Chapter Seventy-Seven: Xiao Yue Stinks
The camera shifted to Xiao Yueyue.
Xiao Yueyue didn't hear angry or stupid people like before, and went to defend something, but with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he fell into memory.
"When I first started to swell, I thought Master was starting to praise me, and I wondered if it was time for me to change cars. At that time, I didn't have a penny and wanted to change the car, but then my sister gave me the money to change the car, and I didn't even have the money to refuel when I came back after buying a new car, and now I think about it, it's really stupid and ......floating."
Qin Xiao interrupted with a chuckle: "Don't rob my character!" ”
"Hahaha!"
"It's okay, Lao Qin has also become a variety show now!"
The brothers smiled and boasted.
Xiao Yueyue was happy for a moment, and then said: "After participating in "Happy Comedian" in 16 years, many people asked me to make movies and ask me to be on variety shows, it would be the most inflated time, I felt the wind when I walked, once I performed in the North Exhibition, the audience welcomed me too much, I said to my daughter-in-law when I went home, I said that Gao Feng is not as good as me on stage now, and my daughter-in-law gave me a mouth directly after listening to it, and woke me up. ”
"My master also scolded me - when you were selling noodles, why didn't they ask you to film, do you really think you are Teacher Yue and Uncle Yue? Regarding expansion, I can't say it's an epiphany, I should say it's a gradual enlightenment, and I'm especially grateful to Master for his continuous polishing along the way, which has made me who I am now, thank you, Master! ”
Guo Degang nodded: "Xiaoyun, you are just a little well-known now, I hope you adjust your mentality, all those who say cross talk, as long as they are not well-known to well-known, 10,000 percent will swell, because he is a person, people's ambitions will continue to expand with the change of position, and the things that may not have been touched before are now coming, and everyone scolded me in this before, and suddenly I call you a teacher wherever you go, people will not be able to accept it, and the future will be bright after stabilization, understand?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and accepted: "Thank you, Master, I will work hard in the future." ”
Guo Degang pointed to Xiao Yueyue beside him again: "He has indeed passed the expansion period now, and now it can be said that there are almost no shortcomings, I wrote to him about diet and hygiene." After speaking, he took out the card written to Xiao Yueyue and showed it to everyone.
Zhang Helun slapped the table excitedly after listening: "Master, what you wrote is so right, Brother Yue should pay attention to personal hygiene, you beat me together in the last group roundup, and Brother Yue took off his shoes to retaliate against me." I used to think that your nephew Jiulong's feet were already invincible in the world, until I met Brother Yue in the last issue, I said whose subordinates are the feet so smelly? I can't open my eyes when I want to open them. ”
"Hahaha!!"
As soon as Zhang Helun's words came out, the atmosphere just now was completely reversed.
When the topic was mentioned, he became excited: "When I was a few years old, I was still in the jujube garden, and he was bombarded by the master because of the smell of his feet. ”
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I remembered, when I was in the fourth year and not in the fifth year, there was a time to drive, it was Xiao Luan who was not his sister driving, I was sitting in the co-pilot, Xiao Yue was sitting in the back, as soon as I got in the car, I felt wrong, I smelled the smell of the car twisting, and then I turned around and asked, Xiao Yue admitted, what did you say at the time?" ”
Xiao Yueyue sneered: "At that time, the master asked me what the smell was, I said that my feet smelled, and the master asked me if I didn't wash my feet, in fact, I washed my feet at that time, I didn't wash my socks, I put the socks on the surface of the shoes, and the shoes stinked." At that time, Master also gave me a few hundred dollars to buy shoes. ”
The baked cake patted Xiao Yueyue's shoulder and praised: "He was quite interesting at the time, he didn't buy shoes, he brushed his shoes, and used the money to invite me and my third brother to dinner." ”
Guo Degang pouted after listening: "Good guy, it's all stinking like that, you two can eat it too!" ”
"Hahaha!"
The brothers were amused again.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:
"I have gained knowledge, and it turns out that the description of foot odor can be called a stinky !! that twists hard"
"Xiao Yueyue can, he has come over in a hard life, he is not greedy if he has money, he invites his senior brother to dinner, it is worthy of praise!!"
"Laughing to death, no wonder the baked cakes were so fat before, for a bite to eat, I can endure the smell of my feet so bad!!"
"Xiao Yueyue's feet turned out to be stinking !!"
After the laughter, Guo Degang took out two more cards, turned his head and asked Yu Qian: "I haven't said the terms of Teacher Yu and me, I'll say it first, or do you say it first?" ”
"I'll start with that."
Yu Qian took the card that wrote the play and explained: "I said that I should write a more heart-piercing word, I thought about it a lot, and in the end I think this is the most suitable word, because this word has been used more recently, so I put this word forward, I think this is the most ruthless sentence to scold actors, especially our cross talk, which is a more traditional art, so take it as a warning." ”
Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, the speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, especially those who do this business, this is not a good word, so we have to do this line of work hard, show our face to this industry, and not fall into the words of others." ”
After speaking, he picked up the card with the words elegant and vulgar written by himself: "The highest level of cross talk is the appreciation of elegance and vulgarity, we are in the service industry, we have no right to choose customers, and whoever comes is our customer." Many times people will say that we are vulgar in order to belittle cross talk artists, we have to admit that we are vulgar, but we are vulgar, we are not vulgar, how can laymen say that it is their business, we have to have a number in our hearts, do you understand? ”
"Got it!"
The brothers and sisters replied in unison.
At this time, director Yan Min spoke: "According to the rules, the last two in the rafting ranking will be punished, and they will live in a tent tonight, and this time they will live in a tent with Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian." ”
Guo Degang applauded: "Okay, congratulations to the two of you!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao were having a good time, they didn't think it was punishment, but they felt quite fresh, because they had never lived in a tent.
Guo Degang got up and said: "Today's team building is very good, a complete success, after the team building, we want to have a performance, in our own theater, I suggest that these contents of today's team building be included in the program, do you remember them?" ”
"Remember!"
The apprentices also stood up to answer.
"Okay, let's create a good job later, and look forward to the glory of tomorrow's performance, hard work!"
……
Hot springs on the lawn of the B&B.
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao were idle under the guidance of the staff, supporting the tent decently.
It took a lot of effort for the two of them to set up the tent, and after they got it ready, they sat on the lawn with a cool breeze, and the two of them were quite comfortable.
Qu Xiaoyun lay on the lawn and looked at the moon and sighed: "I think it's good outside, the air conditioning inside is not good for your health, and I especially like places with a lot of greenery." ”
Qin Xiaoxian also lay on the lawn: "I don't think this is a punishment, this is a chance to embrace nature!" ”
"What are you doing with two sour grapes?"
Xiao Yueyue quietly walked up to the two of them and squatted down.
"I'll go, how did the moon become a big face!"
……
Romance