Chapter 212: The Battle of the Big Dung Spoon (Part II)
"Get up, the road is all on your own, whether it's good or bad, it's up to others," Liu Ni said, standing up, walking to the porthole and looking out.
Perhaps having crossed the war zone, the flash of the explosion point was out of sight, unfolding in front of the endless blue ocean.
Ocean, sea! This picture still has some faint memories in Liu Ni's mind, and I can't help but be stupid.
"Girl, how is it, is it familiar?" Jones didn't know when he woke up, but at this time he was standing beside Liu Ni, and saw that Liu Ni was looking out of his mind and slowly spoke.
Nizi said, "Auntie, are you awake?" ”
Jones said, "Well, when you're old and often sleepy, it's good to doze off." It's a really good place, with green mountains and green waters, and it's too similar to my hometown. ”
Liu Ni also said: "Well, it would be nice if they didn't fight, I really want to go shopping." Before he finished speaking, he exclaimed in surprise: "Huh? Ancestor, sober? ”
Jones patted Liu Ni in disgust and said, "Dead girl, people are old, shouldn't you be a little confused?" ”
"I think you're pretending to be confused." Liu Ni was even more surprised, how could a confused person know that he was confused.
"Shh~~ Be quiet, don't let them find out, but don't let your master know, otherwise, how can he be so obedient and obedient?" As he spoke, it was like an old fox catching a big fat hen, and his eyes shone with the cunning gaze of a successful scheme.
"Hee-hee, auntie, you pretend to be too similar, even I was fooled by you."
"Alas," Jones sighed softly, "and it's good to be young, and go wherever you want." I'm old, I'm useless, and I don't know when I'm going to die. But I have to walk around while I can still move, and if I die in bed, I will really die. ”
Liu Ni felt bad and said, "Ancestor, how do I think you are going to do bad things." ”
Jones smiled mysteriously: "Dead girl, what do you mean to do bad things, isn't there a war going on there, let's go and have fun." ”
"Ancestor, don't scare me! People are playing happily, ping-pong, let's not make trouble for others, besides, bullets don't have eyes! Liu Ni was really frightened by Jones's words, but she didn't expect that this old ancestor would actually want to join in the fun on the battlefield.
"What are you afraid of," she said, looking at Nizi, "you know, I'm a fanatic believer in science. ”
"Oh...... Well, really? Ms. Liu said Jones's kind and bizarre attitude was starting to make her feel a little uneasy.
"Yes, yes." Jones said, and then shut his mouth.
Liu Ni was puzzled, why did Jones, who was still babbling non-stop just now, suddenly become dumb, and when she saw Master Liu Chang appear, she realized that this old guy's ears or eyes are actually more sensitive and easy to use than her own.
Jones saw Liu Chang and said, "Dinner again?" Eat, eat. ”
"Eat?" Liu Chang was speechless, why do you want to eat when you see me, am I just like a dish? "Didn't you just finish eating?"
Jones said, "I'm done eating? ”
Liu Chang said in an affirmative tone: "Yes, auntie, you just finished eating." ”
Jones was upset and said angrily: "Nonsense, when have I eaten, you won't starve me." ”
Liu Chang thought that his aunt was confused and sick again, so he had to say, "Okay, good, eat and eat, I'll eat with you." ”
As soon as I walked to the table and sat down, I heard Jones say, "Huh? Why do you eat again, you only know how to eat in a day, haven't you just finished eating? ”
Liu Chang looked at Nizi suspiciously, not understanding what Jones meant,
Isn't it that you want to eat, how did it become that I want to eat?
And Nizi covered her mouth with her hand, knowing that this was Jones pretending to be crazy and stupid again, but she couldn't tell it, so she had to try to hold back her laughter.
Jones said to Liu Chang: "After eating, why don't you leave?" ”
"I ......" Liu Chang scratched his head, and let people not eat, no, why did he just think about eating, "Ah, by the way," Liu Chang seemed to remember the purpose of his visit, and said, "Let's go to the sea, let's go, aunt, let's look at the sea." ”
"Look at the sea? What is there to see about the sea, there is water everywhere, I want to go shopping. ”
"Good, good, shopping, shopping." Liu Chang stepped forward to hold Jones's hand, and followed Jones's words before he remembered a serious question: "What did you say?" Are you going shopping? ”
After thinking about it, I was afraid that the old lady would be angry, so I quickly put on a smiling face and said to Jones: "Ancestor, only those firewood girls go shopping, how can a golden beam like my aunt go shopping, only the sea is worthy of my aunt's broad mind, let's go to see the sea." ”
Jones said, "I'm a firewood girl, and I'm going shopping." ”
Liu Chang said: "Ancestor, my ancestor, people are fighting there, and they are all closed." When they're done fighting, we'll go shopping again, okay?
Let's go see the sea first, there are a lot of fish, don't you like animals the most, let's catch fish, catch big fish. ”
"Catch fish, no," Jones shook his head like a windmill, "I don't want to catch fish, I want to sell fish." I have a lot of money, and if I don't spend it, I won't have time to spend it, and people say that when people die, the money is not spent, which is the most painful thing in the world. ”
Liu Chang glared, and a cold light in his eyes swept over several people around him: "Who said that?" Who is so lacking in virtue?! ”
As the first generation of owners of the base, Jones and the others know what money is, not to mention that money is dung, dung is worth more than money in their eyes, and it is impossible to say anything like 'people are dead, money is not spent', Liu Chang knows that this must be someone behind his back to bewitch Jones.
Jones hurriedly said: "I don't care, you tell them to stop fighting first, open the door first, and when I'm done shopping, they will fight again." ”
Liu Chang said helplessly: "Auntie, you are my ancestor, my ancestor, people won't listen to me when they fight, I won't let people fight if they don't fight." It costs a lot of money to fight, and people spend so much money that it is a pity to say that if you don't fight, you won't fight. ”
Jones said, "San'er, aunt begs you." ”
"Aunt?!" Although Liu Chang didn't know why Jones had to interfere by himself, he had to compromise, "Okay, okay, my aunt wants to go shopping, which can be regarded as an excuse."
Hearing Liu Chang's words, Lilia's eyes flashed with surprise, and Miqi shook her shoulders.
Huge flying machines stopped in the air, covering half of the sky, forming a huge deterrent. Of course, this is not Liu Chang's mothership, but just Liu Chang's car. The mothership stays at the Earth-Sun equilibrium point, two million miles away from the 'Eggshell Star'.
The sudden arrival of the aircraft caused the entire planet to fall into a huge panic, especially the warring parties, who stopped the war, because they did not have any warning beforehand, which means that their early warning system was either breached or failed.
The Presidential Palace is one of the few buildings on the ground that is mainly inhabited by rulers, as the original inhabitants of the planet, all living underground.
Mickey was specially appointed as an envoy and arrived at the presidential palace in a small landing craft.
When the landing ship on which Mickey was riding appeared in the square, there were always some brave people around the square, gradually emerging from the invisible place and slowly gathering together.
Seeing Mickey walking down accompanied by four armed machines, it caused a lot of commotion, and they never expected that it was their kind who came down.
"Order: From now on, you don't fight, I'm going shopping, all commercial streets will resume normal business, and I'll be slippery. Chin this! ”
Mickey stood still in the middle of the square, regardless of whether there was a leader in the crowd or not, she didn't know if there was, and she didn't know when there were. So he handed Lilia to him the edict, written by Jones himself, and read it word by word.
As for the meaning of the final Qin this, I still don't understand it, maybe it means to let them get out of here, so he accentuated the tone of 'Qin this'.
There was a moment of silence in the crowd, they were overwhelmed by this strange reason for the ceasefire, they thought that they were about to come to a catastrophe this time, especially the object that covered the sky and the sun, which gave them a great shock to their hearts.
However, they never imagined that the order they received, or the informing, was just someone who wanted to wander around their mall!
Who is this, how big is it, to stop a global war, just because his old man wants to go shopping? Seeing that there was no malicious intent, the fear of the onlookers disappeared, and there were more onlookers.
In the crowd, a person finally walked out, and he could see that his legs were trembling obviously, but he still walked in front of Mickey, bowed, and said, "Up... Poor, welcome to the errand. Before he could finish speaking, sweat flowed down his cheeks like running water.
Seeing that someone finally came forward, Mickey was very happy and asked, "Are you a big official?" ”
Come to the human: "I, I'm not a big official, the big official asked me to come... Ask, are you..."
"You're not a big official, why are you here to make a fuss" Mickey said unceremoniously, "I want to see your big official." ”
"Which one do you want to meet... Official? ”
"The biggest official."
"Max... Target... Seeing that Mi Qi's tone of voice was quite kind, the fear of the person who came calmed down a little, his voice no longer trembled, but he subconsciously glanced at the crowd and said, "Our biggest official is... Co-chair, he's not there. After a pause, as if he had mustered up enough courage, he looked Mickey up and down before saying, "You are looking for our senior official, if there is anything, I can tell you." ”
Mickey said, "Didn't I just say that?" My ancestor said that he wanted to go shopping, and the ancestor said, you want to fight and play, and when we leave, you will fight again. ”
"Shopping?" Once again, the visitor involuntarily looked up at the giant floating in the air, and laughed miserably in his heart. How dare I believe it? Even if the emperor came to go shopping, it wasn't such a big battle, "Shangcha, can you please wait a minute, I, I'll report it, I can't be the master." ”
"Then you go and come back quickly, if the old ancestor is angry, it will be troublesome, she will let you all dig up the dung."
Dig up the dung!? The person who came almost didn't stand still, this alien is too unsophisticated, no matter how this is diplomacy. Earlier, you are a big official, a big official, I admit it, no one is strong in the situation, I dare not laugh at you; What does it mean that you, if you are disobedient, you will let people dig up dung? Are you aliens so unsophisticated?
"Ahh Please wait a minute" The person who came just turned around to leave, Mickey stopped him, and when he saw the person turn around, Mickey said: "This, can you trouble me and help me find someone?" ”
"Looking for someone? Ask who you are looking for, I will definitely help you find it. ”
"One named Werther, some time ago...... Someone who came back with an archmage named Nemo. ”
"Witt...... Nemo...... Archmage? I'm sorry I don't know about this person, but I can convey that as long as he's still on this planet, no matter what...... I'm sure I'll be able to help you find it. "He wanted to pat his chest and say, whether it's dead or alive, I'll get it back for you. When the words came to his mouth, he still forcibly suppressed it, who knows who the other party is looking for? It doesn't matter if it's friend or foe. In case the person the other party is looking for is dead, now is a time of war, who dares to guarantee that the other party must be alive, in case the other party is in a hurry, the big thing in the sky is definitely not a vegetarian.
If you have a headache, you should leave it to someone with a big head to have a headache, your own head is small, just take care of your mouth, you can't take care of such a big thing.
Someone left, and soon someone came.
After introducing herself, Mickey discovers that the person who came is not the 'big official' that Mickey asked to see, but a clerk who is less accusatory than the previous one.
Perhaps it was because the previous person did not make his request clear, but Mickey once again stated her request in detail.
When the third time someone appeared, Mickey was going crazy, and this time, the person who came didn't even have the power to speak. I saw him throw a big bag of 'fools' directly in front of Mickey, only to spit in front of her, and then, on his toes, he left without even saying a word.
What she didn't expect was that the gorgeously dressed orangutans as rulers had not yet reacted, and those torn clothes, who looked like they were living at the bottom, and even the turtles who could not continue their lives were the first to protest.
"No blood will be shed, no truce will be sweared"
"Old turtles, go to the national disaster together"
"If you want war, you want peace!"
………..
Similar slogans come and go.
There are also some obscene voices that enter Mickey's eardrums: "This twist is so beautiful."
"Golden Retriever"
"What if....tsk......"
If it weren't for his escort machine, who took the decisive action to destroy the orangutan statue on the other side of the square, which symbolized the absolute authority of the ruler, and made these people come to their senses and understand their current situation, those poor turtles might have torn Mickey apart.
"Ancestor!" Mickey, who fled back in embarrassment, knew that she had messed things up, and knelt in front of Jones, crying silently.
Jones, on the other hand, his face darkened even darker, and for the first time his eyes shot a fierce gaze, and he sat there without saying a word.
She knows what happened, why she pretended to be crazy and stupid in front of Liu Chang, in fact, it was this Mi Qi who begged bitterly in front of her, hoping that the ancestor would intervene and save her home planet from the war.
With Liu Chang's character, coupled with the three chapters of the covenant he formulated himself, he would not pay attention to a struggle between civilizations at all, and Jones had no choice but to come up with such an idea.
Werther, standing alone in a cell surrounded on all sides, with no windows but a heavy door, and a lamp on the wall glowed with a dazzling white light, and the round vault above his head emitted an icy chill that pressed down on his forehead, which burned like fire, and he stood like the vault without saying a word, motionless.
When the jailer came back at dawn, he found the prisoner still standing there, motionless, as if he were nailed there, and his eyes were swollen with tears.
He stood like this all night, not sleeping for a moment. The jailer stepped forward, and as if he hadn't seen it, Werther touched his shoulder, and Werther was taken aback.
"Haven't you been sleeping?" The jailer said.
"I don't know." Witte replied sneeringly.
The jailer stared at him blankly for a moment, "Are you hungry?" He asked again.
"I don't know," Witt said. ”
"What do you want to do?" The jailer asked.
"I'd like to see Archmage Nemo." Until now, he was willing to believe that Nemo would not lie to him, but took his things and asked for a reward for his merits.
The jailer shrugged his shoulders and left the room.
Werther watched him reach out to the half-open door, but it closed again, and his emotions exploded at once, and he fell to the ground, tears welling up in his eyes, and he asked himself what he had committed to be punished in this way.
He cherished the dream of making a fortune, and even fantasized about returning to his hometown with his clothes and brocade, showing off his might in front of those compatriots he didn't know. This ending was something he never dreamed of.
As soon as he landed on the lander, Nemo snatched the dung scoop he had stolen from his arms, and before leaving, gave him a big smile and said that he would be placed in a place of absolute safety for his safety.
Who would have thought that this so-called safe place would actually be a prison.
The abominable jailer cleaned up his body, not physically, but in his pockets, including the thirty million fools Nemo paid him.
The day passed like this, and he didn't eat a single piece of food, but walked around the chamber like a beast trapped in a cage.
The next morning, the jailer came again.
"Hey, have you figured it out today, I think, you might need some food and water," said the jailer, and Witt did not answer.
The jailer said, "Well, cheer up, do you have any requests within the limits of my ability?" ”
Witt said, "I want to see Archmage Nemo. ”
"Alas, I have sued you, it is impossible," said the jailer impatiently.
"Why can't it be?"
"Because that's not allowed by the rules here."
"If you can afford it, you can eat better, you can have books to read, and you can go for a walk."
"I don't want books, I'm already satisfied with the food, I don't want to take any walks, I just want to meet Archmage Nemo."
"If you keep bothering me with this question, I won't give you food."
"Well, that's fine, if you don't bring it, let me starve to death - that's fine, anyway, I don't have the face to see Mickey again."