After listening to Uncle Humil's words.

Qin Xiaoxian followed the method, and after brewing some emotions, he opened his mouth: "Cao Cao listens to the truth, bark!" Today, there is your family Zhang Sanye here, you or attack or fight, advance or retreat, fight or fight, do not attack, do not fight, do not advance, do not fight, you wait for the generation of the husband...... Eternal recklessness! ”

"Good!"

Yu Qian was very satisfied after listening to it and applauded and encouraged.

"Brother Qin, you have made great progress, you have opened your mind!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Qin Xiaoxian really didn't praise it, he swelled up after two sentences, and commanded with a smile: "Brother, carry my Zhangba snake spear, I can't bear it anymore!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him and said, "Yes, yes, you want anything, do you want a fart in my crotch!" ”

Yu Qian habitually smiled and said: "Buy one get one free, I also have one!" ”

“…… Uncle, don't help him, I'll go down and fight with him with three lilies! ”

After Qin Xiao was speechless for a while, he jumped off the pony and made a fuss with Qu Xiaoyun.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed and mocked: "Brother Qin, don't blow it, the two of them urged the horse to go over and beat up, the second horse is only one round, you are still fighting with me for three lilies, and I will put you down in one round!" ”

Yu Qian smiled and lit a cigarette, and coaxed while smoking: "Quick, drop him, I love to watch this!" ”

After the joke, Yu Qian said seriously: "You guys go to participate in the "National Cross Talk Competition" this time, I don't care what jokes you say, but you have to listen to me in the first game, you have to say that "Eight Screens" is reckless, Xiaoyun, you give Xiao Xian a lot of work, it doesn't matter if you are ranked or not, we mainly don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath!" ”

"Don't they all say that Qin Xiaoxian's basic skills are poor, let them see, our Deyun Club's basic skills are the worst, and the level is generally out of reach of cross talk! Xiao Xian, you put in more effort to give our President Deyun a long face! ”

Qin Xiaoxian nodded vigorously and agreed, "Don't worry, uncle!" I will live up to your mission and expectations! ”

"Good boy, let's drink some more!" Yu Qian happily put his arm around their shoulders and walked back.

"Good guy, it looks like I didn't have enough fun just now......"

……

Dinner was served again.

They all drank and couldn't drive a car, so that night, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian stayed at the horse farm and experienced the fire kang in the lower farmhouse.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was overwhelmed by alcohol, fell drunk on the kang head, and when he was in a daze and seemed to be asleep, he was woken up by Qin Xiaoxian.

"Quick, look at this!"

Qin Xiaoxian emotionally put his mobile phone in his face and urged.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't open his eyes, pushed his hand aside, and said drunkly: "The wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and the color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, and it was poisoned twice today, so keep it for yourself!" ”

"Teacher Liu Yue!"

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand: "Quick, help me up!" ”

"Oh, tui~~"

Qin Xiaoxian gave him a scoop and pushed him up.

"What are you doing, Brother Qin......" Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his head, looking confused.

"The National Cross Talk Contest has been posted on its official Weibo!" Qin Xiaoxian pointed to the mobile phone in his hand, very emotional.

"If you send it, you will send a quilt, just to create a momentum for the show, wash and sleep." Qu Xiaoyun didn't look at it at all, sighed, and lay down again.

"The list of opponents is out, you see who they are!" Qin Xiaoxian accentuated his tone.

"Huh?"

As soon as he heard that there was a list, Qu Xiaoyun immediately sat up, snatched his mobile phone, looked at it fixedly, and was attracted by the first photo of Jiugongge.

There is a man and a woman in the photo, and there are not many men and women who talk about cross talk, it is the "formula cross talk" (pseudonym) couple who were once ashamed.

This Qu Xiaoyun is very impressed, the couple has a very high education, and after listening to cross talk for a few years, they said it twice on stage and felt that they were very remarkable, so they disliked the things of their ancestors and wanted to set up another mountain gate.

To use a metaphor, it's like a talk show.

Talk shows existed in the pad part of stand-up comedy a hundred years ago, I can't tell you about "Jigong" and "Three Kingdoms" as soon as I come up, there must be a mat talk before the story begins, the weather is good today, what did I say to my classmates yesterday, whoa, everyone laughed, said twenty minutes of idle white, and entered the story to be told today in the audience's laughter.

Is the previous pad talk a talk show?

It's obviously a talk show, but stand-up comedy has acting skills. Give you a text, you stand up and say, you can say that you are a talk show actor, cross talk artists (not ticket holders) If you want everyone, everyone is a talk show actor, and talk show actors can't be cross talk artists if they want to.

The cross talk industry did not become famous overnight, Master Guo Degang learned to comment at the age of seven, and learned cross talk at the age of nine, how easy is it.

I started studying at the age of seven, and I didn't succeed in my forties, why did you succeed after graduating from college, just because of the sentence "love cross talk", and you are still unreasonable?

The cross talk industry is easy to pretend, and if you say a few words to amuse the audience, you can call yourself a cross talker.

Unlike Peking Opera Wusheng, there are three tables in the door, put on boots for you, tie them up, go up and turn your head down, no one dares to pretend to be afraid of falling to death.

Respect the traditional art, because it's not so easy to come by.

Qu Xiaoyun watched that episode of the show, and saw that the man was pointing at the master, if he was on the scene, he would go up and slap his heart with a big mouth.

But seeing that he couldn't talk about Master, he was so angry that he had to stomp his feet and scold the street on stage, and he felt funny.

Master Guo Degang has been walking in the wind and rain for decades, and his mouth can be said to be the strongest king, and in the autobiography of "Just Happened", there are several pages of scolding quotations, and he is too self-conscious.

It's especially good to change one of the sentences to scold them - when I scold the street, you cross the threshold and rub the eggs!

Qu Xiaoyun will be a lot more energetic, take a closer look, and see that there is a play button on the photo, which turns out to be a video nine-square grid.

Click to take a look.

The couple looked arrogant and shouted at the camera:

"We are here in the "National Cross Talk Competition", the competition is a hard standard to measure strength, we believe in the professionalism and fairness of the judges this time, because this competition has audience scoring, we believe in the audience's vision, our formula cross talk will definitely change the current situation of cross talk this time, set off a new wave, the first place in this competition is definitely ours!"

After speaking, he compared his heart to the camera.

"Good guy, I'm really not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue......" Qu Xiaoyun was amused, like watching a clown jumping beam, and didn't take them in his eyes at all.

The second is Lu Xin and Yu Hao, the content of the promotional video recorded by the two is very modest.

Master Guo Degang likes the two of them very much, and has invited them three times in the show, hoping that they can join the Deyun Club.

Their high emotional intelligence replied to Qu Xiaoyun and left a deep impression on Qu Xiaoyun - you have to feel that one day, there is a place where we are worth using, and we will do our best with your phone call.

The two of them are talents recognized by Master, and this will be a big opponent on the road to competition, and the competition must not be taken lightly......