Chapter 163: At the recording scene, Qu Xiaoyun started a fight (ask for subscription!! )
After the end of the first season of "Douxiao Club", Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian did not relax at all.
After the dinner that night, the next day was devoted to the preparation stage of the "National Crosstalk Competition".
Due to the fact that during the recording of the first issue, they heard a lot of sour peers pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, which was very harsh, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian decided to set the work recorded in the second phase as "On the Appreciation of Elegance and Vulgarity", adapted from "I Want to Oppose the Three Vulgarities".
This paragraph has a story.
Once, a group of performing artists in the cross talk industry proposed to resist the vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch elements in cross talk in response to Guo Degang and others performing cross talk in small theaters with ordinary citizens as the audience but the content was relatively "heterogeneous", and the spearhead was directly aimed at Guo Degang.
Guo Degang was not convinced by this, and later used this incident as a cross talk burden, and created the cross talk joke "I want to oppose the three vulgarities".
Of course, because it has to be broadcast on the TV station, the work has to be revised, and the two of them have changed it well, and the theme is also around the appreciation of elegance and vulgarity.
Two days later.
Recording begins at two p.m.
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian arrived at the recording location an hour in advance to prepare for makeup.
Once after Xiao Yueyue became popular, he asked the master such a question - what should I do if I meet Cao Jin in the recording program, Guo Degang's answer is, you should say hello and say hello, there is something to do with me and him, and it has nothing to do with you.
Although they have said this, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian both agreed that unless they are requested by the program team on the same stage, they will never pay attention to an unrighteous wolf like He Wei.
Besides, they haven't met at all, so others can't say anything.
One point fifty.
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian wore black coats and entered the waiting room.
The waiting room was almost full of people, and He Wei's master and apprentice were sitting in the C position, surrounded by a circle of peers, chatting hotly.
Among the contestants who participated in the competition, He Wei was old, and the contestants around him were a teacher He, and they were called very kindly, and their peers were enemies at the moment, which was not reflected at all.
When they saw Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao idle, there were two feelings at all.
really responded to that sentence, today's cross talk is divided into two schools, outside of Deyun Club and Deyun Club, the enemy of the enemy is a friend.
After Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao went in, they found a corner seat and sat down, and they didn't bother to pay attention to them, thinking that they would leave after recording, this place was very boring.
He Wei was wearing a gray coat, sitting on a chair, his cloth shoes were an inch above the ground, and he was fanning the fans while chatting with the surrounding players, chatting about some of his so-called stage experience.
He also deliberately lowered his voice and said, and from time to time he covered his mouth with a folding fan, as if someone wanted to listen.
This is really holding a hot beauty for an hour like a minute, and holding a hot iron pipe for a minute like an hour.
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian arrived ten minutes early, and they both felt that they had come early.
Although Qin Xiaoxian leaned on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs crossed and closed his eyes to recuperate, Qu Xiaoyun could see from the frequency of his shaking fan that he was a little annoyed.
"Your belly is too wide, you are the champion to participate in the competition this time!" A bystander felt that he had benefited a lot after listening to He Wei's words, handed over a cup of tea, and said with a smile.
"Yo, thank you, thank you!"
He Wei took a sip of tea, shook his head, glanced at Qu Xiaoyun, unfolded the folding fan to block his mouth, and pretended to lower his voice and said (the voice is not small at all): "Hey, you can't get the championship, traffic is king, this show is not for us, I recognize the reality, we are a stepping stone!" ”
After speaking, he pointed to his apprentice Yan Jiabao: "I came this time to bring my apprentice, take him to experience and experience, increase his exposure, let the audience know and get to know each other, and the purpose of mixing eyes will be achieved, it doesn't matter if you are ranked or not." ”
The small ones are not tall, and they are all heart-eyed.
This is not a thing, first insinuated that Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian were lost, and then they sifted themselves out, even if they lost, they were not ashamed, and they successfully threw the pot to the program team.
And Tian shamelessly said that the reason for participating in the show is so high-sounding - still praise the apprentice?
Master and apprentice are like father and son, father doesn't want it, and he still praises his apprentice? How can there be such kindness?
That is, the popularity is too stinky, and no one is looking for the recording show now, so it's just a matter of making money.
What's amazing is that after saying that, his face is not red and his heart is not beating.
The people around him who were holding stinky feet and picking up farts in the wind were very useful after listening to it, and when he said this, he helped everyone find all the reasons for elimination, and they all nodded in agreement.
Qu Xiaoyun rushed up after hearing this, turned his head and glared in the direction of He Wei.
It was let He Wei's apprentice Yan Jiabao see it.
Yan Jiabao protected the master, frowned and pointed: "Who are you staring at!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun closed the fan and was just about to stand up, Qin Xiaoxian patted his arm, signaling not to be impulsive.
Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath to suppress the fire, then sneered, turned his head to Qin Xiaoxian and said, "Brother Qin, I like dogs, you know?" ”
"Yes!" Qin Xiaoxian didn't understand what he was going to do, so he followed the way.
"Once, in winter, I saw a stray dog on the street, I saw that he was shivering and shivering, so I turned around and went to the supermarket to buy a ham sausage, ready to feed it, but I peeled off the ham sausage, cast a gentle and kind gaze, and was about to feed it, but the dog scared away......"
Speaking of this sigh.
Qin Xiao leisurely comprehended, stretched out his hand and twisted Qu Xiaoyun's chin, turned his face around, and asked with a smile: "How did you cast a gentle look at the dog, learn one for me to see." ”
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then glared at He Wei's direction.
Qin Xiao was happy, patted Qu Xiaoyun's arm and said, "Your gentle gaze is too fierce, the dog must run away, it thinks you are glaring at it, hahaha!! ”
Since you are playing insinuations, then play back and give back to the other in the other way.
After hearing this, some of the other players couldn't help but laugh.
He Wei frowned, his face turned red, and he couldn't help but scold: "How did Guo Gang teach? How to scold the street! ”
If it was insinuating just now, it would be a blatant scolding.
This is to say that his master lacks virtue.
Qu Xiaoyun came up with a little rubbing, and said that he would say it, scolding his master that he couldn't bear it, and slapped the table violently, and the person stood up, without saying anything, he stepped forward and flew up at He Wei is kick.
This doesn't beat him, what else is there to say.
There are two types of fights.
There is a kind of mouth before fighting, and it may not be possible to fight after arguing for a long time.
Another is that you don't know what's going on, and people are fighting.
A teacher once talked about students fighting, the classroom was giving students a lesson, the classroom was very quiet, suddenly two students started fighting, and later an investigation only realized that it turned out that both of them thought that the seats were small, and they squeezed and squeezed and fought.
Qu Xiaoyun is the second type, if you are in a hurry, you will fight, and there is nothing to say.
He Wei didn't expect it at all, he thought that he would have to be on the right line for a while, scolding the street, but he didn't expect this kid to be so stunned.
This kick is a strong one.
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