Volume 2: The Maniac Descends from Heaven into the East China Sea Chapter 1: Full of Wine and Food
[Liquor is a pound and a half of beer to pour casually - I did it, you feel free! ] γ
The gorgeous chapter of Wuya and Xiaotian who don't know each other came to an end, and the prologue of the side by side chapter also began.
"Little two! Ten jars of good wine, one table of good dishes. Wuya shouted to the door.
Because of the battle, everyone retreated to the door to watch the battle. Xiao Er doesn't want to be a bird, what if he fights again? was thinking about it, but was kicked out by the boss.
The boss of Yipinju had the face of a black-hearted businessman, and scolded: "Go out and serve food to the two masters." β
The boss is actually a good person, and he doesn't dare to make money with his conscience. He knew that these two were not good stubbles, although he also had a bit of a background in this Donghai Mansion, but he was not enough to see in front of these two.
"Two masters, you can eat and drink as much as you like today, the shop is all-inclusive, as long as you eat and drink happily." The boss trotted all the way to the two and said with great hospitality.
"I'm not the kind of brute who is here, I can settle this account as I want, and besides, these damaged tables and chairs are also counted on my head." Wuya doesn't care about money and is very generous.
"How can this work?" The boss excused himself. He was afraid that he would not agree with each other, so he glanced at the giant knife again, looking at this knife, it is estimated that the pressure can also crush him to death, let alone draw the knife to see the blade.
"If it doesn't work, I have to compensate for what I damaged."
As he spoke, he took out a large ingot of gold and smashed it on the table.
"Is that enough?"
"Enough, enough." The boss said a little embarrassed.
That's enough! This is a luxury restaurant in a prime location, and this ingot of gold is enough to pay for tables, chairs and benches, and these tables and chairs are all pear blossom wood! And what about the lord's five-table banquet? Well, it's better to keep your life first, and then earn it slowly!
Noise began to be heard at the door.
"Silver-haired boy, red pet, isn't this the villain?"
"You don't want to live anymore, beware of being heard by him."
There was a lot of talk at the door.
Now there is no one on the entire first floor except for Xiaotian, Hubao, Wuya, and Little Girl.
The housekeeper looked at the little girl on the second floor, anxious, but he really couldn't beat the young man with the knife, maybe not even the tiger.
Miss, let you suffer!
"What's going on at the door?" Wuya asked to himself. He didn't ask Xiaotian and Hubao at all, they both had a virtue, and they were gnawing on those broken bones.
Except for eating, nothing can motivate the two of them.
The little girl pricked up her ears and listened, "It seems to be talking about this brother." As he spoke, he pointed at Xiao Tian, "Say that he is a big villain." β
Wuya hammered his forehead, who did he follow?
"Leave him alone! Oh, by the way, I haven't asked my little sister your name. Boundless diverted from the topic.
"My name is Rou'er." The little girl replied shyly. At home, her father didn't let her talk to her subordinates, let alone introduce her name to outsiders.
"You don't look like a cultivator, do you?"
"Hmm." The little girl nodded.
"Then you dare to come to this place? Besides, the strength of the people who protect you is not enough. β
As he spoke, Wuya looked contemptuously at the housekeeper and the others on the second floor. The angry housekeeper shuddered, but who made himself inferior to others?
"Father said he would come in a few days, so let's get used to it first." The little girl said delicately.
Then he mysteriously put it next to Wuya's ear, lowered his voice and continued: "Father said that a major event related to our family will happen here in the next few days, hehe, this is what I secretly heard my grandfather say to my father. β
"And you still tell me?"
Wuya was amused by the little girl's harmless heart.
"I think you are good people, brother, don't tell my Uncle Xun, hehe." The little girl said mischievously.
Wuya patted the little girl's shoulder, he really regarded the little girl as a sister.
Although she is a little girl, she is actually not young, fifteen or sixteen years old, about the same age as Xiaotian, it stands to reason that girls are more mature than boys at this age, but she is thin and weak, her face is delicate, and she is very moving.
Even though Xiaotian also has a juvenile appearance, his demeanor and behavior can be called a beautiful son.
Of course, all praise is in addition to eating.
The little girl has been overly pampered since she was a child, and her appearance and posture are still a little childish.
Seeing such an intimate act can make the "big man" on the second floor crazy: an inferior person dares to blaspheme the saint, damn it!
The housekeeper immediately climbed down from the second floor, ran quickly to the little girl, and was ready to fight to the death.
Before Wuya could speak, the housekeeper howled: "Inferior people, dare to blaspheme Miss, I... I... I'm fighting with you! β
"Uncle Xun, don't."
Before the little girl could finish shouting, the butler was slashed into the street by Wuya.
The boss who saw this knife was shocked. The housekeeper is the first-class guest of the restaurant, and his strength can be ranked in the city, so he flies?
Ay! It's really a disagreement, and I don't want this ingot of gold, or not?
The little girl was immediately frightened and cried, and tears fell down her eyes.
This cry made Wuya at a loss, and hurriedly went to comfort: "Don't worry, he's fine, I didn't hurt him, he was just blown away by the knife qi." β
Hearing this, the little girl stopped crying and hurried out to visit the housekeeper, but found that the housekeeper was motionless and breathless, and then escalated into a howling cry.
Wuya was even more empty-hearted, so he had to drag the housekeeper into the hall and hammer the butler's back, "cough", and the housekeeper woke up after coughing up.
The little girl comforted the housekeeper with a crying voice and thanked Wuya.
Wuya stared at the housekeeper and said coldly: "Change your so-called concept of superiority and inferiority, everything is empty talk in the face of absolute strength!" Remember, I'm not a nice person! I could have killed you with a single sword, but for the sake of your little master, I spared your life. If you continue to be in this kind of lofty posture in the future, it will definitely bring disaster to you and even your race, so do it yourself! β
The little girl couldn't stay downstairs longer in order to take care of the housekeeper's face, and after thanking Wuya again, she carried the housekeeper upstairs.
The wine and food are all together, Xiaotian and Hubao start the gluttonous mode again, and Wuya is drinking the wine silently.
Xiaotian and Hubao never drink, and from this point of view, Xiaotian and Hubao are good children.
Just when Wuya was bored, two men came in the hall. If it weren't for the butler's appearance just now, it is estimated that there would be a lot of people in the hall now.
It was none other than the bearded man named Lao Tu and the tall and thin man that Xiao Tian rescued in the woods.
As soon as the two came, they immediately clasped their fists and saluted: "Little brother, we meet again, thank you for saving your life that day." β
Xiaotian's mouth was still full, and he said polite words vaguely.
To be able to communicate with Xiaotian normally is to have to eat when Xiaotian doesn't eat, but when will he not eat?
Xiaotian has truly put his limited life into infinite eating.
"Little brother, it's still so delicious!" The two were ashamed of themselves and admired each other.
Both of them also saw Wuya's shot just now, so they then hugged their fists and asked Wuya, "Dare to ask Shaoxia, you are also a friend of the little brother?" β
"I'm his companion now," Wuya stood up and saluted back, "I don't know what the two big brothers call them?" β
"My name is Fang Lie, and his name is Tu Li." The tall and thin man introduced.
"Brother Fang, Brother Tu, at first glance, he is a bold man, and he must have a good drink with the two big brothers."
Wuya can be regarded as catching the two of them, how boring it is to drink by yourself.
After a while, the six jars of wine were cleaned, and the three of them rose up and began to fight for wine, and once they fought for wine, the wine was gone.
"Shaoxia is really massive, brother, I'm ashamed." Fang Lie said while hugging the table leg.
Tuli hugged Hubao, regarded Hubao as a wine jar, and kissed him vigorously, "Why is there no wine?" β
As he spoke, he kissed Hubao again, and after making sure that there was no wine, he threw Hubao away and hugged the wine jar again.
The angry Tiger Bao kept sticking out his tongue and looking at Tuli with his fur pierced.
My first kiss is gone, I'm an innocent little tiger!
Tu Li hugged the wine jar, the root of his tongue was already hardened, and he said vaguely: "Since ancient times, heroes have come out of young people, two young heroes are heroic, one is really able to eat, the other is really able to drink, our brothers are ashamed of themselves." β
Fang Lie continued: "It's not as good, it's not as good." β
Then they hugged each other drunken and fell asleep.
Finally, Wuya was almost drunk, and Xiaotian was fullβit was not easy.
Wu Ya picked up a jar of wine and went out with the little tiger treasure looking up to the sky.