Chapter Seventy-Four: Header Scores
"Don't blame the fans for calling you Qin Xiao stupid, if you don't take this opportunity to shoot, what are you waiting for, shoot!"
But Yu Qian, who was watching the excitement on the side, was in a hurry, and his head was trembling with anger.
Guo Degang was in a lively state of mind, and sang a little song with a smile, explaining while singing:
The fiery red sun had just come out of the mountains
Half the sky came on the pitch
The comic team is a two-person appearance
A coach is Yu Qian
Qin Xiaoxian is twenty-five or sixteen years old this year
Next to his male team member
It's all Deyun Tiantuan~
Qin Xiao is not simple
He carries the ball with a heavy load
Look at this ball
It's thin-skinned, stuffed with eighteen folds
The bun that the dog ignores is not so round
Xiao Yueyue wants to receive the ball and pass
Let Qin Xiao take a break and smoke a bag of cigarettes
Qin Xiao said idly
I'm about to shoot the door
After shooting the door, the smoke is given to Yu Humility~
Qin Xiaoxian's mouth is boundless
It is narrow at both ends and is not as wide as it is intermittently wide
If you don't hold the ball, you won't be upset
When I got the ball in my mouth, my head trembled
The angle of Duo Diao can't be missed~
Qin Xiaoxian shot the door suddenly
Look at this ball
Running through that door
Oops~
Yu Qian continued: "How is it?" ”
Guo Degang sang with a smile: "In the next episode, let's talk about ......"
Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "I'll you!" ”
As soon as Guo Degang opened his mouth to sing, everyone's attention was attracted, and the table suddenly dimmed.
"Good!"
The brothers applauded.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also discussed:
"Wow, this singing has a sense of age, when Guo Donglin sang this, he still had hair!!"
"Yes, his hair was quite long at that time, and this original version was a !! of singing women's football."
"Well, when I mention football, I think of the men's football team, Rxx, return the money!!"
"The men's football team has such good benefits, but the kicks are so dish, change me, it's all a loss anyway !!"
"Stop! Originally, I was very happy to watch, but I wanted to drop my phone when I mentioned the men's football team!! ”
Guo Degang finished singing a song, and Qin Xiaoxian smirked and spit out the ball.
I didn't laugh anymore, and the ball rolled very slowly.
Qu Xiaoyun saw that the ball that rolled over was very bright and shiny, and secretly said in his heart that it was not good, so he hurriedly blew it to his teammate Luan: "Brother Luan, pick it up!" ”
Luan Yi's myopic eyes didn't see clearly, and when he saw the ball coming, he directly picked it up with his mouth, and the moment he picked it up, his face suddenly became very ugly: "Oh, tui~"
"Vomit ......"
"This bun... Phew, let the master lead the way... How do these balls taste like leeks and eggs? ”
"Qin Xiaoxian, in order to win, you kid is playing burying it, right?"
The brothers and sisters are happy to lean forward and back together.
Luan Yi collapsed: "Replacement!" Replace Qin Xiaoxian and change the ball by the way! ”
Qin Xiao left the stage with a frown, and Zhang Helun came on the field.
Xiao Yueyue glanced at Zhang Helun, turned around and complained about the baked cakes: "Can you change to one with a neck?" In exchange for him, we won't lose! ”
As soon as Zhang Helun heard that he had a short neck, he immediately ran away: "Okay, you big ass face, do you have a neck?" I'm embarrassed to say that I have a short neck! How can you laugh at 50 steps and 100 steps! ”
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Good guy, where did my brother Lun read the famous sentences in the high school textbook!" ”
The whole room burst into laughter again.
“tui~”
At this time, it showed Luan's IQ, and taking advantage of the infighting on the opposite side, he picked up the ball and aimed it at the opposite goal and shot out.
The ball grazed Xiao Yueyue's scalp and went into the net.
Xiao Yueyue looked at the two hairs falling from the top of his head, and he was about to cry: "Good guy, I lost two more hairs!! ”
Teasing team possession.
Xiao Yueyue looked angry, held the ball in his mouth, stretched his neck that was almost not long, and spit out hard at the goal: "Look at my strong King Kong mouth!" ”
Guo Degang pouted: "I'm too stupid, the King Kong leg has shifted and become the King Kong mouth!" ”
The ball hit it so accurately that it was about to go into the net......
"Invincible Iron Head Gong!"
Qu Xiaoyun reacted very quickly, stretching his neck was a header, fast and accurate, the two people on the other side didn't react, and they were broken again.
Yu Qian applauded when he saw it: "This ball is amazing, this ball is our first header of the game!" ”
After leading 2-0, both sides were replaced, Xiao Yueyue and Zhang Helun were infighting, and they went to find a ruler to measure their necks together after the game.
The cheering team Yang Jiulang and Zhou Jiuliang appeared.
The comic team baked cakes and Meng He candy appeared.
These four people are a bit of a rookie pecking at each other, frequently hitting iron and going out of bounds, but they just don't score.
In the end, it was a 1-1 match, and the team won the billiards tournament by virtue of the previous 2-0 advantage.
"That's the end of it."
Guo Degang said with a smile: "I played well today, I love Luan's mouth is good, and I look like I've been on chemical fertilizer!" ”
Luan said modestly: "Thank you, Master, thanks to their infighting, it's just luck!" ”
Guo Degang asked, "What are we going to play next?" ”
"Let's play rafting, Master!"
After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, the brothers and sisters were very excited, it was so good to be able to play in the water on a hot day.
"Teacher Yu is going?"
Guo Degang asked Yu Qian beside him.
Yu Qian waved his hand and refused: "If you don't go, you have old arms and legs, so you won't mix with young people." ”
Guo Degang nodded: "I'm not going either, accompany my humble brother, we will stay here to pack up the house, and I will send you things later, okay to visit you?" ”
"Good!"
The brothers and sisters replied in unison.
Guo Degang pointed to the pigtail and said: "The pigtail is not suitable for rafting with you, I declare that the pigtail will be the biggest leader among you from now on, and I will appoint him as the chief drifting officer of the Yada region!" ”
"Good!"
The big guys all understood, and they all nodded in agreement.
Guo Degang waved his hand and asked them to start as soon as possible: "It's not early, if you don't go, the river that people are drifting in will be dry in a while, and there will be no water, so let's set off quickly!" ”
"Good!"
Twenty minutes later.
All the brothers and sisters changed into the clothes they wore and got on the cable car.
Along the way, the dazzling sunlight and sultry air could not stop everyone's excitement, and the brothers and sisters chatted non-stop while looking at the scenery on the mountain.
The distance was not far, and after a while, everyone got off the cable car.
Everyone thought that they would arrive at the place after getting off the bus, but the staff said that there would be another mountain road to take the drifting boat, and the brothers and sisters instantly understood why Uncle Qian didn't want to go.
After walking for about twenty minutes, I finally arrived at my destination.
Looking at the rafting raft and the rafting field, everyone's hearts were calmed down a little by the heat, and they couldn't wait for the game to start as soon as possible.
The pigtail clapped his hands and greeted: "The second project of today's team building is rafting, let me briefly explain the rules to everyone!" Our rafting is divided into four levels of pools, each pool has only one entrance, I am the chief rafting officer, equivalent to your referee, your performance I will see, the first place in today's rafting game will have the right to choose a partner! ”
"Do you understand?"
"Understood!"
The brothers and sisters responded in unison.
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Romance