Chapter Seventy-Seven: Are You Still Serious......
Dangdang! Dangdang! Dangdang!
Sun Wukong was carrying a cauldron in one hand, with a black face on one side, and a baby-sized thing in the other hand, and held it up in front of Wang Ji's eyes: "Such a timid little monster, aren't you afraid that it will be roasted one day?" ”
As he spoke, the little thing was still holding a small frying pan the size of a palm, and knocked on his arm vigorously, with an unusually violent and ferocious appearance, as if it was about to break his wrist.
Just now, he flew up with a big pot to shoot him, if he hadn't grabbed it quickly and snatched the pot again, he might have been slapped into the sky again.
Fat, irritable, mouthy, angry, noisy.
The newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and this little chick is not afraid of him fighting against the Buddha......
"Huh...... I'm sorry. Wang Ji hurriedly hugged the boy in his arms, and at the same time put away the frying pan in Sun Wukong's hand.
He also found that this little thing was indeed a little bold, but for the time being, Wang Ji didn't really want to educate it, because it was still measured, not just messing around.
Who let Monkey King casually interrupt their victory celebration?
"Sorry for what? The big brothers dance when they are happy after the battle! What's wrong? Why did he interrupt us?
Dad, you let me down, you continue to play music, and then dance! Tsai is going to help you level him! "The little yellow chicken is still struggling, indignant!
Wang Ji hurriedly appeased: "Forget it, you can't beat him." ”
"If you can't beat him, you have to level him! Isn't it just a Shen Shen? He killed me if he had the ability! Kill me, he'll have to be scared himself! The little yellow chicken glared, trying to scare the enemy to death with his most ferocious expression.
Sun Wukong looked happy, why is this little thing so brave? And what kind of nonsense is all this talking about?
"Come on! Father! You killed me! We're scared him to death! ”
"......" Wang Ji was silent, and then knocked on the head of the third level: "Don't make trouble." ”
"Oh~"
The chick died down in an instant.
As if nothing had happened, the little feet swayed, as if they had instantly turned into a quiet and good baby.
The small pot was also put away by it, and then jumped out of Wang Ji's arms and drilled into Qi Lin's arms.
Qi Lin was stunned for a moment, then hugged it with a smile, and there was a feeling of pampering on her smiling face.
She likes this little thing that loves to mess around.
"Mommy......"
Dozens of unknown drones in the sky quietly disappeared, and Du Qiang Rose was overwhelmed and confused.
Just like this little chick and that frying pan, no one knows why so many strange things suddenly appeared on Wang Ji's body.
"Since this little thing is no longer jumping, it's time to talk about the two of us."
Sun Wukong also looked at these strange things, and then looked at Wang Ji with a flat face and said.
"Huh?"
Wang Jileng paused, and put his right hand down from a small red gun on his waist, a little puzzled.
The two of them ...... Something?
Others also looked at it, but they didn't know why.
"I see you're very inflated......" Sun Wukong squinted, the corners of his mouth pulled up, and he snorted: "I didn't put my old grandson in my eyes at all, although you really told me so much truth It sounds quite reasonable, but things are not so simple."
Children are more serious, I can listen to you more seriously, but if you casually contradict an adult, you have to beat your ass.
In any case, my grandson is thousands of years older than you, and with the hard work of ups and downs in China, he can also be regarded as your elder......
Anyway, my grandson was lost face by you, and you can't lose face casually......
You see, I've also told you so much truth, let's talk about it, how do you want to fight? ”
As he spoke, the golden hoop rod tapped the armor on Wang Ji's chest, which was quite provocative.
"This ......" The people in the male soldier company were a little nervous when they saw this.
"Brother Monkey ......"
"Great Sage ......"
"Don't worry......" Sun Wukong leisurely waved his hand to interrupt the plea of these young people, and sneered: "My old grandson won't really hurt him, at least it's impossible to break his muscles and bones, I'm here to test you, what's the test of beating twice?"
And I think this kid has a lot of strength, he can't be strong even if he can't prepare his body, his methods are quite strange, he runs fast, and he can use wormholes, so he won't necessarily be miserable. ”
As he spoke, he also glanced at Du Qiangrose, and said, "I think even if I bully him a little and beat him a few times to get angry, Lao Du won't blame me." ”
Then, he looked at Wang Ji, as if smiling, and there was an inexplicable light in his eyes, which was imperceptible.
Du Qiangrose, who was about to speak, was stunned for a moment, hesitated, and still didn't speak again.
In fact, she believed that Sun Wukong would be her own, and now he mentioned her father.
"Tell me, how do you want to fight ......" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows at Wang Ji again: "You can make a request." ”
Wang Ji frowned slightly, thought about it and shook his head, "I don't ......"
"Fight! All right! His words were suddenly interrupted, and a small third-level head suddenly jumped out next to him, shouting: "Tell me, do you want to fight alone, or do you want to fight in a group?" ”
It flashed its little wings and flew in mid-air looking at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong frowned and said a little strangely: "You can still fly?" ”
"Nonsense! Your chickens can't fly, huh? Tsai rolled his eyes unceremoniously.
Isn't this monkey stupid?
"I'll tell you the rules, heads-up, it's ......"
Tsai Zai's words were interrupted, and Wang Ji took it back and threw it into Qi Lin's arms.
There are more and more plays with this little thing......
"I don't fight meaningless battles, not to mention that you are purely trying to beat me......" Wang Ji said seriously: "My mission today is over, and then you can go back with us."
As for the rest, I don't have any other combat missions, and I don't have a hobby of abuse. ”
The sky gradually became brighter, and the originally dark sky gradually revealed a little blue, and by dawn, the view between the jungles became much better.
Before you know it, it's been a night.
The mottled and broken trees and dirt pits in the mountain forest witnessed the fierce battle last night.
"Shh Sun Wukong sighed: "I can't help you if you don't fight, my grandson is in a bad mood, I just want to fight to get angry." ”
Saying that, he carried a stick and said leisurely: "If you don't fight, I won't go back with you...... It doesn't matter if my grandson joins the male army company or not, but some people's tasks can't be completed......"
His posture was leisurely, his voice was elongated, with a bit of ruffianism, and he squinted at Wang Ji.
Wang Ji narrowed his eyes when he heard this, but his face quickly returned to calm, and he said calmly: "Our task is to solve the danger you pose, kill you, or take you back."
Of course, now you are not enemies, and you can't talk about killing, but at most we will all fight you again and bring you back.
I'm not going to fight you, there's no need for that. ”
"Shh Sun Wukong sighed again and said disdainfully: "It's up to you? Still want to catch me? Not to mention that my grandson doesn't take you seriously, who among you can fly except this little chick who can fly? ”
said, and smiled: "Of course, as long as you have a fight with my grandson, let me be angry, and by the way, weigh your catties...... Why is it so strong?
I'll go back with you after the fight, don't worry, it won't hurt very much.
And, to be fair, you can ask me, like I can't fly......"
Wang Ji still shook his head: "This doesn't make sense......"
While!
His whole body suddenly flew upside down! Crash into a tree behind you!
"Huh! Big man, grind and chirp. ”
Sun Wukong sneered, withdrew the golden hoop stick that suddenly stretched out to scare the flying king, and flew up, avoiding the tongue that wanted to pay for the other children.
looked at Wang Ji below, and smiled: "You finished pretending, my old grandson is unhappy, how can you say that you don't want to fight if you don't want to fight?"
If you don't want to fight, then take a beating!
Of course, you can still put forward conditions to prohibit my grandson from flying, and my grandson can't bully people too much......"
"Ahem~Ahem~Ahem~ No...... Don't let it. ”
A slightly embarrassed voice came, but also with some coldness.
"Big brother teased you, you still take it seriously......"