Did Yu Mingchuan really fall asleep?

Of course, it's really sleeping, who would be a normal person who would fake sleep in their own home.

It's just that he sleeps unsteadily as usual, and he can wake up quickly at the slightest sound.

The quality of sleep of modern people is so fragile.

Therefore, as soon as Li Shishui entered the door, he woke up after the sound of squirming footsteps, and the sound of the hair dryer was so loud, it was in his ears, it was difficult for him not to wake up.

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High-precision mechanization and high-specification intelligent transportation industry chain have greatly shortened the delivery time, and today he received the housekeeping robot ordered in Taomao.

It looks about 1.2 meters tall, and is housed in a silver-gray cardboard box with a cool fishnet-like DNA-like structure on the back.

After unpacking, a pure white housekeeping robot with a strong sense of mechanics appeared in front of me.

The white shell has a blue-gray symbol pathway, which looks a little cool and mysterious.

Yu Mingchuan reached out and touched its head, the shell was very round, it looked very safe, and it was difficult to cause harm to human cubs.

"Ding~, the owner's information is being entered, the entry is complete, please name the owner." The electronic screen on the robot's head shows a smiling face.

The whole smiling face is embarrassed in the center of the screen, which is strange and cute.

Yu Mingchuan pondered for a moment, "It looks dull, short, and pure white." ”

"Then you'll call Maruko!"

"Ding~ Maruko accepts the instruction, and the naming is complete."

Yu Mingchuan was a little surprised, this robot was even more intelligent than he imagined, with a strong information extraction function.

Thereupon.

"Who am I?"

"Ding~ You are - Yu Mingchuan, my master."

"Oh, I'm not Yu Mingchuan. I'm like an umbrella, traveling all over the world. Likes sliding shovels and coke rain. ”

"Ding~ Detect that the master has a weak ability to take care of yourself and a suspicious mental condition, Xiao Maruko will be on standby to observe you for five minutes to determine whether to be admitted to the hospital."

"Yo he~ a little bit of a person who knows people."

Li Shishui was not too surprised when he saw this scene.

Yu Mingchuan is the kind of person who can't be said, it's very bizarre and gives people an outrageous feeling.

It's long overdue to buy an intelligent robot.

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After a few days of fermentation, the number of fans of Yu Mingchuan's trumpet [Xiaosheng is just a medicine seller] has basically stabilized.

It reached 45.2w, and the momentum is very strong, but it is difficult to make a big improvement with this one video alone.

And his comrades-in-arms at Station B speculated about his relationship with foreigners, because his trumpet only focused on foreigners.

At first, some people suspected that [Xiaosheng] was the trumpet of [Inhuman], but then it was refuted with reason.

[Ke Scholar here]: "First of all, [Xiaosheng] is the boss of the ghost animal area, while [Inhuman] is the living area. Moreover, the [foreigner] is a high-quality poet and a writer of traditional literature! Can this level be the same? ”

[Two breads and cheese]: "The comments of the Ke scholar are a little biased, and the professional bias is very great." But I don't think they have anything to do with each other, maybe [Xiaosheng] is also a fan of [Stranger]. ”

The comments below are also unanimous.

However, Yu Mingchuan's goal has indeed been achieved, and his tuba fans have also risen, and more people know about foreigners. Although it may just be a vague impression in the bottom of my mind, it is also a good thing.

His new book, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? has already started to be sold in major bookstores, and the results will be known tomorrow.

His gaze turned to Yu Mingchuan's bedroom.

He was now barefoot, bare white ankles. Yu Mingchuan shrank his feet, stood on the dark brown floor of solid wood, and shouted:

"Maruko ~ Get me a pair of socks ~"

The robot soon arrived in his room.

But there was nothing in the two robotic arms. "Ding ~ The owner's instructions are not clear, reconfirm, whether to ask for stockings, or stockings, or ......"

Yu Mingchuan: "Whatever, don't have a long tube, and I don't have a long tube." ”

"Ding~ is comprehensively analyzing the master's instructions, the master can't step on the cool floor barefoot, please go back to bed."

Then Yu Mingchuan was pushed to the side of the bed by the robot, and I have to say that the strength is quite big.

Yu Mingchuan got into bed and watched the robot leave.

Then he got out of bed again and crossed his legs on the floor.

In less than a minute, the robot returned with a normal pair of white socks.

Yu Mingchuan rested his left elbow on his thigh, and stared at the robot with his head in one hand.

"Maruko~Can you help me put on my socks~~"

"Ding~ Yes." The robot gently lifted Yu Mingchuan with one foot, and then quickly put on his socks.

When he was about to put on the other foot, Yu Mingchuan said: "Okay little ball, cancel the order." ”

The robot's movement stops.

Yu Mingchuan silently put on the socks of his other foot.

He was really testing the robot's performance, but he didn't want to take advantage of the dignity of 23 years.

Although no one saw it.

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It was already 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and Yu Mingchuan did not fall asleep as usual.

At first, he had a lot of expectations for his life and felt that there were many things he wanted to do in his life.

Later, like countless mediocre people, he did things that were said to be NB, and at the age of 28, he was still a secondary two disease, and more often spent it in silence.

However, the world seems to be a little different.

Second Life will be released next year and is a 100% realistic virtual reality game.

It sounds like a background in a game text rather than reality.

Yu Mingchuan has read the announcement on the official website, and its propaganda is "1:2 time passes, and your second life begins." ”

As far as he knows, the game's player data is closely linked to reality.

He guessed that it might be a similarity in appearance and voice, after all, when it comes to profession or even deeper, it is a serious violation of personal privacy.

However, this game is so unusual that people in this world are not impressed because they are already familiar with the current worldview.

However, with 100% realism and global promotion, the world's abnormal tech tree, and the 1:2 time flow rate commonly set in realistic unreasonable novels......

What man doesn't have a dream of rubbing a fireball!?

Yu Mingchuan was a "great magician" in his previous life, his mother was single, and he would live alone until death if there was no accident.

He, O came into this world to be suspicious of anyone.

But Yu Mingchuan has always wanted to do his best to maintain this daily life - no matter what.

He was trying his best to live, but he couldn't help but fantasize about the existence of something surreal.

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He thought that a person could not live out his old age in mediocrity, and if he had to say anything, he believed that a person must go through at least three times in his life to compete with the gods.

He knew, he wasn't quite normal.

He thought that this era was not normal either.

In the middle of the night, Yu Mingchuan lay on the bed and whispered, "Little Maruko?" ”

"Ding~ in" In the dark night, the robot's screen still flashed with a hazy blue smile.