Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Paragraph Compiled with Xiaoyue's Characteristics

In the blink of an eye.

Zhang Helun and Meng Hetang had finished their performances and stepped off the stage amid warm applause.

The second brother took the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Shoot Advertisement", the performers Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun, applause please!" ”

"Xiao Yueyue, I love you!!"

"Xiaoyun, the male god !!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and walked on the stage with square steps, bowed to the audience, and stood in front of the microphone.

After the applause, the audience was stunned, and they didn't know why the cross talk of the two of them appeared alone.

After Xiao Yueyue adjusted the microphone, he smiled and opened his mouth: "Everyone has just listened to the two paragraphs, and they are all tired of it, let's change the taste, how about I sing two paragraphs for everyone?" ”

Except for the man in black, everyone was very cooperative: "Okay!! ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded and continued: "There are a lot of them that can be sung in our background, but I sing not badly, how about singing a "Letter to the Family" for everyone today?" ”

"Good !!"

Xiao Yueyue cleared his throat and opened his mouth with a smile: "Dear parents ...... parents"

"Hey!!"

The audience responded with a smile and in unison, and even the audience in the live broadcast room swiped the screen with the word "hey", and the most unexpected thing was that even the man in black had a stubble, which shows that interaction requires a method.

"Oh my God!"

Xiao Yueyue turned around and was about to leave.

The audience was amused by his reaction.

Xiao Yueyue pretended to walk a few steps, and then came back and continued to sing: "How are you guys? ”

"Good !!"

"You're busy at work, aren't you?"

"Not busy!!"

Xiao Yueyue pointed to the little girl in the audience and said, "Even you take advantage of me, it's too much!" ”

The audience was amused again, Xiao Yueyue only sang two sentences, and the atmosphere of the scene was very good, not only the audience praised it, as the current first brother of Deyun, he is still very powerful.

At this time, Qu Xiaoyun quietly stepped onto the stage and hid behind Xiao Yueyue.

The applause rang out, Xiao Yueyue thought it was an encouragement for himself, and continued to sing with a smile: "Does Dad go to work every day?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun took advantage of the time to rush to the microphone and pick up with a smile: "Go to work!" ”

Xiao Yueyue looked back and was stunned for a moment, and then asked angrily, "What did you say?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun replied seriously: "Come on stage!" ”

"Oh, what are you doing here?"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the audience and said, "Brother Yue, I'm here to worship you, you are so hot now, everyone in the audience is here to praise you." ”

Xiao Yueyue was very helpful when he heard it: "It's okay, it's generally fire." ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and asked the audience: "I'm so envious, I'm not as popular as you, does anyone in the audience know me?" ”

"There is !!"

"I don't know !!"

The audience was very cooperative.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed with his finger: "One, two, three, four, okay, there are four people who know me, and they are all here today." ”

The audience scoffed.

Xiao Yueyue saw that he was robbed, and asked angrily: "I'm singing to everyone and I'm happy, what are you looking for me for?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun leaned towards him cheaply: "Brother Yue, I want to chat with you." They just met one-on-one, and the conversation was so hot, I'm too bored to talk to you. ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Okay, since you want to chat with me, then let's have a good chat and see if we can talk about some sparks, okay?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "That's great! ”

"Okay, then you stand over there, I'll stand on this side." Xiao Yueyue pulled Qu Xiaoyun to the position of teasing, and stood in the position of teasing.

After changing positions, Qu Xiaoyun said to the audience: "I can't talk about cross talk today, I just want to chat with my brother-in-law, I'm here for advice." ”

After speaking, the audience was very quiet, looking forward to what the two were going to talk about, and the sense of anticipation was very high.

Xiao Yueyue put his hands behind his back and looked proud: "What are you asking?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said quite shyly: "I want to ask, how can I be as popular as you?" ”

Xiao Yueyue lowered his head and pointed at the microphone, and said cheaply: "It's difficult!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

This cheapness can be said to be extremely cheap, and the tone is also the same, but it made the audience laugh badly, and the people in black couldn't resist it, they all laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly became indifferent: "I think so too, in fact, I don't think much about whether it can be popular, because I spent 20,000 yuan just looking for someone to divination." Brother Yue, you know the divination, it's just a small sign turned over ......"

Xiao Yueyue frowned when he heard this, and interrupted: "Wait a minute, where is divination so expensive?" I used to play games on the computer, and there were divination in it, and it didn't cost money. ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I can't say what the place is called, it's just a small house, with pink lights at night, and the eldest sister in charge of divination wears a special coolness. ”

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened in surprise: "Hair washing room?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought for a while: "It seems to say that the plaque says wash your hair, I can't remember it clearly." ”

Xiao Yueyue was surprised and made an emoji: "My God, you actually went to that place for divination, and you flipped the card?" The point is that you can spend 20,000 yuan in that kind of place, and your health is too good! ”

The audience laughed, and netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage:

"50, no, just count it as 100, 20,000 divided by 100,200 times???"

"Good guy, he's too fierce, Deyun hunk!!"

"It's good to be young, I want to be ...... back then"

"Pull it down, don't blow it upstairs!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "My body is very good, my eldest sister of divination told me that I can be popular today, and I have a noble person to help, I think this noble person is you, so I hurried to find you at this time, because I want you to help me!" ”

Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "Xiaoyun, I don't think you can be popular." ”

Qu Xiaoyun asked unwillingly, "Why?" ”

Xiao Yueyue patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "First of all, you want to be hot, you have to take your time step by step, you are a little too eager for quick success, and the most important thing to think about fire is to have the support of nobles, when my master supported me, I became popular, why didn't the master support you?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pinched his fingers and calculated: "Because there are too many apprentices, I just calculated, and I will have to wait until I am sixty-six years old." ”

Xiao Yueyue also pinched his fingers and calculated: "There is a high probability that you waited in vain, I also calculated it just now, it should be Da Linzi who will succeed to the throne." ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun was very helpless: "Brother Yue, since it is a little difficult for the master to support me, can you help me, don't talk about whether it is popular or not, let me make more money, I can save a wife, is there any way to make more money?" ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Yes, first of all, you have to be red!" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

"These two are so funny!!"

The audience was amused again, the female audience even laughed out loud, and the men in black couldn't get serious after entering the play, and several of them had red faces, and tried to cover their faces with their hands.

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Romance