Chapter 133: Zhang Helun is too miserable

Qu Xiaoyun drilled out of the alley, glanced at the fork in the road, scratched his head and asked the director team: "What is the inner ...... Which is the North? ”

"This game is played, and the north can't find !!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were amused.

This is really not intentional for the effect of the show, although he is not a road idiot, but he really has to look at the sun for a while, if he asks for directions and meets someone who says that the southeast and northwest guide the way, it will be tantamount to asking in vain.

"Go to the left of the fork in the road!"

"Good!"

Qu Xiaoyun did not choose to walk, but rode the 28 bicycle parked on the side of the street, as long as he rode fast enough, even if he met the senior brothers, it would be difficult to be hit.

At the same time, the other side.

Qin Xiaoxian had already been ambushed, and Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, and Zhou Jiuliang surrounded him like bandits, holding a gun in their hands and smiling evilly.

"Hurry, stop!"

Qin Xiao shuttled among the staff, trying to find an opportunity to escape.

"Don't move, hand over the fan!"

Zhang Helun's expression was fierce, and he straightened the muzzle of the soft lying gun, blocking him in the corner.

"Don't, I have something to discuss, how about I change the fan with you?"

Qin Xiao hugged the fan tightly, sat helplessly on the ground and pleaded, the three foam balls had already been used up in the pursuit.

"You're stupid! I've eliminated it for you, and your fans are all ours! ”

Meng Hetang shook his head with a wicked smile, not letting him go at all.

"Don't, good brothers, can't I join you?" Qin Xiao casually hugged Zhou Jiuliang's thighs and sprinkled coquettishly.

Zhou Jiuliang withdrew his legs, shook his head and refused: "No, how can you play after you have formed an alliance?" I asked just now, the rarest is Guo Qilin's unicorn fan, which can arbitrarily replace one of the clouds and cranes, and the second rarest is your Xiaozi fan, there are only two! ”

"You just won't let me go!" Qin Xiao said helplessly.

"Yes, listen to my brother, don't move, save some bullets for my brothers!" Meng Hetang smiled and persuaded.

"Brother Cake, save me!"

Qin Xiaoxian suddenly pointed behind them and shouted.

"Here are the pancakes?"

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jiuliang and Zhang Helun turned their heads at the same time.

Meng He smiled at Lao Qin, didn't look back at all, and debunked the lie on the spot: "Don't fool the fool, the place where Brother Biscuit got off is far away from here!" ”

"Who do you call stupid!"

"It's not good for the team to talk like that, you know?"

Zhou Jiuliang and Zhang Helun were already unhappy when they were deceived, and they were also damaged by their teammates, so in a fit of anger, the two of them directly aimed their guns at Meng Hetang.

Qin Xiao squatted up and was ready to find a chance to sprint, but he didn't expect that Xiao Meng was not fooled by the plan, but he didn't expect them to have infighting, so he was very happy in his heart, and said in a discord: "Yes, this kind of teammate can't be wanted, the two brothers and I will form an alliance and destroy Brother Meng together!" ”

"Hey, don't mind, don't fall for his discord! I was wrong, I made a mistake just now, don't listen to him, don't forget our main task! Meng Hetang even admitted his mistakes and said good things before calming down the emotions of the two.

Meng Hetang bared his teeth and glared at Lao Qin, and said viciously: "He fooled us, this kind of person can't stay, now do it, the province has a lot of long nights!" ”

"Then how about we give him a shot and no one wastes more bullets?" Zhou Jiuliang suggested.

"Cheng, then I'll come first!"

Zhang Helun used his soft gun to aim at Qin Xiaoxian, who was covering his face with both hands: Xuan'er, don't move, I haven't tried my gun yet, let my brother see the effect. ”

"Hey, I'm so unlucky, I'm going to be eliminated just after playing......"

Qin Xiao complained and covered his face with his hands, but curious about the power of the gun, he left a slit in his fingers.

Under everyone's expectations, Zhang Helun pulled the trigger.

However, a dramatic scene appeared, the foam ball only flew an inch away from the muzzle, and it showed a downward trend, because it was a headwind, it was blown by the wind, and the foam ball was blown back directly, and it was attached to Zhang Helun's body.

"Hahaha~~"

"What kind of broken gun is this, why is it so small!"

"Pee a shoe?"

"This gun is so tiring, hahaha!"

Everyone couldn't help it, and everyone burst out laughing, including the filming staff, and the camera was swaying with the laughter.

Zhang Helun was angry and laughing, and threw the gun directly on the ground, and the person also lay on the ground, complaining with a crying voice: "I don't play anymore!" You guys beat me to death, it's like this when people beat me, how can you play this? Why is it always me who is the worst!! ”

"It's okay, Brother Lun, get up, the gun is not good, Brother Meng and I will win with you!" Hahaha~~" Zhou Jiuliang laughed while persuading.

After persuading for a long time, Zhang Helun got up from the ground, but the soft gun said that he didn't want anything, leaving only bullets.

At this time, director Yan Min suddenly shouted: "Zhang Helun, out!! ”

Several people were stunned, especially Zhang Helun, who looked at Yan Min's smile and couldn't close his mouth, and roared angrily and asked, "Why?" ”

Yan Min retracted his smile and explained seriously: "Because you have no competitive spirit, you chose to commit suicide!" ”

"Hahaha!"

A few people around him were laughing like crazy.

"No, this gun is not good, how can you rely on me? Is this going to carry out the tragic words to the end? Then why didn't I say it when I was lying on the ground? ”

Zhang Helun was a little incoherent when he was angry.

Yan Min held back a smile and shouted, "The effect of the show, please lie down." ”

"Oh my God!"

Zhang He turned to play the essence possessed, rolled his eyes, covered his heart with one hand, pinched himself with the other hand, and lay back on the ground.

"Poof~"

Zhou Jiuliang smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, Brother Lun, blame me just now, just don't let you get up!" ”

While speaking, the two black-clothed men carrying the stretcher arrived, and it took a long time to carry Zhang Helun onto the stretcher.

Zhang Helun turned his head and asked, "Hey, I still have three fans, how to deal with them?" And what about bullets? ”

Before Yan Min could answer, Zhang Helun suddenly felt that the stretcher was slowly rising, and then suddenly his eyes went dark.

"Hey, does my face look so much like a bench? This stretcher was brought in from the football field, right? ”

Zhang Helun angrily pushed away the butt of the man in black.

"I'm sorry!" The man in black hurriedly apologized, turned around, and carried it backwards instead.

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Good guy, so ashamed, where does this make Tsuruwa's old face, hahaha!!"

"It's so funny, the spokesperson of the tragic word is !!"

"Zhang Helun contracted my laughter in this issue!!"

……

Zhang Helun scolded and was carried to the supply station.

The depot is simple, with only a rocking chair and a massage table.

Yu Qian was sitting in a rocking chair, chatting with Gao Xiaobei while fanning, and next to the massage table stood a masseuse sister in a white coat.

"Uncle!"

Zhang Helun was carried in and greeted weakly.

Yu Qian will be bored, seeing the guinea pig coming, he can't be happy anymore.

……