After laughter.

Qin Xiaoxian defended himself: "The pronunciation is a little worse, anyway, that's what it means, memorization is not my strength, my strength is writing!" ”

"Writing poetry?" Qu Xiaoyun guessed.

Qin Xiao shook his head idly, and the corners of his mouth raised proudly: "Write!" ”

"Yo, you're amazing, what type of writing is it?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe it and asked in surprise.

"Crossing the class!" Qin Xiao said proudly.

"That's amazing, tell me about it!" Qu Xiaoyun was attracted by this topic.

Qin Xiao said to the audience with a casual smile: "Today, you are here today, I haven't told anyone else!" ”

"Don't sell it, let's talk about it!" Qu Xiaoyun urged.

Qin Xiao nodded and said: "I wrote with Master and Uncle Qian as the protagonists, saying that one day, the two of them were talking about cross talk on the flyover!" ”

"The more mixed it up, the worse it gets." Qu Xiaoyun said.

"On a sunny day, suddenly a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, and it was striking them! What a good person, why ......" Speaking of this, Qin Xiaoxian's tone was choked.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "Good guys, they are punished by God, how much virtue they lack!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, and they were all happy to lean forward and close back.

Qin Xiao nodded with a smile, looking disapproving: "It's normal, generally what the five elements lack, just add something to the name, for example, if the five elements lack gold, add a Xin to the name." ”

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while after listening to it, and after recovering his taste, he raised his tone several times in surprise: "You mean to say that the master lacks virtue in the five elements?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

This burden is so great that the audience can't be amused and applaud.

Judges' seats.

Mr. Shi Fuhuan sat in the audience and nodded with satisfaction, and said to Zhang Guoli beside him: "They have found a good burden, and it is very innovative!" ”

"It's good!" Zhang Guoli nodded approvingly.

Stage.

Qin Xiao laughed at what he was happy about, but he just didn't admit it: "This is what you said, don't rely on me when Master picks your words!" ”

"That's what you mean!" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes had already seen through everything.

Qin Xiao's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "No, I mean that the master lacks steel in the five elements, so he is called Guo Degang!" ”

"Haven't heard of it!" Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand.

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

Qin Xiaoxian continued: "It's not important, the important thing is that the thunder struck down and they crossed!" ”

"This is a way to cross, please don't imitate the audience! Where have you crossed over? Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

"Traveled to ancient times, Guo Degang turned into a prince!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Hey, this identity is good!" ”

Qin Xiao rolled up his sleeves and pouted: "Guo Degang is proud after becoming a prince, taste the food first!" ”

"What do you eat?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

"As a prince, the food is not bad, like a beast in the mountains, a swallow in the clouds, a land cow and sheep, a fresh fish under the sea, a monkey's bird's nest, shark fins, a bear's paw, a dried scallop and a deer's tail, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming under the sea, and jumping in the grass (ke a sound of grass), he doesn't eat it!"

This paragraph was deliberately designed by Qin Xiaoxian and Qu Xiaoyun when they were making up jokes, to pave the way for the reckless people in the future, and let the audience taste the saltiness first.

This passage is a smooth and round word, orderly, the audience layman listened to a lively activity, and the three judges had a rough judgment in their hearts after listening to these sentences.

They were very satisfied.

"You don't eat so hard, so what does he eat?" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

Qin Xiao smiled evilly: "Eat stinky tofu!" ”

The audience sneered.

"Good fellow, that's it." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Qin Xiaoxian continued: "I'm satisfied with the food, I have to play, Guo Degang has invited all the famous singing artists in the country to come over, and watch and sing all day long!" ”

"It's Master's hobby." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Qin Xiao nodded idly and said: "I've been playing like this for a month, and one day I suddenly remembered something, I have to find Brother Qian!" ”

"Good guy, I just remembered." Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qin Xiao touched his chin and pondered: "But how to find it in the vast sea of people, the appearance of the soul has changed." ”

"It's really difficult." Qu Xiaoyun agreed.

Qin Xiaoxian snapped his fingers and said the method: "Later, Guo Degang came up with an idea, he still sings and watches plays, Yu Qian's habits must not be changed, the hot hair can't be burned, and it is more difficult to smoke, so it is more appropriate to go to the tavern to find it!" ”

"That's right!" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes also lit up.

Qin Xiao said with a casual smile: "Thinking of this, Guo Degang sent someone out to shout at the door of the tavern - smoking, drinking, and burning your head!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Teacher Yu's three hobbies are all too familiar, and the burden sounded instantly, and the audience was amused.

"Good guys, that's the slogan." Qu Xiaoyun was also amused.

After laughter.

Qin Xiao sighed leisurely: "As a result, after a month, nothing has been found, what can I do?" Now that I'm developed, Brother Qian might be living on the streets begging for a living......"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "I don't expect people to order good!" ”

The audience sneered.

Qin Xiaoxian put on an anxious look: "No, I can't ignore him after a good fight, I have to find Brother Qian!" If I have a mouthful of stinky tofu to eat, he will have a mouthful of stinky tofu soup to drink! ”

"It's better to have stinky tofu soup with you, that thing stinks!" Qu Xiaoyun's tone was extremely disgusted.

"Hahaha~~"

Qin Xiao was not happy: "You want to eat and you still think it's too hungry?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and stopped: "Don't be so sure, people may be doing something!" ”

Qin Xiao didn't know what to do, and then said: "This trick is not good, let's change the way." Hey, I have an idea, the whole country will post notices, if anyone can come out with my code, reward a thousand taels of gold! ”

"This is a good idea, there will be a brave man under the reward!" Qu Xiaoyun said.

Qin Xiao nodded idly and said: "Yes, Guo Degang also thinks so, he is very excited when he thinks of the picture of reuniting with Yu Qian, and he can't sleep at night when he is excited, and he is pancakes (turning over) back and forth on the bed!" ”

"I haven't found it yet, as for it!" Qu Xiaoyun didn't understand it very much.

Qin Xiaoxian continued: "He tossed like this, the sleeping princess was woken up by him, and asked him, why are you doing, you don't sleep in the middle of the night." How could Guo Degang tell the truth, he said that he was looking for someone, and he was very excited when he felt that the method was playing, and he told everything in 1510, but he didn't say who he was looking for. ”

"The two of them chattered a little and knew each other." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Qin Xiao smiled evilly: "As soon as the words fell, the princess shyly leaned into Guo Degang's ear and whispered - the odd change is the same, and the symbol looks at the quadrant!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience was not happy, and the laughter and applause had to lift the roof.

"Good guy, the co-author Teacher Yu has become a princess, and it is not easy for Master to know this mantra with this education."

……

ps: In order to write this, I listened to all the "Eight Screens" on the whole network, but I was not very satisfied, I didn't think it was funny, there was too little baggage, and my purpose was that the cross talk jokes in the book were mainly funny, so I borrowed a stalk, adapted it, and I thought it was good after writing it.

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