Chapter 141: Waiting for the Fish to Drown

"Come in!" Colonel Menes was nervously watching the battlefield situation, the order to attack had been issued, but there was a strange scene on the whole battlefield, those points of light representing the battleship, although they crossed the middle line, did not advance according to the pre-set route, but there was a chaotic scene, more like a swarm of headless flies, things scurrying around.

Just when the colonel didn't know what was going on, the sound of a 'report' came from outside the door, and he shouted loudly.

The door opened, and it was not his command lieutenant who entered, but the life secretary Ivan Ivanovich.

Colonel Menes's eyebrows furrowed slightly, a little unhappy, and said, "What's the matter?" ”

"Report Colonel" Ivan Ivanovich paused slightly, as if to sort out his words, before whispering: "Madame, Madame is gone." ”

"Madame is gone, you don't go to Madame, why are you coming to me!" The colonel, who was anxious, couldn't help but be angry when he heard this, now is the war, how can he have time to care about any lady, "Are you asking me to help you find your wife?" Go down!! ”

Ivan whispered, "But..."

"Didn't you hear?" The colonel finally couldn't help it and roared loudly, now that the war has begun, there is no information coming back from the front, but here he has come to tell himself that his wife is gone, what is this called!

"Yes, Colonel." Ivan's mouth should be bearing, but his feet have no place to move, "It's... It's your wife... Lost..."

"My wife!? You mean my wife is lost? Seeing that the secretary didn't move, the colonel forcibly pressed the urge to rush up, gave him a few kicks in the ass, and said, "Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, what's going on." ”

Seeing that the colonel looked overjoyed, Ivan wept and said:

"Colonel, you seem to be very happy that your wife is lost?"

"Nonsense" The colonel knew that he had forgotten his form, so he quickly restrained his smile and said, "I have an uncomfortable, uncomfortable expression. ”

Ivan said: "Yes, yes, I said it wrong. ”

The colonel urged, "Tell me when you found out." ”

"Yes, Colonel." Ivan despised it in his heart, and said, "I will send her fresh food every three days as the colonel ordered.

When I delivered something to her today, I noticed that the food I had delivered last time had not moved at all, and it didn't feel right, so I stood at the door and shouted, 'Madame, ma'am, are you there?' I shouted several times, but there was no movement in the room, and I thought, 'Is it sick?' ’

But, however, I did not dare to rush in. After all, it's a lonely man and a widow, and it's not good for people to see gossiping. Speaking of this, Ivan secretly glanced at the colonel's expression, and saw that the colonel's face had not changed, so he continued: "So, I put down my things and planned to come back quickly to find someone... I had barely walked a few steps when I saw the fat cook's mother-in-law approaching me, and begged her to help me go in. After she went in... I found that there was no one in the house at all... I searched inside and outside the house. I think," the secretary sighed, and continued, "I thought, maybe she snuck out, maybe the door was locked, and I checked it, and the lock was intact." ”

After listening to Ivan's babbling, the colonel didn't understand what he was talking about, and asked, "What do you mean, I locked up my own wife?" Still locked? ”

"Yes, yes, Colonel."

"Nonsense! I'm sick, why am I locking my wife? ”

"Superior, Colonel, this is what you personally handed over and explained."

"I also confessed it myself?"

"Yes, yes, yes"

The colonel was confused by the secretary, and turned around a few times before saying, "How many days have you been lost?" That's not right, you're lying to me. We still had dinner together today. ”

Ivan shook his head and said, "It's not this..."

The colonel asked, "Not this, which one is that?" ”

Ivan said: "Lilia Zhi'er"

"Who is Lilia Zhi'er?" The colonel didn't think about it for a while, he held his face with his hand, and slowly his eyes lit up, "Oh, I remembered, what did you say happened to her?" She lost it? ”

The colonel remembered that this Lilia was the last time the general came, and the colonel wanted to dedicate her shoes to the owner of the general's shoes, but she had a very stubborn temper and resolutely disagreed. In a fit of rage, the colonel locked her up and prepared her for training.

Who knows, the later development of things is too bizarre, she locked up Lilia, ready to be trained and trained, and then dedicated to the general; But the general also locked him up, trying to train himself well;

He wanted to bribe the general and guarantee his promotion, but the general wanted to get rid of himself and guarantee that he would get rich. Later, it was the general's comprehensive purge, and the vigorous things were one after another, and if Ivan hadn't mentioned it today, he would have forgotten all about Lilia.

Thinking of this, the colonel couldn't help but show a wry smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Run, run, leave her alone, a stupid girl." You said that it's not good to follow the general, eat fragrant and drink spicy. ”

"Yes, Colonel." Seeing that the colonel did not hold him accountable, Ivan finally let go of a hanging heart, it turned out that it was not the colonel himself who wanted to occupy Lilia, but wanted to dedicate her to the general, and now, the relationship with the general is also stiff, and she is no longer important, "She, she's gone!" Her flying machine was also gone. ”

"What do you say! Did she run in a flying machine? When the colonel heard this, he was furious, and thought that she had escaped from the confinement room, but she was just hiding in a corner, and she didn't pay much attention to it, and thought, you just hide, anyway, I don't have time to play with you now, and when I am free, I will play a game of cat and mouse with you. Whether the general wants you or not, it doesn't matter, it's important, for a person who dares to challenge his authority, you must not let it go.

Ivan said: "It could be..."

"This slut !!" The colonel was furious, grabbed a cup on the table and smashed it on the ground, the water in the cup and the fragments of the cup splashed everywhere, "Send you away, you don't go!" If you want to sneak around yourself, you're a fucking slut!! The colonel pointed at Ivan and roared loudly: "You, immediately track her whereabouts, and at any cost, you will also capture this slut for me." ”

Ivan whispered, "But..."

The colonel exclaimed, "But what! If you say one more, Lao Tzu will chop you up too! ”

"I've followed her signal, and it's gone!" Ivan pondered for a moment, but still said the words that followed the word 'but'.

The colonel didn't understand and asked, "The signal is gone?" What is the meaning? Aren't all aircraft equipped with a signal tracking system? ”

"I've checked, the last vanishing point of the signal isβ€”" Ivan gestured to the huge flying machine hanging above them.

The colonel said, "You mean..."

Ivan nodded, "Yes, Colonel." ”

"That's it..." The colonel calmed down at once, clasped his hands in his arms, and stroked his chin with one hand, rolled his eyes a few times, suddenly opened his arms, and laughed: "Great! Hahahaha"

Before the colonel's laughter was over, he saw a figure rushing in, and before the comer could stand firm, or even give a military salute, he said loudly: "Colonel, it's not good! ”

Seeing that it was his adjutant Paul Belikov, his expression was flustered, and a bad premonition rushed to his heart, so he restrained his smile and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Belikov hurriedly said: "The battleships in front and in front are no longer under command. ”

"What did you say?" Belikov's words shocked the colonel a lot, and he didn't care about his demeanor, grabbed his shoulders with both hands, and said loudly: "Don't listen to the command? What does it mean to not listen to a command? You make it clear to me! ”

Belikov said: "That's it, that's it, they mutinied." ”

"Huh?" The colonel was shocked and said, "Mutiny?!" What can I do here? You, you, you, hurry up and resist me! As he spoke, he hurried out the door.

Belikov watched the colonel's figure disappear behind the door, and was in a trance: "Colonel, you, why are you going?" ”

"I, I'm going to, I'm in a hurry!" The Colonel's hurried voice came from outside the door, very urgent, indeed like an internal urgency.

"Isn't there a latrine in this house?" Belikov looked at the latrine behind the screen, a little puzzled, but he couldn't ask, only to put it in his stomach, where the colonel wanted to and where he wanted, who could care.

Although he knew very well that the latrine was behind the screen, it was the colonel's reserved restroom.

The adjutant was pacing, and Ivan was still standing with his head bowed, and this scene seemed to last for a long time, because the adjutant was already looking at his watch, and there was no footsteps in the corridor outside that he was expecting. At this point, not only the adjutant was a little surprised, but the biological secretary of the colonel, also felt that something was wrong, and he had already begun to look at the door.

"Fell into the toilet?" About another stick of incense passed, and both of them felt wrong, not to mention at this critical moment, even usually, they didn't see anyone who took so long to go to the toilet. The two of them looked at each other in unison, and although they didn't speak, they understood each other's meaning.

"Guards! Guardsman!! The adjutant was the first to speak, this was too abnormal, and the adjutant's first thought was that the colonel might encounter an accident. Although this is the headquarters, this crisis is not an invasion by foreign enemies, but an internal mutiny, who knows, there are no rebels here, in case there are a few rebels, it is not impossible to press the colonel to the toilet.

Under the command of the adjutant, the adjutant and the secretary each led a team of guards and immediately began the search.

Just when the two of them led people out of the room, and the room was empty, the display screen flashed, and the figure of General Ding Pu appeared, but it was not the general's voice that accompanied the figure, but the chaotic sound of 'drip, drip...', and at the bottom of the screen, it was even more weird:

β€œΓ—Γ—οΌ ×××!! Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—οΌŒΓ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—οΌ β€Γ—Γ—οΌŒΓ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—Γ—γ€‚β€

After a short time, Adjutant General Belikov and Secretary Ivanovich walked into the office cabin almost one after the other, and the two looked at each other, knowing from each other's lost eyes that their result was the same, and no trace of the colonel was found: the boss, Colonel Aha Menes, was missing!

The adjutant first noticed that the silent room was full of mysterious 'Dididi' sounds, and when he looked for prestige, he found that the general on the screen was already in a state of madness, constantly waving his hands, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was staring at him with reddened eyes.

"Your Excellency, General, I'm sorry, Colonel, the Colonel is missing." There is a contradiction between the general and the colonel, which, as an adjutant, Belikov knows. Although he was in the same camp as the colonel, in the face of the general, Belikov did not dare to show a contemptuous attitude, so he had to tell the general the truth.

"Dididi, Dididi" The general reacted very strangely, still making a dididi-di-drip sound there, but his expression completely went crazy.

"General, can't you hear me?" Belikov used both hands, pointed to the general, then to his ears, and then to his mouth, and conveyed his meaning to the general in the way of playing dumb riddles.

"Yes, yes." The general finally understood what the adjutant meant, and kept nodding.

"What can I do?" The adjutant finally understood the problem, after the 'Holy Decree' incident some time ago, he vaguely felt that something big might happen, and their network might be irreversibly damaged, that is, due to the unlimited increase in sensitive words, it was no longer possible to convey normal information.

By now, when he saw the Γ—Γ— full screen, he knew that the Internet had completely blocked all the letters. It's impossible to transmit all the words and sounds over the Internet.

"Unless you update all the root code and all the components" is the answer he got when he consulted the computer staff.

Seeing that the general and the adjutant were scratching their ears and cheeks, and they were at a loss, the secretary on the side suddenly felt a shock, as if he had thought of some good way, walked quickly to the desk, grabbed the pen on the desk, wrote a few words on a blank piece of paper, and then handed the paper to the camera.

It turned out that he wanted to replace words with images so that he could circumvent online censorship of words or sounds.

Belikov's adjutant, who understood Ivan's intentions, also watched the general's reaction with anticipation, hoping that this move would bring a miracle.

At this time, the general also reacted that what was wrong was going on, and he was not as irritable as he was just now, but cooperated seriously. However, his cooperative action was not to nod, but to shake his head again, that is, even if the words were drawn, they could not pass the scrutiny.

The general's huge body, sitting decadently in his seat, he knew what it meant if the military order could not be conveyed, it meant that he would become deaf and blind! He will lose control of everything!!

The chaos is spreading, it is intensifying. Not only in the colonel's position, but even in the camp of General Dingpu, who was still watching the excitement tens of thousands of miles away, there was also a change, so that not only Jesus in front of the battle, but also Liu Chang's headquarters in the rear discovered this unusual phenomenon.

"We're here Γ—Γ—! We're here Γ—Γ—!! Liu Chang also received the electric signal sent by the other party, and he didn't need to translate at all, so he put it directly on Liu Chang's table.

Liu Chang looked at the message sent by the other party, scratching his head and couldn't figure out what the other party meant. It stands to reason that the text used by the other party is ancient Egyptian, and there is no reason why I can't read it, but what do these two Γ—Γ— mean?

"Old Γ—, planting Γ— and marrying Γ— is a Γ—Γ— job, no matter how you Γ—Γ—, you should Γ— Γ—, it's too Γ— for me to Γ—Γ—."

"Γ—, I think it's Γ—Γ—, the old Γ— won't Γ—Γ—Γ—, in that Γ—Γ—, it should be Γ—Γ— annotation, hahahaha, old Γ—, you Γ— have a Γ—, and you can't Γ— Γ—, just use Γ—Γ—."

"Γ—Γ—, it's Γ—Γ—, Lao Tzu can't Γ—Γ—Γ—, just use Γ—Γ—, you Γ— me."

And the message that I just received is even more devastating, because he is full of Γ—, except, of course, as punctuation as a sentence break.

Looking at the mysterious messages full of Γ—Γ—, and the firelight that bloomed in the dark void like fireworks from time to time in the opposing camp, for Liu Chang and Jesus, who had never experienced war, and their disciples, except for their eyes widened, their mouths wide open, and staring closely at the big screen that represented the battlefield, no one knew what they should do next, and they all stood there one by one, as if they had been enchanted by Medusa.

Two of the people who seemed to have been cast immobilizing the magic were the little one Da Vinci and the refuge Lilia Branch, who were crouching in front of a fish tank, both eyes fixed on the fish swimming in the bathtub.

Lilia Zhi'er was taken to the dining hall by Vinci that day, where she could not only eat, but also have temporary accommodation.

Originally, the residence here was used for the disciples to rest temporarily after meals or gatherings.

During this time, everyone was very busy, and the disciples were basically in the studio for dinner, let alone any rest, so there was basically no one here.

Lilia was placed in this makeshift shelter. She didn't dare to move around, so every day when it was time, she would come over to eat, and go back to sleep after eating.

Due to the language and writing barriers, she only dared to press the button that Vincy taught him every day, which caused her recipe to be very simple, that is, the nutritious recipe that the base usually served. However, she was not disgusted by the recipe, although she felt that it tasted a little weird. Best of all, this food is free.

During this period, Vinci Jr. came a few times. If you think that Vincy has a crush on her, then you are wrong, because every time Vincy comes, he will take away a game coin, which is called "making money"

Vinci was the only child who followed Jesus and was still a colonel, and because he was the first to get in touch with him, Jesus agreed to take him with him because he wanted to try his luck, and it would be great if the little guy could communicate with him again, and it would be great, if not to solve the problem, at least it would bring great benefits to the solution.

Now, Lilia, who is in contact with him, is here, and Vincy's mission is complete.

"What are you looking at?" Vincy watched Lilia for a long time, the fish was always in the fish tank, swimming unhurriedly, Vincy couldn't help it, and asked.

"Shhhhh ”