Chapter 209: Crazy Captcha (I)
"Hey, hey, senior sister" Seeing Liu Ni frowning, Bruce was a little embarrassed, they had been to the senior sister's office, it was well-behaved, clean, and everything was placed in an orderly manner.
And what about myself here, not to mention now, even usually, it is also messy, lying down, lying on the stomach, it is even more everywhere, and even more, some people still move the bed, lie on the bed, hold a huge puppet, and tap the keyboard.
A few juniors invited Liu Ni to join the hot pot, which startled several of their elders and quickly glared at them.
But a few juniors pretended not to see it, some shouted to add dishes and chopsticks, and some were looking for stools, and they were full of enthusiasm.
I'm sorry for a few uncles, my aunt and the old man are going to our one, our share of the money is expected to be free, how difficult it is to earn money, you can save one and count one, you don't know how hard to earn money if you don't know it.
"What? A few of you don't welcome me in a sitting? After Liu Ni greeted several teachers and nephews, she was a little unhappy when she saw Liu Han and Bruce's lukewarm expressions.
Of course, she knows the reason, but she can't help it, she even has a crippled leg in Goode, but it has left them a psychological shadow.
He really shouldn't be called Goode, he has a fart virtue; It should be called an antique, a stubborn old antique.
"Welcome, of course welcome" How dare you not welcome the senior sister, a few mouths said welcome, but there was no expression of welcome at all, but I really didn't dare to welcome you, Bruce and Liu Han subconsciously looked around.
Seeing Bruce's awkward expressions, Liu Ni felt so comfortable, that's right, why am I awkward alone, let's be awkward together.
"How's it going, are you eating well? I'm happy today, my aunt, I'm in for a treat, and everyone can eat as much as you like. Call a takeaway, what's delicious, just go on! ”
"Thank you, auntie, we're welcome." These juniors are so happy, how dare we make up that little bit of mess up. Now, not only is the money free, but there is also a surprise draw.
The senior sister is in a very good state, and she frequently exchanges cups with the little nephews, and the little nephews are also very happy, and the opportunity to let go of the belly is hard to come by, and the days of part-time work are not said to be there.
They like game currency, and what they like more than they are their juniors, who earn money, not for belly, but for online games, and those little ones almost do all the odd jobs in the zoo and the botanical garden.
Besides, after all, they have already worked, and they are embarrassed to steal the jobs of their juniors. Their current game currency, that is, money, is basically exchanged for giving up some benefits, such as not eating or eating less fresh vegetables and fresh meat allocated to them, exchanging their own quota for game currency, and then using game currency to exchange for vegetables and meat that should have been at home at Jones's shop.
According to Liu Erliang's words, you are just tossing around, think about it, it's really like this, exchange one pound for two taels, and one by one you are tired of it, happy as if something, one by one.
"Cheap!" This is the most incisive evaluation of the two students.
It didn't take long for the delivery guy to have their orders delivered. Looking at beef, mutton, ostrich meat, all kinds of meat spread over half of the table, and the other half was also covered with all kinds of colorful and colorful vegetables, the little friends were so excited that their faces were flushed, and the old partners were also silent one by one, shaking off their cheeks and munching. Their quota is reluctant to exchange for game currency, and then come here to spend, the whole family.
"Liu Erliang is really unlucky." A little friend couldn't help but feel sorry for Liu Erliang, who had just gone out.
"Anyone else hasn't come? Hurry up and call him, aunt, I have a treat today" Liu Ni is very generous, since she invited a table, she can't miss one.
"He just left and drank too much"
"Oh, forget it. It seems that you are all from the technical group, what's the matter, there is a happy event. "I asked, if you can't come, it's not my problem. These principles of living in the world, but when my grandmother personally taught them, either please them all, or none of them, otherwise, there will be hidden dangers in the future. This is especially true for those whose IQ is higher than their emotional intelligence.
"It's not a happy thing, it's just that things are going well today, everyone is happy to discuss it, and get some money for a drink" This junior is one of the people who dealt with Jones's dead fish with Liu Ni at the fish pond, and he is more familiar with Liu Ni.
"Is that so, are you busy right now?" Liu Ni took a sip of wine and asked casually.
"It's not too busy, Aunt Master, do you have something to do?" This person was not idle with his mouth and hands, but when he heard Liu Ni ask if they were busy, he immediately put his hands down and put down his chopsticks; The mouth was also idle, and he swallowed the food in his mouth: Aunt Shi has something to ask us? That's great!
"It's a little bit of a small thing, just look at how busy you guys are." Liu Ni came this time, the main thing is to inquire about the detector, seeing that everyone is so happy, it is not good to spoil everyone's interest, the monkeys' business, after all, is not a big deal, it doesn't matter if it's early or late.
"Don't mind, auntie. No matter how small your old man's affairs are, they are still big things. Say, whatever is it, we will definitely help you do it. "You can't let the money you get fly away, the cooked duck can fly away, and the game currency you get can not fly, this villain hurry up to show his loyalty.
"Hey, I said what's the matter with you? I called you for help, and you said you didn't have time, so why do you have time now. Liu Han, who couldn't take his eyes off the side, didn't hear anything outside the window, and only cared about whether the delicacies in the pot were cooked or not, he couldn't see it, they were all uncle-level elders, why was the gap so big.
"I don't have time right now." The villain waved his hand, but he didn't want Liu Han to disturb himself at such a critical time, didn't he see that I was busy? Do I see I'm raising money for our next dinner?
"Don't have time for you to help your aunt work?" Liu Han felt a little ignored, and his face was helpless.
"My time is to help my aunt work, so I don't have time. Yes, auntie. The villain hurriedly put his hand under the table, waved it to Liu Han, asked him not to interject, and offered his courtesy to Liu Ni with a small mouth.
Who is this aunt? Rich man, whether you can eat and drink spicy food next time depends on today.
"I heard that you cracked that detector, so I'll come over and see if it can still be used." How could Liu Ni not know his tricks, and it was one of her few pleasures to fight with these juniors.
"So?" can't go out in person, the villain is a little lost.
"I'm not in a hurry, you guys are in a hurry." Liu Ni thought that her work was a bit heavy, which affected their normal work, so she hurriedly added.
"We can't do this, we have to find the stuffy donkey."
"Who's the stuffy donkey?" It's the first time I've heard of this name, so I don't have to think about it, it must be a nickname.
"It's that Liu Erliang. He just left and I called him back."
"Then forget it, let's find him another day." Liu Ni waved her hand, put the chopsticks into the pot again, and said while picking up the vegetables. Liu Erliang, she knows.
"Don't mind, auntie, it's an honor for our technical team to be able to serve you." The villain hurriedly signaled to the other senior brother and asked them to quickly contact Liu Erliang and ask him to come back quickly, while continuing to fart.
"Why didn't he finish eating and left?"
"Said a lot of inexplicable things and left."
"Oh? Say something inexplicable? Liu Ni's interest was raised, these villains were much stronger than their generation, and their generation was more or less influenced by the local area at that time, and their skills and knowledge were basically on their own.
This generation is completely different, they not only have a perfect environment, but the key thing is that they have a guide, that is, teachers. If you don't understand something, in addition to checking the computer, you can ask the teacher for advice.
Under such an education, there are still people who will say inexplicable things, which are absolutely inexplicable words.
"As soon as he came, he asked us, 1+1=2, why was it wrong. How can 1+1=2 be wrong! Seeing that the matter had been completed, the villain's spirit also relaxed, and he told his aunt Liu Ni what had just happened.
"Oh?" Liu Ni stopped her hand and looked at him strangely, "There is such a strange thing?" ”
"We say, 1+1=2 is definitely right!"
"What did he say?"
"I didn't say anything, I left."
"Leave without saying anything"
"Well, as if he knew our answer, he felt very lost."
"Hehe" Liu Ni chuckled: "It's really a little inexplicable." Wait for him to come over and ask him properly. ”
"How many of you" Liu Ni watched Liu Han and Bruce chew on their heads, each of them holding a jar of wine, no one squeaked, eating and drinking with their heads bored, thinking it was too fun.
Among her peers, Liu Ni, as a senior sister, is not as popular as the younger generation, except for official business, when she usually comes into contact, she rarely talks off topic.
Mainly because of Liu Ni's special identity, this special identity is not because she is the senior sister, but because in the past two hundred years, everyone has known some truths about the situation of the senior sister in a daze.
This situation, although everyone sympathizes, but also helpless, no one can come up with any good solution, in front of the senior sister, they are very careful about the words, for fear that the sentence is inappropriate, causing the unhappiness of the senior sister, over time, naturally stay away from the senior sister.
Even those widowed juniors, if anyone thinks about the senior sister, they will be warned by other juniors and disciples.
"Have you forgotten that there is also my senior sister" Liu Ni looked at Liu Han, Bruce and other junior disciples, and said in a relaxed tone: "Why did you see me, it's like seeing a plague god." ”
"Huh? No, no, absolutely nothing, how could it be. Liu Han hurriedly explained. Sympathy is sympathy, admiration is admiration, it's not good to let the senior sister have a misunderstanding, in the eyes of these junior brothers and sisters, they still like their cheerful and hot-tempered senior sister very much.
Especially when I was a child, I didn't have a father or a mother, even those who had a father and a mother, when my father and mother were not around, I didn't get much help from this senior sister.
The senior sister looked at Bruce, Liu Han and the others who were stunned there and smiled. I have to say that the way the senior sister laughs is still the same as before, really charming.
I don't know why, when Liu Ni saw these junior brothers and sisters, she often couldn't help but think of all kinds of things in the past, especially the Gu De who often followed her to play cute and cheap, even if he was crippled by himself, eighty or ninety years later, this figure is not only not blurred, but clearer.
Liu Ni tilted her neck, and when she saw Liu Han and the others looking uncomfortable, she wanted to tease these little juniors, so she turned her eyes to Bruce: "What did you say?" ”
"What! Senior Sister ......" Bruce saw Senior Sister's gaze on him, but he didn't say a word just now.
Seeing that the senior sister was in a good mood today, she teased: "Oh, I mean: the senior sister has beautiful hair and long hair, and she is born to be the boss lady." ”
"Hehe, it's still the same poor mouth as before" Liu Ni also smiled and said, "Don't you invite me to a drink?" ”
Liu Han interjected: "Hey! Senior sister, you don't know, this kid has long quit drinking. ”
Liu Ni smiled: "Oh, I thought you were going to invite me to a drink." Have you quit drinking? This does not bode well. ”
Bruce's face turned red and he said embarrassedly, "Senior sister...... You, don't ask......"
At this time, another junior brother gave Liu Ni a look and said mysteriously: "Hey, senior sister, you don't know..."
Before the junior brother could finish speaking, he heard Bruce say loudly, "Antonio! If you dare to say it, I'll break it off with you! ”
Seeing that Bruce was really angry, this junior brother named Antonio had no choice but to say: "Okay, hehe, don't say it, I won't say it!" Hey..."
Liu Ni looked at several juniors and disciples in confusion, and they all couldn't help laughing, and their faces turned red: "What kind of dumb riddle are you playing?" ”
Only Bruce looked at Liu Ni with pleading eyes, and said pitifully, "Senior sister, please, don't ask." ”
As long as Liu Ni gave up asking, she said: "Okay, okay, don't ask, don't ask, it's mysterious, it must be something lacking in morality, and I don't know it rarely." ”
The villain Jing Yifan saw that the atmosphere had eased significantly, and he was also very happy, they had also heard some about the affairs of Master Nizi and Master Gude, but their thoughts of the younger generations were obviously different from their elders, and there were not too many taboos, whether one was willing to marry or not, and whether the other could marry or not, in their eyes, it was completely a personal matter, and no one could care about it except for their biological parents. For Uncle Goode's persistence, they only expressed their admiration.
"Master, Erliang is here" The villain saw his two companions and Liu Erliang walking in, and hurriedly told Liu Ni: "If you have any requirements to tell him, we will also give you detailed references, and promise to make you a game that satisfies you." ”
When Erliang came in, although his face was still a little flushed, his drunkenness had disappeared. This is also the reason why he can drink, his body seems to be different from others, and he wakes up very quickly, and many times, he wakes up before he is drunk.
"Grandma, are you looking for me?" Liu Erliang, who had recovered Mu Ne, stood beside Liu Ni in a proper manner.
Liu Ni turned sideways and looked at Liu Erliang. He knows this Liu Erliang, of course, she also knows other juniors, there are only a few people in the whole base, Liu Ni also often teaches these juniors, some of them may not have the right name, but people still know each other.
"I heard you're drunk?"
"It's okay, I'll be fine when I'm drunk for a while."
"Are you drunk?"
"Hmm"
"So powerful? Who would dare to drink with you? ”
"Hehe, they don't dare to drink with me, I rarely drink."
"Listen to them, you just said something inexplicable, what did you say?" Niko was very interested in saying that he had said something inexplicable, and wanted to know what the little brewmaster had said, or what he was drinking.
"I didn't say anything inexplicable" Liu Erliang also felt inexplicable, when did I say something inexplicable?
"Why didn't you say that? You're not asking us, what is 2 plus 2? We say, 2 plus 2 equals 4. The villain hurriedly explained, not explaining, as if he was spreading rumors, and it was not good to leave the impression of rumors on Grandma Caishen.
"yes, of course I know how much 2 plus 2 is."
"Then you still ask? You know and come to ask us, on purpose, right? "This clever ghost is a little blindfolded, and he has drunk too much? Or is this dude playing tongue twisters with us?
"I, I'm asking, 2 plus 2 equals 4, why is it wrong!" Liu Erliang explained very seriously, but he didn't expect that the more he explained, the more confused others became.
"You haven't drunk yet, and you're drunk again?" That's the only explanation, otherwise, why would I be more and more incomprehensible? Is it really that hard to talk to smart people? Why do you feel that you can't even understand people's words, and you have become stupid?
"I haven't drunk it yet, how can I get drunk?" Liu Erliang was also anxious, and wondered if he had drunk too much, which affected his language ability, and he must drink less in the future, don't wait for one day, he won't even be able to speak, bah, he won't even speak.
"Slow, slow, you're saying, 2 plus 2 equals 4, that's the correct answer, but, under what circumstances, it's wrong, right?" After all, Nizi is engaged in education, and she kind of understands the meaning of Erliang.
Erliang then said, "Well, that's it, why is the correct answer wrong?" ”
"The right answer is wrong?! So, is the wrong answer correct? That's impossible! It's simply impossible!! This time, it wasn't anyone else who jumped up and yelled, but Bruce! I saw that his face was flushed, but he seemed to be drunk, waving his arms and shouting at the two or two.
He felt that there seemed to be a problem with the education of the base, and he would definitely put this issue on the agenda at the next meeting of the 100-member group.
"I, I didn't say that 2 plus 2 equals 4, yes, it's wrong, I just want to know, why 2 plus 2 equals 4, yes, it's wrong......" Erliang muttered.
It's okay that Erliang didn't explain, listening to Erliang's explanation, everyone went crazy, almost everyone couldn't help but pick up the wine bottle or wine bowl in front of them, and repeatedly confirmed whether they had drunk too much or drunk, and that Bruce even snatched Liu Han's cup, and poured the residual wine in the cup into his mouth, forgetting that he had quit drinking.
He just wanted to know if it was drinking that made people drunk, or if he was going to drink because he was already drunk.