After laughter.

The more Qu Xiaoyun spoke, the more excited he became, and he stomped his feet and scolded the street on stage: "I went to the airport to buy a platform ticket, but the security guard ignored me, and he looked down on people!" One day if I succeed, if I learn pinyin, I have to scold him on the Internet! ”

Guo Qilin laughed and teased: "Good guy! It's going to take a few years before you can scold this! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing that Da Linzi began to fight back, the audience laughed happily.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to do, and then said: "I'll look for it when I get to the airport, and I really found a lecturer with a big score in an audio and video store, shouting there, why don't you work hard?" You must work hard! I turned around and left. ”

"Just listen to it and leave?" Guo Qilin said curiously.

"I don't understand more." Qu Xiaoyun said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating.

Guo Qilin pouted after hearing this: "Hey, your high school degree is not very good!" ”

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his head and said: "After listening to what he said, my mind is very full, and I will do business from now on!" ”

"What are you doing?" Guo Qilin said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his voice: "Sleep!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Whew!" Guo Qilin was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say seriously: "People, I can't sleep well when I have something in my heart, I have a dream at night, I am very happy to have a dream, I dream of a piece of light, there are clouds in the light, and a person in the cloud walks towards me with a crown, and gently puts it on for me, from today on, you are ......"

"The king?" Guo Qilin continued.

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly: "Sina member! ”

"Wow, what's the use of that!" Guo Qilin slapped his thigh angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun said and compared: "I thought about it for a long time, what does this dream mean?" Get up, wash your face, rinse your mouth and eat breakfast, flatbread rolls and steamed buns are fritters! ”

After hearing this, Guo Qilin unconsciously made a swallowing motion: "You don't want to choke and panic." ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun explained disapplausively: "It's time! ”

Guo Qilin nodded in agreement: "That is, you can't be hungry for a day after eating." ”

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "After eating, I want to find someone to make my dream come true!" After going out, I met the eldest sister on the road, her face was full of mud, and the one she wore was broken, and she said that she wanted to show me the way. ”

"Did you use it?" Guo Qilin said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, his tone was very disdainful: "Then can I use it?" She doesn't take the road herself, tell me here? ”

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Qilin smiled and nodded: "That's right." ”

"I searched for two days and finally found it in a park."

"Hard work pays off!"

Qu Xiaoyun described the situation of the day: "At that time, there were at least more than 20 people around the master, and I also came over, he was very capable, and none of them left to see the excitement." ”

"None of them left, why?"

Guo Qilin is very incomprehensible, and the audience is also very curious, what a powerful master, and some people praise and scold him, why is this so powerful in the park, is it a master outside the world?

For a while, the theater was silent, waiting to hear him explain what the reason was.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that his words hooked everyone's cheeks, and he was very happy, imitating the original words of the master at that time.

He said that one of these people wanted to get rich, but the man didn't know how to get rich, so he said a word, and he would tell the man later. There is also a lawsuit to be filed, and that person will win in a word, otherwise the family will be ruined. There is also Wang Ba, his daughter-in-law has been with others for a year and a half, he can't say who this person is now, that person is leaving, he will tell everyone who that person is! ”

(Interspersed with stand-up comedy passages – Little Fairy.) ）

"Good guy, a little trick, that's not to go." Guo Qilin said.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled: "At that time, there was an uncle in the crowd who was holding his pants! ”

The audience sneered.

"Hey, it doesn't have to be around for long." Guo Qilin said.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Where is this a stop, I won't come true this dream, the thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, and I don't suffer a loss when I return to the king, not to mention that I don't have a daughter-in-law, I'm afraid of you, I'm just turning my head and jumping!" ”

Guo Qilin was happy: "Hey, if you don't go and jump, I'm still afraid." ”

"Hahaha~~"

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After I got home, when I got up the next day, I thought that I couldn't stay at home all the time, I had to go outside to enrich my mind, and I thought of a good place." ”

"Where?" Guo Qilin said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's face turned red, and the corners of his mouth rose: "I'll go to the auto show!" ”

"As soon as I entered the auto show, I was very happy, these young ladies, several of them stood next to a car, wearing very cool clothes, great, I watched it all morning, and after reading it, I bought a bottle of milk to drink."

After hearing this, Guo Qilin smiled and teased: "Arouse your appetite here." ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "I can't talk to you, you filthy person!" ”

"Who's dirty!" Guo Qilin shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "I'm going to enrich my mind, when I came out of the supermarket, I saw an old lady in her eighties, the things she was carrying fell off, and she couldn't bend down if she wanted to pick it up. ”

"Oops!" Guo Qilin pouted when he listened.

"Hahaha!!"

The audience in the audience made up the picture at that time, and they all laughed forward and backwards.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say the situation at that time: "The old lady lay down immediately, and there were many people around her who beat the hammer!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Then you can't beat her!" Guo Qilin said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "That's just a fight to the death, I'm stupid when I stand next to me, and I don't dare to speak." Hammer saw me and asked me, won't you do me a favor? I said, don't help, six or seven. ”

The audience was amused again.

"Who are you helping with?" Guo Qilin said.

Qu Xiaoyun went on solemnly: "When the fight is over and the people are gone, I will go and help the hammer up, and the hammer will encourage me and let me enrich myself." ”

Guo Qilin smiled and said: "My heart is really big! ”

Qu Xiaoyun put on a thoughtful look: "How to enrich it?" I had to do something meaningful, starting with the little things, including the guy I met in the park who didn't handle shit. ”

"Yes, you have to take care of it." Guo Qilin gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun scolded with a serious face: "I said to pick it up, the dog owner looks at me happily, whose dog will pick it up by himself!" ”

Guo Qilin felt strange after hearing this, and couldn't help asking, "Ah? Do you have a dog on a leash? ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded disappreciatively: "Well, I'll take it too." ”

Guo Qilin pouted after hearing this: "That's what you have to pick up." ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance