Chapter 0095 - Knocking on the Sandpot (Asking for a Subscription and Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The bandits on the mountain are more benevolent and righteous than the master of the Xu family under the mountain!
This incident really broke the perception of these people.
"yes, aren't you lying to us?"
"I've heard that the bandits in the mountains have big mouths and big fangs, and they often eat people."
Qin Zuoming pointed at him and asked, "Did the master of the Xu family and his dogs tell you this?" ”
"Well, I listened to them."
"Okay, are you poor?" Qin Zuoming pointed at him again and asked.
"Yes."
Hearing the accurate reply, Qin Zuoming pointed to himself and said, "Am I poor?" ”
"Yes." The same answer was received again in the crowd.
"Then are the old man of the Xu family and his dogs rich?"
"Yes."
At this moment, everyone answered in unison.
"Then let me ask you, fellow villagers, do you think the poor will speak for the poor, or will the rich speak for us poor?"
"Of course the poor will speak for the poor!" Aunt Wang didn't hesitate: "Why do the rich speak for us poor?"
On weekdays, they don't look at us at all, and even in their eyes, we are not even as good as pigs and dogs. ”
"Yes, my aunt is right." Qin Zuoming stretched out his thumb to praise Aunt Wang:
"Why do the old man of the Xu family and his doglegs preach that the bandits are that kind of evil people, because they are afraid of the bandits.
As long as I become a bandit, after I go home this time, the old man of the Zhao family who once beat me will be afraid of me!
Because behind me stood Qingfeng Village, there was a group of bandits, he didn't dare to touch me, and now the feng shui is turning, and it is my turn to beat his whip.
We have all become bandits, and the master of the Xu family will also be afraid of you! ”
Many people have light in their eyes, and who doesn't want to turn over and sing?
Even if it's a salted fish, there are dreams!
He saw that the fire was almost over.
"Auntie and big guy." Qin Zuoming arched his hands and said, "I'll salute you."
Don't tell your relatives or neighbors when you go back!
If people go too much and go late, maybe the meat on the mountain will not be enough, and if you want to let go of eating meat, you will have to wait for next year.
Such a good thing, the people on the mountain are secretly looking for their relatives, who will say it?
That is, my aunt asked me, I couldn't help but tell you, my house is still 300 miles away from here,
It's six hundred miles back and forth, and I hope the big guy can keep it a secret for me for half a month.
When my family and relatives and I get to the mountains, you will talk outside, and the boy will not take care of anything.
The main thing is that I want my family to enjoy it once, let go of the mind of eating meat, and I hope everyone can keep it secret for me. ”
"Yes, that's right."
Aunt Wang nodded seriously, this kind of good thing, if you don't care about your own family, how can you do it!
"What if the bandits want your life?" Someone in the crowd muttered quietly.
"Fart." Qin Zuoming was very angry: "Don't insult our Qingfeng Village's bandit king, who have you ever seen eat human flesh?"
He wants your life, and he still feeds you with so much rice and meat?
Do you think your life is worth more than those rice and meat?
Hmph, I won't tell you. ”
Qin Zuo left in a hurry, and then after he walked away, the uncle who was talking in the crowd was secretly happy.
After the uncle finished the music, he said to the people around him:
"Folks, in my opinion, it is necessary to be a bandit as soon as possible!
Besides, we are so close, how can we let the strangers three hundred miles away eat meat first!
"That's it, I'm going to be a bandit too."
There were many people in the crowd who responded, if not for anything else, but to feed the whole family.
Since you can't live here, let's change the way of living.
Aunt Wang said more seriously: "No, if you want to be a bandit, you can go by yourself."
No one can say anything about it, but the young man is honest and honest, so he will tell us this secret. ”
"It's a drop, it's a drop, none of us can say anything about it." And many of the people scattered with different thoughts.
"Everybody's said yes."
"I know, I know."
The undercurrent of Xujiabao is surging, and the poor people are spreading that Qingfeng Village is a peach blossom source, and it is close to the feet.
But it's not yet time, and when it's time to harvest rice, the whole family will have the opportunity to go out.
"Lord Zongqi, if I didn't know your details, I would have believed those words."
Zheng Lu, the little flag officer, was surprised: "You can really deceive people, in my opinion, sooner or later, the three masters will let you deceive you!" ”
"What nonsense is telling the truth." Qin Zuoming wiped the tears that remained in the corners of his eyes: "I am an immersive performance, and I deserve the best actor today."
After all, I am a real person who has suffered from hunger, and I can empathize with them.
As for being bullied by the old man of the Zhao family, I heard it from elsewhere, and I didn't say more than 12 out of 10 of the hardships they described. ”
"Also, if there is chaos today, how can ordinary people live a good life."
Zheng Lu, the little flag official, couldn't stop sighing: "Zhang Xianzhong, the king of Daxi, and his four sons, were all deceived by you.
Lord Zongqi, you are now deceiving these, and the uninformed mountain and wild village husbands are not handy. ”
"I'm not lying to them, I'm guiding them on the right path."
Qin Zuoming patted his chest and said, "Do you really think they are starving in Xujiabao, how long can they survive?"
Sooner or later, it's a death, it's better to be a bandit with me, and there will be hope for the future! ”
"Lord Banner." Zheng Lu, the little flag official, lowered his voice and said, "Don't you forget that your aunt is Mrs. Qin, and your Qin family is loyal and good, how can you rebel against the court as a bandit?"
If this spreads, it will definitely be that Mrs. Qin will catch you, and maybe you will kill your relatives in righteousness.
Let's find a chance to escape! ”
"What to go, I'm a good bandit." Qin Zuoming stopped: "Zheng Lu, let me tell you, to be a bandit is to be the biggest bandit in the world!"
When the time comes, we will change our bodies, nominally accept my aunt's recruitment, and pull out a lot of people behind our backs, and we want the wind to be windy, and we want to be rainy.
At that time, we were still loyal ministers and good generals of the Ming Dynasty, and those people in the court had to call us fathers! ”
"Uh-huh, yes." The little flag officer Zheng Lu nodded slightly:
"Lord Zongqi said that I was a little enthusiastic, but my daughter-in-law and son are still waiting for me at home.
She always doesn't go back, what if she remarries? ”
"Well, what you said is reasonable, if I take the Xu family fort, it is not appropriate to marry another one for you."
Qin Zuoming patted Zheng Lu on the shoulder: "When this time is over, let's go home to visit relatives, reunite your family, and then continue to come back to do our business." ”
"Hey, Lord Zongqi, we men still have to focus on our careers, and we don't rush home."
"No, career and family are the best choice."
"Master Zongqi, my Zheng Lu has no other thoughts, I just want to do a career with you!"
"Okay." Qin Zuoming raised his eyebrows, looked into the distance and smiled.
"By the way, Lord Zongqi, the skin of the girl from Xujiabaozi is really tender and can you pinch out the water?"
"I don't know, you can pinch it then."
"Is it appropriate?" Zheng Lu glanced back with a smile.
"Probably not."
"Lord Zongqi, you always have fun with the small ones."
In the woods, Su Ruonan waited anxiously with a telescope.
Just now she saw a group of people surrounding her, and she was worried.
But Lei Datou persuaded himself not to worry, with Lao Jiu's skills, if he really fought, that is, the two of them partnered to bully more than 50 people.
These farmers are no match for Lao Jiu at all.
That's true, but these people are all around, densely packed, with clairvoyance, and they can't see clearly.
Lei Datou is quite novel to look at the crowd with clairvoyance, if not for anything else, just for fun.
Because he couldn't guess what kind of medicine was sold in Lao Jiu Gourd.
"Eighth child, show me." The one-headed tiger of the five masters is flattering and wants to take a look.
"It's all people, I can't see Lao Jiu."
"I don't look at him."
Lei Datou handed the clairvoyant to the one-headed tiger and pulled out the cigarette pouch pot.
"Hey, hey." The one-headed tiger only felt the novelty, and the people who were so far away seemed to be in front of him.
"The three masters, don't worry, just Lao Jiu's head melon seeds, it's not ordinary fast, only when he deceives people, no one deceives him."
Lei Datou leaned against the trunk of the tree, lit a pot of cigarettes, and only felt happy in his heart.
"Lao Jiu said that he wanted to knock on the sandpot of the fucking Xu family, and he would definitely be able to knock it, otherwise he would be sorry for the promises of so many brothers."
"Yes, yes, yes, the three masters, we all believe in the words of the nine masters."
Hearing the echoing voices of many bandits, Su Ruonan leaned against the trunk of the tree, and her willow eyebrows frowned slightly: "Lao Jiu, he also told me that he killed people and punished him!" ”
"Murder still has to be punished?" Lei Datou glared and said, "Lao Jiu, he's so scary." ”
Su Ruonan glared at Lei Datou: "Old Jiu, why is he terrible?" ”
"Killing people is much more ruthless than knocking on a fucking sandcan." Lei Datou couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hey, Lao Jiu and the two of them escaped." The one-headed tiger shouted.
Su Ruonan took three steps and made two steps, stepped forward to grab the clairvoyant, and took a look.
These two people walked calmly, where is the escape.
If he guessed correctly, Lao Jiu must have a very proud look on his face.
Looks like it's done?
Su Ruonan was looking forward to it, how could he surprise himself?
How can you kill someone?
Su Ruonan didn't want to call Qin Zuoming Lao Jiu and Qiao Liu, because she believed that Qin Zuoming would not call Qiao Liu.
This is a woman's intuition, of course, it is not ruled out that Shao Mingjun calls him Second Brother Qin.
Until now, Su Ruonan was not sure if Lao Jiu was the legendary Qin Zuoming!
But if it's not in the way, she has already sent someone to find Qin Zuoming's wanted warrant.
We'll find out when the wanted warrant comes back.
Su Ruonan felt that even if the wanted warrant was not very similar, there would always be two or three places for imaging.
But in any case, she felt that Lao Jiu was from a big family.
Especially this clairvoyant, next to it is engraved with two small characters of King Shu.
can be presented clairvoyance by the king of Shu in Chengdu, what is Qin Zuoming's family background?
Unless he snatched it from the Shu Palace, but she felt that this was unlikely.
Su Ruonan also knew that a few days ago, the king of Shu wanted to flee Chengdu with a large amount of gold and silver treasures.
As a result, before leaving the city gate, the finances of the car were robbed by the people and soldiers.
The king of Shu did not leave the city and fled back to the palace of the king of Shu.
Maybe Lao Jiu bought it from these rebels.
In addition to these two results, Su Ruonan couldn't think of this unique clairvoyant, where did Lao Jiu get it.
"Show me." Lei Datou took the cigarette stick in his mouth and looked at Qin Zuoming with clairvoyance:
"Hey, brothers, I can't hide the smile on Lao Jiu's face, it seems that it must have an effect, and our daughter-in-law is afraid that she will have a fall."
"Really, fakely."
Many bandits also had smiles on their faces, who doesn't want to live a good life!
A bag of cigarettes.
Qin Zuoming and Zheng Lu entered the forest and joined Su Ruonan and others.
"Lao Jiu, what's wrong?"
"Fortunately, I don't fail in my mission, the fire is almost over, just wait for a fire." Qin Zuoming smiled.
"Lao Jiu, don't play dumb riddles, how long will it take, the brothers are all waiting in line to marry their daughter-in-law."
Lei Datou put away the cigarette pouch and pot, stretched out his hand and said, "I have to marry two!" ”
"What's the hurry, let the bullets fly for a while, let's go back to the cottage." Qin Zuoming took the water bag handed over by Su Ruonan.
can moisten your throat, and your voice is full of emotion, which is equivalent to acting in a drama, which is really tiring.
"You have inquired about the strength of the Xu family fort, how many elite nurses do they have?"
Su Ruonan took the water bag thrown back by Qin Zuoming.
"Nope!"
"Then you just came back with a smile."
Lei Datou also lived in Bengbu, so he really sat in front of the ridge, chatting with the old men and old ladies and talking about the calves, and didn't inquire about any useful news.
"The three masters, no matter how many people he has in Xujiabao, it doesn't matter, he has lost the support of the people, and he can't become a big climate."
Qin Zuoming looked at everyone: "What we have to do now is to go back to the cottage, pay close attention to training, and start harvesting rice in twenty days.
Let's go down the mountain and knock on the fucking Xu family's sandcan! ”
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