Old Mr. Kitayama seemed to have aged a lot all of a sudden, and he trembled to the table, trying to sit down, but his legs were obviously unable to support the weight of his whole body, and they were trembling.

When he was about to put his ass on the chair, there was an accident, and even the person with the chair fell to the ground.

"What's wrong with you, my esteemed Mr. Kitayama! Are you sick? Liu Han and Xiang Zhong stepped forward to help him up and asked in surprise.

"Nothing, nothing, it's going to be fine." The old man said, but because of old age and frailty, he was unable to do his best, and he collapsed in the chair.

"Come, come," Liu Han said, "have a drink, Professor, and you'll be fine." Where did you put your wine? ”

"No, no need, thank you. You don't have to look for it, I don't drink it. The old man said.

"Drink, you must drink, I have seen your wine cabinet, there must be many good bars." Liu Han said as he opened the wine cabinet in the corner.

"I have searched for it several times, if you can't find it," said the old man, "and there is no wine." ”

"What! No more alcohol? Liu Han said, his face gradually became a little embarrassed, looking at the old man's sunken cheeks, and then at the empty cupboard, "Professor, are you short of money?" ”

"You see, there's nothing missing." The old man said.

"But," he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and whispered, a bad feeling slowly disturbing his body.

"Yes, yes, dear friend, not bad at all." The old man's sanity returned, "If I can't finish my work here, I can't leave here." ”

"So?"

"Yes, poor friend, from now on, you two, like me, can't leave this room except for special reasons until you can boot up that damn central computer."

"What!" Liu Han shouted, "You mean, we are imprisoned?" ”

"Not bad." The old man said in the affirmative.

"I want to see the Archmage, he promised me, he can't do this to me! If my master knew, you would all be doomed! Liu Han shouted loudly.

"Master? Hehe" the old man sneered, "Do you still have a master!" From the moment you step into this threshold, you don't have a teacher. Rest assured, young man, that's how I came in. ”

"Oh, damn it," Liu Han finally felt frightened and scolded, "He can't do this to me, I'm here to help." ”

"What's wrong with you?"

"Your words make me feel so sad!"

"Sad? Child. The old man sighed and said, "Do you know how I got in?" When I heard that aliens were coming this time, everyone thought that this launch was a sure thing, and everyone who knew the news was ready to move, you know, what does this launch mean, not only glory and wealth, but also, it can prolong life.

Glory and wealth for me, is already a thing of the past, I have been engaged in speculation all my life, walking on thin ice, and I have also mixed with the high position of the president of the Academy of Sciences, you know, I know the words can be counted on both hands. I'm happy to be in this position, I'm not greedy.

But do you know how much temptation to immortality is for me, a dying man。。。。。。 ”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Mr. Dean" Liu Han interrupted the old man's speech, "Who told you that if you activate here, you can live forever?" ”

The old dean said, "Of course it was the archmage who said it. ”

Liu Han asked, "What did the Archmage say?" Did he say it himself? ”

The old man nodded busily, and said in an affirmative tone: "Yes, he said that as long as you start here, you can genetically recombine, recreate flesh and blood, stop the biological clock in the human body, and stop until you are a few years old, if you want, you can also let the biological clock turn backwards, you can rejuvenate and rejuvenate, and live younger and younger." ”

"Oh?" Xiang Zhong, who has been listening, is also fascinated. He didn't believe in immortality, he just listened to their conversation as a story, heard the wonderful things, and sighed.

He is a second-generation disciple, perhaps because of his young age, he doesn't care very much about immortality or not.

Da Vinci was his good friend, and the two had always had a good relationship. When he knew that his friend could become the envoy of the base and have full authority to represent the base, he was very envious in his heart, and he always wanted to find an opportunity to prove his ability.

The old dean still attached great importance to these two aliens, and when he heard someone oh, he thought that the other party had a different opinion or opinion, and hurriedly asked, "What are you?" ”

Xiang Zhong shook his head and said, "I'm oh my, you continue, it's quite interesting, like a myth, it's the first time I've heard that people can live smaller and smaller." ”

The old man said, "You don't believe it? ”

"Believe, how can we not believe it" Liu Han didn't wait for Xiang Zhong to speak, and then said: "My master is an immortal old monster, hundreds of years old, and he still looks like a teenager. ”

"Really! Are you telling the truth? Hearing Liu Han's words, the old professor's eyes flashed with a blazing light, and even his voice improved.

Liu Han said: "Of course it's true, your archmage saw it with his own eyes. ”

The old professor stood up suddenly, and the sick and languishing state just now disappeared without a trace, and shouted excitedly: "Oh my God, my God, the archmage really didn't lie to me!" It seems that it is worth it for me to break the bank, my God. I paid to come in, and as soon as I saw you, I forgot about everything, and now everything is fine. ”

Xiang Zhong hurriedly said: "Old man, why are you so excited, keep talking, I want to know, in addition to dying of old age, people can also die a small death." I wonder if if if the biological clock is set to the minimum, people will disappear with a bang. Or is it back to his mother's womb? That's not right。。。。。。 ”

"What's wrong?" The old dean and Liu Han looked at Xiang Zhong at the same time and asked puzzledly.

Xiang Zhong said: "Even if he can drill back into his mother's womb, if his mother is gone, where will he drill?" ”

"You, you, aren't you raising the bar!" The old dean said angrily.

Liu Han hurriedly appeased the old man and said to him: "Old man, old man, don't pay attention to him, he is a bar, you should talk about immortality first." You say that there is a biological clock in the human body, where is this clock hanging, how do I not know? I knew that with this bell, why did I bother to find some elixir of life. Liu Han stopped abruptly, feeling as if he had missed something.

"Uncle Shi! You 。。。。。。 too. Xiang Zhong said in surprise.

"Shut up, yes, yes, I, you too, everyone too" Liu Han was in a hurry to popularize this sharp question, anyway, this topic is not a secret in the base, let alone a taboo.

"Oh, too." Xiang Zhong thought about it, the situation was really like this, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

The old dean became vigilant: "Then, you also... I thought to myself, these two people didn't come to help themselves, but they also wanted to come and get a piece of the pie, and the alarm bell was loud in my heart. Could it be that this technology still has indicator limitations, and they are here to grab their own share? Thinking about it, I can't help but feel anxious.

Liu Han said: "Old man, we are all 'also' finished, don't 'also' your old man." ”

The old dean was really anxious now, and said loudly: "You are all 'too', why don't you let me 'too'?" I also want to live forever. ”

"Okay, okay," Liu Han said, "yes, you can too, so can I, everyone can too, let's talk about it, what should we do?" ”

The old man said, "Really? ”

Liu Han nodded: "Of course it's true." ”

The old man looked at the two of them with distrust, still a little worried, "I, I still don't believe you, I'm old and frail, but I can't rob you, you have to promise, let me go in first." ”

Liu Han hurriedly raised his hand: "I promise!" ”

"So happy? Why am I even more unconvinced? The old dean was even more suspicious, "You two didn't rob you before you came to us, right?" ”

"Rob? What to grab? ”

"Grab a spot."

"What are you grabbing?"

"The quota for immortality."

"There's still a spot for this thing?"

"How can it be useless, didn't you say it, your master can live forever, but you can't, obviously, your quota is occupied by your master, isn't it?"

At this time, Liu Han was stunned, looked at Xiang Zhong, and asked, "Is there still such a statement?" Nephew, have you heard of it? ”

"I haven't heard of it," Xiang Zhong frowned, thought for a while, and said: "I have only heard of the 'Immortal Pill', there are two of them, the master ate one, and the other one is in the hands of the senior aunt, I don't know if it's true, anyway, everyone said so." ”

"Two? Only two?!" The old man is in a hurry, I don't believe in the 'elixir of immortality'. It must be that the 'Immortality' quota is said to be the 'Immortality Pill' and they occupy a quota by themselves, and let everyone go to grab another spot, their master is too chicken thief.

Then again, his own archmage is not much better, this practice seems to be the same as the alien master, the archmage is sure to occupy one, then, there is only one left, I originally thought that ten and ten are my own, and now, two more runs, my chance has become ten and three stable, no, there are no three stable, both of them are faster than running. As soon as the door opened, they rushed in, running faster than rabbits, and they were behind, and they couldn't even eat a fart, thinking of this, they became more and more anxious, and sweat beads broke out on their foreheads.

"What's wrong with you, old man, again, sick again?" Seeing that the old dean's face changed greatly, Liu Han hurriedly asked.

"Oops, no, I feel like my stomach hurts, no, no, no, I'm going to, I can't hold it back." When the old dean heard this, he hurriedly covered his stomach, pretending to be in pain, and ran towards the door as he spoke, but he forgot that the door was closed, and he couldn't get out without permission, so he only heard a 'bang' and slammed into the door.

This hit was not light, and I saw the old professor squatting on the ground in pain with his head covered.

"Open the door!" Liu Han and Xiang Zhong stepped forward to help him up, and loudly scolded Tianhe No. 2, who had been pretending to be dead and silent.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to go out without a reason." The red light on the workbench flashed for a moment, then went off, except for an emotionless phrase that floated out of a speaker in the corner.

Liu Han shouted loudly: "You didn't see it, someone is going to!" "For this 'second goods', Liu Han didn't give it any good looks, his imitation of the 'fox spirit' is much stronger than it, at least the 'fox spirit' is more modest than it, unlike this 'second goods', the upper lip is against the sky, the lower lip is against the ground, and there is a braggart tongue in the middle.

"I'm sorry, to get an application report." The 'second cargo' still made its own sawing sound unhurriedly.

"and report it too?"

"Yes"

"Let's do it with me," the old dean walked vigorously to the console in the control room, sat down skillfully, and then called up the input interface.

"Fee Application Report" Liu Han and Xiang Zhong widened their eyes, and as the characters continued to beat, their mouths involuntarily read along: "Bidet Toilet Committee of the Men's Toilet Administration of the Ministry of Global Public Health Management, colon."

Hello, I am the President of the National Academy of Sciences and the Chief Scientist of the United Nations Joint Council of Scientists. Professor Kitayama.

According to........

To sum up the above complaints, Jinte applied for 50 fools for shit, 30 fools for peeing, and 。。。。。。 for wiping your butt

Subtotal: Two hundred fools.

P.S. Deduct the shit expedited fee for five fools.

Total: One hundred and ninety-five fools

Apply hereby

Applicant: Jin Beishan

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It wasn't until the door opened with a 'click' that the professor walked out of the door with his head held high with the proud steps peculiar to the rooster that had laid the eggs, and then closed it with a 'clang', that Liu Han and Xiang Zhong didn't need to wake up from the shock.

"You can make money by farting?!" Liu Han and Xiang Zhong stared at each other with big eyes, and they didn't believe that the words in their eyes were real, and it was already whimsical for people to dream of marrying a daughter-in-law, farting to make money, and dreaming of not having this material.

"Isn't that written, farting costs thirty-five, second only to shit, and higher than peeing." Liu Han pointed to the manuscript that was still left in the draft box after uploading and said.

"I just let out at least twenty farts along the way, that... How much money did you lose? Xiang Zhong patted his thigh and said regretfully:

"The people on this planet are so happy, they don't have to do anything, they can make money by shit and fart. I'm not leaving, I'm just an ordinary person on this planet. ”

"Humph!" Just as Xiang Zhong was talking about his feelings, a discordant cold snort full of disdain came in

"Uncle Shi, you 。。。。。。" Xiang Zhong thought it was his uncle.

Liu Han looked around, and in this room, there were only the two of them: "It's not me humming, it's your business where you want to be, as long as your parents have no opinion, no one can care." ”

No. 2's voice: "It's me, the unique and super invincible Tianhe No. 2 in the universe, you are too ashamed, and you still want to be an ordinary person!" ”

"Can't I be an ordinary person?" Xiang Zhong was very dissatisfied with No. 2's speech, a monster composed of diodes is not even a human, at most a reptile, how can he be qualified to participate in human dialogue.

"It's not that you can't do it, it's that you don't qualify." The diode continued.

Xiang Zhong asked, "What about 。。。。。。。 Who qualifies to be an ordinary citizen? ”

The diode said, "Hmph, retarded! You walk out of this door, go out into the street, shout "I'm just an ordinary person" on the street, give it a try, and you will be killed immediately! ”

"Why?" Xiang Zhongdao.

"Why, and why" the diode said unceremoniously, "You don't even have this bit of common sense, how did you get to where you are now?" ”

Xiang Zhong was choked for a moment when he saw that the diode was so unceremoniously despising him, and before he could organize a verbal rebuttal, he listened to the diode continue mockingly:

"Still don't understand? Only if he is not an ordinary person, such as the dean, can he be qualified to say that he is an ordinary person. Excuse me, 'ordinary people', what is your official position? ”

"I 。。。。。。 I am the master of the world! ”

"Master!? Hahaha, which thing is up to you? Don't be funny, you can't even call the shots with your own tongue, I don't believe you give it a try, and let your mother draw a line with you every minute. ”

"I don't believe it, I don't even have the freedom to speak?"

"Be quiet, be soft," the diode said in a kind voice. "I still advise you to save it. Shhhhh Someone's coming. ”

"Did the Archmage send someone? It just so happened that I was going to ask him face to face why he was treacherous! ”

The door opened, Liu Han turned his head hopefully, and then his face was full of disappointment, the person who came was not the archmage he wanted to see the most, but a small leader, followed by four heavily armed guards.

"My dear sir," said the little leader, who walked up to Liu Han with a kind smile on his face, "your mission is over, please come with us." ”

"Is the Archmage going to see me?"

"yes, maybe. Truth be told, I, the order I got was to take you where you were supposed to be. As for whether or not the adults are going to summon you, I can't answer that, sir, please. ”

"What! Do you want me to say it again, earthlings? Seeing that Liu Han and they didn't move, the little leader said impatiently.

"This man is left for me! I... Like him" The voice of the diode sounded, and at the same time, a red beam of light shot down from the roof, covering Xiang Zhong.

"Obey" The little leader replied, and then waved his hand, and the four people behind him surrounded Liu Han, raising the gun in his hand, and the warning intention was very obvious, as long as Liu Han dared to move, he would be shot immediately.

Until now, Liu Han and Xiang Zhong didn't understand what was going on, everything was fine, and they didn't do anything, why did they come to the guards to arrest themselves?

"Kitayama, Professor Kitayama!" Liu Han shouted loudly, now, the only person he can turn to for help is this kind old man.

"What to shout, what to shout" The little leader plucked out his furry ears with his furry fingers, and said impatiently: "Lord Dean is busy, how can he take care of you." ”

"Wait, the dean just went to and will be back soon!" Liu Han's only lifesaver now is this dean.

I didn't react until now, the dean's-soaked seems to have taken a bit long, could it be that he fell into the pit?