Chapter 13: Soft Rice Supreme (2)

"You run, just rush through that door," Ah San pointed to the door in the distance, which was already flashing yellow, and said to Vincy, "I'll go and pull my brother-in-law, he's too slow," and then went back, picking up the two little short legs that were pounding tightly, but never running fast.

Vincy asked aloud, "Which door to enter?" ”

"That's the one, the one with the yellow light." Ah Santou didn't reply, and replied loudly.

"Oh," Vinci looked at the door, which was slowly closing, and he didn't care much, and he opened his legs and rushed into the door like a gust of wind.

Vincy was rejoicing, because the moment he rushed in, there was a sound of the iron door closing behind him, Vincy stabilized his figure, and glanced around, Vincy even suspected that he was wrong! Almost all of them look at themselves like monsters.

Dirty clothes? Wen Xi hurriedly looked down, no problem, the brown casual Hanfu with wide robe and big sleeves, this is his traditional clothing, it is not dirty, it is clean, and it is inlaid with gold edges; Messed up hairstyle? Vincy raised his hand and found that he was an inch board, and he didn't have a hairstyle at all, this hairstyle has been popular for many years, and no one is surprised that he was this law when he was in his hometown?

"Ah, this, this, let's let go." In the end, Vincy had to blame these people for being dirt buns, and he hadn't seen a handsome guy, especially when he saw one of the beauties, he was stunned and looked like a nymphomaniac.

As soon as he lifted his feet, a strange feeling suddenly spread from the soles of his feet to his brain, and he hurriedly lifted the hem of his clothes to see that --- shoes were lost!

Only then did he remember that he was wearing clogs today, and he didn't change his shoes when he went out! "Hey, hey, hey" Vincy smiled a little awkwardly, "It's cool, it's cool barefoot, it's so hot in this damn weather." ”

Is it a weather problem?! This is an interstellar orbiter, an all-round confined space, what does it have to do with 'sky'!

A voice sneered: "Hehe, is this a human, don't look at what he is, he must be a machine slave, and the android is also worthy of entering the luxury car?" ”

With the voice, a man with a black face walked up and sneered: "I suspect that you are an android, please show your 'human card'." ”

Vincy was surprised and asked, "Who?" ”

The person who came was expressionless: "You! ”

"What's wrong?"

"I suspect you're a servant robot!"

"Who?"

"You, that's what I'm talking about!"

"Me? What's wrong? ”

"I suspect you're a servant robot!"

"Oh, you're talking about me, what's wrong with me?"

"Don't pretend to be confused, hurry up and show your 'human card', otherwise I will treat you as a robot and send you to the recycling bin!"

"Witness! "This is my ring, this is my necklace, this is my toothpick, this is my ear pick, this is my gold hoop stick, this is 。。。。。 I took out a lot of them, and I remembered that my belongings were not with me, and I had to spread my hands at my brother-in-law, "I didn't bring ----!" ”

"Who is this?" Someone in the crowd laughed out loud, "I almost pulled out my lipstick, the thrush pencil." ”

"Yes! Yes! This one really has! With that, Vincy tossed again, pulled out a vanity case, and pulled out lipstick and thrush pencils from it.

Speaking of this makeup box, Vincy was also speechless, and he didn't know if it was Liu Xia's wife, or Ah San's sister, it was a Ma Daha, and after going out, he remembered that he didn't bring his makeup box, so he asked the two brothers to bring it. Liu Xia Huang handed it to him and let him carry it.

Vincy didn't care too much about it, so he carried it in his arms, and he didn't have much in his purse anyway.

The crowd erupted in laughter again, and the face of the black-faced man who was the law enforcement card was even darker. I felt that my majesty was being provoked.

Today is the 10-year trade event of the Forty-Eight Constellations, and those who can enjoy special car pick-up and drop-off are all characters with heads and faces in the Gonggang Galaxy! Either a business tycoon or an officialdom boss, one by one dressed up sleek and slick, sanctimonious, like Vincy, wearing casual clothes and barefoot, how could a guy appear here?

"Do you know this?" He pointed to the black wristband he was wearing on his left wrist and said in an unquestioning tone.

Vincy looked at it carefully, and it was a very ordinary piece of black cloth, but with white paint painted on it a strange symbol that looked like a dog is not a dog, and a pig is not a pig, "I don't know!" ”

The others also saw him, and their faces darkened: "Who is this person?" Don't even know this? "Especially when everyone's eyes are focused on Vincy's head, it is even more unbearable: there is no crown, not even an inch of hair! They cast disgusted eyes.

"I'm the acting enforcer here." In the admiring gaze of everyone, the big black man proudly raised his wrist so that everyone could see it, "Don't say that you are a small commoner, you are a rich man worth thousands of dollars, and you are under my control here!" ”

"He's certainly not human, no one can run that fast!? Unless it's a android! This time it was a woman's voice that spoke, and as soon as the voice fell, everyone nodded their heads.

Vincy turned his head to see the two talking. The two are a man and a woman, as if they are husband and wife. It's just that the man who looks like a man is shorter than a woman, with triangular eyes, straight eyebrows, and a few beards, but he is quite long, like thatch after the autumn wind;

Although the woman is tall and big, it is a pity that she has a vicious and mean face, with triangular eyes, thin lips, and a pile of gada meat on her cheeks.

"Haha" Vincy looked at it, couldn't help it, and laughed! I don't know what this girl thinks, but it's also inlaid with pure gold, but it's not a full mouth, but a yellow, a black tooth, and when the mouth foams sideways, it's like a dog eating, stuck to the teeth.

The woman also scoffed, "How did this get in?" Even if he has a 'human certificate' and is a person, he is also a labor prisoner, and he has been in prison for several years!

It's a long skill, and you even have the courage to come to this kind of occasion? Look at this dress, it costs a lot of money to rent it, right? ”

"Hahaha!" The man laughed, "The inferior people who pick up garbage are also embarrassed to come over!" ”

Vincy's eyes only glanced at the two of them, and for Vincy, this kind of person didn't want to bother talking at all.

Seeing that Vincy was about to leave without speaking, the triangular-eyed man stepped forward, stopped his steps, and threatened: "Little trash, Lao Tzu warns you, the people here are either rich or expensive!"

I don't care what your purpose is for coming to such an occasion today, but you can hear clearly, as long as you can't give everyone a reasonable explanation," he said, and glanced at the big black man flatteringly, getting encouragement from his approving gaze, "I tear your mouth and break your legs, understand!" ”

Looking at the triangular eyes of this fox and fake tiger, Vincy was bored with the truth, but he couldn't get out, so he had to say, "Do you have any witnesses?" ”

"Me?" Triangle eyes paused for a moment, and then said proudly, "Of course I have a 'personal certificate', which was issued by the Governor's Mansion himself, and there is also the signature of the Governor's Excellency on it. "In order to show off, I also took out the 'human card' with a green edge and held it high so that the people around me could see it clearly.

What happened next made everyone stand on the spot, only to see Vincy snatch his 'human card' at lightning speed, then tear it to pieces, and then, throw the powder into the air, "Ou Roar, you are gone!" ”

"You!?" The triangular eyes widened their triangular eyes, looking at this scene in disbelief, someone dared to damage their documents so blatantly.

"What am I" Vincy spread his hands and made a helpless expression, "Now you don't have a certificate, I don't have a certificate, everyone is gone, it's flat, we're not human anymore." ”

"Who has a witness, take it out and I'll take a look!" Vincy looked around and said with a grin. Secretly happy in my heart: issued by the Governor's Palace? It's okay if you don't say it, I don't dare to tear it yet. Who is the Governor? That's my own ancestor, and he also said that the governor signed it himself, and I insisted that you pretended to be the governor to sign, and I couldn't kill you! "Broke my legs? Are people so majestic now? ”

The people around were stopped by Wen Xi's rogue behavior, and they couldn't help but take a step back, the 'human card' is an important identity document, and the procedures for making up for it can be described as very troublesome; especially at present, without the 'human card', it is difficult to enter the trading venue.

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency," Triangle Eyes pointed at Vinci and shouted at the big black man, "You want to be the master for me, he is the one who tore up my papers!" Hurry up and get him! ”

The big man didn't expect Vincy to be so arrogant, and for a while, he couldn't make up his mind, and he didn't dare to do anything to Vincy, but he said to Vincy gloomily, "You're in trouble, you're in trouble." Come with me. Destroying other people's documents, no matter who you are, will be punished by law. Let's go! ”

Vincy said: "I said that his 'human witness' is fake, do you believe it?" ”

"Fake?!" The big black man didn't believe it at all, "Why do you say that his documents are fake?" It has the signature of the Governor-General, who dares to say that it is fake? ”

Vincy asked cautiously, "Have you ever seen the Governor's handwriting?" ”

The big black man shook his head: "I haven't seen it。。。。。。 ”

Hearing this, Vincy put the hanging heart back in his stomach and whispered, "It's easy to do it if you haven't seen it." ”

"What did you say?"

"I mean, you haven't seen it." Vincy triumphantly said, "Your Excellency the Governor wrote to me himself. "Who the governor used to be, Vincy did not know, nor did he know; He knew this governor, and he knew him very well, he was his own ancestor;

In order to shoot the ancestor's ass, he once brazenly told the ancestor that he liked the word of the ancestor very much, saying that the word of the ancestor is the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, the pen walks the dragon and the snake, the luan xiang phoenix, the phoenix is upside down, the horizontal three vertical one, the beauty is unbearable. . . Shi Zuyi was happy and wrote a lot of words for himself to describe. He also said unashamedly that he would live up to the earnest teachings of his ancestors and carry forward the Chinese characters.

Although I haven't written it once, it's not that I'm lazy, but that Chinese characters are too difficult to remember, and even more difficult to write; Except that it may look good to write, like a painting, it is useless! But Vincy didn't have any hope that he would be able to write a man well.

But the notebook was always on my body. It's a sycophant artifact, just wait for the day to see the ancestor again, and inadvertently take it out to show the ancestor in person, showing how much he likes Chinese character culture.

"You? Cut~" everyone's face was disdainful, "It's up to you?" Who is the Governor, who will write to you all day long? ”

"Look, what is this?" Vincy mysteriously pulled out a scroll, not too big, a few inches long, less than a hand, "Dangdang, the moment to witness the miracle is coming." ”

When Wen Xi slowly unfolded the scroll, it was three feet long, and it was full of fly's heads, but it was a gold hook and silver stroke, which shows that Liu Chang used his heart when he wrote. Vincy still doesn't recognize all the words on it, let alone these aliens.

"What is this, like a ghost." From the fact that you look at me and I look at your actions, you can know that this is the heartfelt words of everyone present.

However, this calligraphy and painting also succeeded in attracting everyone's attention, and no one was entangled in what Vinci's identity was, regardless of whether he was a human or an android, in case this character was really the Governor's ink treasure, then with this character... If it's true, wouldn't it be possible to get in touch with the Governor?

"Fake! It's fake!! As soon as the triangle saw that the situation was developing in an unfavorable direction, he immediately jumped up and shouted. This word is completely different from his 'human witness' word, if he admits that this word is true, he must admit that his 'human witness' is false, how can he not be in a hurry! Even though he didn't know either word!

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know!" The people here are either rich or noble, and of course they have their own visions. Especially those high-ranking officials, many people know the inside story, and when they heard that this galaxy domain has changed its new governor, and some things are rather believed than not, a reprimand sounded, and a person who looked like an old man strode from the side.

The triangular-eyed woman immediately pointed at him and scolded: "Are you old going to support this today?!" ”

The triangular-eyed man also stared at the old man, and sneered: "Old thing, you are quite horizontal today, you want to move my woman?" What kind of thing are you? Lao Tzu is going to break this waste's legs today, do you have an opinion? ”

The old man was also good-tempered, and just smiled: "Young man, I have no opinion, as long as he agrees." After saying that, he still smiled, but focused all his attention on Da Vinci, wanting to see how he reacted.

To his disappointment, Da Vinci didn't react at all, as if he didn't care whose feet the triangular eye was about to break was.

The man stepped forward, bumped the old man with his shoulder, and said provocatively: "Old immortal, you will soon know, if you want to move my woman, when you get to the place, no one can protect you, I said Huang Banjie!" ”

The old man glanced playfully at the woman in his mouth, and ignored him, but nodded to Vincy: "Young man, he wants to break your legs, you seem to have no opinion?" ”

"Then you'll have to remember!" Huang Banjie didn't wait for Wen Xi to speak, and sneered, "This name will become a nightmare in your life." ”

"That's how I see it." Vincy pointed to the triangular eye and smiled.

"Interesting," the old man smiled, turning his head to see the man who claimed to be the acting law enforcer, and he was still in a daze, "Didn't you hear?" ”

But the man looked at the sky as if he had not heard.

Seeing this, Huang Banjie was even more arrogant, grinned, and raised a middle finger at the old man.

Vincido looked at it twice, but didn't take it to heart, for him, he has been on this planet for several months, he has seen all kinds of people, and he has seen a lot of young people who don't know the height of the sky, and this kind of person with triangular eyes is a nouveau riche mentality, thinking that he has a few money, he feels that he is a master, but he doesn't know that he is just a clown in the eyes of the real upper class.

The old man glanced at his watch and said respectfully to Wenxi: "Young man, do you want to eat something first?" ”

"No need. Don't bother, you can get busy first, I still have something to do. Vincy shook his head, and took back his purse one by one of the things he had scattered on the ground; It's just that what he didn't notice was that when he picked up the 'golden hoop stick', the old man's eyes didn't leave for a moment, and his eyes were full of shock.

"Understood." The old man nodded, glanced at the two poor worms with pitiful eyes, and obediently retreated.

"Hey, old thing!" Huang Banjie still noticed the old man's strange eyes, but unfortunately, he didn't understand, "What kind of eyes do you have?" Remember, be careful in the future, don't mess around! ”

"Shut up!" The acting law enforcer scolded in a low voice, "How can you speak here?"

"Yes, yes, yes, the big brother taught me a lesson." Huang Banjie immediately put on another face, with a flattering smile on his face, "Lord Cha, you have to make decisions for me." He pointed at Vincy, "I have destroyed my identity card and despised the Governor, which is a heinous crime, and I can't let him go easily." ”

"Boy! Isn't it time for us to settle our accounts? The old man's automatic withdrawal gave Huang Banjie a great encouragement, believing that this was the inevitable result of his domineering spirit.

"You're making trouble here, but you don't have your good fruit!" The temporary enforcer also decided his position, beckoning and shouting: "Come on! ”

"What's going on!?" Two men with the same sign ran up.