Chapter 124: Drunken Version of Fenhewan (End)
Seeing that it was finally time to sing, the audience cast their expectant eyes.
Qu Xiaoyun was very satisfied with the atmosphere of the scene, and continued: """Fenhe Bay" is an ancient story, and there are many young people on the scene today, and they may not know what "Fenhe Bay" means. ”
"Hey, there's a story in there." Yu Qian said.
Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said, "Tell me!" ”
"Shall I tell me?"
"Yes, tell me about it, I'll hear it."
Yu Qian nodded and introduced to everyone: "Okay, this is a story of the Tang Dynasty, Yuangai Suwen rebelled against Tang King Li Shimin, and led troops to attack Goryeo, among which there was a white-robed general Xue Pinggui also called Xue Rengui, who made war exploits and returned to his hometown, on the way home, he saw his son Xue Dingshan shooting geese, Xue Rengui also wanted to shoot geese, but he accidentally injured his son, thinking that he had killed his son, and then walked forward in the cold kiln and met his wife Wang Baochuan. ”
There are two mistakes in the drunken version of this paragraph back then, first of all, Xue Pinggui and Xue Rengui were confused, and secondly, Xue Rengui's daughter-in-law was Liu Yinhuan.
It's just that Yu Qian said it back then, but today he deliberately said it wrong, and he was a little lacking in confidence.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded with satisfaction after hearing this, this is what he wants.
"So where do we sing from?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.
"Sing from "Shooting Geese"."
Yu Qian laughed a little, it should be sung from "Farewell Kiln".
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then asked, "Then who are you singing?" ”
Yu Qian patted his chest: "I can only sing the old student and come to Xue Rengui." ”
Qu Xiaoyun was the same as the master back then, and used the method of delaying time to make him react: "Oh, then I'll come to Xue Ding Mountain?" ”
"Yes." Yu Qian nodded.
Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly: "Oh, it means that you are older than me, so our relationship is equivalent to you, you are mine?" ”
Yu Qian glared at him: "Dad! ”
"Ao~~" Qu Xiaoyun smiled happily.
The audience was also amused.
Qu Xiaoyun asked unkindly: "One is Xue Rengui, and the other is Xue Dingshan......
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him: "Don't call your son, I'll kick you if you shout again!" ”
The audience snorted.
"If you keep doing this, don't sing "Shooting Geese"."
The effect of correction was achieved, but Guo Degang repeated the words of taking advantage three or four times in a row, and Yu Qian came to his senses.
Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Oops, I finally found a suitable job. ”
Yu Qian frowned and asked, "Is it a suitable job to be my father?" ”
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun smiled and didn't say anything: "Then where do we sing from?" ”
"Sing from "Don't Kiln"."
"Oh, the two of them met, who am I playing?"
"You play Wang Baochuan."
When Yu Qian said that he hadn't realized that the person's name was wrong, there was no way, Guo Degang could only point out the mistake with a smile.
"Hey, hey, you're wrong, it's not called Wang Baochuan."
"That's right, it's called Liu Yinhuan." Yu Qian suddenly realized.
Qu Xiaoyun made a joke: "Xue Rengui is blessed and has two daughters-in-law. ”
"It's quite blessed." Yu said with a frown.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then let's sing from the meeting of husband and wife, is there a line?" ”
Yu Qian shook his head: "No, I'll say it all again." ”
Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, looking very embarrassed: "Then how to distinguish it?" ”
"If you have to tell the difference, I've got something here." After Yu Qian finished speaking, he took out a king-size white towel from the table.
Qu Xiaoyun took it, looked at the towel and fell into deep thought: "What is this?" It can't be Sun Yue's pants, right? ”
The audience sneered.
"What does it have to do with Sun Yue?" Yu Qian didn't understand it very much.
Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage and explained, "I heard my master say on stage that Sun Yue's pants were thrown on the ground, and you don't even know what this thing is for!" ”
"Hahaha!!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter.
Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "Yes, he is too fat, and he is more waste fabric." You're holding a towel in your hand. ”
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, I haven't acted like this for many years, you wait for me!" With that, he unfolded the towel and wrapped it around his head.
Yu Qian took advantage of this time to explain to everyone: "Our makeup is simple, unlike the Hebei Bangzi Troupe, which has been wearing makeup for a long time, we have a handkerchief ......."
Before he finished speaking, Qu Xiaoyun had already come over in a circle.
Yu Qian was surprised, he didn't expect him to be so fast: "Hey, this is the end of the makeup, come, let's put the table back." ”
"What are you doing with the table?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.
Yu Qian pointed and explained: "In order to separate the front and back desk, the front desk is the front desk, and the back desk is the backstage, this is the entry door, that is the exit door, okay?" ”
"Yes."
Qu Xiaoyun answered, and the two of them set the table.
"If you call the board, let's sing." Yu Qian said.
Qu Xiaoyun was silent for a moment, then suddenly slapped the table and yelled at Yu Hu: "Call the board." ”
Yu Qian was startled and asked angrily: "Who are you arguing with?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun replied confidently: "I will fight with whoever you say!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
Yu Qian explained speechlessly: "It's time for Ding Shan'er to come." ”
"Oh."
Qu Xiaoyun answered, and sang nonsense: "Ding Shan'er~"
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, I'll let you call the board, not let you call the soul." ”
Qu Xiaoyun was very unconvinced: "My words are not wrong?" ”
Yu Qian sighed helplessly: "The words are correct, but you have to rhyme!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun touched his stomach and said shyly, "Who's?" ”
The audience sneered.
Yu Qian roared angrily: "The rhyme of the drama!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, then I'll do it again." ”
"Come on."
Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, and then sang: "Ding Shan'er, it's time to come~~"
It's a terrible thing to sing.
Yu Qian frowned, and reluctantly used his mouth to make music: "Taitai Taitai, Oh Lige is stunned...... Rigrig was stunned. ”
"Ding Shan'er Yo ......"
Yu Qian couldn't stand it anymore, and stretched out his hand to stop: "Okay, don't come, what are you singing, I'll give you a sample." ”
"Okay, come on."
Yu Qian cleared his throat, made a fan, and sang: "I went to Fenhe Bay to hunt geese, and when the day came, I didn't see it back, so I sat outside the kiln door, and waited for me to come back to ...... dinner."
"Good!"
Qu Xiaoyun applauded, and the audience also responded.
After Yu Qian finished singing, he turned his head and said, "Okay, it's time for you to sing!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I won't." ”
Yu Qian ran away after listening: "I co-authored it for a long time, are you fooling me to play?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Yes, today's purpose is to help my master relieve his anger." ”
"I'll you!" Yu Qian smiled and pushed.
(This part of the singing is messy.,I'm shrinking.,If you like to listen to music, you can search for audio.,It's not recommended to listen to it when you sleep.,I've been yelled at several times...... )
"Hahaha~~"
"Good !!"
In the applause of the audience, the two bowed and stepped off the stage.
……
Romance