Chapter 24: The barbecue party
When it was time for dinner, Arcentero, who had always been dressed in white armor, took off his military uniform and changed into a white robe, and walked far away with a long wooden staff. He looked like a slender old man, but he was still in good spirits, his waist was straight, and he said from afar:
"Oops, I've smelled the smell of barbecue from afar, and I haven't smelled such fragrant cooked food in a long time."
Everyone nodded and took their seats, lined up around the campfire. Start with Akandro, next to Pippi Shrimp Handsome Guy, Shark Dubin, Kiki, Lingji, Jellyfish Enchantress, Aaron Brothers, Dr. Zhuo, and Captain Akang.
At first, everyone was a little reserved, and they didn't make a move around the roast beef on the bonfire in the middle. Curious, Acantero asked:
"Huh! Aren't you hungry? Do it yourself. ”
Now no one is reserved anymore, and both big and small hands are reaching out to the beef. I'm already hungry, but I feel even more hungry when I smell the meat.
Dubin ripped off the tender meat and handed it to Kiki, who took the roast with a shy and slightly suspicious look. There is still some uncertain feeling in her heart: she lost her father when she was very young, and now she has actually picked up a father who seems to have a bad reputation, but is very kind. Is this dad the same dad as his dad? I only have an impression in my heart that I seem to have and don't seem to have.
Just put the meat in his mouth and bit it, and he snorted it to make Kiki stunned. Immediately spit out: "Oops, there are broken stones, and I have teeth!" ”
Du Bin scolded the stupid big Pippi shrimp handsome guy unhappily: "How many times have I said you? Switch to a spear to catch your prey, why do you still stone it? The shards of the stones are hidden in the flesh! ”
"It's easy to use stones, but it's also lethal?" The big man replied.
"You're in trouble, the flesh has been blown up, not to mention that there are many stone fragments hidden in them, and they have gotten to the girls' teeth. How will you please have a daughter-in-law in the future? Dubin was a little sarcastic.
"Hahaha......" Akentero smiled generously: "Don't blame him, let's just eat slowly!" ”
The handsome guy pursed his lips and stopped talking, munching on meat. He didn't care about the stones in his flesh, he bit them anyway.
Lingji, the good sister beside Kiki, leaned over to the enchantress on the other side, and asked while eating: "Mom, you fought me that time before, and you pierced me to the point that I fainted, your thorn is really powerful." ”
In Lingji's heart, her mother, who was lost when she was a child, has now been picked up, so she will naturally be curious about her mother's previous stories.
"So much meat can't stop your mouth, and that time I deliberately stabbed you because I thought you were like my daughter. Use pain to force your body's energy veins and make you evolve stronger abilities. The Enchantress said.
"Mom, I heard the captain say that your real name was Yaoji before, why are you called Enchantress now? It's so ugly. ”
"Eventful, called Yaoji, reminds me of a lot of past events and makes me sad. You want to hear the story so much, ask the two handsome brothers next to you if they have a story? ”
The meaning of the jellyfish enchantress is the two brothers of Akun and Aaron on one side, and these two brothers are relatively handsome. The word handsome guy in the words was heard by the big guy of Pipi Shrimp opposite, his name is "handsome guy", which is a coincidence.
"Say me?" The handsome guy put down the meat and started his mouth.
Lingji and Kiki were stunned when they faced each other, almost squirting out what they had eaten in their mouths.
"I know my name doesn't suit me, but my mother gave it to me, don't blame me! When I was born, I wanted to be handsome, so I gave it this name. The handsome guy said.
"You use this name, is your dad okay?" Lingji couldn't figure out how she could ask such a question.
"Dad? I haven't even met him, and I don't know what he looks like. ”
"Ah, won't your mother tell you?"
"My mom has a bad memory, I can't remember." The handsome guy sighed.
"Why is that?" Lingji was curious.
"My mother only found that her memory had dropped after the second evolution, and evolution sometimes brought the backward habits of her pets over. And her pet, like many fish in the sea, has only seven seconds to seven minutes of memory. She had forgotten who my father was, but in order to remember who my son was, she kept a diary every day and kept it with her at all times. So I barely remembered that I was her son, but ......"
The handsome guy showed a little sad look.
"But what?" Lingji was still curious.
"But one day, my mother forgot where she put her diary, and she couldn't find it, and soon she forgot who I was."
Almost all of the people present in the audience had expressions of sympathy that seemed to be more complicated than sympathy, because this incident was also a joke of mockery.
Only the rude Dubin couldn't help laughing out loud: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." I shouldn't have laughed, but you're so humorous, ......"
"And then?" Lingji was a little tempted to change the subject, hoping that he wouldn't be allowed to mention his parents again.
"I've always been special-looking, and once I met a shrimp. He was more willing to play with me than the children in the same village, because the children in the same village didn't want to play with me. I took the shrimp back to the village as a playmate, but a child from the same village noticed that he was much taller than me. He laughed at me and Pippi Shrimp for being a combination of big monsters and small monsters, and put a stone on Pi Pi Shrimp's back to see how much it could carry. And then I was tricked by him to go somewhere else, and when I came back, Pi Phi Shrimp had already been crushed by that stone......" The handsome man's face began to well-up with anger.
Lingji didn't dare to ask any further, but the handsome guy still continued:
"I pushed the murderer, who was taller than me, to pay for it, and he punched me over next to the corpse of Pipi Shrimp. I felt that my body was changing in pain, my blood was boiling, my mind was going to explode, and there was a fire burning in my heart. Everything is changing in anger......
I've evolved for the second time, and my pet is Pipi Shrimp. In fact, after I got used to the nickname of Pipi Shrimp, I found out that my real name is Anchovy Mantis Shrimp.
After the transformation, I didn't know how powerful I was, and I pushed away the murderer who had provoked me. Syllable! His body bounced off the wall and fell again. Fractures all over the body, I don't know if it's hanging? And his father is the village chief.
Then the whole village came after me, and I realized that I had killed someone, so I ran away until I met Acantero, who took me in. ”
The people sitting there didn't laugh at the handsome guy Pipi Shrimp anymore, and the handsome guy realized that the scene was frozen, so he hurriedly raised his head and grinned: "Oh, I said too much to ruin everyone's fun, hahahaha, let's continue to eat." He gulped down on the flesh and tried to change the subject, "Captain Akon is a detective, he must have a better story to tell everyone, if only I were half as smart as him." ”
Everyone looked at the captain, and the captain smiled a little embarrassedly: "How can I have a good story?" There are quite a lot of incidents of oolongs, how can you have the face to say it? ”
Yakun is an uninhibited person, and asks casually, "Tell me how you became a detective!" ”
The captain raised his eyes, a little embarrassed: "This...... Speaking out will affect everyone's appetite, so it's not appropriate to say it here. ”
"Say, it's okay," Dubin was a little vulgar, not caring about appetite or not.
"Well, I'll put it mildly. It was many years ago, and there was a fugitive wanted in the Taiping Imperial City who had been on the run for more than 50 years and was still on the run, and it was said that he ran to land and took shape as a terrestrial humanoid to escape the disaster. The reason why this fugitive is so difficult to catch is because he is very good at telepathic mind reading and has a sixth sense that can read other people's brain waves. The second evolution allowed him to run like a fly, and no one could catch him.
The people who went to pursue him, when they approached him, were sensed by him because of the brainwave consciousness in their brains that grabbed him. So he ran away, so he pursued him many times in vain. ”
"Wow! It's a real headache for the prisoners. Aaron sighed, "What then?" ”
"I was still a trainee detective at the time, and I went to study and practice on land, but God gave me a lot of luck. Because I once ate mutton with strong tea, I had an upset stomach for many days. I found a local doctor on the land and prescribed a random prescription to cook a bowl of medicinal soup, and was just about to drink it, when the door of the room was pushed open and a stranger rushed in. He said to me:
"The soup you cooked is so delicious, I'm hungry, give it to me."
I didn't want to give him the soup with my hand, but he rudely grabbed the soup and pushed me to the ground. I had a big fall.
Before I could speak, he was already cooing.
I tried to get the soup back before I spoke, but he kicked me down again. I yelled that it was medicinal soup, don't drink it. He stopped and asked me what kind of medicine it was? When I told him the name of the medicine, the soup was almost gone. When he heard the name of the drug, he couldn't cry or laugh, threw down his luggage and rushed out to find the bathroom.
I saw the stolen goods in the luggage he had left behind, and then remembered that his face was that of a wanted person, and that he was the fugitive. When he opened the floodgates and released the flood, he was too weak to run, and I tied him up.
Many of the police officers in the Imperial City who caught him but didn't catch him felt a little embarrassed because he was caught by one of my interns. They all agreed to give me the title of a great detective, and I officially became a detective. ”
"Wow! What's that? So powerful. "Yakun has also been traveling on land for a while, and he is curious about what kind of medicine it is.
"Croton." As soon as the captain finished speaking, he covered his mouth and regretted it, which is a taboo at the dinner table.
"Hahaha......" everyone present who knew Croton laughed.
Yakun's mouth was fast again: "Ah, that croton is a laxative, are you constipated when you were uncomfortable?" Hahahaha......"
Maybe it's funny, but no one thinks about the taboo at the dinner table, and everyone laughs heartily.
"Opening the floodgates to release the flood is really humorous, hahahaha......" Dubin added.
The captain's face was cold and hot, and he was very embarrassed: "I have already said it very tactfully, don't break it, I wouldn't have said it if I knew it." ”
I don't know how long he laughed, but Acantro, who had always been pale, blushed with laughter.
The captain felt that it was time to push the boat to knock on some anecdotes from Arcantelo: "Everyone be quiet, in fact, the oldest person has experienced the most things and has the most stories. We should ask Arcantero to tell us some stories, and he is welcome to tell one! ”
Everyone's eyes turned to look at Acantero, who seemed to be the eldest in the group at this time: "Story, well! Okay, I'll tell you a story about a drifting bottle, and I'll start with that......"