to go back to take a bath, he takes a bath twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening, as long as there are conditions, it has become a habit to insist on it every day; He was in a hurry to find a tool, to find a tool that could replace Yu Ruyi.

"Master, Master." Just as Liu Chang was rummaging through the cabinets in his room, trying to find a replacement tickle, Nizi's voice came from outside the door.

"What's the matter? In! Liu Chang didn't even raise his head, he was touching everywhere, he forgot that this was a flying machine, not the cave where he used to live, and it was cleaner than his face.

Liu Ni walked in, walked up to Liu Chang, and handed an object to Liu Chang, which was also a wish, but it was not made of jade, but made of ivory. The whole body is white and crystalline, and the workmanship is quite exquisite.

Liu Chang took it and observed it carefully: "Ivory? Haven't all the ivory been lost? ”

"I didn't lose it, there are a few classmates who like to do handicrafts, and they left a lot, this is their work."

"Anything else?" Liu Chang saw that this Ruyi was made well, and remembered the jade Ruyi of his aunt who was damaged by him, and wanted to give it to his aunt, in case the aunt wanted to tickle, it could also be replaced.

Liu Ni replied, "You have to do it freshly." ”

Liu Chang stretched the itch of the ivory behind his back and tried it, but he didn't dare to make any effort, for fear of breaking it again, although it didn't have any effect, it was better than nothing: "Yes, then let your senior brother make another one." ”

"It's a junior sister"

"Oh? Are there any female disciples who like to do handicrafts? ”