Chapter 55: Yu Jiaban surrenders

Xiao Yueyue and Guo Degang guaranteed the ticket before leaving, and they were bound to persuade Zhang Helun to surrender.

"Wheel, that's good!"

Xiao Yueyue entered Zhang Helun's examination room with a smile on his face.

"Brother Yue!"

Zhang Helun was ready to stand up.

"No, you sit yours!"

Xiao Yueyue sat him down, and picked up the folding fan on the table to fan him.

Zhang Helun looked at his courteous appearance, and had already guessed in his heart that he was not far from ten - nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. If you don't want to prostitute in vain, you have to choke him back before he can speak.

Before Xiao Yue Yue could mention it, Zhang Helun gestured with his hand: "Brother Yue, I want to get ten beans in the exam!" I'll talk about it first, I only recognize beans and don't recognize people! ”

"Wheel, you just see the outside when you say that, isn't it, isn't it just a bean? Brother, what I have, I'll give you twenty! ”

Xiao Yueyue took out a stack of beans from his pocket and counted them with his hands.

"One, two, three, four, five, six......"

"Oh, my dear brother! You are so generous, I thank you! Zhang Helun stood next to him and looked at him counting beans with good eyes.

Xiao Yueyue counted and looked up: "Crane wheel, why are you staring at me counting?" How can I fool you? As a human being, I can only give you more, but can't I give you less? ”

When Zhang Helun heard this, his dialect soared out: "You can pull it down!" Still yours? You're so embarrassed to say! He then turned his head to the camera.

"I'll give you a piece of news, Brother Yue used to fight the landlord with us, he told us about the bomb with three 6 and one 9, what a lack of morality! I'm afraid that we will see through, when the cards are deliberately thrown into the card pile, the technique is high, and the four cards into the card pile are scattered, old amazing! If he hadn't thrown the wrong face, let him be blindfolded! ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~~"

The young lady of the camera couldn't help it, and the camera shook with it.

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Videographers are professionally trained, and no matter how funny they are, they won't laugh unless they can't help but !!"

"I didn't expect such a cute little Yueyue to be such a chicken thief!!"

"Yue Lao Qian!!"

"I've learned this trick too, hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue blocked Zhang Helun's mouth with his fat hand: "Why are you mentioning those old things!" Let me tell everyone, Zhang Helun loves to shuffle cards when he plays poker, because he is the king! ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~~"

Zhang Helun pushed Xiao Yueyue aside and looked left and right: "What's the sound?" The goose playing with the white sand word has come over! ”

Xiao Yueyue thought to himself that anyway, if he brought everyone over, the beans were useless, so he simply gave them to Zhang Helun: "Wheel!" You don't believe me, these are all for you, you can count them yourself, take more! ”

Zhang Helun waved his hand: "Don't you bury people?" Am I Zhang Helun that kind of person? I'm Ding, Mao is Mao, never take more! ”

After speaking, he took the beans and began to count: "One, two, three, three, two, three, four, ......"

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "It's hard to do that, is your math teacher taught by a physical education teacher?" ”

Zhang Helun smiled: "Guo Degang taught!" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~~"

Xiao Yueyue clapped his hands with a smile: "Hahaha, senior black, okay, these are all for you, according to your count, my registration fee is still not enough!" ”

Zhang Helun smiled and put the beans in his pocket: "I will stew the screaming goose in a while, and stew the goose in the iron pot to entertain your brother-in-law!" ”

Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "You don't need to stew the goose in the iron pot, wheel, you promise me something!" ”

"Needless to say, Brother Yue, you don't have to take the test, I'll open a back door for you, and you can pass now!"

"It's not this, it's something else!"

"What's the matter, Brother Yue? Let's just say it if we have something, don't beat around the bush like this! ”

Xiao Yue Yue persuaded with a smile: "You join our Guo family class!" Everyone in the Yu family class has joined the Guo family class, and even your account clerk Mr. Sun Yue has joined! ”

"Can't you?" Zhang Helun couldn't believe it.

Xiao Yueyue was determined: "The truth, when did I lie to you!" ”

Zhang Helun suddenly realized-

Master said that if someone says it's not about money, it's about money.

He is happy to be virtuous, and he still says that if he doesn't lie to himself, then he must be a liar!

It is estimated that this is a test for the program team, a test of whether our examiner's position is firm, yes, it must be so!

Thinking of this, Zhang Helun took out all the beans in his pocket just now, threw them all on the ground, and said angrily: "Big ass face, you fuck me off!" You want to buy me with this thing? Being a traitor is what you Yunzi love to do, how many people have left in your Yunzi over the years! I, Zhang Helun, will never be able to do something to be sorry for Master! ”

Xiao Yueyue was stupid, he didn't expect him to react so much: "No, Tsuruna, I didn't lie to you!" ”

"Don't explain, I don't listen, you let me go!" Zhang Helun pushed Xiao Yueyue out.

"Don't regret it, you stinky security guard!" Xiao Yueyue scolded and left.

Zhang Helun sent him away, and when he returned to the house, he showed off in front of the camera:

"In my life, Zhang Mou, is worthy of the sky, worthy of the earth, born to be a masterpiece, and a ghost male when he dies!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated up:

"Isn't this what Yan Nantian said in "Little Fish and Flowers"???"

"Zhang Helun's treacherous appearance, Jiang Beihe is almost !!"

"Poor Zhang Helun, missed the opportunity, today must be the worst !!"

……

At the same time, the other side.

"Why don't you have a single exam?"

Yu Qian was bored in the house.

"No, I have to go out and have a look!"

Yu Qian thought of this and went out and ran towards Sun Yue.

……

"Uncle!"

"Uncle!"

When all the disciples saw Yu Qian coming, they all stood up and said hello, only Sun Yue lowered his head shyly.

"Yu class master!"

Guo Degang smiled and beckoned: "Oh, the class master Yu is also here to join Cheng!" Welcome, welcome! ”

Yu Qian was stunned for a moment, and his eyes widened in surprise: "Are you all sincere?" Sun Yue, even you voted? ”

Sun Yuele was happy: "Yes, Xiao Yueyue will be able to recruit Zhang Helun in a while, and you will be left alone in the Yu family class, the commander of the light pole!" ”

Yu Qian was silent when he heard this......

Guo Degang smiled and persuaded: "Brother Qian, you can also come, let's form two classes into one class, let's partner together, and carry forward this craft together!" ”

"Yes, uncle, come on!" The disciples persuaded one after another.

Yu Qian smiled and said: "Dare to love us, we were partners five hundred years ago!" Cheng, then we will join forces and fight a family! ”

"Okay, welcome uncle!" The disciples applauded.

"Master!"

"Uncle!"

After this time, Xiao Yueyue came back with a look of grievance: "Master, you have to be your favorite apprentice, I let Zhang Helun bully!" ”

Xiao Yueyue told everything before.

Guo Degang comforted: "It's okay, Master is in charge of you!" ”

Everyone sat and chatted together, waiting for Zhang He's turn to come.

……

The program team notified Zhang Helun to go over to find Sun Yue, but he didn't take it seriously, thinking that it was a meeting in Yu's family class.

When he arrived at the place and saw the scene in front of him, Zhang Helun was dumbfounded: "No, what's going on?" Why are you all together? ”

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "The head of the Yu family class is here!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

……