"I'll say it, I'll say it!!" Liu Xiahuang, who was still a little depressed, looked around under the eyes of the officials, and he had a posture of resignation, and he didn't distinguish or protest. But when he saw the person clearly, suddenly, his emotions were a little out of control, and even a little excited, pointing at Sima and shouting, "He's a liar, you still don't believe it!" ”

This voice, Liu Xia Huang shouted at Wenxi, but not only did the onlookers shout at the melon-eating crowd, but even the officials were a little dazed and didn't know what was going on, one reported prostitution, and the other reported liar; The person who reported the prostitution said that the person who solicited the prostitute was not the person he reported, but another person;

However, the person being the victim of the prostitute believes that the person who solicited the prostitute is the prostitute, and the other person who is reported to be a prostitute is not a prostitute; And this arrested prostitute pointed out that the whistleblower was a liar!!

"Boss, what should I do?" One of the officials saw that there were more and more people gathered around to watch the excitement, and one by one he was excited, and hurriedly asked for instructions.

"What to do? Damn, it's really fucking evil" The little boss who was asked for instructions also felt a little tricky, although he was a little disgusted with Sima Zhen, who claimed to be the whistleblower, but according to the procedure, he had to be cautious, and said to him: "You, what is your name, human witness!" ”

"This is my name" Sima Ying hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, took out a business card from his arms, and respectfully handed it to the little leader.

"I want a witness, I don't want your name......" The little leader said so, or took it easily, and when he looked at it, his face changed slightly: "Oh, you are a host, an independent scholar, a social commentator, a senior economist, and a well-known media person?" … So many titles? … You say you're the host? ”

"Yes, yes, I am a famous program host" Sima Ying saw the other party's face change, and his heart was overjoyed, and said: "The program I host is closely related to everyone, and it is a program that the people like to see, and it is welcomed and loved by the audience. ”

The little boss of "Mr. Sima" didn't dare to offend the great god in front of him, nor did he dare to ask him what kind of host the show was; I also greeted his wife just now, in case this great god holds a grudge, what show is he on, he can't eat and walk around, and he said carefully: "You say, you are a whistleblower?" ”

"Yes, I'll report him," he said, pointing at Vincy, word by word, "Prostitute!" Corrupt the social atmosphere. ”

"But," the little leader looked around, and said with some embarrassment: "The matter of prostitution is a little different from other cases, he must have an accomplice, a person... He can't prostitute... Do you say... Catch the thief and see the dirty, catch the adulterer... He had to see the double... Or..."

As he spoke, the little leader leaned on Sima Ying's ear and whispered: "If you have to report him, it's not impossible, you have to arrange a female ......" and then gave Sima Ying a 'you know' look.

Sima Ying glanced at the old prostitutes out of the corner of his eye and said, "Isn't that ready-made?" ”

The little leader said, "They are prostitutes, but they need to cooperate." I want them to change their tunes, unless..."

Of course, Sima Ju knew what this 'unless' meant, and gritted his teeth and said, "To... How much? ”

The little leader smiled slightly and said, "This... You'll have to talk to them, because they have to volunteer, you say. ”

"Hmm~~" Sima Ying hesitated for a moment, "Okay, you go and discuss with them, just arrest this kid." ”

"Hey, Mr. Sima, are you confused" The little leader was a little unhappy and said: "How can it be me, it's you, you are the whistleblower, we are the law enforcers." You don't even have evidence, could it be that you can't frame it? ”

………

Just when Sima Ying was muttering to the little leader, Vincy was not idle, he secretly came to the old prostitute and whispered, "Sister, do you want to become an official prostitute?" ”

The old prostitute also whispered, "Why don't you want to? My sister dreams of it. ”

Vincy said, "Okay, just have a sister." You just said how many 'virtue and art shuangxin' are you missing? ”

The old prostitute said: "There is still 214 left, yes, it is 214 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin', this number is my number of days, I can't be wrong!" ”

"Okay, wait a while and you can see my eyes" Wen Xi smiled strangely and said, "Today, my brother and I will make my sister's dream come true." ”

The old prostitute was overjoyed and said, "Really?!" Then you are my sister's great benefactor, you say, how can I cooperate? ”

………

The two groups of people, the official and Sima Zhen are considered a group, and Wen Xi and a few old prostitutes are also counted as a group for the time being; They are all busy calculating, and they all want to get something out of it, or maximize their own benefits.

These two groups of people didn't expect that there was another group of people, but they were jumping angrily behind their backs, who are these people? Of course, it is the greatest profit calculator, the patriarch who dreams of treating the future governor as a puppet.

"Pig, stupid pig!!" After listening to Mr. Jinzhu's report, the patriarch was angry in his office.

Jin Zhu, who was standing on the side, said in a low voice: "Patriarch, if he wants to prostitute, let him prostitute, it's not a big deal." ”

"You're a pig too, you're a stupid pig too!!" The patriarch, who had nowhere to vent, pointed at Jin Zhu's nose and scolded, and even spewed out foul words that he rarely used, which showed how angry he was, "You know a fart, if you don't believe it, this matter will soon be known to the whole world." ”

Jin Zhu was a little unconvinced, and said, "If you know, you know, wouldn't it be better to control it?" ”

"Control? How to control it? Use him to prostitute and scratch his sore feet? That shadow is such a fucking piece of shit, why didn't it knock you to death! ”

"Patriarch ......" Jin Zhu's neck shrank, and he no longer dared to speak up, the golden hoop stick hit his head, but he knew what the consequences were.

The patriarch said: "This matter must be settled for me immediately, remember, the successor must not be stained, and his agent must not be stained either, at least, not until he takes over!"

If this matter is not handled well, I will send those old prostitutes to your bed!" ”

"Yes, yes, I'll deal with it..."Jin Zhu was so frightened that he almost stepped on the instep of his right foot with his left foot, if these old prostitutes appeared on his bed, it is estimated that they will be allergic to the word 'woman' in the future, as soon as he thought of the possible picture, Jin Zhu couldn't help but stand up with cold hairs all over his body, and before he finished speaking, he hurriedly walked out.

The scene turned back to the scene, and I saw Sima Zhen agitating his cheeks, using his proud tongue to try to persuade the old prostitutes.

And the leader of the official servants, standing aside, holding his shoulders with his hands, looking at it with a smile, anyway, it was said above, and they all heard this person called Sima Zhen, who said that whoever prostituted was who prostituted.

As soon as these old prostitutes let go, the human and physical evidence will be alive, and they can call it a day.

Anyway, catching prostitutes is not a big job, a serious case, and if you get caught and pretend to be interrogated, you can leave after paying a fine.

A little attendant, seeing that the boss was idle, came over, had nothing to say, and said, "Boss, you say, is this man named Sima Zhen sick?" A big host, also going to do this dirty work, he is poor and crazy? ”

"Bullshit host, I asked just now, it's a fucking Internet celebrity, I want to be famous and want to go crazy, catch whoever sprays.

He has calculated it, and some Internet celebrities, in order to become famous, show half of their eyes. ”

"Yes, damn it, there are a few good people who think about reporting all day long! It's a shame to think about these people all day long. ”

"You can't say that, no one has reported it, what are we eating, you say yes."

"Also, if you catch a prostitute, you have to pay a fine of at least a few thousand, hehe, the brothers have the money for tonight's tea wai again."

Just as the two of them were chatting with each other, the little boss's communicator reacted.

As soon as he saw that it was his immediate boss, he quickly raised his hand to stop the little brother from talking, and walked a few steps to the side before connecting.

"Huh?" I don't know what my boss said to my boss's boss, anyway, the little follower found that his boss's face was very exciting, and the word 'ah' clearly fell into his ears.

“……”

"Yes, yes, yes, yes. Don't worry, plant him, we don't have any psychological barriers, we don't like him.

A literati who does things like stealing chickens and dogs all day long, lacks morality! ”

“……”

"Yes, yes, boss, you're so right, it's not planting, how can we do such a thing, it's still the boss Shengming, you can see at a glance that he is not a good person, thanks to the boss in charge, we were almost deceived by this guy.

He's a bullshit literati, looking at the few hairs on his head, it's like he's been snorted by bullshit."

“……”

"Come on, boss, you'll see."

The little leader put away the communicator with a smile, and then waved his arms to the few followers, and after the others gathered, he came behind Sima Ying, and said sadly: "How is it, Sima Ying, have you finished speaking?" When that's all said and done, let's go. ”

Sima Ying also noticed that the other party's tone had changed, and thought that he was dissatisfied with these old witches, and said angrily: "These old prostitutes, they are really fucking strong, they just don't agree." ”

"Sima Ying, you tried in vain to instigate women into prostitution, and we caught you on the spot, come, take it away!!"

"This, what's going on...... Are you mistaken? ”

"Mistaken?" The little leader snorted coldly and said to the old prostitutes: "I ask you, what did this person say to you just now, you must explain it truthfully, don't be afraid, you have your own law for you." ”

What's going on? If Sima Ying was dumbfounded, then Wen Xi was absolutely stunned.

Vincy, who was still there wondering how to pour dirty water on his body, watched this guy go out of his way to lure those old prostitutes to splash dirty water on him, and he was very angry, and the nature of splashing dirty water on himself and others splashing dirty water on himself in front of him was completely different.

To tell the truth, I was able to give him two pieces of pure gold at that time, not because I believed that a liar would have any conscience, but because I thought that he would do his own thing by the way in order to cheat himself out of more money, and he couldn't do anything at all.

He is a typical person whose heart is higher than the sky and whose life is thinner than paper, and the upper class people look down on him, and he does not look down on the upper and lower classes.

What to call the place where the common people live is 'slum', and the funny thing is that he doesn't even know where the upper class live!

Brother-in-law? It made Vincy angry, I don't know what means that little girl used, so that this kid couldn't even find the north.

Until now, Vincy has not figured out what benefits this old liar can get by arresting himself for prostitution? Scammers don't cheat money, so what do they cheat? Trick sex?! Thinking of this, Vincy couldn't help but feel a cold current, rushing straight to his head from his heels!

Now, seeing that this kid had set himself on fire and burned himself to himself, Vincy would certainly not let go of this opportunity, so he tried his best to give the old prostitute a look and make her recognize it.

Of course, the old prostitute would not let it go, but she didn't know what to say, so she had to nod her head incessantly.

Maybe it's a professional habit, a normal 'uh-huh', but a few old prostitutes 'um' came out with all kinds of ecstasy tricks.

The surrounding audience was even more interested, and from time to time erupted in obscene laughter.

"Don't 'uh-huh', don't 'uh-huh'." The little boss saw that the scene was a little out of control, and if he didn't end it quickly, he wouldn't end it well, "I ask you, if yes, just nod; No, just shake your head, do you understand? ”

"Hmm~~"

"Hahahaha" The surrounding audience couldn't help but burst into laughter!

The little leader's face turned green: "Don't make a sound, cover your mouth!" ”

Under the deliberate guidance of the officials, a big hat was firmly buckled on Sima's head.

"Nope! No!! At this time, Sima Ying felt that the development of the situation had reached a terrible point, although he was a pretending host, but he had experienced all kinds of occasions, he still understood the truth of the crowd, he relied on this to make a noise, how he didn't know how to do it, if it continued like this, he would be completely finished, so he shouted loudly: "I protest, you, you are inducing confession!" It's a frame-up!! ”

The corners of the little leader's mouth turned up slightly, and a hint of mockery came out, and then his sonorous voice came: "The eyes of the masses are bright. Here, all the people can testify, the evidence is ironclad, you don't want to deny it! ”

"The masses? The crowd is a fart! Sima Ying showed even more disdain, and said directly: "You tell me, which crowd's eyes are bright, let him light up and let me see!" ”

What are the masses, as Sima who was born to manipulate people's hearts, of course, he knows better in his heart that the masses are a rabble, a group of ants who have no ability to think, how can they put their future on the invisible and untouchable 'eyes of the masses'.

"You are a deflated calf" Someone in the crowd suddenly scolded, and saw a middle-aged 'crowd' separate from everyone and walked out, "This sentence is the first thing you said, Lao Tzu was excited for several days and couldn't sleep!" You, fucking say, the masses are a piece of shit! Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you today! ”

Seeing the chaotic situation, Vincy was overjoyed, and was thinking about whether he should also be 'the masses', it seems that there is no hope for prostitution, if he is regarded as a 'righteous' masses, it is best to take advantage of the chaos to 'arrest' himself, it is too perfect.

When he was about to step up and play the role of a crowd with 'bright eyes', he felt someone tugging at his arm.

When he turned around and saw someone coming, his 'bright eyes' instantly dimmed, who was it? Jin Zhu, Mr. Kim!

Seeing Mr. Kim, Vincy immediately understood that today, his plan was in vain!

Mr. Jin pulled Vinci aside, a little angry, and said, "My ancestor, if you want to prostitute, tell me, you are on the street, howling and chatting about prostitution, which play is it?" ”

Vincy was surprised and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Jin Zhu said, "How do I know? Can I not know? ”

Vincy asked, "You're spying on me?" ”

Jin Zhu didn't refute at all, and said: "Nonsense, such an important person as you, if something happens to me in one step, I won't just be hit on the head by the golden hoop stick!" ”

Saying that, stars appeared in Jin Zhu's eyes, and he continued with a look of admiration: "Hey, I said brother, what do you think, such a wonderful idea has been thought of by you, my brother is so impressed that I am so impressed, if it wasn't for the patriarch's reminder, even I would have been fooled into it by you!" Look at these people, they are all played by you, you are really amazing. ”

"I ......" Wen Xi was speechless for a while, he didn't know what to say, he couldn't say it, the elder brother, the younger brother really just wanted to prostitute himself, and then, he was locked up in a small black room, he just didn't want to meet with the secret envoy of the governor.

Seeing the embarrassment on Vinci's face, Mr. Jin thought that Vincy had seen through his mind, and he was even more proud, "Don't say you don't know these people, look at those old witches, I thought they were old prostitutes, but I didn't expect that the old brother could see their identities at a glance."

"They...... Not an old prostitute? "Vincy is really a little blindsided, these prostitutes were still asking for something from themselves just now, and in a blink of an eye, they are not prostitutes. Not prostitutes, then what are they!

Jin Zhu thought that Vincy was continuing to play stupid, and said, "Test me? Brother, you said that if you want to prostitute, show some sincerity, take prostitution seriously, and find a few decent ones.

Don't say you don't have any money! Besides, who has ever seen such an old prostitute come out to stand on the street, and not one, but a group. Why, they want to rebel!

Also, what is that Sima Zhen, why didn't he frame you for soliciting prostitution? ”

"Why?" Yes, Vincy also has this question in his heart.

Jin Zhu said mysteriously: "I also knew through the inside line that I was reminded by the patriarch, they, them, and them, I don't know how many people there are, they are all spies sent by the other forty-seven families, brother, you are beautiful!" ”

"So much!?" Vincy looked at the bustling crowd and couldn't believe it.

"I don't dare to say all of them, at least some of them. The patriarch said, brother, the money is not enough, squeak. ”

Vincy thought for a moment and asked, "Then why did he frame me for prostitution, but you didn't let me...... This, prostitution! ”

"What other people think, I don't know. Anyway, our patriarch said that you must not be tainted until the new governor takes over. ”

Hearing Jin Zhu say this, Wen Xi finally understood, especially why the guy named Sima Zhen had to frame himself for prostitution. Before his master came, an officialdom storm was formed here, but it just so happened that he was standing in the center of this storm, and Vincy was amused in his heart, so let the storm come more violently.

Vincy suddenly asked, "What is 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin'?" ”

"Why are you asking this?" Obviously, Jin Zhu didn't expect Vincy to ask this question.

Vincy said, "Just ask ...... casually."

Jin Zhu said: "Virtue and art, of course, is a praise for artists with outstanding artistic achievements, and it is a high honor. ”

"Oh, I see!" Vincy looked at the old witches dressed as old prostitutes, no, they weren't old witches, they were supposed to be artists.

There is also a faint sympathy in my heart, perhaps, this is also the price to pay for reputation.