Yanagishita's footsteps immediately stopped, not because of the reversal of events, or because Vinci's conscience 'suddenly discovered', but because Ah San's words were beyond his imagination.

"Goodbye, Ghost Head Misan," Wenxi said loudly, "Goodbye, Akira Yanagi; Goodbye, this world! After saying that, he ignored the two brothers and walked quickly.

“。。。。。。。” Ah San turned his head to look at Yanagishita, his eyes were like looking at a man who eats dumplings without soy sauce.

"Me too. Dear brother-in-law. Yanagishita also threw down a sentence.

"Why are you weak to speak?" Ah San looked at Yanagi playfully, "He's really Da Vinci!" ”

"What...... Have you ever seen a fake Da Vinci? Yanagishita looked at Ah San in confusion, like looking at an idiot, "What is that?" ”

"I just found out that Da Vinci's screen name is also Da Vinci." Ah San's tone was a bit of a sellout.

But the look on Yanagishita's face suddenly became gloomy, "What's so strange about this. Some people register with their real names, some with fake names... Yanagi was suddenly shocked to realize that this was the second time that Ah San had emphasized the name 'Da Vinci' in this way.

He looked at Ah San in bewilderment, but the latter had already pursed his lips and just handed his brother-in-law a mysterious smile.

"I don't understand......" Yanagishita shook his head, not understanding what the brother-in-law was trying to express.

Ah San said mysteriously: "Do you remember that Xiaomei said that she met a netizen classmate at the Combat Academy, she is a computer genius, and she used the pseudonym 'God' to teach a network name 'Supreme Slut' without much effort - to be precise, I have never seen someone who claims to be a 'slut', this name is too personal, you say, his head was not struck by lightning." As he spoke, he laughed to himself, "I really laughed to death." "I couldn't even straighten my waist, and tears flowed down my eyes.

Laughing, laughing, he finally suppressed his laughter and wiped away his tears, but when he saw his brother-in-law swaying, he looked at him inexplicably, he looked stupid, he didn't know what he was laughing at, and asked puzzledly, "Why don't you laugh?" ”

"Is it funny?" Akira Yanagishita still doesn't know where the laughter is.

"Isn't it funny? Slut~~ Hahaha! He laughed again, "I'm counting on this joke for the rest of my life." ”

"Don't laugh, when I'm gone, you can be happy and get down to business." Yanagishita said impatiently.

"Okay, good" Ah San forcibly held back his laughter, maybe he laughed too much just now, causing a lack of oxygen to the brain, "Where did I just go?" ”

Yanagishita said, "Slut! ”

Ah San was not happy, and choked back: "You are the slut!" ”

Yanagishita Akira was helpless and explained: "I didn't say that you were a slut, I mean, you just said 'slut'." ”

"Slut..." Ah San wiped his face vigorously with his hand, and then remembered the topic just now, "Do you know who Xiaomei's first game friend is?" Since she established a game account, she has always had a good relationship with that netizen, and it should be said that it is very good. “

"With whom? That slut? “

"No, how can our little sister make friends with a 'slut', you know her temper--- and the player who is known as 'God'."

"How do you know?"

"You don't care about this, anyway, we have reason to believe", Ah San continued calmly and calmly, "The netizen with the pseudonym God is Da Vinci--- this name was said to Xiaomei by himself. “

"No wonder I said that Dong'er had an intention of falling in love with someone, he seems to have lost his soul." Yanagi suddenly realized, just now I didn't understand why Vinci reacted so much when he heard 'Dong'er'.

"Oh my God." Yanagishita looked a little dizzy, "If Vincy also becomes the son-in-law of his father-in-law and his old man, then won't we stand up?" Am I not his old pick? I'm the old picker of the Governor's envoy, he's my brother-in-law, I don't think anyone dares to mess with me!" “

Ah San was stunned for half a second, and then he was also overjoyed: "I am your brother-in-law, I am still his brother-in-law, if this is the case, wow, wow, wow, you two have to support me, and there is nothing annoying in my life." I am the happiest brother-in-law in the world. As he spoke, he burst out laughing, revealing his mouth full of black teeth.

"I see." Yanagishita also burst into laughter excitedly.

The two covered their mouths, for fear that the overly unbridled laughter would spread too far and let those who had a heart listen to it; They looked at each other as if they were in a hurry, and disappeared into the twilight.

In the past two days, Akira Yanagi and Ah San have been so happy, especially after the two brothers came back from the 'Governor's Courtyard' two days ago, they found Xiaomei for certification as soon as possible, and determined that the netizen who was with Xiaomei was 'Da Vinci', what about Xiaomei, although the screen name is not 'Onizuka Dong'er', but 'Dong'er' is true.

"You two little bunnies!"

Since that day his precious son and son-in-law came back, they didn't get the information they wanted from their mouths, and they were --- sick in a hurry! On this day, as soon as the old onizuka Ryoma opened his eyes, he heard someone chattering outside the door, accompanied by bursts of laughter, so he was angry, "Get out of here!" ”

As soon as the two "fathers" entered the door, they found that their father was blushing, so they quickly restrained their smiles and stepped forward to greet them in a proper manner.

"Fat cat" Old Onizuka ignored the two of them, and said in a hoarse voice, "Connect me with my health care practitioner." "'Fat cat' is not any member of this family, but the computer name of the central computer of the old Onizuka family, don't look at the old Onitsuka Ryoma is thin like a hemp pole, and he can grow some meat on his body, but it is his long-term dream, whether there is meat on his body, it's hard to say, because the naked eye can't see it, but all the objects he named have a relationship with 'fat', and 'fat cat' is one of them.

Within seconds, a fat face appeared on the screen.

The smile on this fat face showed that he was fully aware of the gap between himself and the face in front of him, and there was a hint of mockery mixed in this smile.

Old Onizuka insists on calling it "my personal brain health care physician", but he doesn't really have many brains that need a specialized medical computer to take care of them.

"Hey," said the computer doctor, "Mr. Onizuka, how are we feeling today?" ”

Onizuka told him that in the past few hours, he had started to lose weight again after repeated confirmations.

That fat smile didn't even change in the slightest.

"Oh," he said, "I think it's perfectly normal for a patient." Due to the heat, the body itself consumes a lot of energy. Because fever can lead to a large loss of water, if the patient does not rehydrate in time, it can also lead to further weight loss. ”

"Again," muttered the old good horse, "you always say that." ”

"Yes," said the computer man, "I think it's perfectly normal for a doctor to behave like that." Well, we've obviously adjusted our mental state for today. Now tell me, is there anything else wrong with you? ”

The old man wriggled his body, as if he was very uncomfortable: "I just pooped this morning. ”

"Very good," said the computer man, "very good!" Defecation normally, proving that your whole body skills are back to normal, is there anything else? ”

The old man continued: "I found that after pooping, my weight did not change. ”

"What!?" The fat face on the screen changed so terribly that he couldn't even see his eyes, "What is this possible?" Are you on the scale? What else? ”

"Did something happen?" Yanagi didn't understand why the central control computer reflected this state, and asked hurriedly.

"Hey, did you hear that?" Ah San muttered, now that he had jumped to the other side, a very bad feeling grew wildly in his heart, looking around for the scale that his father used to weigh himself.

"If you want to find my stubble......" Yanagishita said.

"Brother-in-law" Ah San said suddenly, "Then, what are you still doing?" Let's find a way! "I stuttered a little when I spoke.

"Tell me," Sam continued, and because his voice was so nervous, the others all turned to look at him. He stared at the yellow blob on the screen that had been scanned by the computer, "What is this?" ”

"Tell me," he repeated.

The old man also turned around and fixed his eyes on him.

"Hmm...... Uh," Yanagi also noticed this, and in order to distract the old man, he stretched out a hand and grabbed the back of Ah San's neck, "Just ask casually, really." ”

"What did you do to him, San?" The old man asked, gasping.

"Oh," said San, "it's nothing. I just remembered, just a little moment before, that it wanted to figure out how to ......"

"What?"

"How to synthesize an anti-organic food."

"That's right, guys." The computer suddenly shouted, "I'm working on this at the moment." Wow, that's a big tricky question. Wait a little longer. After saying that, it regained its silence, even the robot, now understanding the human world, put the picture on the screen, but said nothing about it.

"Just let him take off his pants and take a shower, isn't it?" Yanagishita asked hesitantly

"What would you do if you pulled your poop into the crotch of your pants when you were still awake and there were people around you?"

"I... I'll be ashamed. ”

"It's over! Whether he knows it or not, or whether he knows it or not, whether we know it or not, we can only pretend not to know now. ”

"What now? Find your mother and let her deal with it... Yanagishita asked hesitantly.

Ah San nodded his head imperceptibly and whispered, "Yes." ”

"Now?"

"Yes!" Ah San insisted, "Listen, brother-in-law, I think she has a way to help us. ”

"Do you really think so? Maybe after she comes, will she be embarrassed? ”

"Then you can give me a suggestion, what else can we do."

"Well, then ......"

"Shut up," San said.

There is no cavity under the willow. What else could he say, he thought?

"Oh...... Hmm, hi ,......" The old man took a deep breath and awkwardly got up from his seat.

"There seems to be something wrong with our rookie planet, he's off track." Ah San finally screamed. Although the expression is a bit exaggerated, it is also his only chance to pave the way for the next departure and make excuses.

"Not at all surprising me." The skinny old man shrugged his shoulders and said.

"The thing is, you see, it's happening right now." Ah San insisted frantically.

The ghostly father nodded, picked up the cup that Yanagishita had just brought in, and observed it with interest.

"Hmm...... Father—"

"You know what," the old man interrupted Ah San, staring at him with a stern gaze. "It's not surprising that Star 8 of the Onijuku Four Galaxy is a little abnormal in orbit."

"Oh, no...... And lo and behold. Ah San pointed to the orbit of the planet, "It's all your fault!" He screamed and said to Yanagishita, who was watching from the wall, that he wanted to direct the finger to his brother-in-law.

"But a minute and thirty seconds," the old man muttered, his head resting limply on his hands.

"Well, look, father, really, can you help us, because ......"

"Help?" The old man's reaction was very strange, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if he was laughing.

"yes, help us, or something like that, right now! Otherwise......"

"Help!" The old man repeated, "You've been wandering the galaxy all day, with your"—the old man waved his hand, fully expressing his contempt—"fooling around with these fox friends of yours, too busy to even get down to business." It certainly makes more sense to you, but you don't do it. You're always too busy. It's so trendy. Now that you find out that I'm going to die, and realize that you're going to have nothing, you suddenly care about me like crazy! ”

"Well, I don't know, my child," he continued, "I think I'll have to think about it. ”

"One minute and ten seconds." The old man read expressionlessly.

"Why does this guy keep chattering numbers?" Akira Yanashita had a question in his heart.

"These figures," replied the old man succinctly, as if hearing Yanagishita's thoughts, "are the orbital offset angles of our planet. ”

"Oh," his father muttered to himself, "it doesn't work for me, and I can't do that much." A second-hand... No, I think about it ... It should be eight hands, and if we change hands again, it will be nine hands, and it will not be far from scrapping. ”

Yanagishita felt that he was on the verge of madness, and he didn't know if he should take this step, and simply went completely crazy.

"Father," he said, "but it works for us!" We're alive, and we can't afford to lose control of this planet so easily. ”

"Okay."

"What?"

"But after all, it's all our possessions."

"Ha," the old onitsuka muttered, "what does this planet mean to our family?" ”

"What? At least the only Governor I know! The whole galaxy! Ah San said.

"Arrogant stinky boy."

Yanagishita blinked in confusion, "Hey-um, what are you, man?" I mean, father-in-law. ”

The hunchbacked little old man strode up to his son and slapped him harshly on the back, "You and I both know what this planet means, my son. ”

"Yes," Ah San said bitterly, "quite right. Quite profound. Fairly.... No way! ”

"I'm old, I really can't manage that much." The old man muttered, then asked, "Where did I just go?" ”

"It's making a big deal out of it." Yanagishita said.

Old Onizuka lowered his eyelids: "Oh, yes. ”

"That guy," Yanagishita muttered softly to Ah San, "can you really help us?" ”

"There's no one else who can help us anyway." Asan whispered.

Yanagishita nodded in frustration.

"Son," the old man said suddenly, "what is your goal, have you forgotten?" ”

"Can we talk about this later?" Ah San's nerves tensed suddenly.

"Have you forgotten?" The old man insisted.

"Yes! I forgot! Of course I forgot! I had to forget. Ah San is a little crazy, all the inspirational stories on this planet, he promises to be stored in his personal space, every day before going to bed, it will jump out and babble in front of his eyes, "When they get this position, they will censor my brain, you know." If they find out that my mind is full of intrigues, I will be immediately thrown back into the street and get nothing. ”

"Oh," the old man nodded in satisfaction, "you still remember!" ”

He paused for a moment.

Ah San's small eyes sparkled and blinked mischievously.

"Oh," Yanagi sat down, "it's two different things, isn't it?" ”

He grinned slightly at Ah San.

"Akira Yanagi," the old man said harshly, "I think there is only one reason why I am wasting my energy on you: after I die, I hope you can assist Ah San wholeheartedly, and this is the only reason I want to recruit you as my son-in-law." ”

"Well," said Yanagishita, "why don't you tell me what that big secret is?" Go ahead. ”

"You should know that the Governor is nothing, equal to zero. In the shadows behind you is another person, a creature, or something. He is the one who holds the ultimate power. That person, or creature, or something, you have to find him—the guy who really controls the galaxy. In addition, we suspect that his sphere of influence is not limited to this, but perhaps the entire universe. ”

"Why?"

"Why?" The old man was surprised and said, "Why? Look around you, do you think it's all normal for you? ”

"It's okay. I think it's all normal. ”

The old man glared at him, "Don't expect you to be able to get out of your mission. Everything is meant to be, and you are in its hands. How does that sound? ”

He stood there, knocking on one of the terminals of the 'fat cat'.

"What the hell is this doing?"

"It's trying," Yanagishita said with great restraint, "to make a cup of anti-organic tea." ”

"Very well," said the old man, "I approve of it." He said, waving his finger at Ah San, "I don't know if you can complete your mission, I just know that you can't escape it." The main reason I'm here to help you now is because I can't stand you and your abusive friends being so lazy. Got it? ”