Chapter 172: Duel
With Jesus' involvement, the Centurion quickly passed the colonization plan, which was one of the tasks, and because of Ganidoo, there was no opposition from the Centurions.
But in terms of staffing, there are some small troubles, the main thing is that everyone wants to go, how good it is to travel and sightseeing in the universe, what is the meaning of this place where birds don't, not to mention that birds don't, not even birds, no bird feathers.
Although we love Aunt Ganidhu, let us dedicate our love and life to let me go home and discuss with my wife and children.
Anyway, it's a call for volunteers, not conscription, let's see.
Seeing Jesus with a sad face, Liu Chang was happy: It's still 1510 with me, dumbfounded.
Happy to be happy, Liu Chang is also very worried, I really can't leave Ganni Du and an old woman alone in this bare wilderness, of course, equipped with some machines, it is no problem for her to live a worry-free life. But let an old lady be with a group of machines all day long, and there is not even a person who chatters, Liu Chang can't be ruthless. It seems that if this problem is not solved, I will not be able to walk.
"Alas," Liu Chang scratched his head in sorrow.
This is a precedent, and it will be a precedent in the future, and it will definitely be colonized in the future, and the conditions must be the same, no matter where it is, it is the bane, especially for the superiors, a bowl of water must be level, this is not their own labor income, it is welfare, and everyone is equal in front of welfare.
"Alas" heard Liu Chang sigh, and Jesus, who was sitting opposite, also sighed.
It turned out that his proposal to emigrate from Earth was also rejected by the Group of Hundred, and the reason was simple and straightforward: what about the future? How do you move if you go far in the future? You can't spend hundreds or thousands of years immigrating.
Want to immigrate? Yes, the colonists moved by themselves, and they moved as much as they liked.
"I said big fool, aren't you quite able to fool, why didn't it work this time." Liu Chang propped his hands on his chin and looked at Jesus with small eyes.
"You are the big fool, even I was fooled by you into the thief ship, and you said that I can fool" Jesus was upset, and replied angrily.
"I suddenly remembered my grandfather. When I was a child, I heard my grandfather say something that I thought made a lot of sense. ”
"What did he say?"
"My grandfather said that the troubles of one person are troubles, and the troubles of a group of people are no longer troubles."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Why are we bothered here, they are watching the excitement on the side, you say yes?"
"Very philosophical," Jesus' eyes lit up at once, this bald head is really not simple, such a tricky trouble, one sentence to solve.
If Judas had been his disciple, he would have fooled Judas into hanging himself on the cross for a simple reason: hang high and see far.
"Why don't we leave our worries to them and we watch the excitement from the sidelines? Giving problems to people who can solve them is what we should do. Liu Chang continued.
"I think, I won't call you captain in the future, but I will still call you master, and if I can use the flicker technique to such a level, I will be embarrassed to gain a foothold in the flicker world in the future.
If you have the conditions to flicker directly, you don't have the conditions to turn around and let others help you flicker, which is really a model for my generation. ”
"Let's go, accompany the master to have a glass of wine" Liu Chang stood up easily and moved his hands and feet.
"Yes~~Master~~" It is really the Lord who climbs the pole, Jesus looked at Liu Chang and said with a smile.
"Huh?" Liu Chang stopped, incredulous: "What do you call me?" ”
"Master," Jesus replied with a nod of his head, "and I agreed." I have decided to recognize you as my master. ”
"No, so happy?" Liu Chang looked Jesus up and down, as if he didn't know him: "There must be a problem, there is definitely a problem." Liu Chang hurriedly shook his head and said, "I don't want to be your master, I think you have bad intentions, you won't beat me up, right?" I don't have anything, and I don't have any money. ”
Liu Chang looked at Jesus strangely, God has learned badly, and he has learned to play tricks.
"Hahahaha" Seeing Liu Chang's villainous appearance, Jesus couldn't help it, and laughed: "I don't agree, you have to force me to be your apprentice, I agreed, you don't agree." Hahaha! You, villain's heart! ”
"Master!" A loud voice came into Liu Chang's ears.
Liu Chang was so frightened that he almost jumped up: "I'm not your master, don't call me master!" "I don't dare to make this joke again in the future, it's too scary, a good second-in-command is not appropriate, what kind of apprentice should I be? became his own apprentice, and who will he tease in the future. "What do you think, he's calling you." Seeing the cheap statue of Liu Chang's face, Jesus pointed to the side.
But it was Goode who came in a hurry with the two of them.
In the past few days, Gude has been so troubled, and the love rival investigation plan has failed again---- that is, Liu Xing, a potential little love rival, has also been excluded from the list of love enemies.
Because, this kid is not big, his mind is not small, he actually has a dream lover--- this person is not his dream lover, but his junior sister.
His situation is very similar to Goode, and his senior sister actually ignores him!!
Then, there is only one potential rival left for him now--- Jesus!!
The only way to get the favor of the senior sister is to let Jesus make a clear statement and cut off the thoughts of the senior sister, so that he can have his own chance.
"Master, it just so happens that you are also here, I hope Master can give me a witness." When Goode arrived at Liu Chang's side, he hurriedly spoke, "I want to duel with Mr. Jesus!" ”
"Presumptuous!!" Before Jesus could speak, Liu Chang shouted, "Don't retreat!" ”
"Master!" Goode didn't expect the master to have such a big reaction, but the words had already been spoken, and he couldn't help but insist, but his tone was still a little aggrieved.
Liu Chang shouted again: "Stand down!" ”
Good's eyes were slightly red, and his voice was even a little choked, and he lowered his head and whispered, "Yes, Master......"
"Wait, wait... Mr. Goode was still on the sidelines, and Jesus, who was a little stunned, came back to his senses and asked, "What did you just say?" You're going to duel with me? ”
Goode replied, "Yes, Mr. Jesus." ”
"Dear Mr. Good," Jesus said, "can I know why?" Why are you dueling with me. Do you know what duels mean in our homeland? It means glory as well as divine punishment. So, Mr. Goode, before you drop your gloves on me, I wish you knew why! ”
"A duel is a duel, how can there be so many reasons, I want to fight for my love!"
Jesus looked at Goode very seriously, and made sure that this guy was not drunk, or that he was not waking up and talking in his sleep, and then he turned his puzzled gaze to Liu Chang, who was also like falling into a cloud: "What does he mean?" ”
"What he meant, you robbed his wife." Liu Chang explained, but as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and roared at Jesus: "What! The surname is yes, what do you mean, I said marry Nizi to you, you are the lord, she is the master's mother-in-law, you don't agree, you are still robbing your wife with Goode, what do you mean!? ”
Jesus frowned, looked at Liu Chang, and asked suspiciously, "Who is his lover?" He, isn't he single, a famous bachelor, when did he have a lover and a wife? Besides, when did I say I was going to marry Ms. Liu Ni? ”
"That's right, Good" Liu Chang still trusts Jesus' words very much, besides, one is not married, the other is not married, there is no need for him to hide it, "Who did you listen to, Jesus is going to marry Nizi, why don't I know?" ”
Goode said: "Senior sister said that she has someone in her heart. That person is not me......"
This time, Jesus was so angry that he didn't even want his demeanor, he gestured with his fingers, and said hatefully: "If it's not you, it has to be me?" You bastard, what kind of bastard logic is this? ”
"You and I are the only ones in the entire base who are single, you say, it's not you, who else?" Goode didn't listen to Jesus' explanation, and said with a stiff neck.
"Hey," Jesus almost slapped the stubborn donkey in the face, "I still can't tell you that you don't understand, you didn't ask her, maybe she wants to marry someone else?" ”
Goode said: "Impossible! Monogamy, it was the senior sister who took the lead in advocating it, and it was impossible for her to serve others as concubines. ”
Liu Chang moved his gaze to the two people who followed, one was Mani, and the other was Nizi's friend Benny, his eyes were very cold: "What do you two mean by coming?" Did you two say that Mr. Jesus was going to marry Liu Ni? ”
Mani shouted wronged: "Master, this matter is not to blame me, senior brother said, let us be a witness, how do we know that he is going to fight with Mr. Jesus?" You know, if that's the case, we won't dare to come if we kill us. Also, it also involves the senior sister, we don't want to die? ”
Liu Chang looked at Benny and asked, "What about you?" ”
Benny said, "Master, I don't know ......."
Liu Chang said: "I don't know? How do I look at your eyes, surprised, very knowing? ”
Benny said excitedly: "Back to Master, I am not only surprised, but also happy for Senior Sister. Brother Goode decided to challenge Jesus for the sake of Senior Sister! Oh my God, it's so impressive! ”
"What's so touching about this" Liu Chang looked at Gude again and said, "Why don't you apologize to Mr. Jesus soon?" ”
Goode seemed to be a little unwilling, and said, "Master, I ......."
Liu Chang glared at him and said, "What, you still want to fight with Mr. Jesus?" I assure you, Mr. Jesus is not your rival, what a coward! If you don't take it as an example, there will be a next time, and you will never be spared! ”
The three of them bowed to Jesus, and Goode said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Jesus." ”
"Well, let's go down!" Jesus saw that Liu Chang was reprimanding and scolding, and he couldn't say anything more, so he had to wave his hand.
Three days later, when Goode appeared in front of Liu Chang again, Liu Chang found that this kid's leg seemed to be lame again. No need to ask, it must have been his precious apprentice who did it, Liu Chang deliberately held back his laughter and pretended not to know.
What made Liu Chang feel strange was that although Goode was limping away, his face was very indifferent, without the slightest embarrassment, on the contrary, it gave people the feeling that nothing had happened.
"An unidentified object has been discovered, and it seems that our lighthouse project has reacted, but there is something unusual." Goode was even more excited.
When the earth protection network was built and debugged, a clear message was deliberately sent around, saying that it was debugging, which was more of a warning and training.
"Really? What's out of the ordinary? Liu Chang's expression was also a little solemn, and he didn't care about what happened between him and Nizi, and what results this kid got.
"Master, look!" Goode handed the observation record to the master.
Liu Chang took it and observed it carefully, it was a sphere the size of a person's head, and the whole body was smooth.
"What do you say?" Liu Chang asked while looking carefully.
"This thing is less than a step faster, and we're probably six moons away. On the surface, it has reached the metaphysical level, which is supposed to be a detector. Goode told Liu Chang about their analysis.
"Probe?" Liu Chang muttered in his mouth: "What did you mean by what you just said, something is abnormal?" How long has it been since our message was sent? ”
"It's only been a little over three months, and that's where the anomaly is. We emit conventional electromagnetic signals, and until now, the signal has been transmitted at a distance of three light moons. That is, they discovered us before they received our signal. ”
"Is it our month, or is it the month here?" Liu Chang asked, the moon here is different from the month they timed, and the moon-breaking cycle of the Mani card takes more than 60 days to make a turn.
"Our month," Goode replied.
"Raise the alarm, urgently call all the people back to the ship, remember, I'm talking about all! All personnel are in place. The Defense Department immediately turned on all protection and attack and entered the preparation for battle. Go to the command center right away. Liu Chang immediately became nervous and issued an urgent convening order.
"Aren't we too nervous about this little thing?" Seeing that Liu Chang had finished deploying, Jesus spoke.
Liu Chang said: "No, our message has only been sent for three months, and so far, he has not received our signal, and he has appeared."
What does this mean? It shows that his master is not far from us, they are not brought by us, they are here for a purpose, maybe not against us, but it is certain that they are targeting this planet, and maybe they have also discovered this place.
Strangely, but we haven't found any signs of sapient beings in the surrounding area for hundreds of light-years, and this thing is too strange to appear. ”
Jesus said, "Are you saying that they are not weaker than we are?" ”
Liu Chang said: "It is very likely that at least they also have the ability to space flight, and they can travel for a long time, which means that they have at least entered the era of subcivilization," Liu Chang patiently explained to Jesus.
"In terms of speed, it will take at least sixty months, that is, five years, for this probe to get here, are we too nervous?" It seems that this little thing, Jesus has not yet taken it to heart.
"Maybe it's to confuse us, but it's not a big mistake to be careful." Liu Chang didn't dare to think so, this was the first time they had faced an unknown creature since they went out, to be honest, Liu Chang's heart was a little nervous, and at the same time, there was also a little expectation. Aliens belch, I don't know if it's good or evil or second, I just hope it won't be too ugly, in case it looks like a cockroach it will be too disgusting.
"This little thing looks quite advanced, and the surface has reached the subtle level, but his signal is still electromagnetic." Goode added on the side: "They're a bunch of flying cockroaches at best. ”
"What did you say?" Liu Chang was taken aback, and as soon as he thought of cockroaches, this guy said cockroaches. Thinking of the cockroaches crawling in the bowl of eating, Liu Chang's whole person was not good, this was a nightmare when he asked for food.
"I said they're just a bunch of cockroaches, nothing remarkable." I didn't expect the master to have such a big reaction, Goode explained in a low voice, is the master afraid of cockroaches? What exactly are alien cockroaches?
"You, you're not afraid of cockroaches, right" Jesus on the side didn't save face for Liu Chang, and gloated on the side to make up for it, this kid is not afraid of the sky, but he is afraid of cockroaches? Jesus was glad in his heart, for you have something to fear, hahaha.
"What are you kidding, how can I be afraid of cockroaches? I think back then, when I wanted to eat, I really couldn't find anything to eat, so I fried the cockroaches and ate them, the outside was charred and the inside was tender, but it was delicious, and one day I had a treat, so I ate fried cockroaches. ”
"Cockroaches can still eat?" This time it was Jesus whose face turned green, is the bald head in front of him still human, even eating cockroaches? It's still exploding... After reacting immediately, it felt wrong: "You want to eat, and fried cockroaches?" You just blow it. Let's get down to business, I'm disgusted. ”
"Maybe it's delicious when fried." Goode was next to him, but there were signs of drooling: "Try it someday." ”
"Okay, let Nizi give you a hand one day" Liu Chang glared at Goode angrily, seeing that Nizi didn't cripple your legs, that would be the opening of the sky's eyes.
"Forget it, forget it," Goode wiped the saliva from his mouth and asked his senior sister to help him fry the cockroaches, forgetting how the dead word was written.
"Could they hide their strength and deliberately make such a thing to paralyze us?" Liu Chang also hurriedly changed the topic, it was important to talk about some serious things, looking at the posture of this goods, maybe he really dared to eat fried cockroaches.
"I didn't find that our reconnaissance methods can capture any information within the second stage, unless he exceeds the second stage, which is a million times the speed of light." Goode said.
"Is it a star thief? Until the target is discovered, they just need to go into a silent state and do not send any information, like a meteorite floating in the air, we can't find it. Jesus said.
Goode said, "What now? If it's a higher-level existence than us, we can't run, and if it's not as good as us, we're scared away, and it's too embarrassing. ”
"Who said that it would be a shame to run away, I think back then, our Liu family's world was won by escaping." Liu Chang hurriedly extinguished the idea of running away and being embarrassed, there is still a long way to go, don't let these people become stupid and bold. Not afraid of hardship, not afraid of death is to say to the cannon fodder who blocks the bullets, and don't be brainwashed.
Goode asked, "So what now?" ”
"Hmm~~" Liu Chang pondered for a moment and said, "Let's test it first, warn at the same level, and see the other party's reaction." If the situation is not right, run away! "No way, so far, apart from getting a few flinching stick-level weapons at Sirius, they don't even have a decent weapon. It seems that weapons can only rely on themselves, and no one can rely on them.
The so-called same level, Liu Chang lowered his rank to a preliminary level, that is, ten times the speed of light. In this way, it is completely sufficient to warn opponents below one level, after all, the speed of light is an insurmountable threshold for civilizations below one stage, and beyond the speed of light ability, they are god-like existences;