Chapter 156: The call rang wildly, and Qu Xiaoyun made it bad
"Please go to a new destination, and the first to arrive will be given priority to the order of appearance!"
After listening to the director's shouting, Zhou Jiuliang was stunned: "Do you still want to ride a bicycle?" ”
"Good guys, you're coming here on bicycles?" Zhang Helun was surprised.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
Yang Jiulang was very sympathetic after hearing this: "It's too difficult for you, take our car and go, don't look back and stand still for the performance." ”
"Great, love you!" Zhou Jiuliang excitedly grabbed Yang Jiulang's arm.
The four of them left the theater and set off by car.
After getting on the bus, I received information about the destination, it was a hotel, and Master had prepared the food and was waiting for everyone to come.
As soon as they heard the "food", Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang's stomachs screamed, this ride was too physically demanding, and they also drank a pot of Pu'er in Sanqingyuan, they were already hungry, and Pu'er was still scraping oil, so they were even more hungry now.
Huguang Hall is the closest to the hotel, followed by the overpass, and the farthest is Sanqing Garden.
"Master!"
"Uncle!"
"Hey, sit down!"
The four of them entered the box and greeted the master and the uncle.
A large table of delicacies has already been eaten, and if you slow down, you really have to lick the bottom of the plate.
Guo Degang put down his chopsticks and asked, "How many of you came together?" How are the teams distributed? ”
Zhang Helun replied: "I am in a group with Yang Jiulang, Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang in a group. ”
Guo Degang nodded and explained: "Since you are here together, you can decide the order of the performance, and now there is a lack of opening and bottom two." ”
The opening performance is more difficult, because the audience has not yet entered the state, and it is easy to be thankless.
The four of them discussed, and Zhang Helun patted his chest and stepped forward: "We have decided, the four of us belong to me with the biggest crane characters, and I will open with Yang Jiulang and take care of some junior brothers!" ”
"Yes, Zhang Helun, give you a thumbs up for this!" Luan gave a thumbs up and praised.
After taking a seat, wait for everyone to eat for a while.
Guo Degang smiled and proposed: "Let's make a little game, you take out your private mobile phone, turn it into ring mode, so that we can all hear it, and put it on the mobile phone holder on the table after tuning, but not on the shelf in front of you, but on the shelf in front of others, do you understand?" ”
"Huh?"
Although the brothers were reluctant, they still listened to the master's words and obediently complied.
After everyone does it.
Guo Degang continued: "Now, you pick up someone else's mobile phone and send a circle of friends, the content is casually posted, and when a friend calls, you have to ask if someone will come tomorrow!" ”
"What do you mean?" Zhang Helun didn't understand.
Guo Degang explained: "It means that you will invite someone to come to the show tomorrow, but you can't directly tell people to come to the show, if you want to ask him if he will come tomorrow, he wants to say that he will come, even if the invitation is successful, understand?" ”
"Got it."
The brothers nodded.
Guo Degang pointed to Yu Qian beside him: "Time is limited to your uncle, when your uncle stands up and says I'm full, let's count the end of time, okay?" ”
As soon as the words fell, Yu Qian was very cooperative, immediately put down the chopsticks, and said with a smile: "I ......"
Guo Degang hurriedly stopped him: "Don't be so fast! ”
Uncle Humility made everyone laugh at this time.
After the joke, the brothers and sisters also did as the master said, picked up someone else's mobile phone and started operating.
Qu Xiaoyun picked up Zhang Helun's mobile phone next to him and found that there was a lock screen password: "Brother Lun, what is your unlock password?" ”
"I love you, you love me!" Zhang Helun blurted out.
Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music, and couldn't help but joke: "Good guy, Brother Lun, it's worthy of the nickname that fans gave you the nickname of 'Deyun Big Oilfield', your password is greasy enough!" ”
Zhang Helun disagreed, and showed Qu Xiaoyun a handful of affection: "You kid doesn't even have a girlfriend, how can you understand the romance of a married man!" ”
"Haha, yes, Tsuruwa!" The brothers were amused by Zhang Helun's greasy appearance.
"The sour smell of love!"
Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a helpless smile, unlocked the lock of his mobile phone, first took a photo of the master and the uncle, and then edited the text with a wicked smile - the almighty circle of friends, I went to the restaurant with Xiao Guo and Xiao Xiao to drink just now, and I have no money to settle the bill, so transfer money to me to settle the bill, otherwise I will run away and leave them to brush the dishes.
Send......
Zhang Helun also sent a circle of friends to Qu Xiaoyun - transfer 10,000 yuan to me, and I will tell you a way to make a fortune, limited to the top five.
After sending it, he gave Qu Xiaoyun a look: "You just say that I don't want you!" You've got rich, I'll tell you! ”
“……”
Half a minute later, Mr. Zhang's phone rang.
"I'll go, Shi Niang's call, what did you send?" Zhang Helun's eyes widened in surprise.
Qu Xiaoyun said truthfully with a smile.
"Xiaoyun, you are too ruthless, Zhang Helun, you are waiting to be scolded!" The baked cake looks like it's not a big deal to look lively.
Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Zhang Helun answered the phone tremblingly.
"Hey...... Master! His voice began to tremble.
"You're too polite, it's all Xiao Guo, it's too small, why don't you call me Xiao Wang?" Wang Hui's tone was a smile hidden in the knife.
"Xiao Wang, it's not a teacher...... Burst! I was wrong, teacher......" Zhang Helun slapped his mouth for his own slip of the tongue.
"Hahaha!!"
The brothers and sisters are not happy, they really deserve to be the king of the grave.
"Zhang Helun! You ......"
Good guy, Wang Hui is scolding the street.
"Silence, silence!" Luan said to the director team with a smile.
In the end, Zhang Helun was scolded miserably.
Zhang Helun covered his face and was about to cry, and said aggrievedly: "Qu Xiaoyun, you kid can, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain by you!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
As he spoke, the phone rang again.
This time it was Qu Xiaoyun's call, and it was his buddy calling.
Zhang Helun was happy: "Retribution is coming too fast, I'll see how you make it up!" ”
The other end of the phone: "Hey, I've transferred the money to you, tell me the method!" ”
"En......"
Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment, had an idea, and replied with a smile: "You need to go back to 1996, go to Hangzhou to find a young man named Ma Yun, invite him to dinner, invite him to drink, worship him, and you will be rich!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the private room burst into laughter.
The other end of the line patiently asked, "So how do I go back to 1996?" ”
A mention of crossing.
Qu Xiaoyun instantly thought of Xing Ye's "Shanghai Beach Gambling Saint", and replied with a smile: "You are like this, come to me tomorrow, I have gathered the five masters of Zhongnanhai, as long as you come to me tomorrow, I will ask them to work for you together, send you back, how about returning to 1996?" ”
The other end of the phone roared, "Come? I'll you! Rxx, refund the money!! ”
"Toot toot ~ ~" busy tone.
"Hahaha!!"
"Xiaoyun, it's really yours, you're too bad!!"
……
Romance