This surprise was not trivial, and the general was so frightened that he stood up so much that he dragged the freshly cleaned shoes off the jade foot, probably defenseless, and made the owner of the jade foot hurt, and there was a coquettish cry.

When he came out, he found that behind the signal soldier was the colonel, Colonel Aha Menes.

"Who sent it?" With a gloomy face, the general walked into his office cabin.

The soldier who followed behind, bowed his head, and replied in a low voice: "Report to the general, no, I don't know." ”

"I don't know what it means, didn't it come from above?"

"I don't know, probably not." The soldier said: "Due to the distance, our communication with headquarters is text, and this time, yes, it is voice. And, moreover, this frequency is our internal encryption band, General, listen. Seeing that the general was already sitting in his seat, the soldier stepped forward and opened the communication equipment in front of the general.

This is a recording, at the beginning, there were all kinds of sounds in it, drinking, eating, joking and telling jokes, and even the sound of burping and farting, shit and flushing, it turned out that this was a monitor specially used by the general to monitor his subordinates.

The noisy voice suddenly stopped, and a child's voice came from inside: "Retreat!" After a moment, the cacophony began again.

The general looked at the colonel who followed him with contempt, and said mockingly: "Colonel Menes, don't you have anything to say?" ”

The colonel was confused and said, "Me? What the general meant by this sentence, he didn't understand. ”

"That's right if you don't understand, if you don't understand, General Ben won't understand it even more, this time," the general said in a generous tone, pretending to be relaxed, "General Ben is just a joke, and I don't want another time." But you're going to tell me, who is he? ”

The colonel understood what the general meant, this was doubting himself, and secretly complained in his heart, "General, does the general think I did it?" ”

The general said: "I didn't say that, what do you say?" ”

The colonel said, "General, if I say that I didn't do it, you won't believe it, but I still have to say that I didn't do it." ”

The general said: "Believe, why don't I believe you, you give me a reason, you can make it up, just don't let me find a flaw." The general's tone was still calm, and his face was full of smiles.

The colonel felt bad in his heart, and originally thought that this was an order from his superiors, but as for why such an inexplicable order was issued, it was not his concern, and he could take this opportunity to stop the general from sending troops and scare him back.

This mysterious voice signal is anything but benevolent; Now it seems that he has the feeling of lifting a stone to hit his own feet, when the general first came, he smashed it once, and now it seems that he is going to smash it again, and he can't help but look down at his feet, fortunately, the feet are still there, so he said: "Okay, since the general is sure that I did it, that's what I did, and I don't want to defend myself, so I retire." ”

The colonel didn't think much about it in his heart, anyway, you are the supervisor, you love to believe it or not, and you are not in the mood to explain, so he dropped a sentence and prepared to leave.

The general's smile became even stronger, and he couldn't even open his eyes on his fat face, because his mouth was too big: "Wait, wait, Mr. Colonel, since you're here, sit down for a while, why are you in such a hurry to leave?" You don't know how much I miss you. ”

The colonel said, "Miss me? Didn't we just meet yesterday? ”

"No, no, no, my dear Mr. Colonel," said the general, with a look of intoxication on his face, "how can yesterday's meeting offset today's thoughts. As long as the sun shines through the porthole and shines on this coffee table, I think of us drinking coffee together, tasting food, chatting about ideals, dreaming of one step at a time, because life is short, and every wonderful gathering will make our friendship last forever. ”

"Huh~~" A cool breeze rushed to his heel from the root of his teeth, the colonel couldn't help but shiver, and his hair stood on end, he didn't expect this person to be not only a general with broken shoes, but also a general with broken sleeves, and he couldn't help but feel nauseous, and involuntarily kicked back a few steps, barely standing firmly.

The general didn't care about his reaction, but surrounded the colonel, looked up and down, left and right, and said, "Are you moved by my sincere friendship?" Is there an urge to burst into tears? Look, your deerskin boots are a little dirty, too sloppy, which will affect your glorious image very much, let others see it, it will be embarrassing for me, and those who know will say that you are not particular; If you don't know, you'll question my craft......"

"General......" said as Colonel Menes turned his head to follow the general's figure.

The general's gaze was still on the fawn leather boots, and he said, "Tell me, who is he and where is he?" ”

"Are you yin me?" At this time, the colonel noticed a camera behind him, and understood why the general said those disgusting words, he just wanted to make himself lose his temper, his own voice, just rematch it, anyway, the general's own voice is complete, he understands, he was fooled.

"Yes, as a subordinate, you must have the consciousness of being yin by your boss, you say, among these people, I don't yin you, who is yin?" The general, with his back to the camera, smiled pleasantly.

The colonel seemed to understand, and said, "Why are you doing this, you want to imprison me?" ”

The general said, "Yes, yes, I just wanted to imprison you, and I haven't found an excuse. You're a colonel, and it's troublesome to imprison you. You see, you took the initiative to send it to the door today, and sent me such a thoughtful excuse, how could I live up to your kindness, you say yes. ”

The colonel lowered his head and said weakly: "You arranged all this?" Alas, I should have understood that I was too naïve. ”

"What I arranged, didn't you arrange? Am I going to be so naïve? 'Retreat', who do you think you are, Marshal! O General! The general scoffed.

"Okay, okay, I arranged it, even if it was arranged by me. Do whatever you want," the colonel lost all interest in pleading, and thought it was an order from above to retreat. As soon as I was happy, I relaxed my vigilance, and I came over, but I didn't expect to fall into someone else's trap, and I couldn't complain about others.

"That," said the general, with a victor's smile on his face, "you can now say, who is he?" Where is he? ”

"You!" The Colonel just wanted to have a seizure, you fucking arranged it, and now you're still asking me? But when the words came to his lips, the ghost changed his mind unexpectedly: "He, hehehe, general, if it were you, would you tell me?" ”

General Ding Pu pondered and said, "Well~ good, it makes sense." That's a life-saving trump card! You'd better pray that he will never be discovered, that he shows up, and that your time of death is coming! Speaking of this, the general suddenly changed his tone and said loudly: "What is his name?" ”

"His name is Sasha......" The colonel replied subconsciously, and just after saying two words, he reacted and immediately shut up.

"Oh? It's called Sasha, hahaha" The general closed his eyes again for his cleverness, "Poor Sasha, how can I follow such a master as you." "Someone come," the general stretched out his hand to summon one of the guards, and commanded, "Arrange a comfortable room for Colonel Aha Menes, and don't neglect my colonel, until I find out his precious little brother, so that they can catch up with the old days." ”

The Colonel was taken into a makeshift confinement room, which was also clean and tidy, and the Colonel didn't care so much, just lay down on the couch.

"You go and look for it slowly, the one called Sasha, if not ten thousand, but eight thousand. When the time comes, it's up to you to finish like this. Killed all? Hehe, it's strange that it doesn't cause a mutiny. Hmph, I didn't say 'Ivan' yet, it's cheaper for you. Looking at the back of the general leaving, the corners of Colonel Menes' mouth curled slightly, revealing a hint of imperceptible ridicule.

In less than a day, the general found out those who were called Sasha, surnamed Sasha, and even those whose names were Sasha, and although they were not as many as the colonel estimated, they were definitely quite a lot, and there were more than 3,600 people.

However, the second step of screening is in trouble, because this voice is a child's voice, that is, it is impossible to distinguish whether it is male or female.

"Pinch my throat, read!" At the request of the general, these guys named Sasha were all unlucky, one by one, either active or passive, shouting at a sharp voice: "Retreat!" ”

Some male voices were pinched into female voices, some female voices were pinched into male voices, and even worse, they became male duck voices; In any case, there are no children's voices!

"Every day, what are you doing, pinching someone's neck all day long, asking him to say 'retreat', what to retreat, and don't say anything." Five people were sitting together, eating. They were all members of the General's Guard, and they came back a little late today, and they missed their meals, so they gathered around to eat. One of them took a bite of a dry biscuit, choked, took a sip of water, and began to grumble.

One of them said, "I've heard that we've got traitors here."

The one who gnawed didn't care about the food, and said, "Traitor? Who did you rebel against? We didn't even see the enemy and someone mutinied? I don't know who the enemy is, so why do you rebel? ”

"It doesn't matter who he is, he can't rebel anyway. Then tell me, who defected? Another audience member also noticed their conversation and chimed in.

Seeing that his topic had attracted the attention of others, the gnawing on the flatbread came to his senses and said mysteriously: "I tell you, don't tell anyone." ”

The speaker hurriedly expressed his position to prove that he was a person who could keep secrets, so that the speaker could rest assured: "Don't worry, you don't know me, my mouth is tight"

"Do you know why they have to say 'quit'? There's a lot of knowledge here. Do you know what 'return' means? It is to ask them to return the money! I've arrested a lot of people. I heard that they all took the benefits of others and asked them to return the money. ”

"That's right, who will do what is not good. What are you staring at me, do I have any favors from others. ”

"Who said you, I mean, who is this, so rich! I've heard that there are thousands of people, how much does it cost? ”

"Why, my eyes are red."

"I'm a fart with red eyes, I'm thinking, look at their appearance one by one, crooked melons and cracked dates, you say, is the one who bought them blind, and he doesn't look like a traitor."

"That's it, damn, you must find out that kid, why give them money, what is worse than them. You say, what are they doing here? ”

"What? What can you do, buy them to be traitors and traitors, you don't want to be traitors too, do you? ”

"What's so bad about being a traitor, and having money, it's better than nibbling on dry cakes now. Damn, even water is rationed now. Lao Tzu now even has to pinch it with his hands to pee, for fear that it will flow too fast, when will this day be a head. ”

"Don't you dare to talk nonsense, I heard that a lot of people died?"

"Brother, do you still have any money?"

"What? Do you want to borrow it? No, didn't you see my brother and I gnawing dry cakes? ”

"Isn't it just to lend you some money, why are you so stingy, it's not that you don't pay it back, and besides, you don't lack that money, as for it."

"As for it, of course it is! You haven't paid back what you borrowed last time, so you borrowed it back. ”

"Look, it will be in more than twenty days, and then I will pay you back with interest."

"Don't, if your Gaba is gone all of a sudden, I'll find someone to go. Brother, see if you have enough money, return the last one, and forget the interest. ”

"Right, how can I have any money now, and if I have money, will I still borrow from you? You're too careful, kid, and I'm gone. As if I didn't know the situation on that planet, it was a group of natives picking fruit from trees, and they used large blades, so even if I was alone, I could go back and forth three times. When the time comes, double as you. ”

"Brother, it's not that I won't lend it to you, it's that you're late."

"Late? What do you mean? ”

"A few brothers from the fifth team, who said they were going to rebuild the super cannon, borrowed it."

"Super cannon? What is it? Grab a few natives, do you need any super cannons? Make excuses, right? ”

"Don't ask, they didn't even tell me, I don't know, it's very powerful anyway."

"Hey, Amy from Team Five, seems to be Sasha's classmate, right?"

"Which Sasha? Now there are thousands of Sasha. ”

"It's what we reviewed today, the guy whose throat was pinched and couldn't shout 'retreat'."

"You guys are really, knowing that he is a mute, and you still have to shout 'retreat', isn't it a bit too much."

"It's too much of a fart, the general said, everyone passes, dumb, dumb, what's wrong with dumb, dumb can't be special. You say, will this Amy... I think, he is also suspicious, you say, will he shout 'retreat' for that dumb man? ”

"I think, it's very likely, this guy usually doesn't like him, he shouldn't be a traitor, I'm sorry for his face, damn, what is a man doing with such a beautiful face, damn it! As soon as he saw a group of surrounding him and offering him courtesy, Lao Tzu became angry. ”

"Let's go, get him!"

"Get him? It only says that he has something to do with Sasha, and he is not called Sasha. ”

"Whether he has anything to do with Sasha or not, it's not him who has the final say, it's Lao Tzu who has the final say. Lao Tzu said that if he has a relationship, he has a relationship, aren't they classmates? ”

The five of you said a word, and finally targeted the unlucky guy named Amy, who couldn't even eat, got up and left.

"What's the matter with you?" After the four of them got up, they saw that the man who was nibbling on the dry cake did not mean to get up, and they were a little unhappy, so they asked.

"Me?" The one who nibbled on the flatbread shook his head and said, "I won't go, after all, I am still his creditor, so I want to go to you." ”

"That's not good, you have to go today, you have to go if you don't go!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"It's not interesting."

"What does it mean?"

"I'm his creditor, don't you understand? If something happens to him at my hands, you will pay him back? ”

"Aren't you afraid that we'll kill him and turn your money into money?"

"I'm not afraid of this, in case you kill him, I can ask his family for it, as long as it doesn't die in my hands, it's right to pay back the debt! Go ahead, I heard that his family property is very good. ”

In the next few days, an atmosphere of fear permeated the entire fleet, and before the march was halfway through, the movement to catch traitors developed to an extremely terrifying point, not only those surnamed Sasha, but also those named Sasha were eliminated, and even those who were involved with these people, such as colleagues, classmates, neighbors, friends, etc., were subjected to varying degrees of scrutiny, and those with family relations, such as father and son, mother and son, husband and wife, all dwarved of each other, and no one dared to believe anyone.

When the general realized that the incident was beyond his control, and he took action to prepare for rectification, the entire fleet of more than 3 million people, the reduction of the number reached 30%.

"Why is this happening? Why is this happening?! "Such a large loss of personnel, as a general, he can't afford it, some fleets, even the basic operation of the manpower is not enough, and most of the rest of the people are some handymen and usually lazy people, most of the elite have been cleared!!

"This is the super cannon?" The general looked at the half-finished super cannon and his heart was dripping blood. Amy, one of the few weapons experts, was instructed to build the Super Cannon, in order to beware of what the Colonel called a 'mysterious power', so it was all done in secret. Now, this supercannon will forever remain in a semi-finished state.

"Yes, General! Amy's unauthorized manufacture of weapons of mass destruction is clearly a misintention, but fortunately, we found out in advance that it did not cause a catastrophe! The client, Amy, knew that her sin was so evil that she had committed suicide to apologize. ”

"Okay, good" The general turned his back to the up, holding back the grief and indignation in his heart, and even said three 'good', what could he say, these people were all members of his guard, and their actions were also tacitly acquiesced by themselves, "You have worked hard, go down, your reward will be issued to you later." ”