"You know what?" Liu Chang seemed to fall into a deep memory, and said to Jack, "I think I was also a beggar at the beginning. ”

Jack just looked at Liu Chang in surprise and didn't speak, it was a long time ago, even his parents didn't know.

"Jack, Jack" At this moment, Ruyin ran out of the shop like a whirlwind, holding a pair of small embroidered leather boots in her hand, and exclaimed happily, "Look, look, it's so beautiful." ”

"Hey, girl," a clerk hurriedly followed, "you haven't paid yet!" ”

"Money!?" Ruyin was stunned for a moment, and looked at Jack embarrassed--- she had no money on her!

"How much," Jack asked, reaching into his purse around his waist and pulling out a handful of bills.

"Three hundred," the clerk saw a large handful of bills in Jack's hand, hesitated, and said, "Three thousand five hundred sand coins."

"It's five thousand, don't look for it." Jack pulled one out of it and handed it to the clerk.

The clerk didn't expect the other party to give the money so happily, holding the bill in his hand, stunned there, and finally, muttered in a low voice, "Damn, it's going to be less!" He turned back in a huff.

"Wow!" The scene that was still chaotic just now suddenly became quiet, I have seen a wayward rich person, I have never seen such a willful rich person, a pair of shoes is only, at most one or two hundred sand coins, the opening is three hundred, it is already a lot of money, it is actually three thousand five hundred sand coins, this is clearly seeing that the other party is a stranger, and the other party is slaughtered as a fat pig!

It's just a stealer, everyone is waiting to see the excitement--- it's been a long time since I've seen it. However, knowing that they were being slaughtered as fools, these people didn't react at all, and even gave an extra 1,500 sand coins!

"Na" Liu Chang saw the bitter master in the crowd who was still carrying a dead chicken in his hand, so he beckoned to him, "Come here." ”

"The rich uncle beckons to me?" The bitter lord didn't expect this God of Wealth to greet him, hesitated, or ran over with a smile, "Are you looking for me?" ”

Liu Chang asked, "You sold me this chicken and let those policemen release the beggar." What do you think? ”

"I... The man looked at the policeman who had already walked away, a little embarrassed, asked him to give up this opportunity to make money, and a little unwilling, licked his lips that were a little dry, and said, "It may be a little expensive!" You know, they're police ......."

Liu Chang gave him an encouraging look.

"Five....... Five thousand! The man stretched out his other hand, spread his fingers, and gritted his teeth.

Liu Chang smiled, took the banknotes in Jack's hand, took out two and handed them to him: "Ah, this is 10,000." ”

"Okay, uncle," the man took the bill with a smile, "you wait, I'll discuss it with them right away." ”

I saw him running to catch up with those few tolerances, comparing with the leader, and looking at Liu Chang and them from time to time, pointing and pointing. At last he took the money from the man, put the beggar down, and went away with a group of servants. And the man also followed Liu Chang's instructions and handed the dead chicken to the beggar.

"Wow, Master, you are so powerful, and you have been a helper? It must be very majestic to be a helper. Along the way, Liu Chang talked about the old things. Jack still seems to be, although he yearns in his heart, he still remains quite reserved in his mouth.

Ruyin was different, hearing Liu Chang talk about the excitement, blowing the conch, facing Liu Chang is a crazy sycophant.

"I think back then, in Chang'an City alone, I had an army of 300,000, all beggars, every day we held sticks and bowls, lined up, singing 'We are pests, we are pests' to ask for food!" Seeing that this little apprentice is so knowledgeable and interesting, Liu Chang's heart is like drinking snow water on a June day, not to mention how comfortable he is, he hasn't felt this way for many years.

"Stop!" Just as Liu Chang was talking about his glorious history, there was a noisy shout behind him.

"Who? So nasty! Liu Chang and Ruyin turned around and scolded at the same time, one was patting happily, and the other was enjoying it, but they were suddenly disturbed, and the two couldn't help but hate the same enemy.

Slightly stunned, Liu Chang suddenly felt that this scene was so familiar, remembering the past of the year, it was so similar, and several generals under him back then were so pleasing to themselves, and he couldn't help laughing.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh" It was still the little leader just now, he stepped forward and said to Liu Chang and the others, "I received a report from the masses accusing you of a hit-and-run." You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be evidence in court."

Liu Chang and the three of them glanced at each other, he could say that he didn't know anyone on this planet, and he didn't do anything bad, he didn't steal chickens or touch dogs, he was a good citizen quietly, why was he reported as a 'hit-and-run'.

"Big brother" Jack stepped forward and explained: "Are you mistaken, none of us know each other. ”

"Don't know? I see that you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin" The policeman raised his head, and a policeman brought a person up, "You know this person!" ”

When the three of them looked at it, they really couldn't say that they didn't know each other, it was the beggar who Liu Chang gave him a chicken just now. Although the beggar's eyes were wandering, his waist was straight, and his legs did not seem to be lame.

"What's wrong with him?" Jack glanced at it, and really didn't understand.

"What's wrong with him, it's that he reported you, hit-and-run! You guys drove him and his legs were lame, what else do you have to say? The police officer in charge said.

"We drove into him?" The three of them looked at each other, "And knocked his leg lame?" Big brother policeman, we're walking, there are no cars at all! Look, where is the car? ”

"Don't have a car?" The policeman looked around, but he really didn't, "You are so rich, will you have a car?" It must have been hidden by you.

The eyes of the masses are bright, how can they wronged you if they are a beggar or a lame? Do you still have a sense of public morality, people still have to go to work tomorrow! Anyway, the human and material evidence is there, what else do you have to say! ”

Liu Chang brought back Jacka, who was still arguing with the police, looked at the beggar, and asked softly, "You report us... Hit-and-run? He is not surprised, he has experienced this situation a long time ago, and his father is a typical example.

He didn't understand that this beggar didn't have the slightest conflict of interest with him, and he obviously received his favor, why would he take revenge on himself, judging from his state, he didn't look like he was threatened or coerced, he wanted to understand, why?!

"You knocked me out... Also, I ran away! The beggar was not a little weak-hearted, but still spoke with confidence.

Ruyin interjected angrily: "Do you still have a conscience?" It was we who saved you and gave you a chicken, and you actually took revenge? ”

"Humph! Who called you so rich... The beggar snorted coldly, realized that he had slipped his mouth, and closed his mouth.

"Wait, wait... Liu Chang asked, "What does it have to do with you that we have money?" ”

"I'm so poor, just give me a chicken! Do you still have a conscience? "The beggar put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and even had mockery in his tone, that posture is, if you don't give me the money, you have no conscience!

Liu Chang suddenly felt a burst of sadness in his heart, recalling the sentence that Governor Alan said when he was leaving, "Lao Tzu has long seen him unpleasantly, why didn't he think of stewing it" and the desperate back when he left.

Liu Chang glanced around and saw that no one, including those policemen, felt that there was anything wrong with the beggar's words, as if this sentence had been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

What's going on? Why are these people taking revenge on those who have good intentions towards them! People are good and are bullied, and if the horse is kind, it will be ridden, and kindness, is it really wrong?

"Okay, okay, you say, what should I do about this" Liu Chang suddenly wanted to leave here as soon as possible, and he completely understood why the colonists at the beginning chose to leave. For this species, which does not even have a normal mentality, and even hates those who help them, either stay away or clear them! Their lives are meaningless!

"Seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is still relatively positive, we will show mercy outside the law, and you can compensate him for some losses." Seeing that things were going well, the police leader also put on a fair and righteous face, "I think you are new to the city, and you are the first offender... Make amends to him ... Well, medical expenses... Lost time pay... Transportation, repairs, cleaning, accommodation... Youth loss fee, milk powder fee. ”

Hearing the other party make a list of expenses, Ruyin stopped doing it: "What。。。 Youth loss fee? ”

The policeman's eyes glared: "What? Can't you? People's youth is not youth, right? ”

Jack grabbed Ruyin's hand: "Okay, good, there's more." ”

"And... Fuck, what's the expense. Yes, there are also prostitution fees. ”

"What? He also wants us to pay for prostitution? This time, even Jack was not calm.

"Look, how pitiful... The yacha pointed to the beggar with an excited face and said, "He must not have a wife, so you can pay some money for him to find a woman and comfort his wounded heart." A good man does it to the end and gives him some money for prostitution, this is a great good thing to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, and you will not refuse. ”

"Boss, boss" The entourage hurriedly reminded, "We are now officials" and took off his hat and pointed to the law enforcement sign on it to show him.

"Oh" The leader reacted and changed his words sharply: "Yes, yes, we are officials, how can we pimp, the money given to him for prostitution should be a fine and confiscated by us!" God, damn beggar, almost made me make a mistake! ”

Then, a little annoyed, he walked up to the beggar and kicked him, "You have no opinion, my legs are broken, and I still want to prostitute, damn, phew!" ”

"Hey, hey, big brother, no opinion, no opinion!" The beggar stumbled and almost fell, but quickly stood up straight, with a smile on his face.

When the messenger saw this, his face sank, and he shouted: "Old beggar, you bastard! Do you say I'm your big brother? ”

When the beggar saw that the poor man had a bad face, he shut up and did not dare to speak.

The more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and he took a few steps and said, "You dare to talk nonsense!" How could I have a little brother like you? It's close to me, I really don't know what my surname is, is your surname Zhao? ”

The beggar did not speak, and wanted to retreat; The messenger rushed forward and gave him a mouthful: "What about Lao Tzu talking to you?" Your surname is Zhao? How can you have the surname Zhao! - You have the surname Zhao there! ”

"Damn" is another kick, "You are also worthy of the surname Zhao?" Big brother, is that your name?! ”

"Yes, yes, sir! I was wrong, sir! This kick was obviously heavy, the beggar didn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground, but he still got up with a smile on his face, and his tone became more respectful, "I don't dare to be surnamed Zhao anymore." ”

Everyone present didn't understand why this little boss was so angry for no reason, and he took all his anger out on the poor beggar, and he didn't seem to say anything from beginning to end.

Only Liu Chang pursed his lips, looked quietly, and sneered secretly: Of course he knows why, this little boss knows that he just missed what he said, this is deliberately finding fault and wanting to divert the attention of others, but this trick, for Liu Chang, who is well versed in the rules of officialdom, can see it clearly, clearly, some things can be done but must not be said, some things can be said but must not be done.

Seeing his angry appearance, Liu Chang is sure that this guy is really a pimp! There is no shortage of things that hurt nature and reason!

"Hahahaha" Liu Chang laughed unscrupulously, it was obvious that these people had touched his bottom line, people can be shameless and humble, but there must be a bottom line, and then, with a smile: "They all like to be lame, so then their legs are lame." ”

"What! What the fuck are you talking about! "The official was shocked, he didn't react, he talked about it just now, why did he suddenly turn his face, if he wants to turn his face, it should be Lao Tzu's face, and you dare to turn your face as a grass citizen? Furious: "Lao Tzu is going to see who took whose leg today... Ah~~" Before he finished speaking, he felt a sharp pain coming, ah, and when he looked down, his left foot, which was originally bent backwards, was bent to the front from the knee.

"Did you speak?" This kick was kicked by Jack, just on the other man's knee, kicking his foot off! Then he whispered.

For a long time, after Jack arrived on this planet, he wanted to hit people many times, but when he thought of the 'three noes' policy, he had to suppress his anger in his heart.

Today, but the ancestor has made a move, hehe, you have to seize this opportunity, someone is taking the blame for yourself, and the person who bears the blame is still your own ancestor, why not?

When the entourage saw the sudden change in the situation, they took out their guns one after another, and there was a burst of artillery fire at the three of them.

'Click, click... The expected 'pop' shot did not appear, only the sound of 'snorting' from the muzzle of the gun, accompanied by a wisp of green smoke, but no bullets flew out.

Everyone is wondering, even if a gun is jammed, it is impossible for every gun to jam, right?

"Dumbfounded," Jack pointed to the other person, "It's not easy to use a gun, hurry up, pull up your trouser legs!" Let me discount my legs and get my pants dirty, it's not good, I have to wash it! Hey, I'm telling you to pull up your trouser legs, who told you to take your pants off?! ”

"Didn't hear that!" Jack turned his wrist excitedly, and saw that the guy he named was still standing in a daze, still tangled in the pistol that had turned into a burning stick, and shouted, "It's slippery, it's grinding." Then there was another scream.

"It's brutal!" Liu Chang covered his eyes and said to Ruyin.

"Master, how can you be like this!" Ruyin was unhappy, "You let them cripple." ”

"Yes, I asked you to beat them lame, you look, you look, they all interrupted, it's so pitiful. Huh~" Liu Chang sighed, "What about that cripple?" ”

"Master, are they all lame?"

"That..." Liu Chang pointed not far away and laughed: "Hahaha, you see, how fast that cripple runs!" Only then did Jack and Ruyin notice that the beggar who started the attack, walking like flying, the dirt behind him was flying, although his legs were a little lame, but it did not affect his running speed at all, looking from afar, it was really like the wind swinging willows, and the rain hitting the plantains! The posture is quite coquettish.

Just now, Jack focused all his attention on a few officials, but he didn't expect that the lame man, who was the most unlikely to escape, would run away first.

"Stop howling, howl again, both legs are lame!" Seeing the crowd of people rolling all over the ground, Jack was a little annoyed and angry, especially in front of his sweetheart Ruyin, a cripple actually ran away under his men, Ruyin would definitely laugh at him for the rest of his life.

Soon, the lame beggar was dragged back by Jack, and his mouth was gagged by Jack with a sock, "What are you running, you don't need money, why are you in such a hurry." ”

"Woo woo"

"Don't woo," Jack slapped the beggar in the face, "don't you ask for money, I'll settle the bill for you right away!" ”

The beggar fell to the ground, kowtowing incessantly, and although his hands were not controlled, he did not have the courage to remove the socks that were blocked in his mouth.

Whether it was Liu Chang or Jack, looking at the old beggar kowtowing, he didn't embarrass him, just shook his head pitifully, and then walked away.

When Liu Chang and his party returned to the temporary residence, Mickey, Lilia, and Mitarai had been waiting at home for a long time, and after Raul Smith and Daji reported the finding of the 'God's Finger' to Mitarai, Mitarai notified Miki, and Miki immediately reported to Lilia.

This was the task that Liu Chang personally assigned to them, and they didn't dare to slack off, so they came to Liu Chang's temporary residence together and waited for Liu Chang and them to come back.