Chapter 41: The Terrible Spring Thirteen Niang
Guo Degang pushed Zhang Helun, who was like a dog's skin plaster, away: "Come less!" Think beautifully! With your body type and appearance, it's almost the same as playing a sand monk. β
Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Wheel, you are too naΓ―ve to think, do you think that the task is to roast chicken wings?" Listen up! If you want to get the heart of the Zixia Fairy, you must first capture her stomach and make her a charcoal-grilled chicken wing. β
"The raw chicken wings crew has been prepared, and the stove and charcoal for roasting chicken wings have also been prepared, but there is no seasoning for roasting chicken wings, you need to go to work in the black shop opened by Chun Shisanniang, and rely on labor to get seasoning for roasting chicken wings."
Guo Degang nodded: "Go quickly, the Zixia Fairy is hungry." β
"Good!"
Deyun Jiuzi followed the staff to the black shop of Chun Shisanniang, and many buildings in the film and television city are familiar, especially the small city building where the swordsman and the infatuated woman confronted each other - look, that person looks like a dog!
"Braided Brother !!"
"Old Qin !!"
"One Piece of Bread!!
On the way to the black shop, there were many tourists who came to play and check in and greeted the Deyun actors.
Chun Shi Niang's black shop has the taste of Tongfu Inn, and before entering the door, Deyun Jiuzi was out of trouble.
An old lady in a red shirt stopped at the door.
The old lady's face was smeared as if she had shaved white, and she put on a particularly enchanting ancient hairstyle, looked at them, and asked, "You young men are the nine sons of Deyun?" β
"Yes, auntie!"
Deyun Jiuzi was confused, and he didn't know how the program team arranged it, so he could answer whatever he asked.
The old lady tidied up her temples and said coquettishly: "Please call me Chun Thirteen Niang!" β
The nine people are stupid, not only stupid, but the gap between them and the image in their minds is too big, and they are even a little disgusted.
Zhang Helun held back his laughter, like a fart, and forced his laughter.
Qin Xiaoxian and his senior brothers muttered in a low voice: "Director Yan has been in a tight budget since the filming of "Extreme Challenge", and now this is still a tight budget, so why don't you invite a little girl...... Even the young lady of the camera is okay, and she actually invited an old lady to play the spring thirteen niang......"
After hearing the identity of the old lady, the pigtail unconsciously took a step back: "Chun Thirteen Niang is like this, Zixia Fairy is estimated to be low-matched, I have seen Jia Ling play Zixia in the sketch, could it be her?" I don't want to play the Supreme Treasure anymore, Xiao Meng likes this role, so let it be for Xiao Meng......"
Jia Ling's voiceover: "Are you polite?" β
Meng Hetang shook his head and turned his head to look at the baked cake: "I am young, I carry forward the spirit of Kong Rong Rang Pear, Brother Cake likes the role of Supreme Treasure, I gave it to him, I am ashamed that my acting skills are not as good, I play a louse on the Bull Demon King, just run a trick......"
The head of the baked cake shook like a rattle, and threw the pot to Qu Xiaoyun: "I am a family man, I am afraid that I will play the supreme treasure, and my wife will be jealous." Xiaoyun, you are single, the role of Supreme Treasure has been given to you......"
Qu Xiaoyun was also speechless: "Let's not talk about who plays the Supreme Treasure, this one in front of me is not the Spring Thirteen Niang, it is clearly the Spring Thirty-Eight Niang......"
"Hahaha!!"
As soon as Zhang Helun heard the thirty-eighth mother of spring, he couldn't hold back any longer, laughed directly, and sat on the ground holding his stomach.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed:
"Spring thirty-eight mother, hahaha!!"
"Poor Deyun Nine Sons......"
"This issue is interesting, what kind of masterpiece will Zixia Fairy play?"
"I predict that this issue will be the most harmonious issue of Deyun Jiuzi......"
Seeing that Zhang Helun was laughing at herself, and laughing extremely rampantly, she sat on the ground laughing, she was very unhappy, and turned around to find a staff member and whispered in her ear.
The staff nodded, then walked to the director team to get a loudspeaker and shouted:
"Zhang Helun, out !!"
Deyun Jiuzi had a question mark on his face, especially Zhang Helun, the game hadn't been done yet, why was it eliminated......
Zhang Helun couldn't laugh anymore, and looked at the staff shouting the horn with an innocent face: "Why?" β
The staff also explained.
"There is only one Supreme Treasure, there are nine of you, so the elimination of the game is very cruel, and Chun Thirteen Niang will have the right to decide which of you goes and who stays."
As soon as the words fell, two men in black appeared in front of the camera, walked up to Zhang Helun, and pulled him away, to be precise......
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, the game hasn't seen !! yet"
"The fastest elimination !! in history"
"Zhang Helun, the spokesperson of the tragic word ......"
Zhang Helun was pulled back into the previous hall.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were leisurely drinking tea, and Xiao Yueyue was holding a banana fan and fanning them.
"Master, I was wronged......"
Zhang Helun's master's call was extremely aggrieved.
Guo Degang pouted: "Yo, this kid looks unlucky, and he's too wronged!" Xiao Yue, go out and take a look and see if it's snowing outside! β
Yu Qian smiled and continued: "It's more wronged than Dou E!" β
Zhang Helun walked to the master's side and coquettishly: "Master, I was eliminated......"
Guo Degang was not only not sad, but was very happy: "Great! The program team doesn't know how to grill skewers, so I'm worried! You're just right to knock it out, and by the time they're done with the game and bring the seasoning back, the skewers will be your job! Xiao Yue, hurry up and make tea for this skewer master! β
"Great!"
Zhang Helun had no love on his face, and hummed the song sadly:
"It's so sad, it's not the kind of result I want, the result is ......"
At the same time, the other side.
Deyun Jiuzi hadn't entered the inn yet, waiting for Chun Thirteen Niang's orders, and at this moment their expressions were serious, and no one dared to laugh anymore.
"Guys, get on the props!"
Chun Thirteen Niang gave an order, and several strangely dressed guys came out of the store, holding peach branches with peach blossoms in their hands, and one of them was holding a tray with copper coins in the tray.
In front of the store, they pulled a red rope, and a long table was placed outside the red rope, and a large foam board was fixed on the long table, and the peach branches with peach blossoms were inserted into the foam board, and each peach branch was kept one distance apart.
Chun Thirteen Niang took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, coldly opened her clothes, revealing the fragrant shoulders, with a tattoo sticker with a peach blossom pattern on the fragrant shoulders, and shouted angrily: "The peach blossoms are not a single inch of grass, and the money is not guaranteed!" β
The remaining eight closed their eyes in unison.
Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it:
"Spicy Eyes !!"
"I'm going to wash my eyes!!"
"I'm going to give a bad review in this issue, it's too easy to give people nightmares!!"
Chun Shi Niang talked about the rules: "The remaining eight of you stand outside the red line, with ten copper coins on your heads, blowing the peach blossoms on the peach branches, asking the peach blossoms to land, and the copper coins on your heads do not fall, and the one who completes it will have the qualifications to be a shopkeeper!" β
This game is a test of balance and lung capacity.
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