Chapter 201: The Self-Taught Cat Girl

Erliang didn't expect the cat sister to refuse so simply, a little embarrassed, no one dared to guarantee that the monkey would not steal peaches, and he did not dare to guarantee that these two goods would not secretly pick fruits.

Although I didn't see my aunt and grandmother, I was a little regretful, but the purpose of bringing these two goods to apologize was completed, and I said a few words to the cat sister, turned around and left.

"Oh, why are you pinching me?" Witt suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm, and looked down to see that it was Mickey holding his arm, pinching desperately. Witt cried out.

I saw Mickey's facial features change rapidly, holding Werther's hand, and constantly giving him a look.

Witt didn't understand what Mickey meant, and he apologized, and the other party didn't pursue his meaning, that is, they were forgiven.

As for being scolded a few words, for the two of them who run away all the year round, it's a fart, and the scolding is even more ruthless.

Werther's call attracted the attention of the cat girl, and seeing that they didn't mean to leave, he unceremoniously ordered the expulsion: "Why don't you two leave, wait for the New Year." ”

Witt licked his face and approached Lilia: "Little cat girl..."

Lilia said coldly, "The cat sister is also called by you?" ”

Although Lilia looks at the face of the two taels, she doesn't care about them, and she won't give them a good look.

Seeing that the cat's face was ugly, Witt hurriedly changed her words and shouted, "Auntie..."

Lilia was angry and exclaimed, "Am I that old! Call me Auntie, why don't you call me 'Mom'."

What Lilia didn't expect was that Witt really spoke: "... Mom...."

"Stupid, huh?"

"Yes, yes, I'm just a fool, you know that? Hehehe."

Lilia was stunned, looking at these two living treasures dumbfounded, how could she know the allusion of 'stupid', and thought that he was deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid.

The cat girl suddenly showed a weird smile and said, "Werther, right, you said you want to stay and find some work?" ”

Witt didn't expect that all of a sudden, the peak turned around, and he was overjoyed: "Yes, yes"

Lilia said, "You can stay if you want, and now I'll tell you that you have two choices." ”

Seeing the cat's sudden smile, Mickey had a bad premonition, and hurriedly took Werther's hand and whispered to Werther, "Honey, how do I think she has bad intentions." ”

How could Witt give up this good thing that fell from the sky, and hurriedly comforted her and said: "My dear, don't worry about it, you must have heard me call 'Mom', she is embarrassed, it is not easy to be a mother, you say yes." ”

Mickey still said: "I don't think she's embarrassed, it's like ...... Bad... Honey, let's go."

Witt patted Mickey's hand and said confidently, "She's not going to let us pick up dung." ”

"Have you discussed it?" Seeing the two of them chattering, Lilia became a little impatient.

Witt accompanied the smiling face and said: "It's discussed, it's discussed, everything is up to my mother, we will do whatever my mother tells us to do, and we will not be picky." ”

"You guys?" Lilia's face turned green, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, okay, I can do whatever I want you to do?" ”

Witt replied, "Yes, yes, no repentance." ”

Lilia said, "Well, listen up:

1. The manure worker is responsible for watering the manure, and there will be a special person to check it every day, with a salary of 18 yuan and a subsidy of 2 yuan.

Second, the dung digger is responsible for all the toilets in the base, and there will be a special person to check it every day, with a salary of 25 yuan and a subsidy of 3 yuan.

Pretty much the two jobs and what you need to do are all over the place, it's up to you, Witt. “

After Lilia finished speaking, she looked at Werther, who called himself a 'fool', with a smile, waiting for him to make a decision, but there was actually other work. Whoever told you to offend the old lady and want to stay, just be with feces and pee.

Do you want to do it, don't want to do it? Hehe, that's not my concern.

The salary of twenty-five yuan, Lilia is not harsh, and to be honest, it is also on the high side, because no one wants to do this job. But Werther made Lilia very unhappy, so as soon as the word 'mom' came out, in the name of her mother, Lilia made a choice for Werther.

"Twenty-eight?" The first thing Witt noticed was that the difference in wages between the two jobs, although I don't know how many 'fools' there are 'one piece' here, his choice is of course the one with the higher salary.

Miki slapped Werther who fell into the eye of money with her fist: "What twenty-eight yuan, she asked us to dig out the dung!" ”

"Big dung digger?! I don't do it! Before Witt could say anything, Mickey quit.

Lilia sneered: "Think about it, no one forces you, you don't do it, some people want to do it." ”

After listening to Lilia's words, Witt was dumbfounded, if he didn't hear it wrong, wasn't he humiliating him?

Thinking of this, Werther's eyes turned red, his hands automatically clenched into fists, and his forehead was bruised, and he wanted to turn around and leave directly.

But when he remembered it, he and Mickey had nowhere to stay, and still didn't turn to leave.

He endures!

Lilia was so frightened by Witt's appearance that she almost screamed for help, but Witt just stood there with no intention of hitting him, which made Lilia breathe a sigh of relief.

Stabilized her mind for a moment lilia didn t urge she waited for werther to choose he wasn t afraid that werther was standing here anyway she had a lot of time.

As the minutes passed, Werther's fist-clenched hand loosened, and his voice was hoarse: "Director, I choose to be a dung digger." "Witt decided not to shout 'Mom', I have never seen such a pit on my son's mother. Let me call Mom? Dream on!

After speaking, Werther's whole person seemed to be hollowed out, looking like a dead fish.

The choice of a manure digger is the result of Witt's deliberate thinking, not to mention the working environment, there is no comparison between a manure waterer and a manure digger in terms of wages alone.

Now, under the fence, although I haven't seen what the money here looks like, it's all 'big dung' anyway, why don't you pick a valuable one.

Lilia looked at Werther in surprise, and once again confirmed in a loud voice: "Mr. Werther, are you making a good decision?" ”

Lilia said that she didn't understand that Werther, with her little lover, would choose to be a dung digger.

Witt looked like he was loveless, but he still opened his mouth and replied hoarsely: "Yes, I'm ready, just this manure digger." ”

Lilia said to Werther, "You two, come with me." ”

After that, Werther followed Lilia to get the tools, a large dung cart in the shape of a barrel

Witte then went to his new place of work to --- latrines.

There didn't seem to be that familiar and unfamiliar sour smell in the air, on the contrary, there was even a hint of fresh fragrance, if it wasn't for Lilia leading the way, Werther wondered if he was in the wrong place, and stood there for a while not knowing what to do.

The little cat girl who was in charge of supervision behind her was not happy, and shouted loudly from afar: "Mr. dung digger, it's work time." Hurry up and get to work, or I'll have to write you down in a little notebook. You have to deduct money. ”

"Got it." Witt responded, then picked up a scarf to cover his mouth and nose and began to pick up dung with a tool, not to mention, Werther picked up dung very quickly, and it really didn't have such a strong body as Bai Chang.

Werther also slowly turned from resistance at the beginning into a habit, and the speed of adaptation was ridiculously fast, seeing Lilia as an overseer, stunned, and muttered: "Talent, why did such a talent take so long to arrange to dig out dung, it's really a pity." ”

"Look, dear, this is their money" After Lilia left, Witt happily came to Mickey's side, dangling a bag in his hand and making a rattling sound.

"You stay away from me" Mickey covered her nose and said angrily, "It stinks to death, it's all dung, and I'm so happy." ”

"Does it stink" Werther raised his arm and sniffed it carefully: "Doesn't it stink?" ”

"Dig out the manure and still don't smell? Werther, let's quit, okay? It's a big deal, let's go back, even if we are beaten, it's better than digging out dung. As he spoke, tears welled up in his eyes.

"What do you say," said Werther, "that's fifty gold coins." I've seen this job, you don't have to do anything, I'll do it for you. If I work alone, I can get two people's salaries, where can I find this good thing, or our 'mother' loves me! I've asked, aren't you willing to eat peaches, you can buy them with this thing, you can eat as much as you want...... Also, let's go, take you to our home. With that, he picked up Mickey and left.

"Stay away from me" Mickey shook off Werther's hand, still feeling that Werther smelled.

Not to mention that Witt took Mickey to see their new home.

After Lilia returned to her residence, Liu Ni also returned a short time later.

Lilia noticed that the moment Liu Ni closed the door behind her, her whole person seemed to suddenly lose her spirit, languished, and even walked a little hard, as if she was about to fall down at any time.

"Senior Sister" Lilia stepped forward quickly and helped the crumbling Liu Ni, her eyes full of regret.

This has happened before, but it has become more frequent recently. When I asked her, she didn't say anything, but sternly warned herself not to divulge half a word about her situation to outsiders.

"Help me" Liu Ni barely squeezed out a smile, and the whole person leaned on Lilia's body, very prostration, as if she didn't even have the strength to speak.

"You help me to sit over there for a while," the pale Liu Ni motioned to Lilia to help her to a pavilion in the middle of the courtyard.

When Liu Ni sat down in the pavilion, seeing Liu Ni's tired face, Lilia shook her head secretly, didn't say anything, and went into the house.

In the sky, the artificial sun has turned west, and it is close to dusk time. Liu Ni knew that in half an hour, it would be time for the wind to rise, and she couldn't hear enough of the rustling sound made by the wind blowing through the treetops.

In the air, there is a hint of fireworks, mixed with the aroma of various dishes, mixed into a special taste.

Liu Ni knew that it was Lilia cooking over the fire. Speaking of funny, she is the only place in the entire base where you can cook on the fire, not that Liu Ni did anything special, but when Gan Ni Du was there, this was the habit here, and after Liu Ni took over, she also retained the original habit; used to do it herself, but now, with the joining of the cat sister, she is much easier, but the habit is still that habit.

Except for a few appliances to preserve food, it's almost entirely rural.

In the evening sky, as Aunt Liu Ling --- Liu Ni said in her heart, she has always regarded Liu Ling as her aunt, not her aunt--- "Words are actually the most useless thing in the world, and I can't write this ethereal scene", no, maybe my imagination is not rich enough, perhaps, my writing is not good enough.

I don't know when it started, Liu Ni fell in love with Dusk.

During this period, Lilia also came out twice, once to bring tea to Liu Ni, and once to bring her a fruit bowl and some small pastries.

Seeing Liu Ni stunned as she watched the sun set, she didn't bother her.

Although the cat sister is also old, her hands and feet are still very sharp, and after a while, they are neatly placed on the stone table, and when Liu Ni looks at it, she almost drops her jaw: in such a short period of time, being able to make dishes on this table has already shocked Liu Ni, okay, the table is full of large and small, jars and jars, all of which are soup!

"It's... This..."Liu Ni pointed to a table of soups, none of which could be named, there were clear water soup, white water soup, yellow water soup, green water soup... Anyway, all kinds of colors, it's good-looking.

"How about it, this is the 'Super Invincible Ten Perfect Tonic Soup' that I researched with reference to the ancient recipe of your home planet, dangdangdang....Now, listen to Miss Ben's grand introduction:

This is papaya carp soup, ginseng yam pork kidney pot, lily chicken yellow soup, angelica ginger mutton pot, dry wheat jujube soup, ginkgo radish porridge, steamed ginseng chicken ......"

Hearing the back, when Lilia pointed to a can of white flower soup and made an introduction, Liu Ni was shocked, interrupted her introduction, and said in a trembling voice: "Wait, wait, I can basically understand your soup and that pot." What is this white tiger soup of yours, you won't put ... Master Jones's precious tiger, peel the skin and cramp it, and make it into soup. ”

In Jones's zoo, there is a white tiger, which is the only white tiger that has appeared after seventy or eighty years of artificial breeding. Jones regarded it as a treasure, and if it weren't for the fact that there was still a little awe of the tiger, Jones would have hugged it and lived together.

If Jones knew that her baby would become a jar of soup, she would not be angry. "This white tiger soup, the origin is big" Lilia saw Liu Ni's soup focusing on white flowers, she was very proud, and explained: "One pound of gypsum, six taels of Zhimu, two taels of licorice, and six taels of japonica rice."

Take a bucket of water, boil rice and cook soup, remove the trickle, serve one liter warmly, and serve three times a day. ”

"Oh, it's gypsum soup" Hearing this, Liu Ni finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was not white tiger soup.

However, as soon as this breath was exhaled, before he could suck it back, he almost dropped his eyeballs on the ground, and quickly rubbed his eyes with his hands, looking directly at the jar, in disbelief: "You use gypsum to make soup?" Give me a drink?! ”

"Yes, this is an ancient recipe, the main cure...... What is the indication? Wait a minute, I've copied it all, I'll get it for you. After saying that, he ran into the inner room like a gust of wind, and then ran back like a whirlwind, holding a piece of paper, and said, "Found it, found it, here it is." Listen: Yang Ming Qi is hot and strong, the symptoms are strong and hot, the face is red, polydipsis and drinking, sweating and bad heat, and the pulse is strong or slippery. ”

Although Lilia pronounced this sentence word by word in Chinese, it can be said that every word is correct and round, but in Liu Ni's ears, it was like eight hundred flies 'buzzing' in her head, and she didn't understand a word: "What does it mean?" ”

Lilia had no choice but to answer truthfully: "I don't know..."

"Don't know?!" Liu Ni almost laughed angrily, she is a medical student, although she is not very proficient, but she still has some common sense, she drinks a stomach of gypsum water, what kind of medicinal diet is this, isn't this fatal: "If you don't know, you dare to give me a drink?" ”

"However, I know what 'pulse is big' means, just like you, you can't breathe, and your heart is racing." As soon as she finished speaking, Lilia immediately added, "I tried, but it wasn't poisonous." ”

Seeing the soup on this table, except for a few fatal, the others are quite decent, whether there is a medicinal effect or not, it is still no problem when it is food.

"Let's go get some bars." A table of dishes, except for no wine, this Lilia has followed her for decades, and she has long been like a sister, knowing that this is the little cat sister who is worried about her physical condition, and she is a little sick and rushes to the doctor, and she knows her own situation, and she is not to blame.

Knowing her preferences, in addition to eating fish, she doesn't have enough to eat, but she likes to drink, not only a greedy cat, but also a drunk cat.

"Senior sister, don't drink the wine." Lilia looked at Liu Ni's body, swallowed her saliva, and shook her head.

Liu Ni's physical state has recovered a lot, and her spirit is not as sluggish as just now, and she smiled at Lilia and said, "It's okay, I'm just tired, I'm much better now, drink some wine, you can relieve your fatigue." ”

Lilia seemed to remember something, and said to Liu Ni, "By the way, senior sister, I can give you a pulse." ”

"Take the pulse? When did you learn to take your pulse? ”

"Hehe, senior sister, you don't understand this. This mysterious medical method is not only available to you on Earth, but also on our home planet! What you pay attention to is the mutual growth and restraint of the five elements, and what we pay attention to is the thirteen-way hedging and killing. I've compared, and it's pretty much the same.

In our ancient method, we also pay attention to 'looking, smelling, asking, and cutting', and 'cutting' is to cut the pulse. The five elements are mutually reinforcing and mutually reinforcing, and it seems to make sense to say it, but it is not rigorous, what lungs belong to gold, liver belongs to wood, heart belongs to fire, spleen belongs to earth, and kidneys belong to water.

No one has ever explained why the lungs belong to gold, the liver to wood, the heart to fire, the spleen to earth, and the kidneys to water. If it is wrong, and the lungs are not gold, but earth, or water, will not they all be wrong? ”

"What do you think lungs should be?"

"Hmm~ I think, you see, the breath we exhale can corrode metal, gram gold, it should belong to fire, fire gram gold."