Chapter 85: Imitating Guo Degang

After clarifying the rules, Qin Xiao did what he said, picked up the pen and began to scribble on the sketchbook.

"I'll prove it first, I'll have a Taiping lyrics."

"Yes."

Wearing a pigtail in a coat, his identity is a cross talk actor, it is easy to prove his true colors, his right hand is raised, and he instantly became a fan, and sang steadily: "The beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled, and the strange flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake are fragrant in all seasons......"

"Please come in!"

After singing a short paragraph, Liu Xiaoting invited the pigtails in.

"I'll do it next!"

Qu Xiaoyun went out, walked to the props group and took a straw hat, and the moment he buckled it on his head, he protected his crotch with one hand and squatted down with both legs.

Meng Hetang's eyes widened: "Good guy, Michael. Xiaoyun !! ”

As he lifted his crotch up and down, Meng Hetang suddenly had an idea, and greeted the doorman: "I'm a singer, I'll score him music!" ”

After speaking, he covered his mouth and showed off the bulk bbox:

"Wow......"

Zhou Jiuliang beside him knew him too well, and when he saw him show off bbox, he immediately hid away with disgust, and pulled Qin Xiaoxian aside: "Get out of the way, the watering can is about to open!! ”

β€œBillie Jean is not my love”

β€œshe's just a girl who claims that I am the one……”

The prelude part of the song Xiaoyun can barely find a beat, and when Meng Hetang sings, he is completely messy, and he can't resist such an infectious tune even if he has a song in his heart, the dance steps are completely messy, so messy that he can give him two handfuls of sand, and he can directly go to Fengwu for nine days.

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Good guy, Xiao Meng's English is more bulk than bbox!!"

"Laughing to death, Qu Xiaoyun, who was not rich in dancing talent, was even worse when he was sung by Xiao Meng!!"

"Watching the two of them sing together, it reminds me of Teacher Benshan's sketch, and asked Zhao Si - what martial arts have you practiced over the years? Zhao Si twitched and replied - hip-hop ......"

"These are eighteenth-line singers and eighteenth-line dancers, hahaha!!"

Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei, who were originally strained faces, couldn't help laughing when they saw their cooperation, and hurriedly stopped: "It's okay, it's been fully proven, please come in!" ”

In the blink of an eye, Qin Xiaoxian and Zhou Jiuliang were left, and Qu Xiaoyun and Meng Hetang were not in a hurry to leave, waiting for the two of them at the door, watching the excitement.

"I'm coming!"

Zhou Jiuliang came closer.

Seeing that there was only one left, Qin Xiaoxian, who was still watching the excitement, would be in a hurry, waving his pen and speeding up.

Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile: "I am an actor, I'll play one, play one Yu Qian smoking." ”

After speaking, he made up for Xiao Yueyue's imitation of Yu Qian's smoking in "Happy Comedian", put his hand to his mouth, pouted, and rolled his eyes.

Qu Xiaoyun and Meng Hetang were both happy in the door, and the two people guarding the door were expressionless.

"Can I go in?"

"No, it's not like acting, it's too exaggerated."

Liu Xiaoting stopped Zhou Jiuliang, who was about to enter the door.

"You are unreasonable! They can't sing or dance, they are all let in, why is it more difficult for me? Zhou Jiuliang said angrily.

"I'm done, take a look!"

Qin Xiao finished painting, and was very satisfied with his work, so he got up and handed it to Gao Xiaobei.

After reading it, Gao Xiaobei shook his head and handed the painting back: "Your painting is incomplete and has no facial features, please make up for the facial features." ”

Qin Xiao explained angrily: "Unreasonable you, through the curtain, I don't even see what the eldest lady looks like!" After I go in, I can make up for it when I see the appearance of the eldest lady, otherwise I will lose my qualification if I paint ugly, and you will be responsible? ”

Gao Xiaobei ignored him and continued to stand at the door with his hands behind his back.

"I'll do it all over again!"

Zhou Jiuliang walked over with a blank face: "I'll play a Guo Degang, look at it!" ”

Everyone was stunned, and all eyes were on him.

Zhou Jiuliang's expressionless face showed a hint of anger, and he suddenly grabbed Liu Xiaoting's arm, pulled him over, and then raised his leg with a kick.

Then he roared, "Get out of the way!! ”

After kicking the people, he walked into the door with square steps.

Everyone burst into laughter, the camera crew and the director team couldn't help it, and the camera trembled twice.

Qin Xiao looked at it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart, and walked to Gao Xiaobei as he concocted, and raised his leg with a kick: "Get out of the way and play, now that you are fat, your uncle's way dares to stop!" Then he entered the house in style.

Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei looked aggrieved, they were about to cry when they covered their buttocks, and they complained about how the crew gave this job to themselves, which shows that it is too difficult to be a doorman.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed:

"It's so funny, Jiu Liang doesn't learn like he learns humbly, and he learns Guo Degang very well!!"

"It seems that Lao Qin is not stupid, he learns very quickly!!"

"Yes, that's the essence of reality show!!"

The pigtails had already left first, and the remaining four went to the main house together.

At this time, the screen in the live broadcast room was plugged in with a pre-recorded pilot film, which was Qu Xiaoyun's voice with interesting Deyun illustrations.

"It is said that the eldest lady of the Guo Mansion Guo Tiehammer has reached the marriageable age, and the eldest lady of the Guo Mansion invited the uncle of the Guo Mansion to come to the Guo Mansion to discuss the marriage of the eldest lady.

The sound of a gong.

The camera in the live broadcast room shifted to another room.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were holding teacups and sitting on the Taishi chair chatting.

"Yo, two!"

Xiao Yueyue pushed open the door and walked in with a smile.

Guo Degang put down the teacup and asked lightly, "What are you doing here?" ”

Xiao Yueyue was very shy, lowered his head and said very shyly: "I also like Sister Hammer, didn't you promise to marry Sister Hammer to me before, when will you ......?"

Yu Qian fanned his fan and said curiously: "Good guy, you also like the hammer, when did it happen?" ”

Before Xiao Yueyue could answer, Guo Degang snorted and put on a scoundrel look.

"You like her, who doesn't like her? Who doesn't love hammers! That's all in the past, she used to say that she wanted to marry fried fritters, and she also said that she wanted to marry fried fritters, how can a pheasant match a phoenix? ”

Xiao Yueyue looked serious: "How can you compare Sister Hammer to a pheasant?" What I like is her as a person, and I don't dislike her status. ”

Yu Qian listened to the music on the sidelines.

But Guo Degang was angry: "Good guy, there is a stinky and shameless one, who doesn't pee and looks like himself, saying that my daughter is a pheasant, come on, blast him out!" ”

Xiao Yueyue waved his hand and made a gesture to stop: "No need, since you have this attitude, then I don't like her anymore, the three-legged toad is not easy to find, and the two-legged living person is!" ”

Yu Qian fanned the fan and laughed: "You kid has changed quite fast!" ”

Xiao Yueyue shrugged: "I came today to say something." ”

"Say it!"

……

Romance