"Don't you leave for a drink?" The people around dispersed one after another, leaving only Old Sparrow and Carl in the room. But when Carl was about to leave with his notebook, the old sparrow shook the bottle in his hand and spoke.

"I don't know how to drink," Karl glanced at the bottle that had just been pulled out of the old sparrow's mouth, suppressed the nausea in his heart, and shook his head and said, "You drink slowly"

After saying that, he also walked out.

The old sparrow behind him watched Carl's back disappear at the door, and muttered: "I don't know what to do, it seems that my Sima Xiangbei's wine has fallen again, hum!" ”

"Carl" When Carl passed around a corner, he saw a man standing there, as if waiting for him.

Karl saw that he was one of the people who came out with him, named Ivan, whose full name was Ivan Ivanovich. It was the first person he met when he came here, and he had a good impression of him.

Ivan looked behind Karl for a moment, and saw that no one was coming, so he looked at him with pity, and said, "You have just been transferred to give you a piece of advice, stay away from the old sparrow." ”

"Why do you say that?" Seeing Ivan's mysterious appearance, Karl asked.

Ivan said: "Go with the flow, do you know what it is to follow the big slip? Mavericks don't have your good fruit to eat. Also, do you know what the common name of a sparrow is? ”

Karl was puzzled and asked, "What is it?" ”

"You really don't know or pretend to be confused, that's all you say, you can do it yourself." After Ivan finished speaking, he stuffed him with a string of things and turned to leave.

Carl looked down and saw that it was a string of small beads, and the corners of his mouth showed a slight hint of mockery, he was transferred to the current department because he was unsociable and excluded from his original department, he originally thought that it would be better to change the environment, but he didn't expect that the approach here made him even more incomprehensible.

Some time ago, the first thing I did when I got up every day and opened my eyes was not to wash my face or brush my teeth, but to read aloud the thirty-six orders hanging on the wall

Don't think that shouting 'wula' is easier than reading aloud 'order', there are 1,088 words in the 36 edicts, you have to shout 1,088 'wula', one more will not work, and one less will not work.

He was either more or less every time, and later, he simply stopped shouting, and to this day, he hasn't eaten for two days.

"I see!" Carl played with a string of beads in his hand, and suddenly realized in his heart, no wonder everyone was not wrong, only he couldn't remember, it turned out that he had been counting by breaking his fingers, but his fingers were too few and not enough! He didn't even use his toes, but it wasn't enough. With this string of beads, shout one and pull another, and you will never be wrong again.

"Thank you," Carl reacted, followed a few steps, caught up with Ivan, and said to him.

Ivan didn't even look back, didn't stop his footsteps, and said, "No thanks, I'm just afraid that you will affect us." ”

"Hey" Karl smiled embarrassedly, not minding Ivan's attitude, and continued: "That... That old sparrow... What exactly is the colloquial name? ”

Ivan said softly: "I'm talking about the common name of the sparrow, not the common name of the old sparrow." In our hometown, the common name of the sparrow is called the house sparrow, also called... House thief! ”

Saying that, Ivan also slowed down, looked around intentionally or unintentionally, saw that there was no one around, looked up again, and didn't see any surveillance like a camera, before saying: "You are also the only one among us who can be regarded as a cultural person with some ink, I don't want you to have an accident so soon." Also, you better think of a way to cover up your prostitution as soon as possible. ”

Karl exclaimed, "Prostitute! When have I ever been a prostitute? ”

Ivan hurriedly gave Karl a look and said, "Be quiet!" This is what you said personally, don't you still have to write "Prostitution Cheats"? ”

"I ......," Karl said, "I just said it casually"

Ivan showed a mocking tone and said, "You can say it casually, I hope someone will listen to it." Those who went in, and those who were killed, a few of them were not casually mentioned. In the future, if you stay away from me, it's better not to know me, I'm afraid that you will be struck by lightning, and I will suffer! With that, Ivan Ivanovich left in a hurry, as if there was a real thunderbolt following him!

Carl stood where he was, not even knowing when the beads had fallen to the ground, and he was a prostitute?

"Mr. Carr said that he had a prejudice, that literature should never be a tool for singing praises, and that literature and art should criticize ugliness and expose the dark side of human nature."

During the trial, the old sparrow's face was flushed and impassioned, and he didn't know if he was excited or drank too much. The gray hair on the top of his head stood up as if he had been caught by a door. I only listened to the voice of the old sparrow like a eunuch, and continued: "But what do you say the people can sing and sing? I really like to sing hymns, and how beautiful they are! Especially singing leaders, why can't we sing praises to leaders, I think back then, I was in Xihong City..."

"Tuk Tuk" suddenly knocked on the table, interrupting the old sparrow's speech, and the judge said as if there was frost on his face: "Sima Xiangbei is the court, please pay attention to your words!" If it has nothing to do with this case, don't talk about it, let's talk about prostitution. ”

"Finish it right away, finish it right away" The old sparrow also knew that his words were off topic, but when it came to his mouth, it was too uncomfortable not to say it, "Who won't let me sing praises, won't let me sing praises to my superiors, my colonel, is my enemy, the people will not agree, this praise song will not be sung, my wine..."

"Plaintiff! If you sue the defendant for soliciting prostitution, please state the circumstances in detail. The presiding judge reminded the old sparrow again.

"Ah, yes, yes, that night, I was prostituting... Ah, no, no, no, no, I was drinking, and when I was done, I was just about to go to sleep, when it occurred to me that I hadn't finished my homework for the day, and I was three hundred and eighty-eight 'wula', and I was still three hundred and eighty-eight, so I pulled my friend...", the old sparrow said with difficulty as he struggled to recall.

Today's situation is indeed beyond the scope of his business, in the past, when he encountered this situation, he only needed to hand over the audio or video recording, and then, the bonus was in hand, and then, find a place to buy some wine, and then, find a secret door.

Who would have thought that this time there was an accident. This guy named Carl is actually an iron plate, although he has no background and no power, he is a celebrity, a writer, and a very famous writer.

The above didn't dare to convict him hastily, so he had to go through legal procedures and lawsuits, how could he? But as a whistleblower, he can't avoid it.

"I'm not going to sue, okay?" He himself had a few pounds and a few taels, he knew that he had the idea of retreating at that time.

His boss's face was gloomy, and he said gloomily, "Don't tell me? Hum! Then you are falsely accused, wash your ass and wait for jail. ”

When the old sparrow heard this, he couldn't help but tremble, and said in a low voice: "I... Do time... Wash... What are you doing washing your butt? ”

"What do you say?" Seeing that his intimidation had an effect, the boss changed his tone and said, "You don't have to be afraid, we are just going through the motions, only you cooperate well, I guarantee that you can't finish drinking, sleep with whoever you want!" ”

"You're not going to lie to me, are you?"

"Sima old thief, did you give you face! You have to do it, and you have to do it if you don't do it! Believe it or not, I can put you in a pig cage right now and keep you with pigs for the rest of your life! ”

Thinking of this, the old sparrow even has the heart to die, he knows that his boss has long had the heart to get rid of Carl, and he happened to be the knife that he took the initiative to hand over to his boss, and he has been rolling in the whistleblowing world for many years.

Just when the old sparrow was in a state of confusion, snapping his fingers, and talking nonsense, the judge was furious, smashed a mallet with a handle on the table, and shouted: "Prostitute! ”

I saw that the mallet rolled in the air and flew towards the old sparrow, just when it was about to hit his head, the old sparrow involuntarily slammed with his arm, the gavel smashed heavily on his left arm, the old sparrow was in pain, couldn't help covering it with his right hand, bending down, but the ass naturally rose, who would have thought that the gavel encountered the block of the wall, rebounded back, and then, only listened to the sound of 'whoop', the old sparrow couldn't care about the pain in his arm, covered his ass with both hands, jumped up, and showed a hammer head on his buttocks!

"The presiding judge... Really... Mighty... The old sparrow originally wanted to sing a praise, praising the presiding judge for his wisdom and martial arts, and what was the old man and strong, but a sharp pain suddenly struck, and he fainted happily.

"Presiding Judge" A bailiff pinched the head of the hammer with one hand and his nose with the other, and handed the gavel to the presiding judge, which he had just pulled out from the old sparrow's body, and the strange thing was that the handle of the gavel was not stained with any blood except for some more yellow!

"Where is this?" The presiding judge pondered in his heart, stretched out his hand and tried a few times, but in the end he really couldn't make up his mind to hold the handle of the gavel, so he had to give up, without the gavel, the trial could not continue, and the presiding judge had to announce: "The plaintiff withdraws the request, and the defendant is released in court." Retire from court! Then, taking one look at the gavel, he covered his nose and fled.

Standing in the dock, Carl was even more like falling into a fog, becoming a defendant in a daze, and being released in court in a daze, when he looked around, he found that the entire courtroom was empty, and it was like a dream, he was sued by a notorious old prostitute, or charged with soliciting prostitution, "The world is so crazy" Carl couldn't help but feel ridiculous: "I was actually accused of prostitution by an old prostitute." ”

As soon as I walked out of the door of the courtroom, I saw Ivan coming up, with a strange expression on his face, more like a smile: "Congratulations, even the accusation of prostitution can save you from danger." You know, your glorious deeds are now known to everyone? Seeing that Karl was a little stunned, Ivan explained: "You know, prostitution, for those of you who care about face, it is the best prescription, and the medicine will cure the disease!" I don't know why that inquisitor would let you go! ”

Karl said, "Why, how do I think I'm escaping, you seem to be unhappy." Karl was already a little depressed, and when he saw Ivan say this, he was even more angry, and he ignored him anymore and walked away.

Ivan shook his head to himself and said, "It's weird, it's weird!" A celebrity like you doesn't even have the most basic TV confession, and there must be a demon when something goes wrong. ”

Carl didn't even look back, and said, "I didn't solicit prostitutes at all, what TV did I go on!" What to confess. ”

"Hey, you don't know enough about prostitution! In my opinion, you must prostitute this prostitute. Ivan Ivanovich took a few steps, followed Karl, and said: "Because, the people of the whole country are good, how can you be worthy of the people of the whole country if you don't prostitute yourself, as the saying goes, if you don't prostitute or gamble, you're sorry for your parents." ”

Karl said: "Then they just go to the old sparrow." ”

Ivan said: "Hey, how can it be done!" Whether he is a real prostitute or a bad prostitute, he cares about reputation! Being on TV is quite an advertisement for him. If, you know, he gets into the dragon bed, you know..."

"What do you mean......" Karl stopped in surprise when he heard Ivan's words, the rosary he had given him was still in his pocket, and he couldn't help but take it out.

Ivan smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you have finally opened your mind." If you do prostitute, you are not guilty. ”

Karl said: "I think it is more suitable for you to be a bustard." As he spoke, he kept playing with the rosary in his hand.

"How can you talk like that, what is more suitable for me to be a bustard, I am a righteous bustard, with a medal!"

"You!?" Carl felt humiliated, and a wave of anger rushed to the top of his head, shouting loudly.

Ivan's reaction to him seemed to have been expected, and he was not angry at all, but said leisurely: "You think about it slowly, many noblewomen and daughters like you." If you say ......" at this point, Ivan pretended to look around mysteriously, and then, pointing his finger at it, whispered, "It's a prostitute...... He also makes money, but it's much better than the rotten man of the old sparrow......"

"Get out!" Karl scolded again, and smashed the rosary in his finger at him.

Ivan dodged sideways, only to see the string of rosaries smashed on the wall behind Ivan, and then scattered, one by one, like cat's eyes, the rosary beads splashed to the ground.

"My dear Karl, don't be angry yet." Ivan didn't see the beads rolling around, but a trace of pity flashed in his eyes, and he said softly: "My suggestion is that you better think about it." A word of advice to you too, I don't want to be your enemy. ”

"You're threatening me?" Karl said, his voice trembling with anger. "You can't even deal with an old Sima whore, what qualifications do you have for me to threaten you, hmph, I'll wait for your reply, farewell!!" With that, Ivan turned around and left, his eyes glancing at the beads on the ground, a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth.

Carl returned to his room in a daze, originally wanting to find a few confidants, drink some wine, and tell his grievances. However, whether it is a friend for many years or a like-minded book friend, those who receive his call are either shirking something, or humming haha, and some don't even answer the phone. "At this time, you still dare to ask people to get together, aren't you afraid of being labeled as a group prostitute!" That was the only reply he received.

Since the last 'neck pinching' incident, it seems that everyone is living in an inexplicable fear, from the first greeting, to the later mutual nods, to now, everyone is basically walking with their heads down.

"Ula?"

"Ula!"

"U-u-la?"

"Ulala"

"I'm wula, aren't you wula?"

"I'm not in the dark, you're slowly in the dark."

Carl sat alone at the small table in the dining room, drinking wine, while watching the conversation of several people at the next table, looking at it, Carl suddenly felt that he wanted to laugh, but the laughter had not yet come out, but tears came out of his eyes, in order to cover up the tears, he poured a whole glass of high wine into his mouth, and a hot wire extended from his tongue to his stomach, and he couldn't help but cough violently!

On the way back, I happened to pass by the old sparrow's room, and saw that the door was hidden, and there was a groan from the house. With the strength of the wine, Karl pushed open the door and staggered inside.

The sound of the door panel 'clanging' startled the owner of the room, and when the old sparrow saw the coming, he hurriedly pulled the quilt over his buttocks. Carl shook his head, his eyes scanned the room in a daze, to be honest, this is a pig's nest, it is estimated that the pigs will feel ashamed, it is too messy here, it is too messy, it is too personal, on the bed, under the bed, on the ground, except for the object that may be called the 'quilt' on the old sparrow's buttocks, there are wine bottles and jars everywhere, some standing, some upside down, and every step of the way, there will be the sound of glass bottles colliding.

The visual impact was so great that Carl couldn't help but be excited, and the wine was half awake.

"Please tell me how much money they gave you to do such a shameless thing! Accuse me of soliciting prostitution! Looking at the old sparrow lying on the so-called bed, Karl actually felt a little sympathy in his heart, but he still said the doubts in his heart.

Seeing Carl's drunken appearance, the old sparrow actually smiled, as if he had forgotten the pain, but just tightened the suspected 'quilt', and said: "Money is not the key, the important thing is that I am a shameless person." ”

Carl also smiled, very satisfied with this answer, and actually felt sorry for each other, and said, "I'm sorry, it's your fault."

The old sparrow said: "Your grandmother's, you know and come to ask me!" ”

Carl sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong"

"Your sister's!" The old sparrow seemed not satisfied, and muttered.