Unconsciously, Vincy actually laughed, this lewd laughter, but he startled himself, and when he reacted, he hurriedly covered his mouth, but it was too late, and everyone looked at him like a madman.

"Brother, he won't be scared crazy, will he?" The girl leaned uneasily to her brother's side. The laughter erupted so suddenly that there was not a hint of warning.

"Humph!" Brother Ling also agreed with his sister's statement, and also thought that Vincy was scared, no normal person would let out such a weird laugh! I felt inexplicably relieved in my heart, and laughed shamefully, "Now I know that I'm afraid, it's too late!" Now if you kneel down and kowtow to me to admit your mistakes, I may still intercede for you in front of Secretary Park! ”

Vincy was surprised to hear him say that he would just let himself go, and he stood there but didn't just leave. Tulis was overjoyed and said, "What are you waiting for? Let's go! ”

Vincy hesitated for a moment and said, "Yes."

The young man sighed again and said, "It's a shame that you are also a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for so long, and you don't understand the rules at all." Want to leave without even knocking your head? ”

Tulis gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I was careless. Then he wanted to bend down. I grass! Vincy was shocked, this guy wouldn't be so spineless, just kneel down when he said kneel, and hurriedly pulled him up.

"What are you doing?" Tulis looked at Vincy in confusion, "People kneel." ”

"I'm dizzy" kneeling down so without a little mental obstacle, and still so arrogant? Vincy slapped his forehead, "Manly man... ”

Tulis muttered, "They're not。。。。。。 ”

"What did you say?!" Vincy was stunned.

Tulis then said, "I mean。。。。。 Kneel and kneel, and there will be no loss of meat! You don't have to kneel, I'll kneel for you, be righteous! ”

The young man spoke again: "Kowtowing is not enough. ”

Tulis blushed and said, "Then you still want to do this?" The young man nodded and said, "Let him," pointing at Vincy, "kowtow three times, and call 'grandpa' three times, and I will spare you!" ”

"Or?" Tulis looked at Vincy with some embarrassment and said, "You're coming too?" After saying that, he approached Vincy knowingly and whispered in his ear, "Just admit it." ”

"You don't just take it... You're really 'cowardly'! Vincy was really speechless, "Didn't you say that you were a soldier, why did you admit defeat so easily!" What about your vows? ”

Still in a mosquito-like tone, Tulis whispered, "If you can't win, admit defeat... What's so strange about this. My oath is to fight if you win, and run if you can't win!"

"This is your 'enlistment oath'?" Vincy plucked his ears with his hands, and the guy was panting in his ears, tickling his ears weirdly.

"Hey, it's my vow." Tulis said.

Vincy was very curious, what kind of army this is, and cultivated such a strange soldier: "What is the enlistment oath?" ”

"That's a lot, I don't remember! I only remember the sentence 'Kill the enemy heroically, die on the battlefield' or something, I can't remember, a lot... The sir says a word, and we repeat it. ”

"Your sir..."

"Let me tell you... The chief can't remember. As he spoke, he gave Vincy a 'you know' look.

"That... What's your answer!? ”

"Of course: yes!" Tulis proudly said, "My answer is louder than anyone else!" Then, looking at Vincy, he asked, "What about you?" ”

"Me?" Vincy had never thought about this question, and he was a little embarrassed.

"You answer, yes or no!"

Vincy finally made up her mind: "I refuse to answer such a stupid question!" ”

Tulis didn't expect Vincy to give such an answer: "What did you say? This is the last and most glorious choice of a valiant warrior, you ... You say ... Is this a stupid question? ”

"What's wrong?"

"Of course not! Big wrong! If he were human, he would definitely answer: Yes! If it is a programmer, it will definitely answer: no! Who the hell are you!? Although the conversation between the two of them was very quiet at first, everyone heard it as they spoke. Especially the young man named 'Brother Ling', it was more like he had caught the ironclad evidence and began to question loudly.

"What about them? What are their options? Vincy pointed to three men and a woman behind him.

"Yes! I would not hesitate to choose" they replied in unison: "Yes!" ”。

Vincy asked, "You all choose to be willing?" ”

"Yes! We all do! ”

"Let's go, I'm gone, I'm not going to play with you anymore. A bunch of fools! My mother said that if you don't play with fools, you will become fools if you play with fools! ”

"You... What did you say? You say we're stupid? ”

"Aren't you? Only fools are willing to die on the battlefield, no, fools will not choose to die in battle, you are not even as good as fools! ”

Vincy sat down on the floor and began to take off the beautiful looking shoes, which Tulis had put on for him, and which automatically adjusted to the shape of a person's feet; It was very comfortable to wear, but it was still very difficult to take it off, and it was no wonder that Tulis would 'hurt' the girl's foot.

Qiushui was very distressed when he saw Wenxi savagely treating his birthday gift: "What are you doing!" ”

Vincy's face smiled into a flower and he held out his hand. "Your outfit! Shake hands, kid! I'm going to forget about you - even if I don't give up now, you'll force me to give up halfway. This is your shoe, girl, give it back to you, I'm afraid these shoes are just as stupid as you... Silly people, like athlete's foot, are contagious. ”

Tulis also puzzled by Vincy's actions: "This choice... All right? ”

"Okay? Brother, this is the only option. Vincy shook the hand of Tulis again, who was still in a state of confusion, and continued, "A word of advice for you—being alive is the last word! He turned and walked away, his chest puffed out, his steps clicking, his head held high.

"Stop! If you don't explain it to me today, don't want to leave here! Just then, a voice came.

"Secretary Park!" The other five seemed to know the comer, and they all stood up and greeted them with smiles on their faces, as if they were greeting a savior.

The person who came didn't pay attention to the flattering faces, but walked directly to the front of Vinci, not to mention, worthy of being the person around the leader, or some officials who are not angry and arrogant, Vincy secretly admired in his heart, and only heard him say: "Today, if you don't tell me your answer, don't want to leave here!" ”

"He, that's him, is here to make a big fuss! And beat people! It's like a lost lamb has found its own mother, and those people suddenly have a backbone.

"Hey, hey, I'm talking to you." Seeing that Vincy didn't react at all, Tulis thought that Vincy had never seen the world, and was scared stupid, so he hurriedly pulled the corner of my Vincy's clothes to remind him.

Vincy straightened up and said angrily, "Shut up! My answer, why should I tell him! Judge by your wisdom, Tulis. Am I wrong about this statement? Isn't the meaning of these words logical? ”

Tulis didn't know how to answer, he must have wondered where he had put his wisdom, why couldn't he find it all at once?.

Vincy smiled, "You'll know." He turned to the visitor and said, "Would you like to taste my fist?" ”

"Did we get something wrong?" The young man didn't expect that Wen Xi would dare to say such words to Secretary Park, is this guy pretending to be crazy or really stupid, "It seems to the stupidest person: Isn't Secretary Park all the most understandable?" ”

The person who came was even more speechless, he had never encountered this scene before.

"Is there still a king's law, is there still a law!" Vincy said again.

"Big brother, big brother, can we stop saying this!" Tullis grabbed Vincy, good fellow, but he got this sentence, regardless of the occasion, endlessly.

"I'm going to interrupt you here, sir." Secretary Park weighed for a moment, with his experience summed up by years of working as a secretary, when you are not sure whether you can step on it to death, the wisest choice is to put down your body, "What you said is correct, but this last point I don't think is very reasonable." ”

At the same time, everyone's eyes turned to Secretary Park, and no one understood why his attitude had changed so much.

"What do you mean?" Vincy asked.

"I mean: a soldier, if he does not have the courage and confidence to die on the battlefield, then, when he comes to the battlefield, he must be a deserter. Moreover, I would like to add that there is no room for doubt on this point. Deserters ---- bound to be punished! Secretary Park emphasized the last sentence in particular.

"Please explain, sir!" Vincy said.

"It's all too easy to explain, my dear Mr. Vincy. All races, all nations, the punishment for soldiers who flee is almost exactly the same, this is the legal paper, whether you want to or not, if you do become a soldier, then everything is clear. Dying on the battlefield ---- not your choice, but your obligation! A must obligation! Glorious obligation! ”

Vincy said: "That's impossible! ”

"Impossible! Why, my good friend? Secretary Park smiled at the corner of his mouth and said to Wenxi.

"What if by luck I dodged the last bullet of the last war ---- I'm still alive?"

"Your point is a pointless sophistry," Secretary Park quickly retorted, "whether you are willing to die in battle, and whether you must die in the end, these are two different things!" If you don't have the determination to die on the battlefield, even if you survive to the end, you will face severe punishment! ”

"I don't want to die on the battlefield, I just want the enemy to die on the battlefield, go to the battlefield and send people to the head, stupid!" Vincy replied.

A startled silence accepted this unexpected and reasonable answer. When Secretary Park saw the light in everyone's eyes, he knew that everyone had seized a new hope.

Tulis was the first to open his mouth:

"That's an idea!" He shouted.

"What a brilliant idea." He naively added it himself.

"So, what do you mean......" Mr. Park asked.

"What I mean is, let's not always have the idea of dying on the battlefield, what a stupid idea! Let those who advocate this idea be the first to die on the battlefield。。。。 Hehe, including you。。。。 ”

What an indignant and passionate words, everyone was quite moved when they heard it, and even those black-eyed blues ran over to shake hands with Vincy.

"Yes, good! You can say that again! You can say that again!! Secretary Park kept clapping his hands, his eyes eager to swallow Vinci.

"Good! Your Excellency Secretary, that's all, good! Vincy said, "I may add, pray!" Don't think that way. ”

"Sir!" The secretary was robbed of the limelight, and was ridiculed, and said angrily in a trembling voice, "You are so righteous to save people, you are not afraid to take so many dangers, we should all be grateful to you!" Inside and outside the words, the meaning of sarcasm is quite obvious.

"Danger! Who says there's 'danger'? Vincy cried out.

"It's not me!" Tulis replied, his eyes widened and his gaze resolute. Others also understand that this is a bargain with the secretary, but... I seemed to be applauding just now, and I seemed to shake his hand.

There is even one who quietly patted the hand that was stretched out just now, regretting his reckless action just now.

"Danger! What's the danger! After clapping his hands, in order to win the trust of the secretary, he quickly stood firm, "Secretary Park, he is a danger, we all have a 'human witness', as long as he doesn't, maybe he is not a person at all!" Only a robot would say such an outrageous thing! ”

"Oh~" The secretary returned to his previous posture of controlling everything, and inadvertently sent a hint of approval to the one, "Robot~~ This is a little tricky, I don't know who your master is, we can't destroy other people's property without the master's consent." Alas! As he spoke, he scanned the crowd with his eyes.

"Mr. Park," the young man named 'Brother Ling' immediately understood the leader's intention, this is to let them speak! So he also interjected and asked, "Like this kind of wild robot, we don't have any laws to restrict it, you look at his dress, strange costume, dressed like a big white goose, it's just ulterior motives!" ”

"Don't you need to ask, Mr. Park! The Rakshasa people are not man-eating savages! They are definitely not like that, he is dressed like this, everyone knows what he wants to do---- he is simply sinister, whether it is him or the master behind him! "Another person came to his senses and began to look for evidence of Vincy's crime from Vincy's clothes--- unfortunately, Vincy's shirt happened to be white!

"Although we suffered a lot from the Rakshasa and were abused, it was a test he gave us, and we eventually withstood the test and emerged victorious. We are all like a useful animal. All the big white geese--- no, the Rakshasas know our value, and they love us as much as they love us like valuable pigs and loyal dogs. ”

"You!" Vincy grabbed Tullis beside him and dragged him over, "You, you explain to me, what are they talking about?" Why can't I understand a word? What a big white goose, what a Rakshasa man! They treat you like pigs and dogs, why are you so happy!? ”

"Big brother... Tulis wept and said, "Can I not explain? ”

Wen Xi said: "No! You have to explain! ”

"Uh~~~ Let's say so~" Tulis leaned closer to Vincy's side again, and put his mouth close to Vincy's ear, his heart was really bitter, whether he wanted it or not, he had to be tied up with this master.

"Just say it out loud!" Coming to this set again, Vincy pushed him away in disgust, what was wrong, it was like he had done something immoral and couldn't see anyone.

"Can't say it out loud." Tulis glanced around weakly and shook his head helplessly.

"So mysterious?!" Vincy asked, seeing Tulis nodding, he had to take the initiative to stick his ear over, "Then you can say it。。。。。。 ”

"And so on ... Meddlesome! "The more Vincy listens, the brighter his eyes become!" If I had a 'Rakshasa certificate'... I can't do it too。。。。。。 This kind of name is also ugly.,Won't it all be... 'Ghost', right!? In that case, don't hesitate any longer, we should go, and get out of here. Which way should we go? Vincy asked.

"Go now?" Tulis was taken aback by Vincy's performance, now he is on his way to the 'Universal Exposition', and besides, his mission is to take this master to the 'Forbidden Star', not to Raushzi's 'Rakshasa Star'! "It's better not to go... Tulis was a little embarrassed and said, "They are not human ... ”

"Not people! Is it really a ghost?! Hearing this, Vincy was overjoyed! If you can see ghosts in this life, it will not be in vain. I remember talking about this with my friend Jack back then, and the two of them had surprisingly the same thoughts: where there are ghosts, there is hell, hell is much more vivid and interesting than heaven, and there are many beautiful female ghosts! Rogue! Hee-hee-hee, it's not bad to get a few as pets, pleasing to the eye, and 。。。。。。 directly. Marry a wife during the day, and at night, the day is a ghost!

"Much scarier than ghosts" Unlike Vincy, Tulis was like having a pendulum disorder, both in his voice and in his body, he couldn't help but tremble, "Do you know what the conditions for waging war are in our place? ”

"To start a war is to start a war, to see who is not pleasing to the eye。。。。。 Yes! As he spoke, Wen Xi suddenly remembered what Na Lanying told him, and he was also shocked, and couldn't help but 'ah' out, "You have to kill your closest relatives first: parents, wife, brothers, sisters?!" ”

Tulis didn't squeak, just stared at him with fear in his eyes and nodded silently.