Fifteen minutes before the show the next day, it was quiet backstage.

Wang Hui returned to the capital for something.

Guo Degang rested in the backstage room.

Yu Qian went to a small gathering with friends.

Hou Ye is still playing with demonic beasts in the corner.

Qu Xiaoyun wore headphones and closed his eyes to listen to soft music.

Xiao Yueyue sighed, leaned on the sofa, and clicked on the short video software "Shake Yang" with sleepy eyes.

"I'm ...... Tender"

Slide away.

"Ichigao Iri giao ......"

Slide away.

Title: At the moment of Jincheng, a good voice appeared.

"If I meet you

And you're young

With the most sincere heart

For your truest love"

Slippery~

Xiao Yueyue's drowsiness disappeared, his eyes widened in surprise, and he enlarged the video.

"Oh my God...... Isn't this Senior Brother Qu! ”

"Senior brother, look at who this is!"

Qu Xiaoyun took off his headphones and glanced at them: "This seems to be ...... It's me. ”

"You went to the Eye of Tsujo last night? This video has more than one million likes! ”

"I went, I played with Uncle Qian for a long time after the performance yesterday."

"You Xiao Zi Department, first Qin Xiao became popular in short videos, and now you are also ...... Is it really possible to do whatever you want with good looks? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile, and didn't take it seriously: "I'm far away from Brother Qin, and I don't shoot these things, the heat will go down in a few days." ”

……

Hou Ye came to the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, the performer Qu Xiaoyun!" ”

After two appearances on stage, Qu Xiaoyun gradually adapted, although he was still a little nervous, but he was much stronger than before.

Today, when the audience saw him on the stage, the noise was much quieter, and there were sporadic applause.

This is a good sign, after two shows, it seems that there are audiences who are familiar with themselves.

He bowed to the audience, then sat down steadily, slammed his mouth with a striking sound:

"The injury is the most cold day at night, the haggard and unspeakable, invite wine to urge the intestines to get drunk three cups, look for fragrance and dream five colder, hairpin head phoenix oblique Qing has tears, I have no chance to lose flowers, Xiaolou's lonely heart and the moon are also difficult to hook ......"

Eye-catching falls again, waiting for interaction.

The theater audience shouted in unison:

"It's hard to get !!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes!" Rank, do you know the origin of this poem? ”

"I don't know !!"

"Did you go to school?"

"No !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Good guy, it is these positions in the audience that highlight my high school graduation!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This poem was written by the son of the predecessor of cross talk when he fell out of love when he was studying abroad, this poem is well written, I thought it was an old poem at first, and it is also one of the set poems I like." ”

"The book continues from the previous article, where was it last time?"

"I don't know !!"

"It's good, if you can't remember it, I'll be able to eat it for the rest of my life."

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"

"Did you give my master the nickname of the Pit King?"

"Yes!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Not only you, I have heard countless pits dug by my master over the years, the big pit is covered with small pits, the pit is turned over the board and the board is connected to the board, and the dirty pit is clean and the plum blossom pit is clean, but in fact, some of the pits are not to blame my master." ”

"You are all lovers of stand-up comedy, take the eight sticks in stand-up comedy, what are the eight sticks?

refers to eight long stand-up comedy, including "Junchen Fight", "Shuo Erye Sports Car", "Big and Small Nine-Head Case", "Bachelor Jie", "Zhang Guangtai Goes Home", "Ma Shou was born", "Song Jingang Bet", "Kangxi's Private Visit to Yueming Building" and other eight paragraphs, of which the last four paragraphs are from the commentary "Yongqing Shengping".

But which eight full-length stand-up comedy are referred to by the eight sticks, there is really more than this one, others such as "Antique King", "Zhang Shuangxi", "Thief and Ghost Grab the Knife", and later "Shooting Liu Hanchen", "Bai Zongwei Falling from the Tower", etc., can also be included. In this way, there are more than eight sections of the eight sticks.

So now the term is to understand the eight sticks as a general term for long-form stand-up comedy, and "eight" is just a general reference. ”

"It's really not easy for these eight big sticks to come, in the early years, cross talk artists all said on the street, then they would also have white sand words, and the white sand word is to carry a broom, a pair of bamboo boards and a small cloth bag, and the bag contains white sand. When he was working, he squatted in the field, used the ground as paper, used sand as ink, sprinkled words with his right hand, and struck the bamboo board with his left hand to sing Taiping lyrics. ”

"It's not easy, the wind is halved, and the rain is all over.

What does it mean that the wind is halved and the rain is all over?

It's also easy to understand, the street says that the cross talk is windy, and there are fewer people listening, and if it rains, the people will all leave.

Storytellers are different, they are disciples of Sage Confucius, and they call storytellers all Mr.

It is rumored that some cross talk artists listened to the storytelling in the teahouse, and he changed it to a joke, and when he looked back, he said that the response was good, and that the cross talk was good at amusement, and he added a lot of baggage and jokes to the book, which affected the business of storytelling as soon as he came and went.

The storyteller is gone, this is choking.

There are rules in the line, after negotiations between the elders of both sides, in the end, the storytelling artist was given eight paragraphs of the cross talk artist, and the cross talk artist could only say these eight paragraphs, and could not say anything else.

And these eight paragraphs of the book are not complete commentaries, they are all pinched and removed, and they are as smooth as sticks, so they are called the eight big sticks. ”

"The already incomplete book, after so many years, the stories that have been handed down are even more incomplete, and in the early years, artists said on the streets, saying a paragraph and changing places, and the story did not need to be learned, which made the story even worse.

Take "The Nine-Headed Case" as an example, my master will have three heads when he learns, he has worked hard, asked a lot of old gentlemen, and found that the collected stories can't be connected, they are not next to each other, and finally they are combined with the information to re-create, and only then can we have the current version of the complete "Nine-Head Case". ”

"In the future, I will also study with my master, and strive to recreate the lost jokes, so that they have a beginning and an end, okay?"

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "I really can't remember what I said in the last book, or I will learn from my master to dig a pit and give everyone a new one." ”

"Appeal !!"

"No!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Just kidding with you, when I talked about the key places on the stage, some audience asked me to talk about it, I am actually quite willing to tell everyone, how interesting it is to joke and have fun with everyone."

I don't say it's because, first, my time is up, and it's time to change my master. The second is that I deliberately sell Guanzi, and if I don't sell Guanzi, I am a layman.

"Rank, listen to books, listen to plays, listen to axes. Listening to the book is not deductible and meaningless, what is the meaning of telling a story about Uncle Wang carrying water, it must be Uncle Wang carrying water, someone called him, he turned his head and conjured up three heads, you will feel very curious, the book said that I will not say this, I will give you this buckle tomorrow, why Uncle Wang has three heads, this person is dazzled. ”

"Hahaha!!"

"The big hero raises his knife and shouts for his life, and the audience will be curious, oops, what's next, is the person dead? As soon as the people came the next day, the storyteller went on to say, "The big hero put his sword together, forget it, and don't kill it." ”

"Hahaha!!"

"What does it mean to listen to the play, the axis is the most important play. Today, the theater has performed several plays, the last one is called the big axis, and the penultimate is called the finale, many people don't understand, oops, this is the actor of our finale, in fact, it's not amazing, it's only the penultimate one, and the big axis has to be the best actor. ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at the bell in the theater and smiled: "The text hasn't been said yet, let's talk about this for a while, when ten minutes of playing have passed......"

"Appeal !!"

"Okay, the book continues from the previous article, and the last book talked about ......"