Classes are held the next day.

Hou Ping'an finally entered the classroom.

"Big Saint, it's a honeymoon!"

Seeing Hou Ping'an enter the classroom, Zheng Fangong, who was sitting in the back, talked to his accomplice Zhao Desheng next to him.

"Big wife or little wife? Or two wives together? ”

"Bullshit, the Great Sage doesn't even have a girlfriend!" Bai Yidan looked at them with disdain, "You two are rivals in love, are you still so close?" Don't you all feel that each other's heads are green, and they feel good? ”

"Get out!"

Bai Yidan pursed his lips and warned in a low voice: "The eldest brother is the old lady's, and you are not allowed to talk about my husband in front of the old lady in the future." ”

"Huh-"

The two boys made disdainful noises at the same time.

Hou Ping'an had already seen the small movements of these three, he was too lazy to care, and he took care of his own lectures.

"The people and things that touch the heart are actually very simple." Hou Ping'an said, "Let's focus on the key points and touch the heart." Whether it's people or things, it's the things that touch the heart that are worth writing about. ”

"We know this, but how can we find people and things that touch our hearts?"

Zheng Fangong raised his hand, and without waiting for Hou Ping'an's roll call, he said it loudly.

"Does falling in love count for the first time!"

Bai Yidan also said loudly, she likes to be in the limelight in Hou Ping'an's class, and she likes to see Hou Ping'an's eyes glaring at her like she wants to scare herself.

Hou Ping'an really glared at Bai Yidan.

This girl is the one in the nightclub, she is very bold, and she also has a relationship with an adult woman in a nightclub, not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Of course!" Hou Ping'an glanced at it and replied.

"Oh, teacher, my heart has been touched, my first love has been made. Poof, poof, jump so fast! Don't believe it! ”

"Coax-" sounded, and the classroom was really boiling.

Hou Ping'an glanced over and looked at Bai Yidan working there. Don't say a word, keep this position, cold. Noisy.

"Quiet!"

Suddenly, a sharp voice broke free from the noisy atmosphere and soared into the sky, making all the noise quickly calm down.

Ran Wenqi stood up and stared coldly, coercively at the students in the classroom.

Hou Ping'an nodded: "If you have a heart, you will touch your heart." First love is something beautiful, not for jokes. I'm sure some of you must be already in early love. I don't approve or disagree, but if anyone talks about it in the classroom, it's an indecent assault on the first love! ”

"Blasphemy, teacher, blasphemy!"

Cao Yuhan, who was sitting at the front, lowered his voice to remind Hou Ping'an.

Hou Ping'an High School is all mixed, and he has always thought that obscenity is blasphemy, and blasphemy is obscenity. But even if Cao Yuhan corrected himself, he was like no one else, and he was very thick-skinned.

"Did you have your first love?" Hou Ping'an asked.

Cao Yuhan bit his lip and shook his head, what a problem.

Hou Ping'an: "So you can't understand obscenity and blasphemy." ”

Cao Yuhan muttered in her heart: "You don't even have a girlfriend." But he did not dare to say it.

"So just now, Bai Yidan molested all the classmates who had their first love." Hou Ping'an pointed at Bai Yidan with his finger, "Students, after class, you must not make physical and verbal attacks on Bai Yidan, although she molested your first love, but I don't approve of cold violence and hot violence." ”

Cao Yuhan rolled his eyes again: And hot violence?

But Hou Ping'an has no culture, and I think this expression is very appropriate.

This kind of thing to sow discord, when he was mixed up in his previous life, he was very skillful and said it very smoothly, but now it is just a piece of cake, and it is easy to come by.

"They dare!"

Bai Yidan's little sister's momentum exploded.

Sure enough, everyone in the classroom shrunk their heads, and no one dared to question Bai Yidan's words.

"I dare!"

When everyone was silent, suddenly a voice came out lazily.

Bai Yidan rolled his eyes at Hou Ping'an, of course you dare, you are a teacher, you are awesome. Then he sat down with his chin held high, humming to express his pride.

Hou Ping'an nodded her and smiled: "When you come to the office after class, I will let you taste the people and things that touch your heart." ”

Bai Yidan's face was red, this girl can still blush, which is a bit interesting.

"Every thing that makes you emotionally out of control can be regarded as something that touches the heart, and every person you see who is flustered is a person who touches the heart."

Hou Ping'an continued.

"The first time I handed a note to a girl, did my heart beat hard? It touched the heart. When I handed the note to the girl, I turned around and saw the head teacher standing behind me, did it touch my heart? ”

"Haha, that's too unlucky!"

Cao Yuhan couldn't help laughing.

"It's not just bad luck, it's just the feeling of coming to the eldest aunt!" Bai Yidan laughed, but he didn't dare to shout loudly.

"This kind of thing, this kind of person, can be written." Hou Ping'an continued, "But how to write? Then we need to pay attention to capturing micro-expressions and micro-movements. ”

"That's a detailed description!"

Cao Yuhan subconsciously wanted to correct it, but when he thought of being scolded by Hou Ping'an just now, his voice became very small when he was about to leave, and he could only hear it by himself.

"I'd rather say it's micro-expressions than details." Hou Ping'an wouldn't admit it, he continued to say blindly, "Zheng Minyi, when you handed someone a note for the first time, what was your state?" What do you think in your heart, how do you move? What's the expression like? ”

"Huh?" Zheng Minyi didn't react a little, she was stunned for the whole class, in Hou Ping'an's class, she didn't dare to think about anything at all, she was named, what is?

stood up a little confused, and the people around him were ready to laugh, including Bai Yidan, but Zheng Minyi glanced around and didn't make a sound, after all, Zheng Minyi really blocked people at the school gate with little yellow hair.

"I ...... I didn't hand the boy a note. ”

"Did I get it to you?"

"No...... They...... Don't dare, right? ”

"Haha!" Finally, someone couldn't hold back a laugh, it was Zheng Fangong, he raised his hand, "Teacher, I handed it to her, I was very panicked, and my hands were swinging." ”

"No, he has a big face, and after class, he holds up the note in the classroom, and almost passes it over while reading it." Zhou Kaixi dismantled the stage.

"If your mouth stinks, don't speak!" Zheng Minyi whispered a little annoyed and threatened, kicked over with her eyes, and sure enough, the two boys didn't dare to speak.

"Look, the loved have no fear, and the loved are humble and helpless." Hou Ping'an nodded his finger and motioned for Bai Yidan to sit down.

"So, in this lesson, whether you are in love or caught doing bad things, write down everything that touches your heart, what you thought at the time, how you did it, how you said it, write it down truthfully, if someone writes it blindly, I will settle accounts with you." Hou Ping'an pointed with his finger and threatened the class.

After class, it felt like another class was mixed.

Wei Ranxin quietly and silently looked at Hou Ping'an diagonally opposite.

"You haven't even watched my circle of friends?"

"Look!"

"You didn't like it!"

"You're not my girlfriend, it's useful to like it."

"You...... Talking to you, I'm going to off someone. Wei Ranxin snorted, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and took a pen to draw a "Huohuo" on the homework book, making a lot of movement.

The fat man suddenly changed his position, sat next to Hou Ping'an, and pulled the stool to Hou Ping'an's side, and then whispered: "Great Sage, I have a good channel this time." ”

Hou Ping'an turned his head to look at him.

"On New Year's Day, we went to Guangxi, there are Vietnamese girls there, on the border of Guangxi, it's really cool to find a Vietnamese girlfriend, temporary, do you want to try? If it is feasible, you can also apply for a visa for her, and then bring her to China, talk about a girlfriend for two or three months, and then wait for her visa to expire, send her back to Vietnam, and instantly return to singleness. Are you cool? ”

Hou Ping'an thought about it, and it seemed that he had not come into contact with any Vietnamese people in his previous life, and smiled slightly.

Wei Ranxin's ears were pricked up, and he glared angrily at the fat man.