Chapter 49: Guo class master pk class master
"Director Yan, the equipment has been debugged."
"Director Yan, the network is stable, and you can broadcast live at any time."
"Director Yan, the actors of Deyun Club are all in place, and they can start filming at any time."
All the staff were ready, and under the order of director Yan Min, the filming of the third phase of "Deyun Douxiao Club" officially began.
After the pilot film was played, the camera was aimed at Qu Xiaoyun.
Qu Xiaoyun sat behind the bookcase in a cyan coat.
A cake was eye-catching, and he opened his mouth:
"There is a saying that it is difficult to get a vote! Guo Degang has been working hard for more than 20 years, and this is the time to operate, it is the flight of the sword, although these various tastes cannot be said by outsiders, but they need to be told to the apprentices! ”
"No, Guo Banzhu will use a dream to talk about the past......
"Smack!" A cake snapped eye-catchingly.
"That's exactly what ......"
"I am not afraid of hard work, and I am hard to get all kinds of skills."
"The sun rises in the east and the moon in the west, and there are many strange things in the north town!"
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There was a barrage in the live broadcast room:
"Coming, coming!!"
"The front row sells beer, liquor, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, grilled fish fillets, ah!!"
"The last time I was chasing a show in class, it was the year of the Riding Warrior War!!"
"There was no cross talk competition in the last episode, but this episode has it, I hope to hear some new jokes!!"
"Let's get started, I'm taking off my pants, just show me the eye-catching ???"
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"It is said that five hundred years ago, there was a class master at the head of the town, and there was a Guo class master at the end of the village, although the two families were peers, the head of the town and the end of the village were also safe and sound on weekdays.
"As soon as the news of Miss Yu's elopement with her lover came out, it spread all the way from the end of the village to the town, and then from the town back to the end of the village."
"The owner of the Yu class sprayed a mouthful of old blood in front of the hall, and shouted, is it tolerable or unbearable, so far the beams of these two families can be regarded as the end, this Yu family class is crowding out the Guo family class everywhere, this hatred, one hit is three years!"
With Qu Xiaoyun's emotional explanation, coupled with the interpretation of the pilot film paper painting style, the effect is very good.
The picture gradually blurred, and it officially moved to the live broadcast screen.
Five hundred years ago.
A subtitle floats by.
Guo Degang led Qu Xiaoyun, Qin Xiaoxian, Xiao Braid, Yang Jiulang, Xiao Yueyue, Luan Yi, and Meng Hetang and his party, everyone was dressed in tatters, and there were patches on them. Everyone walked leisurely to an old old building.
Everyone looked at it, and there were a few big characters written on the archway of the ancient building - Deyun Grand Theater.
That's right, this is the Deyun Grand Theater 500 years ago, with a dilapidated appearance, and even the German characters on the archway have a hole.
Meng Hetang sighed: "Why are the words rotten?" ”
"Ruined!"
Guo Degang answered, and led the apprentices towards the door: "Come, someone has torn the seal and the door is open!" ”
Qin Xiaoxian, who was walking in front, took a step back and gave up the place, not that he was lazy, but that he opened the door in the first phase and opened the shadows......
"Okay!" Ai Tuan Luan is very discerning, stepped forward to tear the seal, pushed the door,
I don't know if I don't enter the theater, and I was shocked when I entered the theater.
The outside of the theater building is already very dilapidated, and the theater is even more dilapidated. The dust on the table is very thick, and the cobwebs are innumerable, which means that this timid person must be scared during the day and at night.
"Look, you all look!"
Guo Degang held a pu fan similar to Jigong in his hand, pointed to the dust and cobwebs and sighed.
"I just look at this house, tears are coming down, it's been three years, this spider web is so old, how can anyone be popular? I complained about the daughter of the old Yu family and abducted my son, and our business is now like this! ”
After speaking, he pointed to the nest head on the table.
"I'm really out of the question, children, we have this little bit left in our house, let's eat one by one, let's think about the next meal after eating."
"Xiaoyun, weren't you hungry just now? Eat! ”
Qu Xiaoyun looked at the dapped nests in the bowl, and suddenly felt that he was not hungry.
"Master, I'm not hungry......
"There are so many pieces of soup, let you eat it!"
Qu Xiaoyun was very aggrieved, and picked up a relatively small nest head from the bowl.
Looking at Wowotou, his lips began to tremble, and he couldn't help but hum:
"Holding the nest head in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish......"
After singing, he forcibly swallowed one bite after another.
The senior brothers couldn't help but snicker when they saw his miserable appearance.
Qu Xiaoyun saw that the senior brothers were laughing at him, and he also began to pull them into the water: "Senior brothers, you also eat, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone!" ”
Guo Degang also echoed: "Yes, everyone has to eat!" ”
The brothers all glared at him, and then reluctantly picked up the nest and gnawed it.
Guo Degang shook his fan and sighed: "Eat it well, after eating this meal, there will be no next meal, and we will be left with such an empty theater!" ”
After eating the wotou, there was a bang, and the wooden door was kicked open.
Everyone looked at the voice, only to see Yu Qian wearing a luxurious red robe, with Sun Yue, Baked Cakes, Zhang Helun, Zhou Jiuliang, and two grandchildren's apprentices, walking in domineeringly.
Yu Qian walked at the front of the team, glanced around the theater, and said dissatisfied: "It's a good theater, it's been ruined like this after three years of work!" ”
At this moment, the acting skills of the people on both sides soared one by one, and they entered the role in an instant, looking at each other unpleasantly, and the smell of gunpowder was particularly strong, and it was about to explode.
Xiao Yueyue saw Sun Yue coming, walked up to him, and spit out the scum on his face.
"Brother Yue's mighty !!"
Originally, everyone entered the role, but this time they were all broken by Xiao Yueyue.
Sun Yue cleaned up the scum on his body, and said with disgust: "Is this nest rancid, or you haven't brushed your teeth!" This flavor of ten miles! ”
Xiao Yueyue pointed at Sun Yue and said angrily: "You fat man, don't lie to good people, I brushed my teeth, this smell is at most Qili incense!" What does it mean to add three more miles to me? ”
"Hahaha!!"
Xiao Yueyue is an old variety show player, and everyone is amused by him again.
After a small episode, everyone went online one after another.
Guo Degang said cool words: "It's still Yujiaban's bright dress, this color, this temperament, you look at it one by one, that look in the eyes is trembling!" It's good, I'm happy to see you again, look at this house, are you satisfied now? It's all a good thing that your young lady did! ”
Sun Yue was unwilling to listen: "Three years ago, it was your kid who abducted my young lady!" ”
Guo Degang disagreed: "That young lady in your family is even more humble than you!" Will my son be able to take a fancy to her? ”
Yu Qian looked arrogant: "Remember, this garden is not surnamed Guo!" We lent it to you! ”
Guo Degang's temper also came up: "It's okay to borrow us, but you secretly make it bad and don't let us act, is that called personnel?" ”
Sun Yue scurried, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said angrily: "I bullied you, what's the matter?" ”
Guo Degang also rolled up his sleeves and prepared to start.
That's it, someone behind him shouted.
"Master, kill chickens with a knife, I'll come!"
Guo Degang turned his head and saw that Xiao Yueyue was out of the crowd.
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved, turned around and scolded:
"Which grandson finished bragging and pushed me out!!"
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