If you have 100,000, buy a suite first......

Wrong, start over. If you have 100,000, change your phone first.

If you have a million, buy a suite first......

Wrong, start over. Buy a car first.

If you have 10 million, buy a suite first.

Yes, if you have 10 million, buy a suite.

Hou Ping'an looked at the deposit numbers in the mobile banking app and felt that he was not too far from the goal of changing his mobile phone. After working for eight years and saving 80,000 yuan, this is not bad for a general high school Chinese teacher in the county.

It's a kind of caution with money.

Hou Ping'an, 31 years old, single, male. Chinese teacher of Taohua County No. 3 Middle School, living in the school dormitory, one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one toilet. No car, no house, little money, looks okay, is 1.75 meters tall, weighs 140 pounds, and is fat.

All living beings, a mediocre man!

It's just that this Hou is safe, not the other Hou is safe.

The current Hou Ping'an is another Hou Ping'an who is parallel to time and space, graduated from high school, has not been admitted to college, and when he was thirty, he was quite famous in Lame Street, high-spirited, ready to turn white, make great achievements, and be betrayed by his brothers.

"Brother Monkey, so much of your family property was spelled down for you by your brothers. When you don't have money, your brother will be your dog, and when you have money, you still use your brother and me as a dog, I don't accept it! ”

Hou Ping'an stood on the edge of the 25-storey building, facing the wind.

People's hearts are like this, a mountain still looks at a mountain high. Even if you achieve the highest position, you will inevitably be hunted. It's not the fault of my brothers. He glanced downstairs, a little hanging.

"You don't have the guts to do this, who instigated you?" Hou Ping'an seemed to see clearly, he just wanted an answer.

"Chen Ye, Chen Ye said, you are not worthy of virtue."

Sure enough, if he was fattened, he was about to be hunted, he followed Chen Ye, worked hard, and didn't know how many things he had done for Chen Ye, and now that he had fattened himself, he was going to hunt. The most important thing is to throw it out and give an explanation.

"Skinny chicken, come here!" Hou Ningan beckoned to his brothers.

The thin chicken shook his head, he was not stupid, Hou Ping'an was at the end of his rope and wanted to pull the pad.

"I also reported it to the police. You're set up today! ”

This is both public and private at the same time, it is really ruthless, and it is sold thoroughly!

"Tell you how I got my money, or you'll get only a part, less than half. You don't know I'm still on guard, do you? Who is Chen Ye, am I really a little unguarded? Hou Ping'an said that in fact, he was really defenseless, and it was all his own courage and loyalty.

It's really useless to think about it now.

The skinny chicken hesitated.

"If Lao Tzu jumps from here, 100 million cash, you won't be able to see it."

100 million cash is far more tempting than 1 billion real estate, the thin chicken was moved, pursed his lips, and said hard: "If you dare to play with me, I'll ......" said while approaching, and when it was still two meters away, he stopped, raised the gun in his hand, "Say it...... Ah......h

A scream.

Hou Ping'an grabbed him, his name was not for nothing, speed and strength did not allow the thin chicken to react, and under the stunned eyes of a group of people behind the thin chicken, the two fell from the 25th floor like a meteor.

"Teacher Hou, what are you looking at...... Ahh "The middle-aged female teacher just likes this hanging when she speaks.

Hou Ping'an suddenly woke up from the drowning of the past.

"Yes, you can recite a song of 'Climbing the Bird Tower' for me, and I'll lend it to you!" Hou Ping'an opened up the wilderness.

After attaching himself to the man who was also called Hou Ping'an in this time and space, he felt relieved. The past is really nothing, life is really precious, he has to cherish it.

It's just that Hou Ping'an in this time and space is actually a high school Chinese teacher, which is a bit tragic. He almost didn't get his high school diploma, and he didn't score 60 points in Chinese. And a special Chinese teacher.

The day before yesterday, Wednesday, just after the crossover, I asked the students to write two days of essays. I don't understand anything, teach roots!

But he has a good mentality, it's not a problem, he has experienced such cruel things, and he can see it, he really doesn't feel at ease about this. In two days, I got acquainted with the teachers here, and even had a hot fight.

Of course, although the teachers in the same office were surprised by Hou Ping'an's personality change, they still felt that Hou Ping'an, who was not smiling and did not allow anyone to enter, was really not as good as the current Hou Ping'an.

They prefer the current Hou Ping'an, who likes to drive at any time.

"Let's climb the stork's tower......"

"Haha-" The fat man sitting next to Hou Ping'an laughed.

"Phew—"

After all, she is a teacher, her reaction speed is not slow, and the middle-aged women are all old drivers, and their faces are not red, and they scold: Dead fat, dog man! I sat down at my desk and went to change my homework.

A dead fat man is naturally a dead fat man, and a dog man is really a dog man.

"Tomorrow there is an internship girl, the Chinese Department of the College of Arts and Sciences, do you want to assist?"

"If you deposit less than 10,000 yuan, you can go to a shampoo shop, 100,000 yuan can go to a bathing center, and 100,000 yuan can go to a hotel for a night." Hou Ping'an looked at the fat man, "Teacher Huang, how can you harm a female college student who is not deeply involved in the world?" What about your festival? ”

"Weekend appointment? Three missing one! "The fat man didn't pick up this stubble, and started a new topic.

"No, change your phone on the weekend!"

80,000 yuan actually wants to change the mobile phone, this is floating. violated the bottom line that Hou Ping'an set for himself after crossing over. A man's bottom line, 100,000 for a mobile phone, 100,000 for a car, 10 million is the bottom line for buying a house.

An and steady, unassuming, the urine is not high, and the wind blows constantly.

Now that he has taken over, Hou Ping'an is thirty-one years old, and he is destined to be a man at this stage, who should be ambitious and obscene.

As for girlfriends?

Hehe, Hou Ping'an, the predecessor of this body, has experienced free love three times and broke up three times. Ten blind dates, ten breakups, some were passed without even seeing each other, what else can you expect from love and women? And now Hou Ping'an, how many women have he experienced in his previous life? Aquaman deserves his name, and a woman is really nothing.

I really need it, just like the fat man Huang said, isn't it fragrant to wash your hair occasionally?

Find a woman to take care of herself, use her own money, don't get together with her brothers to drink, can't play cards and smoke, can't make eye contact with other beauties at any time, and grab the quilt with herself, maybe you have to endure an inexplicable temper, Lao Tzu is crazy!

Huang Fatzi, Huang Zegu, now Chinese New Year's Eve six, natal year, divorced, childless. Fat people are greasy. This is especially true of the fat man.

The average price of houses in the county is now 4600+, Hou Ping'an thinks that if there is only one person's salary, plus a seven-year provident fund of 60,000 yuan, and a seven-year deposit of 80,000 yuan, a down payment of about 150,000 yuan for about 100 square meters, plus the deed tax and a year's property fee, as well as a decoration deposit and 5,000 yuan for gas, how can there be a difference of about 50,000 yuan.

The loan is 15 years, and the part of the provident fund hedging is deducted every month, and the loan is more than 2,600 yuan. The monthly salary of more than 4,300 points, minus more than 2,800, is only about 1,500 per month.

Buy a house for a finch of birds.

Coming out of the dormitory after work and going out on the street alone. Men usually go out on the street with a clear purpose, and they can call it a day and go home after finishing it.

"Welcome-" The beautiful woman at the door of the mobile phone store deliberately turned the tail note of the corner like Sister Zhilin, and greeted Hou Ping'an with a smirk.

Hou Ping'an waited without opening his eyes to look at her.

"Flowers for P40...... Not this ...... With pro! "Lao Tzu has money, and he discharged a stack of banknotes, which surprised the salesperson.

"Top ......"

Hou Ping'an is very satisfied with the waiter's intimate service, with a loving look.

The life of fireworks made Hou Ping'an, who had been floating in the society for more than ten years, feel another kind of enjoyment.

Tomorrow and Saturday, there will be no classes for the first year of high school, and there will be no weekends. In the second year of high school, classes are held on Saturdays and closed on Sundays. There is no double day off in the third year of high school, and for half a day every month, Eun is allowed to go home to take a shower, and then return to school.

Carrying your phone home.

Lying in bed, installing various apps, playing for a long time, more than six o'clock in the afternoon, the mobile phone ordered a takeout, ate and lay in bed to play with the mobile phone. Tired of playing, sleep.

The next day, Saturday.

Wake up at half-past six and go for a run. Go home and take a shower, change your clothes, and get ready to cook your own noodles. It's too expensive to eat outside, a bowl of beef toppings and rice noodles is nine yuan, plus a braised egg, two hemp lumps, 14.5 yuan, a little expensive. Prices in the county are more expensive than in the city.

I took a new mobile phone and was about to swipe it, when I suddenly saw a CCB text message prompt on the mobile phone interface: Your account with a tail number of 1783 was transferred and remitted at 8:23 on September 22 and deposited 1000000000.00 yuan, with a balance of 100073556.00 yuan.

Spam text messages.

Delete, ready to turn on the computer to play the game.

The phone rang.

"Is it Mr. Hou Ping'an? Hello, I am a staff member of CCB, job number 1106. I came to call today to check your account with you......"

Hang up, now there are many scam calls.

But when you look at the number, it's really the number of CCB! Confused, the call came again. Connected, patiently listen to the sweet voice of the worker number 1106.

The phone hangs up.

Hou Ping'an was a little confused.

100 million funds transferred from an offshore company. The description of the transfer is "Dividends". All the information can be matched, the account, name, and ID number can be matched.

100 million funds, Hou Ping'an has not seen it. When Hou Ping'an jumped downstairs in another time and space, he was worth 100 million. Although it contains various assets, there are more than 20 million in cash, is this from the previous life?

There's nothing exciting, it's just confused. What kind of person is Hou Ping'an in this time and space? Or is it just the benefit that you have crossed over? Goldfinger?

Sitting in a daze, recalling the bits and pieces of this body before the age of 31, I found that there was nothing remarkable, except for the number of blind dates, the number of love failures was a little more, his parents were in the countryside, and he had a younger sister who was studying in Xingsha City, basically there was no special relationship, and he himself did not have any special functions to create a wealth of 100 million, let alone 100 million, 100,000 yet.

The reward for crossing?

I took a deep breath, calmed my mood, and then checked this offshore company, and there was no useful information. It's just a financial company, it's ordinary, and it's not famous.

This 100 million is a bit inexplicable, but according to all the formalities are traceable and legal. In other words, he can dispose of this 100 million at will without suspicion of unjust enrichment.

It can only be explained as the benefit of crossing.

After being stunned for a while, I went to the bank and went to the large customer room according to what the work number 1106 just said. The reception was the president of the branch, surnamed Niu, a middle-aged man, not tall, but he looked energetic, with a straight suit and warm and polite. Upgrade your bank card to a Diamond Gold card, and increase the transfer amount to 5 million. Because he has no plan to manage his finances, the middle-aged president of this branch is a little regretful. But the highest deposit rate is also given.

The annual interest rate of 10 million current and 90 million fixed deposits is as high as 4.58, which means that with this 100 million fixed term and doing nothing, Hou Ping'an can get about 400,000 interest every month.

After thinking about it, Hou Ping'an applied for another subcard.

declined President Niu's plan to entertain him. Leave alone. Without taking a taxi, it's just thinking while walking.

The special code suddenly has 100 million, and it can be spent casually without burden. I didn't have 100 million cash at my peak, but now I suddenly have it.

In another time and space, he was hunted and betrayed because of money, and now he has so much money, plus the identity of Hou Ping'an, a little teacher, if it is spread out, it will be a proper fat, and he will be hunted by all kinds of people.

I'm afraid I'm going to die worse than in my previous life.

Keep a low profile, hold on, don't wave.

WeChat and Alipay each transferred 100,000 change.

On the side of the street near the park, find a bench and sit down, and when you come back to your senses, your phone rings.

"Monkey, your second aunt will introduce you to a partner, and I'll send the photo to your phone later!" It is Hou Ping'an's mother Qin Lacui.

"Don't call me a monkey, I'm thirty-one, and I'm still calling!"

"I still know that I'm thirty-one, and I don't have a girlfriend ......"

"Don't worry about this, look at the photos, I'm not going to go if it's too ugly!" Hou Ping was impatient with the installation, "Hang up!" ”

I can't push this thing down, go check it out, girlfriend?

After sitting for a while, my mood calmed down. It's not that I haven't gone through the time when I have money, so I pat my ass and stand up.

"Teacher Hou!"

Hou Ping'an looked behind him, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, with a JK suit and a ponytail, jumped over one after another. There was also a slightly chubby girl next to her, about the same size, wearing glasses and wearing the school uniform of the third middle school.

One is lively, the other is shy.

？

Hou Ping'an knew that the two were girls in the class, but he couldn't name them.

"Teacher Hou is also coming to the park to play!" The horse's tail jumped, stopped two meters in front of Hou Ping'an, held his hands behind his back, straightened his chest, tilted his head, and shook his tail with a smile.

"I'll go, let's play!" Hou Ping'an turned around and left.

"Goodbye, Mr. Hou!"

The horse's tail has a crunchy sound.

"Goodbye, teacher!" The glasses girl's voice was a little hoarse.

Sure enough, a good-looking girl has an ordinary girlfriend! Hou Ping'an's door is clear.

Back to the dormitory, I opened the game, thought about it, and charged 500 yuan, which was the first time to recharge. It should also be the beginning of the recharge, he knows that once some things start, they can't stop.

Eat takeout at noon and go out at night to eat barbecue on the street next to the school. It's a habit that I used to develop when I was messing around the neighborhood, and kebabs and beer are the best things to heal and vent my emotions.

The mobile phone rang, Qin Lacui called again, and told him not to miss tomorrow's blind date, and said the time and place three times.

"Teacher Hou, what a coincidence!"

Someone said hello, it was Wei Ranxin and her boyfriend from the same office who came over and sat down at a table next to them. The young man is very handsome, worthy of the young and beautiful Wei Ranxin.