"I already know the identity of the big guy, they are all here to marry my daughter, right?"

"Yes!"

Everyone responded in unison.

Guo Degang nodded and continued to advise: "Okay, since you are here to marry my daughter, then you must show your sincerity, my daughter is the same as the hammer in my palm, I don't like it, so I hope you can take this matter seriously." ”

"Xiao Yue, tell me about our plan!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded and said to everyone: "Our plan is that we have prepared our own gifts and are ready to sell them to you!" ”

Guo Degang raised his fan and corrected: "It's not just selling, it's auctioning." ”

Yu Qian continued: "The one with the highest price wins!" ”

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, the auction will be handed over to Xiao Yue, come, put on the props." ”

As soon as the words fell, the staff who had been waiting behind the screen for a long time moved the miscellaneous things that had been prepared long ago to the hall.

Xiao Yueyue picked up a pot of moon flowers: "The first auction item, the starting price, one bucket of coins!" ”

Girls like flowers, Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand temptedly: "A bucket of coins!" ”

Yu Qian fanned the fan and teased: "Look, there's a funny comparison!" ”

Listening to Uncle Husty's ridicule, Qu Xiaoyun smiled helplessly.

Behind him, Meng Hetang raised his hand: "Two buckets of coins!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun poured out all the fighting coins to add: "Five fighting coins!" ”

In the end, it was photographed by Meng Hetang.

The second item was a cloud brocade bag, which was photographed by Meng Hetang.

The third item was a pack of saltwater ducks, which was photographed by Luan.

Then Xiao Yueyue took out earrings, fans, ragdoll bears, and music boxes in turn, all of which were also photographed by the senior brothers.

The last one is a lipstick, if you don't get it, you will lose your qualification, Qu Xiaoyun had no choice, he borrowed a bucket coin from Qin Xiaoxian, but after being coaxed up the price, he still had a bucket of coins, and then borrowed it from other senior brothers, but no one helped.

Qu Xiaoyun finally ran out of words, and lay on the ground with a bang.

"What's wrong, Xiaoyun?"

Everyone was dumbfounded and rushed forward.

The crew also panicked, thinking that people were sick in a hurry.

"I'm fine!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and asked the surrounding people to go back.

After Guo Degang sat back, he fanned his fan: "Good guy, this is a porcelain toucher!" ”

Yu Qian asked puzzledly: "What are you doing here?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "I'll tell you a story." ”

Speaking of this, he changed the tone of his storytelling: "I think that the urban construction of Jincheng was along the river back then, so there is a saying called the nine rivers under the Tianjin Wei, three pontoon bridges and two passes." There are many places in Jincheng that have to cross the river, but it is impossible to have a bridge in every place, there are special ferrymen who pull people to the other side of the river for a penny. ”

"Once, an old man was in charge of ferrying and rowing, pulling the people who took the boat to the other side of the river, and after rowing over, everyone paid money, you and I paid a penny, and they all got off the boat in an orderly manner, but there was only one who stood and didn't get off the boat and didn't give money."

"The old man said, you have crossed the river, take the money! The Lord was lying down in this boat at once. The old man wondered, what's the matter with you, why are you still lying here if you don't get off the boat when you get to the ground. ”

"This lord is happy, uncle, I will be honest with you, I have no money, not a penny. The old man asked, if you don't have money, you don't have money, what do you mean by lying on me? ”

"This Lord said, I just want to tell you that a penny is a hero! The rowing master listened to the music, and with a bang, he also lay down. ”

"This lord doesn't understand, why are you lying down, uncle? The old man is happy, I call it reasonable! The people on the shore are happy, uncle, get up quickly, we will give him this penny. The uncle smiled and waved his hand, it doesn't matter if it's a penny, it's just a matter of talking and having fun. ”

"It's just a little joke that has been passed down, called a penny to suffocate the hero."

After Qu Xiaoyun's story was finished, he looked up at Guo Degang: "Master Guo, I am a hero who is suffocating a bucket of coins!" ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room discussed one after another:

"Good guy, it's worthy of a stand-up, something !!"

"I have increased my knowledge, it turns out that the source of this allusion is here !!"

"Scared me, I thought he was sick, he's very smart!!"

(The group comprehensive auction is too boring and chaotic, and I suddenly remembered the story that Mr. Guo told alone, which I think is quite appropriate and in line with the protagonist's ability.) ）

"Yes, Xiaoyun!"

The brothers and sisters gave a thumbs up and praised.

Yu Qian nodded with a smile after hearing this, and said to Guo Degang beside him: "This dancer is very clever, and the story is not bad, he has been lying on the ground for a long time, so let's wipe a bucket of coins on him." ”

Guo Degang pointed at Qu Xiaoyun on the ground with a fan, and said angrily: "You have met a good person today, that is, Uncle Yu is a good person, if you don't play a scoundrel like me, you have to slap you with a big mouth!" ”

After speaking, he instructed Xiao Yue: "I can't help but give Uncle Yu face, and sell it to him for a bucket of coins!" ”

"Thank you, Master Guo, Uncle Yu!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and got up to thank him, and took the lipstick.

Guo Degang suddenly became serious: "Everything has been auctioned, and those who have not won the auction will be eliminated, let's congratulate Zhang Helun, Baked Cakes, and Yang Jiulang!" ”

The brothers and sisters greeted with applause, and the servants drooped their heads.

The servants, led by the staff, went to the backyard.

When I first arrived in the backyard, there were four large water tanks that were very conspicuous.

The staff next to him smiled and pointed to the water tank, explaining: "This is the water tank of our Guo Mansion, it is full all year round, because the person in charge of fetching water has taken leave, so the tank is empty, which of you fills the water tank first, who has a chance to be resurrected!" ”

Zhang Helun scratched his head and looked at the baked cake and Yang Jiulang: "We are a monk who has no water to drink......

Yang Jiulang looked at the energetic appearance of the baked biscuits, and said with a smile: "Brother Biscuits, are you ready to carry water for fitness?" If you don't exercise enough, you can pick a few buckets for your brother. ”

The baked cake stared at the little eyes and waved his hand: "Come less, pick it yourself, it's not a tired stupid boy!" After saying that, he picked up the two buckets and set off, full of energy, and his mouth was still singing.

"Shaolin, Shaolin, how many heroes and heroes have come to admire you......"

……

(The call session is too watery, skip.) ）

At the same time, inside the hall.

Xiao Yueyue beckoned to the rest of the people: "Go, take your gifts and come with me, go find the eldest lady!" ”

"Are you going to confess?"

Everyone stood up excitedly, picked up the gifts and followed him.

Walking through the courtyard one after another, Xiao Yueyue stopped in front of the embroidery building and asked everyone to stop.

Xiao Yueyue took the hood of a porcelain doll from the staff and explained to everyone:

"Everyone, don't probe your brain, you can't see the eldest lady here! The rules of the game for a while are very simple, you will put on this hood, walk to the middle of the courtyard, show your gift to our eldest lady of the Guo Mansion, and say why you want to give this gift to the eldest lady, and the eldest lady will also respond according to your gifts and descriptions! ”

After listening to the explanation, everyone nodded knowingly.

"So who's going to come first?"

……

Romance