Chapter 113: This is Strength
I haven't seen anyone competing to be taken advantage of.
Looking at the lively Guo Degang on the side, he was very beautiful, and his mouth was almost to the root of his ears.
Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and strived: "You are unreasonable, what basis do you have for being the eldest prince?" ”
Gao Feng glared and asked, "Do you want to be based?" Isn't it obvious, how many years have I been working with my father? ”
"Hahaha!"
shouted so skillfully, the audience was amused again.
Qu Xiaoyun looked disdainful, pointed at the audience and said, "Look, everyone is laughing at you, what does this eldest prince have to do with cooperation?" ”
Gao Feng lowered his head, revealing his hair that was a little bowed: "Don't talk about cooperation, I'm old, I'm old, the eldest prince deserves it!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun replied: "You died early, why are you mentioning that?" ”
The two of them choked.
"Hahaha!!"
When his son was still fighting for size, the audience was amused.
Guo Degang held back a smile, shook the sweat on his forehead, and said to the audience: "See? It's not easy to be a royal Amado......"
"Wait!"
Gao Feng heard that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "You are still telling books!" What do history books say? You're all wrong! ”
Guo Degang scratched his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Gao Feng explained: "Emperor Amana was the name of the Qing Dynasty, and the crown prince was the name of the Ming Dynasty!" ”
"That should be?"
Gao Feng pointed at himself, and then pointed at Qu Xiaoyun: "You should call us the eldest brother, the second elder brother!" ”
"Hahaha!"
The audience laughed and applauded.
Qu Xiaoyun pushed Gao Feng: "Wait a minute, it's all from the Ming Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, it's time for me to be a big brother, right?" Jiangshan still takes turns to do it! ”
Gao Feng saw that the audience was laughing again, and suddenly came back to his senses: "Wait a minute, I will understand, we are all sons, what are we still fighting?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun also pondered for a moment, and suddenly a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Fight, master and apprentice are like father and son, I don't care!" ”
Gao Feng listened to the tune and changed several tunes: "If you two don't suffer, I will suffer alone!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
The audience laughed and leaned back.
The backstage brothers also gave a thumbs up, and everyone listened very carefully, which was also a learning process.
Qu Xiaoyun continued: "You were willing just now!" ”
"I don't want to!"
After Gao Feng finished speaking, he asked Guo Degang to settle the account: "It's not right for you to take advantage!" ”
Guo Degang thought for a while: "Anyway, what I want to express is the meaning of gratitude." ”
Gao Feng's head shook like a rattle: "I haven't heard of it, the housekeeper calls his son a thank you." ”
The audience was amused again.
Guo Degang didn't answer, and then continued: "Today's stage is mainly an accompaniment. ”
"You've worked hard." Qu Xiaoyun said.
"This kid has been in Deyun Club for a few years, and he accidentally appeared on stage, so he had the opportunity to stand on the stage of Douxiao Club today."
"Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared." Gao Feng said.
Guo Degang then introduced to the audience: "This kid has a good family, a native of Liaocheng, and has a house in the capital. ”
"That's good." High winds.
"The house is in the south of the capital, and there is a Paradise River Cemetery."
Hearing this, Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt: "It's still far from that place!" ”
"Oh."
Guo Degang nodded and continued: "The house is in the suburbs and has sixty acres of land. ”
Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "Rich man." ”
"The land can't be idle, all kinds of vegetables and fruits are planted, and their family is very particular, afraid that the fertilizer outside is not good, and they use all their own fertilizer." Guo Degang said this, and the corners of his mouth showed a wicked smile.
Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened: "Good guy, sixty acres of land, our family is too capable of pulling, right?" ”
The audience was amused and was very satisfied with the performance of the servants.
Guo Degang said with a smile: "It may be that you are not used to eating other people's food." ”
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "I haven't heard of it!" ”
Guo Degang said while gesturing his movements: "My apprentice loves to eat watermelons, and he has planted a lot of watermelons at home. ”
"Good guy, I've got a pretty good waist." Qu Xiaoyun said.
Guo Degang continued: "I have been seeing it since I was a child, and I am worried about it, I am afraid that the bird will come, and when the bird comes, I will peck it with its beak, and the melon will crack, and the two of them will pout in vain." ”
"What's the solution?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.
Guo Degang nodded and said, "Yes, I nailed a stick to the ground, and put a straw hat on the stick." It really works, but it works for a day or two, and then the effect is worse. ”
"Spotted by the birds."
Guo Degang spread his hands upwards and said helplessly: "I still have to think of an idea, hang plastic sheeting on the stick, the wind blows, and it works for two days, but on the third day, the bird doesn't believe it." ”
"What to do?" Gao Feng said curiously.
Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "The next method shows that people are rich." ”
"What?" Gao Feng then asked.
Guo Degang gestured a four with his hand, and said seriously: "I bought forty inflatable dolls." ”
"I'm too much." Qu Xiaoyun followed the stubble.
The audience sneered.
Guo Degang's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and then he said: "Forty dolls have been buried in the watermelon field, and various poses have been placed. ”
"Hahaha!!"
"Goose Goose Goose~~"
The effect was very good, and the audience laughed from ear to ear, and several female viewers even laughed out of goose calls.
At this time, the atmosphere of the theater is very good, and there is no doubt that this savings have been very successful.
"Don't pose!"
"What are you doing with your pose?"
Hearing this, Gao Feng and Qu Xiaoyun complained.
Guo Degang didn't take a stubble, and said with a smile: "Wait until the night, good guys, the hooligans from the entire capital are here." ”
"It's a place where hooligans are concentrated." High winds stubble.
Guo Degang stretched out his hand and pressed it on the ground, and said in surprise: "These people have trampled on the watermelon field this night, and the soil has been lowered three feet!" ”
The audience was amused again by this exaggerated description.
Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "It's white!" ”
Guo Degang smiled and said: "After getting tired of farming, he decided to get a pet and bought a little fragrant pig after thinking about it." ”
"Love pigs." Qu Xiaoyun said.
"Gao Feng also has this hobby, and he also bought a little fragrant pig and put it at his house."
"He's a big place." Gao Feng said.
"You have to make a mark, what should I do if I get mixed up, Gao Feng ruthlessly cut off his pig's ears."
Gao Feng scratched his head embarrassedly and was happy: "I want to drink." ”
The audience scoffed.
Guo Degang sighed: "What I didn't expect was that the two pigs fought, and Qu Xiaoyun's little fragrant pig ear was bitten off. ”
"Animals are aggressive." Qu Xiaoyun continued.
"Gao Feng can't help it, cut off the pig's tail as a distinction."
"I haven't drunk enough." Gao Feng smiled and picked up.
Guo Degang spread his hands and was very helpless: "What I didn't expect was that in the fight, the other pig's tail was also knocked off." ”
"What can I do about this?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.
Guo Degang was happy: "In the end, Gao Feng is really out of line, so let's do it, the black pig is yours, and the white pig is mine!" ”
"Why did you go earlier?"
"I'll you!"
"Hahaha~~"
……
Romance