Chapter 30: Zhang Helun is bad
Luan Yan pulled Zhang Helun with a serious expression: "Xiao Yue didn't lie to you, this is really Master's seat!" ”
This will be done, and the fan of "as I am here" has been fully unfolded.
"Brother Yue, I misunderstood!"
Zhang Helun raised his butt and wanted to slip away, but Xiao Yueyue directly pressed him and sat down.
"As long as you sit in each seat, you can't change it!"
Luan Yi snickered in his heart, and also wanted to see the excitement: "Yes, you also saw the fan given by the master!" ”
Zhang Helun took Xiao Yueyue's arm and pleaded: "Brother Yue, since you can exercise your rights for Master, help and show you the way." ”
Xiao Yueyue didn't have the same knowledge as him: "Okay, for the sake of you also wanting to be hot, I, the brother, don't have the same knowledge as you, as long as you can fool other people to sit here, you can change seats!" ”
"Thank you, thank you, Brother Yue!"
This will be kung fu, pigtails and Yang Jiulang walked in, both of them dressed very fashionably.
Pigtails fans in the live broadcast room brushed up the barrage:
"Second Master !!"
"Sixth Brother !!"
"I think the second master still looks stylish in a coat."
"Don't fall for Zhang Helun's !!"
Zhang Helun saw that the pigtail was coming, and he was secretly happy in his heart - the brother-in-law sat here, and he would definitely not blame him as a brother-in-law.
"Sixth brother! Help your sister Dalian! ”
Zhang Helun greeted him attentively.
Yang Jiulang stopped in the middle: "What are you doing?" It's so disgusting! ”
Zhang Helun didn't take him seriously, and didn't even look at him: "You open your eyes and talk to me again!" ”
Yang Jiulang replied: "It seems that your eyes are much bigger than mine!" ”
Zhang Helun didn't pick up the stubble, and directly invited the pigtail to sit down.
"Quick, please take a seat!"
As soon as the pigtail entered the door, he was so out, and he really didn't react.
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.
I didn't react, but I didn't sit down immediately.
"Ahem!"
Qin Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, he was just pitted by Zhang Helun yesterday, and today he saw that he was going to pit others, so he couldn't bear it anymore, and coughed and reminded.
The pigtail looked at Qin Xiao and frowned, looked around again, reacted, and took two steps back.
Zhang Helun smiled and pointed at Qin Xiaoxian with his hand: "Xiao Qin, it's good!" When Master comes, I'll let Master test you to memorize it! ”
“……”
Zhang Helun saw that he was exposed, and he also truthfully recruited: "Brother pigtail, do my brother a favor!" I sat in the wrong seat just now, if you sit here, I can change my seat, Master is your brother-in-law, and he won't say anything about you. ”
The pigtail smiled: "It's not a problem!" ”
Zhang Helun gave a thumbs up: "Righteousness!" ”
"I'm not done! If you start telling me the truth, I'll definitely help you, but if you fool me, there will be no way! Also, if Da Lian looks like you, the one who jumps into the river first must be Xiao Liu! You ask your Xiaojuan to help you go! After speaking, he left in a chic manner and sat next to Luan Yi.
Yang Jiulang didn't say anything, walked to Zhang Helun's side, widened his eyes vigorously, made a silent mockery, and sat down next to his corner.
Live Room Audience:
"The second master did a beautiful job!!"
"I feel sorry for Qin fool, Zhang Helun is our Bai Yueguang's enemy!!"
"Jiulang's eyes are too cute!!"
Zhang Helun is not dead yet, waiting for Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang.
"Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new year!"
Meng Hetang came in with a twist, and Zhou Jiuliang followed.
Zhang Helun knew that Meng Hetang was clever, and Zhou Jiuliang, who flickered first, turned out to be a fool of whom, and the two of them were not in the same place, and they were overjoyed.
The brothers and sisters are all seated, and Zhang Helun's C position is extremely conspicuous.
"I'm sorry in my heart, everyone will give me a witness, I'm just helping the master cover up."
As the brothers and sisters exchanged their heads and ears, the door behind the table opened.
Guo Degang held a folding fan, followed by Yu Qian and Gao Feng, and the three of them appeared together.
All the brothers and sisters stood up.
"Hello Master!"
"Hello uncle!"
"Hello Mr. Gao!"
Zhang Helun immediately bounced up from his seat and invited Guo Degang over.
Xiao Yueyue fanned the flames: "Master, he sits in your seat." ”
Zhang Helun smiled and defended: "Master, I'm here to warm up the seat for you, I'll blow it for you!" ”
"Good, good!"
Guo Degang sat down with a smile, and Yu Qian Gaofeng sat on his left and right.
Everyone sat down, but Xiao Yueyue didn't sit down.
Zhou Jiuliang was curious: "Brother Yue, why don't you sit?" ”
Xiao Yueyue stood beside the master, holding a large fan with both hands, quite a Dazuo style.
"Sit down, I've got something to do."
Guo Degang: "I didn't sit down if I had something." ”
Xiao Yueyue nodded, remembering the past: "Yes, there is a play tonight." ”
"Have you all eaten?"
Yu Qian continued: "Who is here after dinner!" ”
"You're all here for the family dinner? What would you like to eat? ”
Zhang Helun stood up: "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, Songhua belly, dried meat, sausage!" ”
Guo Degang glanced at him: "Get out!" ”
Yu Humility was happy: "It's also on the back!" ”
Zhang Helun looked at Qin Xiaoxian with a smile: "Hey, I'm carrying a bad back, Senior Brother Qin's back is good!" ”
Guo Degang nodded: "Then let's have a paragraph!" ”
Qin Xiaoxian didn't have the slightest defense, pondered for a moment, and opened his mouth: "There is a reckless person in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since the Taoyuan Three Righteousness, the uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei Xuande, and the family lives in ......"
Guo Degang interrupted: "Don't say it, it's really like a third-level announcer of a county radio station, sit down!" ”
After Qin Xiao sat down, he whispered to Qu Xiaoyun, "See, how can this non-alliance work?" Brother, be careful of Brother Lun, he's broken! ”
"Good ......"
Guo Degang proposed: "How about we eat noodles today?" ”
"Okay!"
"Eating noodles is the traditional custom of our Chinese, especially in Jincheng, Jincheng people must eat noodles for their longevity, and they also pay attention to eating noodles with stir-fried vegetables, spring, summer, autumn and winter in four seasons, to be matched with different stir-fried dishes, a total of 16 kinds of stir-fried dishes......"
Qu Xiaoyun was very happy to hear it, he had eaten at Master's house before, and he was looking forward to it!
"Above!"
With Guo Degang's greeting, the staff put a bowl of noodles without marinade in front of each person, and placed a few bowls of sea bowls with lids on the table.
"The noodles are all together, today we have hidden mysteries in our faces, these sea bowls with lids have different dish codes, each dish code has a different statement, who will open one first?"
Xiao Yueyue volunteered: "I'll come!" "I lifted one of the lids, and inside was a stewed banana with tomatoes, and there was a comment on the lid.
"Now cross talk has become an idol, and it has swelled!"
Guo Degang looked at the apprentices: "Who do you think this sentence is talking about, who is talking about raising his hand!" ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and then the pigtails, Qin Xiaoxian, and the baked cakes raised their hands.
Guo Degang glanced at the baked cakes: "Standing can startle the dog, it's embarrassing!" Xiao Yue, give him a spoonful first! ”
"Hahaha!!"
Xiao Yueyue beckoned to the camera: "Xiao Gu Xiao Gu, get me a spoon!" ”
The sponsor's doll walked over with a spoon.
Xiao Yueyue teased: "Sun Yue didn't come, it's better to come, like an elephant coming!" ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:
"If Sun Yue is here, he can sit on your ass!!"
"Hahaha, like an elephant coming to !!"