Chapter 57: Guo Degang Packs Up Zhang Helun (Ask for the first order!) )
Zhang Helun dodged back: "Master, my ass is quite resistant to kicking, but I don't know if you can reach it." ”
"Wow!!"
Zhang Helun is really dead today, although the show is not big or small on stage, but the brothers really didn't expect him to dare to be so rampant, and they couldn't help but exclaim.
Guo Degang nodded with a smile, and then rolled up his arms and sleeves: "It's really my good apprentice, come on, press Zhang Helun down for me!" ”
"Gotcha!"
"Yes, Master!"
Qu Xiaoyun and the two of them pressed him, Zhang Helun couldn't resist, and all the apprentices flocked up together, and he gave it in vain, and he was pressed to the ground in an instant.
As the saying goes, to relieve the hatred in your heart, you must draw a sword and kill the enemy.
was so buried by his apprentice in front of the camera, although Guo Degang was calm on the surface, he had thought of a trick in his heart.
Seeing that Zhang Helun had fallen, Guo Degang ran to him, raised his legs, and kicked Zhang Helun's ass fiercely. Yu Qian and Sun Yuele are no longer good, especially Sun Yue, Le's fat body trembles.
The brothers and sisters took this opportunity to take revenge with hatred and complain with grievances.
Especially Xiao Yueyue, who was just offended today, couldn't be happier.
Xiao Yueyue squatted on the ground with a wicked smile, grabbed Zhang Helun's hair, raised his little fat hand, patted his mouth, and recited words while slapping his mouth: "Okay, you Zhang Helun, smash the beans I saved, blow me out, and say that I have a big ass face, you can really do it, I'll spank your ass, spank your ass, see which of us has a big ass face!" ”
Zhang Helun was pressed motionless, and his mouth was not idle: "Okay, big ass face, today I Zhang Helun is planted in your hands, but don't be too rampant, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, one day you will fall into my hands!" ”
After speaking, he said to the brothers and sisters: "In addition to Master and Brother Luan, one of you is counted as one today, and I, Zhang Helun, am bound to take revenge!" ”
Xiao Yueyue was not happy to listen, silently took off his shoes, and was about to take off his socks.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Helun's eyes widened several times larger than usual: "Hey, what are you going to do with the surname Yue?" ”
Xiao Yueyue said lightly: "Let you be quiet and quiet, shut your mouth, you kid is too noisy!" ”
When Zhang Helun heard that he was going to use this trick, he was stunned: "Don't, Brother Yue, I was wrong!" ”
Xiao Yueyue had already taken off his socks, and asked with a wicked smile, "Do you still have revenge?" ”
Zhang Helun's head shook like a rattle: "Don't report it!" Don't report it......"
Xiao Yueyue pushed his head angrily: "You kid open your eyes and talk to your senior brother, how can you disrespect people!" ”
Zhang Helun's tears fell: "Brother Yue, I want to open my eyes, but I can't open them when I'm choking!" ”
Xiao Yueyue smiled shyly: "Ah, so that's the case, I'm sorry, wheel, I blame you." After speaking, he raised his head, and then looked left and right with a confused expression.
Why are all the people gone?
Although I'm a little sweaty, and I exercise a little bit today, it's not like that, right?
Xiao Yueyue saw that everyone had withdrawn, and he also walked away with each other, if he didn't leave, and waited for Zhang He to get up, it would be 1v1.
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy:
"It's so funny, Zhang Helun is really capable of doing it!!"
"Xiao Yueyue's feet are really fierce, he can think of this kind of trick, it's really a peerless !!"
"Mr. Guo's leg method 666, ah!!"
"What kind of game are you playing, what are you playing, the Smash Bros. of Deyun Club is quite exciting, hahaha!!"
"Today's live broadcast is really worth watching!!"
The farce ended with Zhang Helun covering his buttocks and lying on the ground in pain.
Guo Degang nodded with satisfaction and laughed at himself: "Thanks to classmate Zhang Helun lying on the ground, otherwise I would really not be able to reach it!" But it's fun to move your muscles once in a while, are you happy? ”
"Happy !!"
"It's so much fun!!"
The apprentices replied with a smile.
Because the scene was chaotic just now, and the audience was easy to be confused if they were negligent in the selection process, Xiao Yueyue repeated the situation of the grouping.
Guo Degang - Zhang Helun.
Yu Qian - Luan 怼 - baked cakes.
Meng Hetang - Sun Yue.
Xiao Yueyue - Qu Xiaoyun.
Zhou Jiuliang - Qin Xiaoxian.
Little pigtail - Yang Jiulang.
Guo Degang glanced at everyone, then looked down at Zhang Helun who was lying on the ground covering his buttocks, and asked, "It's okay, right?" There are no objections to the grouping, right? ”
"Nope!"
"No problem!"
"Oops, my ass ......"
The apprentices responded one after another, and then the actors of Deyun Club all looked at the live broadcast camera, and Guo Degang said to the camera:
"Due to today's time, the performance is scheduled for tomorrow, and today's live broadcast is here, thank you to the netizens in the live broadcast room for their support for "Deyun Douxiao Club", see you in the live broadcast room tomorrow!"
Everyone bowed to the camera.
Live broadcast room netizens:
"Alas, it's a bit of a serial routine, and the critical moment ......"
"I really want to see them perform now, but I can only wait until tomorrow."
"Sun Yue Douxiao Club, the first performance debut, looking forward to !!"
"Sit back and wait for Xiao Yueyue to not get the first place, and be beaten by the master and the !! uncle"
"Actually, it's normal to broadcast live, just after the group, I said directly, there is nothing new in the cross talk jokes, they have to study the jokes all night."
"That is, a good meal is not afraid of being late, give them some time to prepare."
"Deyun boys, Deyun girls, see you tomorrow!!"
The live broadcast room is closed.
It's still early, and the actors and actresses after the broadcast are slowly walking towards the hotel.
Xiao Yueyue asked, "Master, it's still early, can our senior brothers shop here?" ”
Guo Degang nodded: "It's done!" Don't delay making up jokes! ”
"Master, uncle, Teacher Sun, you also come together."
Guo Degang shook his head: "You are full of energy, Brother Qian and I are already tired, you go play!" ”
Sun Yue also refused, his general physique was already afraid of heat, and he had been outside for a day today, and he just wanted to lie in the house and blow the air conditioner.
"I'll go back with Master and Uncle!" He also knows in his heart that the players are more in awe of him, and they will be restrained when they have themselves, and they will not have fun.
The pigtail was also a little tired, so Yang Jiulang accompanied him and went back to the hotel together.
Although Zhang Helun was beaten, he couldn't be idle, he liked to join in the fun, and followed his brothers with injuries.
After Master and Luan Yi left, the brothers and sisters were completely relaxed.
"How about going to steam? Who's for and who's against? ”
Xiao Yueyue shook the ancient costumes that had been wet with sweat and clinged to his body, looked at the brothers and asked.
"It's done!"
"Listen to your brother-in-law, I agree!"
"I agree too! When you are tired of stinky sweat, you can just wash it, steam it, and relax. ”
Zhang Helun covered his buttocks and limped his hand: "It's better to press it again!" ”
The rest were unanimously approved.
The brothers talked and laughed and came to the bathing center.
"Seven male guests, get your hands ready!"
……
Romance