"The watermelon is good" Wenxi was in a good mood, and just wanted to get up, only to notice that he was still barefoot, so he stretched out his feet and shook them, "Is there still a king law, is there still a law!" ”

"You're barefoot, what's the matter with Guan Wangfa?!"

"It doesn't matter, I see you all dressed up slick and slippery, I'm barefoot, and it's also unsightly."

"You just want to get a pair of shoes to wear, and see how evil you say. It is... The young man's face flushed for no reason, and he quietly tucked his foot in.

"Stingy," Vincy said, "I pay for it, can't I pay for it?" ”

The boy asked, "You... How big are the feet? ”

Vincy shook her head: "I don't know. ”

"You don't know how big your own shoes are?"

"I said I wore a size 38, do you believe me?"

"Number 38!" Tulis was surprised, "Elephants can't wear such big numbers, can they?" ”

"It's over, our hometown's number is different from yours... I'll have to try to find out. What size shoes do you wear? Vinci glanced at Tulis's feet, and though he had taken them back, he could still see them.

"I... Number two... ”

"Why don't you lend me your shoes and try them out?"

"Nope! No way!! The boy was startled, and got up and took a few steps back, for fear that his shoes would be snatched by the barefoot gentleman.

"So stingy, and I don't want you." Vincy pouted.

"Anyway... I'm afraid you're athlete's foot... Not anyway! ”

Regardless, Vincy, with the help of Tulis, managed to get a pair of shoes, not clogs, but a pair of adaptive travel shoes, with a size 3+. I also met the old man just now---- Nangong Beauty, who is the father of the teenager, and the boy's name is Xuanyuan Xuanyuan Wusong.

"Poof", Vincy couldn't help it, and quickly covered his mouth tightly with his hand, it would be rude to laugh out loud at this time!

In his early fifties, he was of medium height, with a high nose and nose, some wrinkles crawling on his face, and a few strands of gray hair growing on his head. He always has a kind smile on his face, which can be regarded as amiable, but no matter how he looks at it, he can't be associated with the word 'beauty'.

"What are you laughing at?" Father and son looked at him puzzled.

"I... Didn't laugh... Vincy tried her best to look normal, but the gasps of 'poof' and 'poof' were really uncontrollable.

"You're smiling!" The boy was a little upset.

"Oh, I just remembered something funny...

"Really?"

"Really, I'm not smiling, I'm trained not to laugh no matter how funny things are... Unless you can't help it... ”

"Then tell me, what's funny about making you laugh like this?"

"I... I dreamed of marrying a daughter-in-law... ”

"You're in the thick ... Wrong... You're married to a daughter-in-law?! ”

"I'm marrying a daughter-in-law, why are you so excited! I said, it's a dream, a dream! You know what dreaming is. ”

"Dreaming?!" The boy was like seeing a fox with nine tails on the elder, full of curiosity, "Can you dream?" Don't you know that you will be deducted points for dreaming without permission? ”

"You... There's nothing wrong with it" Looking at the handsome Tullis, with a serious face, not like a joke, Vincy felt unbelievable, what was the fuss about dreaming, "Didn't you dream?" What's more, "Will you be deducted points for dreaming?" What points are deducted? ”

"Where did you come from to ask so many questions, you ask them one by one." The boy was a little impatient, and didn't understand why this guy had so many questions.

"Okay, okay, I'll ask one by one," Vincy immediately became interested and asked, "The first one, can you control it... Have you ever dreamed when you sleep? "It would be nice if I could control my dreams, and if that were, I would choose a sweet dream every day before I went to bed.

"This。。。。。 Very early on... It seems to have been done。。。。。 Remember... Speaking of this, Tulis blushed slightly and was a little embarrassed, "I had a dream... Find a toilet... Looking everywhere ... I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find it... Finally found ... ”

Before Tulis could finish speaking, Vincy laughed and answered: "Hahaha, you're wetting the bed!" ”

Tulis was shocked: "You... How do you know? ”

"What's so strange about this, I also dreamed of holding a woman... Vincy recalled the sweet dream, "That woman doesn't know who it is, it seems to be an acquaintance, it seems that she doesn't know her... I just hugged it so tightly ... A Cold War ... Hehehe, I lost my dream! ”

"Shameless!" The young man's feet subconsciously tightened slightly, and his body also leaned forward, making a state of escape, wanting to stay away from this shameless person, but he didn't expect that the next words of Vincy were even more beyond his imagination:

"What's so shameful about this, I still hold my underwear high to show off to my classmates in the same dormitory, they are envious!"

"Indecent!" Tulis stood up suddenly, thinking that it was the right choice to leave quickly, and perhaps the nasty billet would say something tiger-and-wolf.

"Why are you reacting so much?" Vincy looked him up and down carefully and smiled mysteriously, "You won't... It's still a child, right? ”

The boy stood up, but did not leave, but said to Vincy in a contemptuous tone, "You are dreaming maliciously, and it will affect your physical development. "The eyes are full of mercy, like looking at a sinful person in need of salvation.

Vincy said: "This is a sweet dream... ”

The young man said solemnly: "Sweet dream, you are big! It's a dream rape," then, accentuating, "Anyone who dreams without going through a dream machine and without censorship is illegal." ”

"What is a dream machine? And this thing? ”

"The dream machine is to --- what you want to dream, preset it first, and then you can do it after passing the review. What do you think, you can dream whatever you want, and you won't be messed up? In case your dreams are full of negative energy, you are worthy of your parents who gave birth to you and raised you, worthy of the teachers who trained you to become talented, worthy of your brothers and sisters who love you very much, worthy of ... ”

"Stop! Stop, stop! Vincy hurriedly covered Tulis's mouth, good fellow, if you keep talking, I'm sorry for this planet, I'm sorry for the galaxy, I'm sorry for the whole universe in a dream, "It's just a dream, as for cutting me with a thousand knives and dividing my body!" I don't believe it, you never dream! Never dreamed. Then tell me what kind of dreams you choose to have! ”

"We," said Tulis, "of course ... After thinking about it for a while, it seemed that there was no dream to share, so I had to say, "I'm tired of all the dreams, choose a black screen!" After a slight pause, he remembered something, "Ah, yes, the same dream!" Seeing Vincy looking at himself suspiciously, apparently not understanding, he explained, "It's the same dream that everyone has to have... Whether you want it or not, you have to dream! ”

"Brother, listen to me, let's stop dreaming in the future, okay?" Looking at Vincy, who was in a daze, Tulis added bitterly.

"I can't even dream of my own?"

"No! Don't we all have a common dream, and the above has dreamed for us, so you don't dream anymore. ”

"Dreams... Someone else doing it for us? Vincy looked at Tulis incredulously, "There is someone else who can do it for me... Wet dream? ”

"You think it's beautiful, those who are in charge of censoring dreams are old guys, they can't 'leave anything' behind, and it's hard to pee! Why do you want to 'dream of it'. Good, good, good. Let's not dwell on this who dreams... It's something, it's not a good thing, don't let you dream, don't do it, what the hell are you doing, isn't it the best now, there is food and drink! ”

Hearing Tulis say this, Vincy couldn't think of anything to refute, there was nothing to say, and both fell silent. I even felt that I was a little hypocritical. Yes, isn't life just about eating, drinking, and lazing, all of this is perfectly arranged, and it's a fart dream! There are people who have left their dreams for themselves, and they still have something to 'forget'.

However, I always felt that something was wrong. What's wrong? I don't know all of a sudden!

Seeing that Vincy stopped talking, Tulis thought that his education had played a role in saving a lost lamb, and a great sense of accomplishment arose.

"Hey, I forgot to ask you, what level of son-in-law are you? How many points are there? Tulis sat down again.

"What level of son-in-law? Excess points? Vincy was in a trance, forgetting all the questions he had just wanted to ask.

"Of course, it's the entry level, that is, the qualification certificate!"

"Into the redundancy... Still want qualifications? This question really scared Vincy, "You won't marry a daughter-in-law, but someone will marry you instead, right?" "If that's the case, I'll marry a fart! If this is the case, he decided to jump up and scold his mother, if anyone dares to marry a daughter-in-law for himself, I will his mother!

Tulis said, "What do you want? You're an alien, of course you need qualifications to join the family, you don't have a qualification certificate, you don't even have a meal ticket at your wife's house. Yes, Father! ”

"Hmm" The 'beauty', who is the father, snorted and did not join their conversation.

"I..." It turned out that this was the case, Vincy was finally relieved, but he thought in his heart, of course I am an alien to you, so I didn't say that, but changed my words, "I'm a countryman in the suburbs, I don't have so many rules, and it takes so much effort to marry a daughter-in-law, like constipation." This certificate, that certificate, do you want to or not! ”

"Don't you dare to say that!" The young man looked around nervously, and when he saw that no one noticed this, he breathed a sigh of relief, "You guys are there, and you guys are there. Don't want a qualification? ”

"Do you have one? Bring it to me. Vincy stretched out a hand, and his five fingers kept hooking, he really wanted to know what this 'son-in-law certificate' looked like.

"I..." The boy paused and said proudly, "My father has!" My father is the supreme ---- the highest! ”

"Have you eaten soft rice to this level?" Wen Xi couldn't help but glance at the old man called 'Nangong Beauty', and was secretly surprised in his heart, "Eat soft rice and eat to the supreme level---- soft rice supreme?!" Quickly withdrew his gaze, for fear that his abrupt move would attract the attention of the old man.

Although I was very curious, I often heard Akira Yanagi talk with his brother-in-law before, and he often showed off as a kind of capital, but he definitely didn't expect to be able to eat soft rice to the point of shocking the world and crying ghosts, how did this 'beauty' do it. At the same time, I also understood why his father's surname was 'Nangong', while this young man's surname was 'Xuanyuan', of course, he followed his mother's surname!

I wanted to despise it, and by the way, I learned about the level of eating soft rice: if there is a soft rice supreme, there must also be a soft rice king, and the soft rice marquis. But as soon as he thought of his own situation, and the fact that the young man had really helped him just now, he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth----The shoes are still from others, and you have to look at the uppers if you don't look at the monk's face."

"When I see Liu Xia Huang, I must ask him, what level of soft rice he has eaten, if he is still a 'soft rice boy', I will break off my friendship with him---- I can't afford to lose that person!" Vincy thought silently.

"What you just said... Deduction of points... It won't be a deduction of 'redundant' points. Right? ”

"Of course, it's 'redundant' points! Don't have enough points and want to be a son-in-law? Nobody wants it! ”

Vincy didn't care at all: "No one wants to be better, I don't want to be a son-in-law, my mother will break my legs." ”

"How can you be so unmotivated."

When it comes to marrying a daughter-in-law, Vincy said confidently: "Who said that I am not self-motivated, I want to earn money--- earn a lot of money, and then, marry my daughter-in-law and go home." ”

"What do you say! I heard you right! Oh my God! How can you have such a heartbroken idea and have the idea of marrying a daughter-in-law! Tulis had wide eyes, his mouth wide open, his brows furled, and a dull expression on his face, which would not have shocked him even if a thunderbolt exploded at his feet.

"Hey, hey, what's your expression?" Vincy touched Tulis with his elbow and was puzzled by his reaction, "I'm just marrying a daughter-in-law, do you need to be so exaggerated?" How do I feel that I have become a great evil, an enemy of the world? Can't I marry a daughter-in-law? Or is it illegal?"

"Okay, why can't that!" He gave Vincy a strange look. "Your dad won't agree. Even if your father agrees, I'm afraid your mother-in-law will disagree! ”

"Hmph, when do I marry my daughter-in-law and lock them up? What can they do to stop me? Vincy snorted, "I think all the laws, he has no right to stop me from making this choice." This is the first choice in each person's life that is completely up to him/herself, when a man or a woman reaches the legal age of marriage, he or she is free to choose who to marry, and no one can stop him/her. ”

"You'll know." Tulis changed the subject, "Do you know how many points you have to make even if you marry an eighth-level daughter-in-law?"

"Oh my God, do you need points for marrying a daughter-in-law?" Vincy wiped her face vigorously to make herself more sober so that she wouldn't look like a fool: "I don't believe it...... This is not true. I'm a redneck, don't fool me. It's ridiculous! Vincy looked left and right, hoping to find a familiar figure, and said, "If that's the case, I'd rather buy a robot to spend the rest of my life with." ”

Tulis stared at Vincy, "Big brother, what's wrong with your brain?" Robots don't have a 'human certificate'! ”

Vincy muttered quietly, "No, no, no." "The enthusiasm for marrying a daughter-in-law has been almost wiped out by this series of blows, what the hell is this place, I don't care about anything! Take care of the heavens and the earth, and also manage other people's genitals!

"yes, it sounds like you're sick." Tulis sighed, "Whatever...... I should have thought of it a long time ago. I'll tell you one thing. Some things have to be tried for yourself before you realize that some things that are beautiful in your imagination are not as beautiful as you imagined. After trying it, you will know that girls are different from female machines - women are more beautiful. ”

"Haven't you noticed," Tulis looked up, glancing at the crowd of people standing or sitting, or hurrying by, "If robot wives or husbands are beautiful, why aren't they here?" ”

He also stopped at the body of a disabled soldier, of course: "He would rather be disabled, and you would not use a machine to transform your mutilated arm." ”

"Why?"

"For, this is the only dignity that can be preserved as a human being--- mutilation is also a virtue! He is declaring to everyone---I am a man, not a machine!" ”

But he didn't have to! He-" Vincy stopped, not knowing how to understand it, but in his heart, he despised the other party from head to heel, "What is there to be proud of being a man, even your own base tyrant can't call the shots!" I also want a base tyrant dignity! I don't know which guy who lacks virtue and smokes is so interested in other people's genitals! Damn it! ”

Tulis stood up, a hand on Vincy's shoulder. "Brother, don't think I don't sympathize with you, but look at the reality, this is the reality!"

Tulis frowned, then smiled again. "Brother, I'm going to surprise you—can you guess what?"

"Well, I don't know." Vincy responded perfunctorily, he really didn't have the desire to continue talking, and at the same time, he seemed to understand a little why people here like games.

Tulis smiled and said mysteriously, "Take you on a trip to the Forbidden Star." ”

Vincy must have been stunned: "God, I really didn't expect-"

Tulis sat down again: "No, don't thank me. ”

Vincy guessed he might have discovered his identity...... Forbidden Star! I'm alone! There was no mention of Shizu, and Vincy privately felt that he would think it was a bribe. Well, probably a bribe. Vincy was secretly happy in her heart, it seems that there may be another one to bring food to herself. This is the only thing I have heard so far to be happy about, it is too troublesome to get married and have children, so let's make some money first--- no, no, no, how is it money? It's to make money! One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, there is no such thing as 'pit', thinking of this, Vincy's mood improved.

"yes," Vincy thought, "that's wonderful. I thank you, thank you for your eight generations of ancestors. Yun Shan Fog Cover said so much, this is his purpose. Master, I didn't say anything, I just wanted to marry a daughter-in-law and live a good life. ”

Just when Vincy was secretly happy, someone hit the idea of the ancestor, and he could take the opportunity to make another profit, at least, he could also raise his own account---- it seems that he hasn't played a game for a long time, a game that burns money! I heard a sigh come over: "Alas~ another year, another fool - for me, another undeniable failure." ”

When Vinci followed the prestige, it was the disabled soldier! Seeing Vincy turn his head to look at him, he suddenly walked over and pointed his stump at me Vincy: "You." What is the difference between a soldier and a civilian, do you know? ”

"Difference," Vinci glanced at Tulis and saw that he was just like himself, that is, Tulis did not know what the soldier wanted to do, so he had to reply cautiously, "a soldier has a duty to keep his political group safe, and if necessary, he will defend it with his own life." A civilian has no such responsibility. ”

"It's exactly the same as it says in the book." The soldier said mockingly, "But do you understand what these words mean?" Can you believe it? ”

"Well, I don't know, sir." Vincy had no choice but to answer truthfully, she really didn't know, and she didn't want to know.

"Of course you don't know! In the end, the soldiers died for the people, or the people died for the soldiers! He glanced at Vincy with a very playful expression, "That's it, it's over." Perhaps we can meet again on a more pleasant occasion. The man said this inexplicable sentence, and without waiting for Vincy and the others to answer, perhaps he already had the answer in his heart, and he didn't need Vincy to answer at all, so he waved his stump arm and left.