At a corner of the street, Vincy hid behind the wall, stuck out his head, and looked around, the expected explosion did not happen, but he saw Akira Yanagishita and his brother-in-law, Ghost Head Ah San, the two of them supporting each other, limping, and out of breath.

"Big, big brother... You, you, you're a rabbit become, good fellow, one, in a blink of an eye, the figure can't be seen, run... Also too.. It's too fast. The brother-in-law was hunched over, his hands on his thighs, his eyes were glazed, and there were signs of vomiting. After a moment's pause, he stammered.

"I'm slow, if it's my master, then you know what it means to be fast, my master can't even catch up with the shadow." Vincy proudly shows off his master, who is an idol who grew up with him, "Ah, yes, shadow! What did you say that thing was called? Shadow!? Why are you so afraid of him, as if you had seen a ghost? ”

Vincy didn't understand that it was just a machine, not only Akira Yanagi and Ghost Head Ah San, but everyone around him seemed to be secretive and trembling.

"Ghosts? What is there to be afraid of ghosts, who has ever seen ghosts harm people" The brother-in-law also relieved himself, his situation was much better than that of his brother-in-law, not as embarrassed as he was, however, when talking about the shadow, he still had palpitations, and looked left and right carefully, for fear that the shadow would hide behind him, and after confirming it again and again, he whispered: "You should also be careful, don't talk nonsense, it is normal for a shadow to appear next to you, it will appear around anyone at any time." ”

"Huh? So powerful! When Vincy heard this, he looked around nervously like a willow sway.

"Don't look at it, you can't see it, it's not only called Shadow, it's really like a Shadow, it's, it's invisible."

"Oh, that's the case" Hearing this, Vincy breathed a sigh of relief, stealth technology, there is also a stealth technology in the base, the messenger ring back then, also has a stealth function, but it is just optical technology, nothing unusual, "That's nothing terrible, as for scaring you like this" Vincy was very unimpressed.

Yanagi whispered: "Think about it, if the power of the rain is handed over to the umbrella seller, will the rain stop?" ”

"Something to say! Don't be mysterious."

"Big brother, it's not that I'm mysterious, it's this thing that is mysterious in itself" Yanagi shook his face bitterly and said, "You think, it not only has the ability to listen and monitor, but it also has the power to punish you, don't you think it's terrible." ”

Vincy asked suspiciously, "Official's?" ”

Yanagishita nodded, and continued, "Also, it is wise, that is, if you say bad things about it, he will hear it... It'......"

Although Yanagishita Akira's words were not finished, Vincy still understood what he meant, it was nothing more than framing and retaliation------ it was still the kind that was above board.

"That's it!" Vincy was shocked and said, "Did I just scold it for being rubbish?" ”

"Good, good, it seems to be!" At this time, the brother-in-law interjected: "You still laugh at it for being mentally retarded......"

"That's... What to do? I'll just say it casually, why don't you stop me... It can't be that stingy, right? Vincy was a little anxious.

The brother-in-law said, "Stopping you? What the hell am I going to do, you're making the 'Shadow Lord' angry. It will definitely find allusions to every word you say, and you're done, run quickly. The more the brother-in-law spoke, the more frightened he became, "I've heard that there was a blind man who broke the law by sneezing, saying that he was dissatisfied with the weather......

"Dissatisfied with the weather, also breaking the law?" Vincy was puzzled.

The brother-in-law lowered his voice and said, "The weather ...... The Shadow Lord's explanation is that the Son of Heaven's breath... He was dissatisfied with the breath of the Son of Heaven, you said, isn't it death if people don't gasp, and the last crime is to hope for the Son of Heaven... died, but it was a felony, and he was finally ......"

Vincy asked, "What happened?" ”

Ah San said: "Don't ask, it's terrible anyway." ”

"You're making it up, aren't you?" Vincy was a little incredulous and said, "Sneeze...... Also such a big sin? ”

The brother-in-law said: "Do you know how a blind man is blind, I have heard that he used to write books...... In the end, he blinded his eyes. ”

After listening to him, Vincy was really scared, whether this thing was true or not, regardless of it for the time being, the shadow, he saw it with his own eyes, and the fear of the people around him about it was also real.

Since he was a child, he felt inexplicably scared for the first time, the routine here is too deep, I should go back to my hometown, the suburbs of the galaxy.

Vincy looked back again, looking in the direction he had come from: "By the way, why doesn't it explode yet?" Didn't you say it was going to explode? ”

The brother-in-law continued: "Yes, it's all smoking, why is there no movement at all?" ”

Wen Xi said: "Why don't you go back and have a look?" In case it doesn't die, let's go and apologize. ”

"You're only now thinking about apologizing, isn't it too late?" Just as the three of them were discussing whether to go back and talk to the 'Shadow Lord', a voice sounded sadly in the back.

"Who!?" The three of them were startled, and when they turned around, they saw a small point of light behind them, slowly growing larger, and finally forming a human figure, standing there, looking at the three of them with a very playful smile.

Vincy turned his head to look at Akira Yanashita, "You know him?" ”

Yanagi shook his head and said, "No, I don't know." ”

He looked at Ah San again and asked, "Do you know?" ”

The brother-in-law also shook his head and denied: "I don't know either." ”

"You're here to spy on me, too...... Target? Vincy asked softly with great caution, he didn't dare to be reckless anymore, offending a shadow adult was enough to drink a pot of his own, and offending another one, he would be a black dog into the toilet... "You're the helper that the Shadow Lord found?" The shadow is smoking, but it's not me, it's its own...... When it falls, it smokes, and it's not bad for me. ”

However, strange things happened, except for the first time to say hello, the shadow looked at Vincy so directly, and stopped talking, even if Vincy spoke to him, he did not say a word, and his face still retained that strange expression, as if he was laughing, but there was no sound, as if time had stood still in his body.

"Hey, are you a helper from the Shadow Lord?" Vincy asked again.

No response.

Vincy asked again, "Hey, are you a helper hired by the 'Shadow Lord'?" ”

Still no response.

Vincy cautiously looked at the shadow and said cautiously, "Your mother called you home for dinner..."

No accidents, as before, no reaction.

At this time, Vincy's anger was a little higher, and he forgot to swear just now that he would never talk nonsense again, went up a few steps, and shouted loudly into the shadow's ear: "Your mother told you to go home for dinner!" ”

Seeing that the shadow was still silent, Wen Xi said angrily: "Is this broken thing......

"Big brother, big brother, you must stop talking nonsense." The brother-in-law didn't wait for Vincy to finish speaking, and rushed up with a brisk walk and covered Vincy's mouth.

"Hmph" The shadow finally reacted, but this reaction was just a light snort, and then, it slowly became lighter, more and more transparent, more and more faint, and finally, it returned to the way it was just now, turning into a small point of light, and finally, this small point of light flashed and disappeared completely.

"Hey! I'm so angry," Vincy spun around angrily, his eyes rolling around, looking around for something, as if he was looking for something to vent his anger.

"Big brother, you don't want to find someone to fight, right" Seeing Vincy running away, the brother-in-law was so frightened that he jumped out of the way, "It's illegal to fight, you have to pay a fine......"

"Fine! A fine is a fine, anyway, Lao Tzu has no money" Vincy gritted his teeth and said, but, halfway through the words, he suddenly calmed down and said to his brother-in-law: "What did you say? Is a fight just a fine? How much is the fine? ”

The brother-in-law looked at Vincy strangely and said, "Compensation, medical treatment...... Repair cost ......"

Vincy asked, "What if I don't have any money?" ”

The brother-in-law, Ah San, didn't understand what Wenxi meant, and was a little embarrassed: "No money? I don't know if I don't have money, I, I haven't fought..."

"Roar, interesting, interesting....." Vincy turned his anger into joy and smiled, "It turns out that the rule here is that if you can do it, don't beep...... This rule is good, hahaha, great, it turns out that the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, that's how it is explained, hahaha, the gentleman is a fool, and a fool doesn't move his mouth. Walk! ”

After speaking, regardless of the two who were still in place, the two who didn't react turned around and left.

Liu Xia Huang looked at the back of the farther and farther away, then looked at his brother-in-law, and asked, "What is he doing here?!" ”

The brother-in-law also shook his head and said, "I don't know, why does it seem like I'm going to find someone to fight." ”

The brother-in-law said, "Who are you going to fight?" ”

The brother-in-law reacted at this time, and hurriedly said: "It's not good, it must be looking for a shadow master to fight, he's crazy, then that's a robot!" He looks for machines to fight? Hillbilly, this is crazy! ”

The brother-in-law was also helpless, and said: "How can we put such a master, it will cause trouble for us, we, let's slip away..."

The brother-in-law said: "No, if we slip away, who will pay us the rent?" Fifty times! ”

After speaking, he pulled his brother-in-law and chased after him.

When Vincy rushed into the house first, he found that everything was still the same as before, there was still no one in the room, and even the owner of the shop seemed to have disappeared.

The Shadow Lady was still lying on the ground, but the smoke wasn't as bad as it had been.

"I know, I know" shouted the Shadow Lady with some excitement as he saw Vincy approach.

Vincy crouched beside him and sneered, "What do you know?" ”

"Hmph, I know, you're illiterate, you don't know how to count! Two plus two equals four, and it is absolutely impossible to equal five! The shadow made a contemptuous voice, and then threatened: "My fall is broken, hurry up and call the police for me, I can consider that you are illiterate, and reduce the punishment for you, otherwise, I will let you not see the sun for the rest of your life!" ”

Vincy smiled, ignoring his threat, and said, "Lord Shadow, you say, if I smash you, what punishment will I receive?" ”

"You're going to be fined, fined... Five thousand two hundred and five points of domain coins......" The shadow said, as if he had found a problem, and asked, "You, what do you mean?" ”

"Yo, there's still a whole thing" Vincy picked up a stick placed next to the shadow, weighed it with his hand, and was quite kind: "You say, that five cents, how did you calculate it, so accurate." ”

"Little illiterate, you question my numeracy skills!?"

"How dare I question your computing ability" Vincy got up, used the stick he held in his right hand, gently patted his left palm, and said with a smile: "I just want to lose more, it's only five thousand, I want to lose twenty thousand." You cooperate with the point, and when you get 20,000, you have to tell me in time, I can't afford to pay for more. ”

After speaking, without waiting for the shadow to reply, a stick struck the shadow on the head.

This stick was so sudden that not only the shadow was stunned, but even the abuser Vincy was stunned, and then, the brother-in-law and brother-in-law who followed up out of breath were even more frightened and sat at the door.

"It's not scientific....no, no, no, it's not logical!" The shadow is obviously blinded, and the head is sunken into a large block, can it not be clouded? It's just that it really doesn't understand that this human being's idea is to smash itself, just to lose more money. However, he is not worth anything, even if he smashes himself, he is not worth 20,000 yuan?

"This stick is good" Vincy looked at the 'murder weapon' in his hand repeatedly, only to find that this thing was a little unusual, in his hand, there was almost no weight, but the effect of the blow was surprisingly good: "It's unscientific, obviously violating the conservation of momentum." ”

"No, I've got to find something to try," Vincy muttered to himself, but his eyes were wandering around, hoping to find another thing to smash, whether it was the robot's head that was too battery to be beaten, or whether the stick in his hand was too amazing.

"I, I, I warn you, if you smash me again, I will sue you for deliberately destroying state property!" Of course, the shadow also heard Vincy's words, and saw that his eyes were from head to toe, and he kept looking, and hurriedly spoke a warning.

"Is it so serious? Worse than hitting someone? Vincy didn't expect that this shadow adult, when he said such a reason, shouldn't he be warned that he deliberately harmed his life, how could he be involved in destroying the country's property.

"Serious, of course, it's much more serious than hitting someone." Seeing Vincy's hesitation, Shadow thought that his words had worked, and hurriedly added.

Vincy asked, "Are you a human or a machine?" ”

The shadow said reluctantly, "I, of course, it's a machine... State apparatus! ”

Vincy said, "Then you tell me, two plus two, what is it?" ”

"Of course it is equal to ......" Speaking of this, the shadow's body began to smoke again, and his eyes flashed and flashed red, and finally said the answer that made everyone's jaws drop: "Five ......"

"Brother-in-law, can you pinch me and see if I'm dreaming? Robots, actually, would lie?! The brother-in-law, sitting at the door, watched this scene in disbelief, and wondered if he was dreaming.

Robots, or law enforcement robots, in order to escape the crackdown, actually started talking nonsense, this is terrible!

At this time, the brother-in-law couldn't bear it anymore, stood up, walked in front of the 'shadow', and scolded: "Two plus two, it is equal to four!" It's a shame that our fate is in your hands! ”

"Again, it's four?" The smoke from the shadow began to thicken again.

This time, the brother-in-law finally felt that he was standing on the moral high ground, and loudly taught his son who was not angry, and reprimanded: "What is equal to four, it has always been equal to four!" ”

"Of course, it is equal to five, no matter how many it was in the past, starting from Da Da, it is equal to five." With the voice, I saw Mr. Jin walk in.

"You're back so soon?" Vincy expected him to return, but definitely didn't expect it to be so soon, and it was only half a day. Of course, when Vincy said half a day, he meant half a day here, not half a day in the base, half a day here, quite a day in the base.

"Isn't it ......that day," Mr. Jin said, "Actually, today, didn't Mr. Da tell me that eight million, plus two million late fees, plus one million mental damages, will cost a total of 33 million pure gold." I went back and thought about it seriously, and asked someone to help me calculate, it turned out that I miscalculated, alas, ashamed......" After speaking, I also intended to make a shameful appearance.

Vincy smiled, "So, am I right?" ”

"No, sir, you have miscalculated? We both miscalculated. ”

"I miscalculated too?" Vincy looked into Mr. Kim's eyes, not knowing what this guy was going to do, "How much is that?" ”

"Alas," Mr. Jin sighed before he said, "I looked for three people, and finally got this correct answer: 50 million." Alas, I'm ashamed that I've lived so long that I can't even add! ”

"Fifty million?" This number is a bit beyond Vincy's expectations, he only knocked three thousand three, but it fell down five thousand, and in an instant, the alarm bell in his heart was loud, although it was one thousand and seven more, but this is not necessarily a good thing, this thousand seven, exceeded his expectations.

And Mr. Jin stared at Vincy's eyes for a moment, and his tone was decisive and crisp: "Yes! Million! ”

"It's greasy," Vincy said secretly in his heart: "How big a belly do you have, how much food you eat." This kid will never give himself so much more money for no reason, there must be something wrong with this money! ”

Vincy squinted, pinched his fingers, and said something in his mouth: "Twenty-eight one thousand six, one thousand six times two, equals three thousand two, three thousand two plus one hundred, exactly thirty-three million!" After muttering, he opened his eyes and said, "I'm right, right?" ”

Just when everyone was staring in a daze, not knowing what this guy was talking about, the shadow that had been lying on the ground made a move, only to see him trying to turn over, but his mouth said: "That's right! Absolutely, I promise! ”

Wen Xi said: "You promise it!" You don't even know when two plus two equals five! ”

The shadow seemed to have changed people, and although the eyes were still flashing red, they were no longer smoking: "Two plus two equals five?" Two plus two when it equals four! ”

"Nonsense! Lord Da said that it was equal to .......Huh? Only then did Mr. Jin notice that the things on the ground, when he looked at them, he couldn't help but be surprised, "Shadow?!" How did it end up here? What made him even more puzzled was that the shadow that turned over actually crawled towards him, "What is he going to do?" ”