Chapter 21: The Mess (I)

Da Vinci fell asleep, this was the first time he slept since entering the governor's courtyard, the reason, of course, was 'stretching his legs and staring at the pills'. The predecessor Nalan Ying left him a few, and after he ate one, he was really fierce and didn't feel sleepy at all. However, shortly after he ate the second one, his small coffers were confiscated, forcing his gaming career to be interrupted.

What Lan Ying left when he left, he now understands it deeply.

We'll end his story first, and we'll leave aside how Da Vinci will be a scourge to the entire galaxy in the near future.

Vincy was sleeping, but Liu Chang's life was not easy.

As we mentioned earlier, the forbidden star is not actually a planet in the true sense of the word, it does not have a main star in the true sense of the word, and it does not belong to any star system.

It's not very big, it's slightly larger than Earth; It is not accurate to name it 'Star', strictly speaking, it is a spacecraft, it does not need to draw energy from the so-called 'sun', the whole vehicle is similar to the original 'base', and its energy source mainly comes from neutron fission in the center of the earth.

It's just that the energy pool of this 'forbidden star' is much, much larger than the original base. Because, its central energy source is a neutron star! It has another name here---- Cosmic Fruit.

Only after the destruction of superstars can there be a chance to form neutron stars. It is like a fruit tree that is formed after germination, growth, and flowering.

After Governor Alan left office, he left Liu Chang with too many bad debts, and there were still many forces, seeing the vacuum of power, they were ready to move, such as when Liu Chang handed over to Governor Alain, there were all kinds of abnormal phenomena.

Mutant species are one of them! If these puzzles are not solved, his next steps will not be able to move smoothly. And because of the eldest disciple Liu Ni, a lot of time was delayed.

Now, it's time to address these issues.

"Gentlemen" Liu Chang stood in the huge star curtain money, and held his first video conference after taking office, which was to announce that he had taken office, and to draw an end to the previous boiling rumors, which was also his inaugural speech, "You guessed right, now standing in front of you is me, the new governor of this galaxy, my name is Liu Chang, 23 pairs of genetic sequences of the human race!" ”

On the surface of the "hairless two-legged beast", everyone still gave Liu Chang enough face, and sat upright one by one, maintaining a zombie-like serious expression on his face. Privately, there were still people who didn't have enough respect for the new governor, and the leader of the Rakshasa tribe of the orc branch was one of them. He made no secret of it, holding a huge pipe in his mouth, pouting in front of everyone, and muttering quietly, saying that it was a small mutter, but his voice still reached everyone's ears clearly.

After speaking, he inhaled hard, and then, a puff of smoke sprayed out of the corners of his mouth and nostrils.

"Beast?!" Of course, Liu Chang also heard it, and when he turned his gaze to the source of the sound, the unhappiness in his heart disappeared without a trace.

The Rakshasa Department of the Orc Branch, he knows this sub-branch, and knows that they are different from himself, but the appearance of the other party still breaks through the bottom line in Liu Chang's heart, Orc Clan, it's not strange that you look like a 'beast', but you're too fucking a 'beast'! Rakshasa among beasts, beasts among rakshasas! I saw him dressed in a patina, eagle beak, dragon claws, single horns, fangs, thick arms and a twisted snake body, which made people think of "half-orcs" especially... Seeing something almost made him laugh out loud in front of many subordinates.

"He is the assistant to the Rakshasa patriarch ---Vlakisl Vlazhensvich Kungang", seeing that Liu Chang's face changed slightly, from the initial anger transfer to very playful, and even surprised, I don't know what the new governor thinks in his heart, so he has to introduce Liu Chang in a low voice.

"Don't poop chicken... Don't pull on people. Still scraped with a stick?! If this was not a serious meeting, Liu Chang would have thought that the assistant was joking: "Why does he have three legs?" Liu Chang couldn't help it, leaned on the assistant's ear, and asked what he saw

"The Governor... That's not three legs. The assistant's face turned red, and he quickly turned off the sound of the video before speaking.

Liu Chang asked, "What's that?!" ”

"That's ... His chirp。。。。。 The assistant's face turned redder.

Liu Chang was shocked: "Chirp!!? "You're an orc, that's right, there's no need to be such a beast, it's all mopping, and when I contact his name, I know that his name really has a deep meaning--- stick scrape! It turns out that people also bring their own 'sticks'

"The Rakshasas... All so? Liu Chang thought of a serious problem, if the Rakshasa people are dragging the third leg around, then, you must avoid all the Rakshasa territories with your own cruising route, it's too fucking disgusting, you have a huge, almost mopping chirp, why don't you find a leaf to cover it, I admit it if you don't cover it, respect your customs, and wipe your butt with it, it's unacceptable!

The assistant shook his head and said, "No, it's not!" Only the patriarch is like this ... ”

"Oh, that's right." Liu Chang looked at it very meaningfully, "The patriarch of Kungang... I don't like cows the most... That one... Bar"

"You know that," the assistant replied, feeling that something was wrong, and explained, "no, I didn't mean that, I mean, I mean, it's a secret shared by our forty-eight peoples. ”

"Forty-eight nations know ... Secret, is it a secret? Look at him, he doesn't mean to keep it secret at all. ”

"Poof," the assistant laughed, "Governor, you're so humorous."

"Be serious, be serious... Meeting! Liu Chang pretended to be dissatisfied.

"Governor, can you make me laugh a little longer?"

"No! Meeting!! Hahaha, hahaha! Although the assistant is very eye-catching, he turned off the sound, but the image is still there, and he wanted to hold back his serious and serious glorious image, but this scene is so funny and ridiculous, he doesn't let the assistant laugh, but he can't help laughing.

"Ahh Harry hurriedly patted his head with his hand and motioned for the assistant to turn on the voice, "This... Yes! I beg your pardon, I laughed! On such a serious occasion, I smiled unkindly. I won't apologize, because, I did it on purpose! Just now my assistant asked me if he could make him laugh a little longer, but I didn't agree! However, I broke my promise, I am here, and I ask everyone's permission to let me laugh a little longer! Liu Chang said that he wanted to laugh for a while, but he didn't mean to smile at all, but his eyes stared indifferently at the Rakshasa patriarch, this was a naked provocation to his authority, if he didn't make a proper counterattack, Liu Chang's name would become the laughing stock of the entire galaxy.

"What's wrong?" Sure enough, Liu Chang's words still caused a lot of shock, under the control of the previous governor, Governor Alan has never been so tough, of course, Governor Alan rarely asks about the world, and they hardly see him.

"Nothing—nothing." Some of them were timid, so they quickly lowered their heads, not daring to look at Liu Chang, so as not to be seen as a provocation.

The brief jolt was fleeting, and only the few feelings in his eyes that made it difficult for Liu Chang to let go—they didn't like Liu Chang at all, the new governor.

"Who's the one talking to the Governor?" There are also curious people who ask their companions around them.

"Oh, you don't even know him? That's the Patriarch of Kungang, and it seems that you are overly nervous. He's a ruthless man in the Megatron Galaxy, and I hope your name isn't remembered by him. ”

The guy who was overly curious quickly shrank his head and carefully studied whether the chicken leg in front of him was a rooster's leg or a rooster's fucking leg.

Liu Chang observed, but many people didn't look at him again. Of course, Liu Chang understands that their attitude is very ambiguous, and he neither supports nor opposes it.

Liu Chang stood up again, and the audience suddenly fell silent.

"Aha," Liu Chang added his late laughter, and his tone stabilized, "Since we've all met, I'll say a few more words." ”

"The world suffers because of its sins! Those sins cannot be avoided, but the one who caused them deserves to suffer!

Do not treat people with malice; Show people with benevolence and righteousness; We must stand up for justice, and let us continue to fight and finish what we are currently doing;

We should do our utmost to pursue and achieve a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations. ”

Kun Gang laughed, and only a few patriarchs laughed, and Kun Gang was one of them.

"He can't be serious, right?" He asked the patriarchs who sat at the other end of the table, which was several feet long, and they looked like they were members of the same clan.

"I think so." One of them looked at him with a frown but a look of fear in his eyes, "It's a bit weird, because usually he tells us what we can and can't do, and then pat our ass and leave, it's a no-brainer." “

"Before going to bed, let's sing the song "Glory to the People" together!" Kun Gang shouted. Liu Chang noticed that the smiles of the others had become very dull.

"Ready, sing!" “

A couple of people on the other side of the table, no, let me count, thirteen of them all yelled.

"Selfish, warty, wretched garbage people who breed like insects, old and bald, or hairless on their legs, with their toenails falling off, our heads can hold nothing but glory, let us forget the past, do our best, care for each other, and glory to the people."

"Ah, music—" he said, wiping tears from his eyes, "it's a state that allows me to transcend myself!" Okay, now it's bedtime, run – go! “

"Aha-" he said with a giggle, "that's funny! As soon as the words fell, he suddenly stared at one of them, his face hideous, "Why don't you look at me and dodge?" And you, why are you going around so uncharacteristically today, just don't dare to look directly at me? ”

With that, he suddenly lunged at them, and they all hurriedly crouched down to dodge. In front of everyone's eyes, I don't know where Kun Gang took out a stick and beat two of them into meat sauce, while the remaining eleven people all squatted there tremblingly, and none of them dared to make a move.

"Why are you still stunned! Hurry up and find someone to wash the floor. This is a sacred place, and it is disrespectful to the Governor to make it filthy. As he spoke, he glanced at the rest of the people, and saw that they were all shrunk on the floor like quails, shivering, and dangling the third leg deliberately, "Remember the next meeting, get rid of the most damned three percent first." ”

Across the screen, Liu Chang felt that his scalp was numb, what was going on? If you say kill, you kill!? No signs at all? And ---- "three percent?" What is the rationale for this? Why not five percent? He turned to ask his assistant

"Huh?" The assistant didn't expect that Liu Chang was not entangled in killing people, but why he killed people. Shouldn't he ask why this patriarch kills, how can he be interested in a statistic? Scared stupefied? "The patriarch believes that where there are people, there are good people and bad people, and there are always a few bad people, and three percent of the people in the crowd are bad people." The assistant had no choice but to explain in a low voice, for fear that his voice would reach the demonic ears of the elder's huge phallus.

"Oh, that's the case," Liu Chang responded, "three percent?" There are three bad people out of a hundred... Liu Chang reacted, "That's not right." Two people for thirteen people。。。。。 Doesn't seem right? ”

"The Governor..." The assistant was a little crying and laughing, I don't know if this new governor is pretending to be stupid or really stupid, when is this happening, the approach of the patriarch of Kungang, even fools know that this is in Liwei, Liwei to him, but he is entangled in who the other party's math teacher is, "This is the mathematics of the Rakshasa characteristics of Kungang... The assistant whispered.

"Oh? Rakshasa Characteristic Mathematics? Liu Chang was even more attracted by this sentence.

"Yes, the Patriarch said to build the self-confidence of the Rakshasas. There are not only mathematics with Rakshasa characteristics, but also physics with Rakshasa characteristics and chemistry with Rakshasa characteristics。。。。。。 And," the assistant paused and said, "These are all done under the personal deployment and command of the Patriarch Zai. ”

"Holy shit! How cow . Woo woo woo ~ ~~ "I didn't expect this vulgar patriarch to be so talented, he was so talented, he completely threw the dissatisfaction just now out of the clouds, and sighed from the bottom of his heart, but as soon as the words came out, he was covered by the assistant, and Liu Chang shook off the assistant's hand unhappily, "What are you doing covering my mouth!" ”

"In public, you can't say 'fuck me' in public! Privately... It's better not to say it, don't report it, it's going to be troublesome. "When the assistant said 'fuck me', he couldn't wait to stick his tongue into Liu Chang's ear.

"Oh oh oh" Liu Chang nodded hurriedly and said, "I'm rude, I shouldn't have said foul language" Liu Chang thought it was the assistant who reminded him to pay attention to the occasion when he spoke, this is the scene of the banquet, there are a lot of men and women, young and old, it is not good to leave a vulgar impression on them, and he also deliberately gave the assistant an apologetic smile after speaking.

"No," said the assistant, "it's not a matter of foul language, it's easy to cause a riot!" ”

"Why?" Liu Chang didn't understand.

The assistant explained: "This sentence is registered, there is only one person in the whole world... That one... That one.... You're infringing! It will cause the Rakshasa people to protest. ”

"Oh?" Liu Chang asked, "What should I say then?" ”

The assistant remained vigilant and saw that there was no one around; Although there were many people in the distance who focused their eyes on this, the assistant confirmed that at such a distance, they should not be able to hear their conversation, so he said, "It's better not to say it, if you have to say it, you can only say, Kungang Cao, Kungang Patriarch Cao... Say, the bright, wise, and majestic Patriarch of Kungang is okay, but he is not allowed to say this。。。。。 'Fuck me', you're not authorized, no, can't, use that word! ”

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck !!" Liu Chang was so angry that he shouted three times in a row, and he didn't even allow me to fuck 'I fuck', is there still Wang Fa? Is there still a law!?

"The Patriarch is authorized by law。。。。。"

"Okay,, wise, majestic Patriarch" Seeing that the eyes of the people around him were full of surprise and looking at him, Liu Chang had no choice but to compromise. If you don't let it, don't it, it's foul language anyway, and if you don't say foul language, you won't die.

"What an interesting person" Liu Chang was helpless, he had just arrived, he didn't know what the specific situation was, so it was inconvenient to draw conclusions, so he had to make an evaluation of the patriarch in his heart, "It's a little barbaric, but they didn't say anything about themselves, so let's watch it as an outsider." ”

Yes! Isn't there such a ballad?

When you fall in love

You should love the one you love with all your heart......

The mountain alliance and the sea oath are certainly needed,

Love from the heart is even more important!

It seems that the patriarch of the Kungang clan is really sincerely loved by the people of the Rakshasa tribe, and puts his life and death in his hands, including the power of ''.

"Oh, King Haw!" Liu Chang looked at the patriarch who was also observing him through the screen with interest, and asked loudly, "Can you do it again... "Liu Chang wanted to encourage him to kill two more people, you don't care about your own subjects, why should I care, only when the words came to my lips did I remember that my identity was a fucking damn governor, is it a bit immoral to instigate his subordinates to kill people like this? Changed his words: "How many times do you throw it after peeing?" ”

The patriarch also did not expect that Liu Chang, as the governor, was not panicked or frightened, nor did he righteously reprimand himself for killing innocents and being ruthless; I had pre-prepared answers for the above two situations, but I didn't expect Liu Chang to ask this boring question with interest, "What do you say!" ”

Lao Tzu is killing people, but you ask Lao Tzu how many times to shake after peeing, are you still human! Lao Tzu is the patriarch, of course he has to shake it a few times after peeing, and he doesn't know how many times he will shake it out, because he doesn't have to shake it himself at all, naturally someone will help him shake it.

There are eight service personnel who are responsible for peeing on their own, and one of them is in charge of dumping. There is also someone in charge of drying, do you want to tell you!

The Patriarch left in a huff.

The Milky Way galaxy has four cantilevers, and the four main cantilevers are the Orion Arm, the Centaur Arm, the Swan Arm, and the Perseus Arm.

The biological system of the entire galaxy is very complex, and in general, it is roughly divided into four races, namely the human race, the dragon race, the feathered human race and the orc race, which are respectively in the Orion Arm, the Centaur Arm, the Swan Arm, and the Perseus Arm.

Corresponding to each race, there are twelve sub-races each, which is why there are 48 planets in the Shed Star. This is a ladder built for the development of civilizations of all ethnic groups to a certain stage in a vain attempt to leapfrog civilization, and it is also commonly known as the big filter