Xiao Liuzi looked at Mani in surprise, and thought, this kid is really not a thing, Lao Tzu just forgave him the debt, don't you be grateful, just push the benefactor into the pit, pit me? The sixth master let you know why the toad has three legs.

"Okay, okay," Xiao Liuzi showed a bright smile, "Who is with whom, iron buddy, brother." My brother is in trouble, I don't help anyone, oh, oh, just send me a place to live. ”

"Thank you, thank you brother" Mani didn't expect Xiao Liuzi to agree so happily, he was happy in his heart, and said: "It's still interesting for my brother, I do my brother such a big favor, my brother will invite you to drink another day." ”

"Look at what my brother said, it seems that if I don't invite my brother to drink, my brother won't help, so I can say that my brother's feelings are light." After speaking, he also took the initiative to step forward and help Mani help Lilia, "Let's go, don't rub it in." ”

"Hey, you say" Xiao Liuzi deliberately paused, made a thinking appearance, and said: "When I wake up tomorrow, Lilia finds that she is actually living in my bed, how will she react?" ”

"What's the reaction?" Mani said firmly, "It must be grateful." ”

"Well, that makes sense" Xiao Liuzi nodded and said, "Then you say, is there another possibility, that is, Lilia woke up in the morning, found that something was wrong, and yelled?" ”

Mani didn't understand and asked Xiao Liuzi, "Why is she yelling?" ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "Even if it was you, when you woke up and found that you had changed places, you would definitely shout, let alone her." ”

"Don't worry about this, if she really yells, don't worry, my brother will help you explain, my brother is a well-known good person, the kind with a good reputation." Mani was full of confidence and patted his chest to reassure.

"Really? That's great," said Xiao Liuzi, overjoyed, "Brother, I'm waiting for you." Let's go, let's go, what's the grind. After saying that, he walked forward, looking impatient.

Seeing the excitement on Xiao Liuzi's face, Mani finally realized that something was wrong, that is, to let Lilia spend the night with you, this kid feels like he has picked up a treasure? Worriedly, he asked, "No! How do I feel like you kid is setting me up? ”

Xiao Liuzi restrained his smile and said, "How can there be a set, no set, no set, my brother is too careful." ”

This sudden change deepened Mani's suspicions, and he said, "No, I'm not at ease, you explain it to me." ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "Brother, you are really too careful, how dare I set up a trap for the senior brother, you say yes, unless you ......"

Mani was excited, thinking, or guessed by himself, this kid is really not a good bird: "Unless what? ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "Unless my brother sets himself up." ”

Mani was anxious and said loudly: "You make it clear, why did I set myself up?" ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "Brother, do you want to, you, I, two big men, drunk a woman... I don't care, my wife is full of positive energy, let alone bring a woman home, even if she brings a group back, she will never say half a 'no'. Just some time ago, she cried and shouted, and she had to take me a concubine, saying that she was afraid that others would laugh at her for being a jealous woman; If it weren't for the senior sister who came forward and extinguished her thoughts, she would have encouraged me to steal people! ”

Mani's eyes were about to fall out when he heard this, it was like knocking over the five-flavor bottle, the envy, jealousy, and hatred almost said in his heart, 'Brother, let's change the daughter-in-law', they are also disciples, why is the gap between people so big! Secretly swallowed a lot of saliva and said, "It's okay that she got drunk herself, I didn't pour her, this is obvious to all." ”

Xiao Liuzi symbolically looked left and right and said, "Who 'saw' it?" Apart from you and me, who else has 'seen'? ”

Mani said, "Of course there is, that, that who, Vincy, Da Vinci, he saw it." ”

Xiao Liuzi smiled and said, "Where is he?" Where's Vincy? ”

"Where's this kid?" Mani looked around, but didn't find Vincy's figure, and couldn't help but be a little anxious, "Where did you go?" "Now, this kid is a key witness, he's not there, he's just yellow mud into the crotch of his pants, it's not and anymore.

Xiao Liuzi said: "As soon as he got on the table, he ran away!" ”

"It doesn't work, it doesn't work either. Simply, let's throw her on the road, whoever picks it up belongs to whom, I don't care, uncle. Mani was discouraged.

Xiao Liuzi glanced at Mani and said, "Do you kid only have one tendon, why do we have to put him in your room." ”

"You mean" Mani felt that he finally understood what Little Liuzi meant, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, "Send her to Jesus' room?" ”

Xiao Liuzi was angry, how did this kid's head grow, and he could come up with such a genius idea, "You really dare to think about it?" How dare you send this drunken cat to Jesus' bed? ”

Mani shook his head like a rattle and said, "I, I don't dare!" ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "I mean, it's better to send it back to her own room." ”

Mani frowned and said, "Didn't she say that she didn't dare to go back?" ”

Xiao Liuzi said: "Whose territory is this?" Ours, we'll send her back, and we'll give her a hat to see who dares to trouble her. ”

"Buttoned hats? What hat to buckle? Mani didn't understand for a moment, "Say she's a 'cosmic thief, a thief who betrays the secrets of the solar system'?" Then she might have died sooner. ”

"Say she's undercover, and we arrange an undercover agent among them, a gold medal undercover agent."

"That's a good idea... What a lack of morality! ”

Jesus hurried and finally caught up with Jones just as they were about to land. As soon as the two ships were docked, Jesus hurried over.

"God, I finally caught up with you, and I shouted to you all the way, but you can't hear you." Jesus was also angry, chasing all the way, shouting all the way, as if the other party just couldn't hear, stuffy and furious.

If it weren't for Jesus, there was really no way, and finally threatened Liu Chang, telling him that the other party might have a super killer, the assembled version of the atomic bomb, which made Liu Chang step on the brakes, and Jesus wouldn't want to catch up with them for a while.

Speaking of which, to be honest, I have to thank Lilia.

It is said that Lilia woke up the next day, and when she found that she was still in her room, and the colonel's henchmen were living around, she really had the heart to die.

She opened the door softly, ready to sneak away while no one was looking. However, as soon as she opened the door, she found a figure crouching in the doorway, which frightened her.

"Shhhhhh ”

Lilia settled her mind for a moment and took a closer look, but it was the person who called himself 'Sima Xiangbei', she had the impression that at the beginning, it was he who took the initiative to ask to help her find her younger brother.

"Y-What are you doing here?" Lilia asked warily.

"Gold Medal Undercover Lord, I'm keeping a vigil for you. You can rest assured to go back to sleep, if someone plots against adults, you have to pass my old sparrow first. The old sparrow was hunched over, hunched over, and had a flattering smile on his face.

"My lord? Gold Medal Undercover Adult? Lilia subconsciously looked back at her back, there was no one behind her.

"You're talking about... I? Lilia asked, incredulous, pointing to her nose.

"Yes, yes, adults are gold medal undercover agents." The old sparrow nodded, and his whole face was described as smiling, which was not too much at all.

When I wake up, I'm an adult, or a gold medal undercover adult? Lilia felt that her head was not enough: undercover, aren't they all sneaky, there is such a high-profile in the world, and they are afraid that others will not know that they are undercover agents? That's still a, standing directly on the top of the pyramid.

"Adult, please wash your face"

"My lord, I'll comb your hair"

"My lord, I'll give you a manicure"

"Adults, please have a meal."

……

Just when Lilia was still staring in a daze and in the clouds, a large group of people came over neatly, some carrying water, some carrying towels, and some holding dishes and chopsticks......

Even the colonel, in the back, smiling. I was afraid that my smile would be stiff, so I rubbed my face twice.

Before the bowl of porridge was finished, Lilia did all the work as a gold medal undercover agent brilliantly, and all kinds of messy notes were placed on Jesus' desk.

Originally, for the three ancestors that Liu Chang couldn't control, Jesus didn't even want to care, he just followed from afar, as long as nothing happened, anyway, the whole battlefield was already calm, even if there were individual cold guns and cold guns, he didn't even care about his own car, let alone causing damage to Liu Chang's special plane.

Until, when Jesus saw those notes, one of them, scared him into a cold sweat, that is, the 'super cannon' that General Nicholas Dingpu was working on

What is the power of a cannon? I don't know; What is the range? I don't know; Is the study complete? I don't know! It was precisely because he didn't know anything that Jesus broke out in a cold sweat.

"You're so busy, what are you doing here?" When Jones saw Jesus, he didn't have a good face. The chatter, like a thief, had ground Jones's ears out of their calluses, and now, if she had to say who she least wanted to see, there was no one but Jesus.

"You must go back now, immediately, immediately!" Jesus didn't care about Jones, who shook his face, and gave the order in a serious tone.

"You said you would go back, why!" Jones spoke badly, and his eyebrows stood up. She didn't want to return in vain, so she almost rolled around, so she finally fooled Liu Chang's special car into hand, and went back empty-handed, Jones was unwilling.

"Mr. Jesus, is something wrong?" Seeing that Jones was going to fight against Jones, Liu Ni hurriedly came over to play a round, "Didn't you say that they all surrendered?" ”

"The situation has changed" Jesus pondered for a moment, but again explained the reason for the matter, and finally said: "It is better to go back first, and when we have everything cleared up, it will not be too late for you to come again." ”

"Wouldn't that be dangerous?" Maria, who had been silently on the side, was very worried when she heard that the other party had a mysterious weapon.

"Be of good cheer, there is no danger," Jesus said to his mother, pretending to be light-hearted, "as long as we are not careless, they will not harm us at all." ”

"Let's go back, don't make any trouble here," said Maria.

"We—" Jones stopped talking, she knew that Jesus was right, now was not the time to be unreasonable, and if something went wrong, the damage caused would not be compensated for by a few monkeys or a few leaves. When you can play tricks and when you can't play tricks, you still have a clear understanding in your heart.

"Let's go, Jones," said Maria to Jones and Gannedo, "and we'll come back in a few days, and you won't lose what you want." ”

"Sister, listen to you, let's go back," Jones said decisively, and then said to Jesus, "Lightly do it, but don't smash it all, in case there is something good." ”

"Don't worry, auntie. They have something to worry about your old man, that's their honor, your old man thinks about their things, that's to give them face, and they have to obediently send it to your old man, but they are against them. Jesus originally thought that he didn't know how much effort it would take to convince these ancestors, but he didn't expect that it would be solved in a few words, not to mention how happy he was, and even the tone of his speech changed, all with Liu Chang's unique ruffianism.

Hearing Jesus patting his lame ass, Jones looked Jesus up and down and said to Mary, "Your son is gone." ”

Maria didn't understand what Jones meant, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Jones shook his head and said, "How do I think it's so weird to say these sycophants coming out of your son's mouth." ”

Ganidoo, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, made up for it at the most opportune time: "That's it, what is your kid not good at learning, you have to learn from that bald boy, and you don't learn like it." ”

The three of you said a word, and I turned around and left.

"Am I a sycophant?" Jesus froze in place, remembering what he had just said, and concluded: "It seems that I am indeed patting on the back, when did I learn to pat on the back?" ”

"And it's still the Liu family's sycophant, I still haven't learned it, it's very blunt, and I haven't reached the realm of Liu Chang's handy and easy, alas, I have to work hard in the future."

The first news came back quickly, and it was bad news, there might not be anything left here for Jones and Gannedoo, and before they left, all the food and drink here had been swept away, and they had no intention of returning here--- they had abandoned it.

Soon the second news was also implemented, also bad news: as the head of the other side, General Nicholas Dempu, disappeared and his whereabouts are unknown.

Immediately afterwards, the third news also came out, which should be considered good news, the super cannon was found, but, judging from the scene, it was only in the design stage.

"Hey, old man, you're back, you miss me to death, I miss you like this vast universe, boundless, you can't see the edge at a glance." As soon as Jesus walked down the gangway, he saw Liu Chang and Mary, Ganedo, and Jones waiting for him on the tarmac, everyone was very excited, but Liu Chang was the happiest, and when he saw Jesus, he shouted with joy.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute" Before he could get off the gangway, Jesus stopped and rummaged through his pocket.

“？” Jesus' strange behavior not only puzzled Liu Chang, but even Mary, Jones, Ganidoo and others looked at each other.

After a while, Jesus finally took out a small notebook and a pen from his pocket, and then, with a sigh of something, wrote something on it, and when he was done, he put the little notebook back in his pocket, and then proceeded down the gangway.

Liu Chang asked, "What were you writing just now?" ”

Jesus replied, "I will keep a record of all your sycophants, so that you will not find them the next time you use them." ”

"Sycophant, when did I make a sycophant?" Liu Chang looked at Jesus very seriously, to determine if he was joking.

Jesus said, "Just now"

"Just now?" After listening, Liu Chang couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, old man, your sycophant kung fu is deeper than mine, hahaha!" ”

In the office, Liu Chang's eyes looked at the colonel named Aha Menes for a moment, and the atmosphere was very solemn. And Aha Menes was stiff under Liu Chang's gaze, half of his ass sat on his seat, and he didn't dare to move, Jesus told him that this person was the big leader, and he didn't dare to make a mistake.

"You say, you are the wolf predators, you came here thousands of years ago?" Liu Chang retracted his gaze, leaned his body on the backrest, shook it slightly, and asked seemingly casually.

The colonel, like a spring, stood upright and replied, "Yes, my lord." ”

"Sit, sit, don't be so nervous," Liu Chang pressed his hand down, motioned for the colonel to sit down, and said, "Sirius, it's not too far, it's definitely not close, how did you get here?" ”

This question has puzzled Liu Chang for a long time, since he took over the base, there has always been a problem that has plagued him, that is, the lifespan of a person, according to the introduction, he can live for tens of thousands of years, but this has a price, that is, he must mutate and turn himself into a zombie.

And the real living beings, like my aunt and Jones, have a lifespan of three or four hundred years at most, which is the limit of life. And in this vast universe, for long-distance travel, other technical conditions are not important, as long as there is energy. Life is the most critical element. Without lifespan, any journey would be meaningless. Do they have a recipe for longevity? If that's the case, it's just great.

The Colonel replied, "My lord, we are Sirius descendants, but not Siriusians. We are native Martians. ”

"Oh? It's a little interesting", although it was a little unexpected, Liu Chang became interested, straightened up, and said, "Tell me, what's going on?" ”

"My lord, according to our records, it is like this..."With the colonel's statement, the general outline of the matter slowly unfolded.