Goode smiled mysteriously and said, "Secret"

"Cut~" Mani said: "It seems that someone is rare"

"Let's go, come with me" Goode put down the cup, snatched Mani's cup as well, put it on the table, and pulled Mani away.

"Where are you going?" Mani looked at the glass that he had just drunk less than halfway through.

Goode said: "Look at the fish"

Mani said: "Look at the fish? What fish to see? It's been the middle of the night."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, isn't that a moon with a Mani brand?" "How can there be a fish here?" You won't get drunk with such a little wine, will you? "In the dark red moonlight, the water in the fish pond is also rippling with red light, and the surroundings are clean.

"Didn't you say there were dead fish?" Goode looked closely, but found not a single dead fish.

"Doesn't it stink when there are dead fish? It smells. Mani also joined his own judgment, and he did not believe that there were dead fish here.

"Little bunny, lie to me? I had something to do, so I'll go first. Goode said hello to Mani and hurried away.

"Pitiful boy" Mani looked at Goode's back in the distance, full of pity. There is no need to ask, what can make Gu Defang's heart flutter must be related to the senior sister.

Today, Liu Ni was patted on the shoulder by Liu Han's youngest son: Liu Xing, who has an older brother and an older sister above him; My brother's name is Liu Yang, and my sister's name is Liu Yue, who was originally a student in school, but because of the lack of manpower, they had no one to take care of, so they were arranged to be trainees in the technical group.

Don't say that Goode is depressed, now, it's this Liu Xing, who is also depressed, why?

In order to assess the disciples' studies, Liu Chang regarded this planetary transformation as an assessment of their studies. All the disciples, regardless of whether their majors are right or not, are extremely enthusiastic.

But there is also an obvious trouble, that is, these disciples are basically part-time professors for the new generation of disciples, responsible for the education of the next generation.

They are all gone, there are no teachers, and some children can still learn on their own, but most of them are basically in a state of herding sheep.

I really couldn't help it, so in the end, it was decided to place them in various groups and let them intervene in advance, although they couldn't do anything, it would be good to follow and see.

Liu Xing happened to be caught by Jones yesterday to solve her dead fish problem.

But how did they know how the fish died, thanks to Liu Ni's help, it was also considered to have completed Grandma Jones's task.

Fish is a good thing, and although I usually eat it, I feel sorry to see so many dead fish buried in them.

Especially the fish-eating maniac, everyone must have guessed who she is. Yes, it's the cat man, Lilia!

To add here, this Lilia was unwilling to follow the Colonel to Earth as the guardian of the Earth, but chose to stay. There are two things she likes to do the most, one is to do odd jobs at Jones or Gannedoo like most family members to earn money! She has one purpose to make money, to sell fish to eat! The second thing is to study with these children.

This time, she was also assigned to be in a group with Liu Xing.

They don't have any specific tasks, anyway, they are apprentices, and if they see them, they will learn them, and if they can't see them, they won't practice.

"Wow, that's so much!" Everyone was very excited when they saw the dead fish. So everyone sat around and decided to have a 'barbecue feast'

Everyone was eating, roasting, and drinking, and everyone was so happy that they got carried away.

"You wait, it's too monotonous to just eat fish." Liu Xing stood up and said, "I'll go add some food to you."

This is a disaster, he took the grass that Gannidu had planted with great difficulty as leeks, pulled it all back, said that he was going to cook it himself, and roasted it for a few seniors to taste!

No, he was blocked at the door by Ganidoo and reprimanded loudly!

"I feel like something is wrong with our education." The first officer, Jesus, sat opposite Liu Chang, a little worried and hurried.

"Huh? What's going on? Listening to Jesus' tone, it seems that it is still very serious, and Liu Chang is also very serious.

Because Jesus never exaggerated, alarmist, he said that if there is a problem, he affirmed the problem.

"Two days ago, there was a teenager who couldn't eat eggs, he couldn't peel the shell. Also, many people don't know the difference between leeks and weeds, and roast and eat weeds as leeks! "Since landing on this planet, although the work tasks are very heavy, many people have never been so relaxed as they are now, whether adults or children. But along with it, there are some interesting vignettes.

Not being able to peel egg shells is also one of them.

"Eggs have shells?" Liu Chang was taken aback.

"You haven't eaten eggs?" This time even Jesus was taken aback, more than a hundred years old, and did not know that eggs have shells? Still haven't eaten eggs?

"Have you eaten it, don't you think it has a shell? I'm not going to even eat eggshells. Eggshells aren't poisonous, right? "If the eggshell is poisonous, there is no sign of poisoning.

"How did you eat the ostrich eggs that Jones cooked for you? Eat it in the shell? ”

"Didn't you take it away that time, didn't you eat it?"

"Then you wait." Jesus raised his hand to stop Liu Chang and started the call with Nizi:

"Hey, Nizi, go to your Aunt Jones and boil two eggs right away."

After half a stick of incense, that is, ten minutes, Nizi sent two eggs over in a bowl. When Jesus opened it, he saw that it was all peeled clean and crystal clear.

"Where's the eggshell?" Jesus asked strangely.

"Peeled it." Nizi was puzzled and didn't say she wanted eggshells.

"Eggshells? Does he have a shell? This is Liu Chang looking at the streamer and slippery eggs, and he is also puzzled, isn't this the egg he usually eats? It makes no difference.

"Of course there is" Liu Ni was really confused by these two big leaders, one wanted eggshells, the other didn't want eggshells, could it be that this Lord Jesus had a habit of eating eggshells?

"What about the shell? You stole it? I mean, the eggs are so unpalatable, it turns out that the best shells have been stolen and eaten by you. "It is said that the nutrition of apples is in the skin, and the nutrition of eggs must also be in the shell, I have been deceived for hundreds of years, I am really grateful to God, I only found out the truth of the facts today, and I can't help but cast a grateful eye on Jesus.

The biological disciple was also unreliable, so he withheld the master's rations, and glanced at Nizi resentfully, you deserve to be married.

"Master, you can't eat the eggshell, I'll peel it off for you." Niko hastened to explain.

"Can't eat the shell?" Liu Chang believes in God now, and no one believes in him. If God says today, 'Shells can be eaten,' hmph, I'll make it impossible for you to see eggshells again."

"Of course you can't eat eggshells" This is God's answer to Liu Chang.

"I can't eat you, why do you care about eggshells?" The surname Ye, what do you mean, God's status in Liu Chang's heart plummeted, and he changed from God to Yah.

"I just wanted to see if you could peel eggshells." Jesus defiantly said, it seems that this Lord will not peel eggshells, oh MYGOD, our captain will not peel eggshells either? Then, the difference between leeks and grasses is higher in technology, and I definitely don't know it.

"Why do I have to peel egg shells, someone can't do it?" While Jesus despised Liu Chang in his heart, Liu Chang was also incomprehensible by Jesus' fanfare about eggshell articles.

How is eggshell also related to education? The eggshell should have something to do with the hen, otherwise why bother the egg?

"It's common sense." Jesus sighed in his heart and talked to people from royal backgrounds about common sense of life, can they take care of their own lives? No hope.

"Someone can understand the common sense of life. I have a specialization in art, why do I have to understand the common sense of life, I just need to understand the common sense of the universe. I eat vegetables, why do I have to know how vegetables are grown? Sorting out Jesus' thoughts, Liu Chang raised the stick of logic.

The master doesn't understand the common sense of life, and the master can let the common sense of life understand me. The master will not lay eggs, and the master will let the eggs obediently take off their clothes and come to the master's bowl and into the master's mouth.

"That is, a few days ago, the one named Liu Xing, he didn't know that the fish would die of lack of oxygen, and said that he would put a mask on the fish. But he's so good at fiddling with computers, and the games that kids play are all made up by a few of them. ”

Liu Ni next to her, seeing that the time was ripe, made up for it.

"Look, yes." Once the argument is there, the argument is immediately clear. Look at this disciple again, the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye, and find an opportunity in the future to let Nizi publicize more, just say "Liu Zi said", why can this son say, that son can say, I can't say it?

"And if he starves to death?"

"Why did he starve to death?"

"He doesn't know how to peel egg shells, if he goes out and has nothing but eggs around him, what do you say?" A fatherly smile rippled across Jesus' face.

"I'll get rid of the person who made this decision to let him go out alone."

It turned out to be waiting for me here, who am I? The three emperors and five emperors took a detour, and the ghosts of the six and eight desolations were worried, and they were called the ghost valley baby monsters of a seedling in heaven and earth, and Captain Liu Da.

"Unreasonable, huh?" Jesus said, "What does this have to do with the person who makes the decision?" ”

Liu Chang stretched out his hand to beckon Liu Ni over, whispered a few words in her ear, and Liu Ni turned around and went out.

Jesus didn't intervene when he looked at the sneaky appearance of their master and apprentice, just watched, he was waiting for Liu Chang's answer.

Today, he must correct his opinion and must let Liu Chang himself peel the eggshell. Genius, the more genius you are, the more you must have common sense of life, a genius who can't even learn eggshells, what kind of genius is it: "Mr. Captain Liu, you haven't given me the answer yet." ”

"Give me back the bar, huh?" Liu Chang secretly thought in his heart: "I'll make you look good in a while." I want you to know that the hands of genius to peel eggshells are waste, they are crimes! ”

"Ah~ First mate, we've been talking for a long time, are you hungry?" Liu Chang looked at Jesus with a smile: "Why don't you use these two egg pads first?" ”

"I don't have the habit of being served, I'm used to peeling the eggs I eat."

"Oh~ good habits. It's just that you're not done thoroughly. ”

"What am I not doing thoroughly?"

"You should make all the clothes you should wear yourself."

"You are quibbling, common sense and skills are not the same thing, making clothes is a skill, not common sense."

"What about textiles?"

"It's also a skill"

"What about farming?"

"Too"

"Cooking?"

"Too"

"Where's eating?"

"Also... Eating is common sense"

"Okay, okay, then let's eat, Nizi, serve!"

As Nizi beckoned, a large group of people came in one after another, and our God was confused by the next Nizi's action arrangement, only to see that Nizi was now in front of him and Liu Chang, each placing a soup pot, the soup in the pot was boiling, and all kinds of raw vegetables and raw meat were placed on the side of the soup pot, and they were very considerate to pour a glass of wine for each person, and finally, the key props came on: chopsticks!

When Nizi left with a group of people, the two tables were full of various ingredients, which made people have an appetite at first sight.

"Come, come, Lord Jesus, please taste my latest invention: hot pot!" Liu Chang smiled and enthusiastically promoted his new product.

"This, this, this" looked at the chopsticks, Jesus was dumbfounded, he wouldn't!

Looking at the soup that Liu Chang ate dripping, Jesus knew that this bear child was doing evil.

But I can't help it, I just said that eating is common sense, and I don't know how to eat, didn't I just fall into the pit I dug myself?

"Nizi, take the deputy knife and fork"

"No," Liu Changba shisped, and swallowed the beef in his mouth with a very satisfied look: "It's the wild now, there are no knives and forks, only branches." ”

After speaking, he took one chopstick in each hand and shook it towards Jesus.

"Hey," Jesus said secretly, "I really don't believe in this evil, without Butcher Liu, God would have to eat pigs with hair." ”

I saw God opening his bow left and right, holding a chopstick in one hand, to prove how he solved the problem of common sense in life. The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, Jesus was busy for a long time, and he didn't even eat a bite, and that damn bald head, and the mouth of the deliberate bar, ate very deliciously.

Usually eating is easy to solve, even if you don't have a knife and fork, you can grab it with your hands, but today is a hot pot, Jesus raised his hand and tried it a few times, and gave up. Without Liu Butcher, do you really have to eat hairy pigs?

Jesus looked at Liu Chang's underwhelming face and at the other two bare chopsticks in his hand. These are two crystal clear chopsticks, of course, the masterpieces of the aunts, chopsticks made of diamonds. This bastard, he must have meant it.

No matter what the chopsticks are made of, in the final analysis, they are two sticks, or two thin sticks, Jesus looked at it and smiled, the thin stick is good, the corners of Jesus' mouth rose slightly, put down one in his left hand, leaving only one in his right hand, and then picked up the beef in the dish that was also made of diamonds with his left hand, looked at Liu Chang proudly, slowly skewered the beef on a chopstick, and so on to skewer the dishes, the corners of his mouth showed a smug smile, there is no rule that chopsticks must be used to pick up vegetables, I can't skewer them to eat?

"Is that okay?"

Liu Chang's eyes were about to fall into the soup pot, God deserved to be God, and this little problem really couldn't stop him. "That's a good way to eat," Jesus said, bringing the skewers out of the pot, sniffing them, and slowly, one by one, taking them off with his teeth, eating them with relish.

Then he looked at the little bald head provocatively: "If you have common sense, there is a way, it's difficult." Liu Ni, come here. Go and re-boil an egg for your master, don't peel it! "Jesus said the last four words very seriously, the meaning is obvious, hot pot can't bother me, I just want to see how you eat eggs with the shell.

"This?" Niko was also a little embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

"Well, it's almost time, and I'm full. As for the hot pot, you can't eat too much, it's easy to get hot."

Just when Nizi was in a dilemma, Liu Chang hurriedly thought of a way, he really didn't know how to peel an egg shell, and he had never seen it: "If you eat too many eggs, your stomach will be swollen." Tomorrow, we'll eat eggs tomorrow. ”

Jesus didn't squeak, he just watched with a spring breeze on his face.

Seeing that Jesus was unmoved, Liu Chang knew that if he didn't peel off the shell of the egg today, he would definitely not be able to pass the test.

"Is it really hard to peel eggshells?" Liu Chang has no bottom in his heart, I can't peel it off, so I'll cut it open and eat it.

"Go ahead, I don't believe it, I can't have a shell for an egg. By the way, I brought a knife. ”

"No, no, no" Jesus stretched out his index finger and shook it from side to side: "The scenario we hypothetical is in the wilderness, without a knife. ”

"You don't understand this, it's because you're in the wild that you have to have a knife, who is hanging around with a knife at home, you say yes. The knife is a basic weapon for self-defense. Hearing that Jesus stopped him from using a knife, Liu Chang immediately felt that he was right, and the knife must be the key. What did you just say? In the wild, no, there are, knives, forks! "I was almost blinded by you, you said that you don't have a knife and fork, so you can shoot yourself in the foot. Hehe.

"I'm talking about no knives and forks, and I didn't say there are no knives."

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is, the knife I'm talking about is a weapon, and the knife I'm talking about is cutlery."

"Okay, okay, what you said is reasonable, now that I have changed the environment, let's assume that I am at home." Jesus changed his tone and won't let you use a knife anyway.

"At home..." Liu Chang was so proud that his whole body shook.

"No! Don't let anyone else help! Jesus guessed Liu Chang's intentions at once, yes, his eggs were all eaten at home, and they were all peeled clean.

"At home, I have someone to help, why not? It's also my common sense."

"Then in the wild"

"You have to carry a knife in the field"

"Okay, I'm going to see how you peel an egg with a knife," Jesus despaired.

After a while, Nizi herself brought a plate with two shelled eggs on the plate, and next to it, a dinner knife.

"This is an egg with a shell" Liu Chang gently pinched an egg with two fingers, not to mention that it was a little hard.

When Liu Chang put the egg on the table and raised the knife to cut the egg, Jesus' face was dark.

With the sound of "pop", the egg opens in response, don't get me wrong, the sound of "pop" is not the sound of cutting eggs, but the sound of the knife that cuts the eggs breaking. It's a diamond tray, and of course the eggs have been cut.

Looking at the two halves of the eggs that fell on the ground, Liu Chang was also embarrassed: "The egg shell is not hard." ”

"Look at the way you cut eggs, and you're going to tear down the house. Okay, good, I admit that you won, you won't starve to death in the wild. Jesus left angrily, Liu Chang laughed in the back, picked up half of the egg that fell on the ground, and pulled it into his mouth with chopsticks.

"Master!" Liu Ni called the master, but before she could stop it, Liu Chang had already taken out the egg and ate it.

"Your master and I, when we were beggars, we never saw chickens, let alone eggs."