The two drank and ate food and talked protectively.

Anyway, Hou Ping'an will not persuade people, and he doesn't want to persuade people.

Isn't it just a divorce? What a big deal!

"To be honest, I envy you!" Hou Ping'an picked up the wine glass again, raised it, and urged Zhou Yuan, "You are full, you are full, we will do another one." ”

"Not serious!"

Zhou Yuan laughed and scolded, and her eyes were about to fly.

The peach blossom color after drinking is really seductive. This is a terrible drinker.

"Tell me, why do you envy me?"

When Zhou Yuan said this, he still raised his eyebrows and eyes, this is deliberately borrowing wine to make trouble! What's more, Hou Ping'an felt that if he made trouble, he might be planted.

This woman can't be touched.

"Say, envy me what!"

It's also rushed.

Hou Ping'an coughed dryly and said seriously: "Look, have you experienced the most unforgettable experience in your life now?" ”

"It's really unforgettable." Zhou Yuan nodded.

"Look at me again, I'm so bored that I haven't even experienced marriage, and I can't find anyone to divorce. My life is not complete. Hou Ping'an slapped his thigh.

The sound of "pop" scared Zhou Yuan's eyelids.

"I'll go to your uncle's. Monkey, you're so bored that you're persuading people......"

Zhou Yuan laughed, poured himself a glass of wine, and poured another glass for Hou Ping'an.

"I have to do it, it's the first time someone has told me that."

With a "sloppy" sound, the woman really did it again. This is the sixth cup.

It's a glass or two of porcelain cups.

This is a high degree of wine, although it doesn't go up when you drink it, it hurts your body!

Hou Ping'an estimated that if he continued like this, he would really hurt his body, and if he didn't do it, he would hurt his kidney.

He really didn't want to comfort this woman, he just wanted to express that he actually had regrets. It has nothing to do with comforting people.

This woman forcibly understood according to her own meaning, and it was not easy to refute her. Otherwise, this woman will find another excuse to make a toast with a "slippery", will Lao Tzu drink or not?

"Monkey!"

Hou Ping'an took a bite of the dish and said "um". Then I put a chopstick dish. What he thinks now is that he must eat more vegetables when drinking liquor, otherwise his stomach will burn uncomfortably.

"Monkey!"

"Hmm!" Hou Ping'an answered again, staring at the local chicken in the dry pot with his eyes, forking the chicken feet with chopsticks, ready to hold it with his hand and gnaw it.

"Monkey!"

"Hmm!" Hou Ping'an took two bites of chicken feet, highlighted the slender bones in his mouth, glanced at Zhou Yuan, and finally realized that there was something wrong with this woman.

When I looked up, I was already in tears.

Damn, you can drink like this with a drink. Put down the chicken feet in your hand. After all this, I had to comfort and comfort her, so I stood up, walked over, and touched her forehead.

"You're a monkey......"

Zhou Yuan's head swayed from side to side, and he didn't let Hou Ping'an touch his forehead.

"The old lady doesn't have a fever and a cold. You touch your head......"

Hou Ping'an just looked at her.

"No, Lao Tzu has a meal, why are you crying for me, go to the grave or what? I'll settle the bill later! ”

"Poof!"

Zhou Yuan's snot bubbles came out.

This dead monkey, why can't he hold it back, it's too bad for his image, he turned his head to prevent Hou Ping'an from seeing it, and he almost jumped up and cursed.

"That's what the old lady means? You are holding a chicken claw hand and touching my head, and you are going to touch me with oil in your special hand......" Zhou Yuan was a little incoherent, too annoying.

However, there was something depressed in my heart, and with Hou Ping'an's trouble, it suddenly disappeared.

It's not a long time coming? Whoever leaves is not alive? What's more, this time I also want to leave, escape the shackles, and I can rush into the sky.

Zhou Yuan is now full of "special", with this goods, she really can't make herself a quiet lady, and she can't be a petty bourgeois woman.

But it's really fun to be with this product.

As he just said, "What a big deal."

It really doesn't matter.

"Monkey, drink again!" After Zhou Yuan wiped the grease off his forehead with a tissue, he turned around, looked at Hou Ping'an, and began to pour wine again.

One bottle was already empty, and another bottle was opened.

It's crazy!

"Wait, ask a question."

"What the hell are you, what questions do you ask when you have a drink?" Zhou Yuan has completely let herself go. It's all about getting drunk, and buying drunk in front of a safe man, what else can't you let go?

"Ask first, so as not to be caught!"

Zhou Yuan glared at him and stopped talking.

"Do I need to be responsible for being drunk?" Hou Ping'an doesn't care about her, she has to ask, this woman can't be treated sloppily, and she doesn't have to be a woman like Miao Miao.

"Haha, man...... It's okay, I see that you are still pleasing to the eye, and it will be cheap for you today, no need, you are the old lady who does not spend money to find it, as long as I am not responsible for you. ”

As soon as these words came out, could Hou Ping'an endure it?

Don't say I can't do it.

Raise the wine glass, and take a sip of it. Hurriedly ate a few bites of food and pressed it.

Zhou Yuan smiled and raised his eyebrows again, and he also learned from Hou Ping'an's appearance and swallowed it in one gulp.

The two bottles of wine were not drunk in the end.

After drinking the eighth cup, Zhou Yuan was already speaking vaguely. People are also swaying, and they can't stand on their feet.

"Still drinking?"

Hou Ping'an's tongue can still be straightened, and his words are quite clear.

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

Zhou Yuan could only make a series of "En'en" with a crooked sound.

"Sit, Lao Tzu will go to settle the bill, and then open the room!"

staggered to the door and called the waiter to settle the bill.

The waiter trotted over and asked, "Sir, do you want chrysanthemum tea for decanting?" ”

Hou Ping'an glanced at her and smiled: "You will definitely deduct your performance salary." ”

The waiter didn't understand, and her eyes widened, for fear that Hou Ping'an would complain about her.

"This man and woman are drinking together and getting drunk, and you actually ask if you want to sober up tea? I'm afraid you're going to be beaten by a man, and then you'll be beaten by a woman! ”

The waiter looked at Hou Ping'an a little inexplicably.

Don't understand or pretend to understand?

Of course, Hou Ping'an ignored it, scanned the QR code on his mobile phone, settled the account, and then went in, grabbed Zhou Yuan and walked towards the door.

While walking, Zhou Yuan asked in a daze.

"We ...... Where are we going? ”

"Where to go? When you are drunk, of course you go to the hotel to open a room! ”

watched Hou Ping'an and Zhou Yuan staggering out of the door, and then took a taxi and left. The young waitress suddenly let out an "oh".

I understand, this man and woman drinking, isn't it just to be shameless when drunk?

Hou Ping'an really opened the room.

must only open one room, and then go in and throw Zhou Yuan on the bed. Zhou Yuan's jacket is a very close-fitting thin sweater, which supports the figure very undulatingly.

There is also the smell of wine and the smell of the body fragrance of the gas spewing out of his mouth, mixed together, and the really stimulating Hou Ping'an's scalp is almost uncontrollable to secrete oil.

It's the feeling of numbness on the scalp.

To tell the truth, a drunk young horse is really like a fragrant steamed bun, which can arouse people's appetite. Hou Ping'an is not a picky eater.

But this steamed bun is poisonous, you can only look at it, and you can only gnaw it if you are not afraid of death.

"Hemp, what did Lao Tzu do?"

Hou Ping'an scolded, his head was also a little dull, and then he fell beside Zhou Yuan, lying facing the sky first, looking at the ceiling with squinted eyes.

I felt that the aroma was too good, so I turned sideways and looked at the fragrant steamed buns.

In the end, I couldn't help but put a hand on Zhou Yuan's waist.

He also tightened his hands and hugged them a little tighter.

This is a special hope plum to quench your thirst.

But in the end, he is a person who has been a big boss, and he has not experienced it with women in his previous life. Slowly, he closed his eyes and took a few breaths to keep himself under control.

After waiting for a while, he said, "Have you packed enough?" ”

The man next to him was motionless.

It was as if Hou Ping'an was talking to himself just now.

"Okay, when Lao Tzu really can't help it, you can't resist it."

The woman next to her was still dead, but her breathing was a little heavy.

Hou Ping'an said again: "You are so stuffy that you are panting, and Lao Tzu hasn't moved you yet." ”

"Poof!"

This time the defense was completely broken.

Zhou Yuan suddenly turned over and got up, and then when Hou Ping'an was only half of his body, he rode on him and pressed him, laughing.

"How did you find out? You're a monkey, a monkey spirit. ”

Hou Ping'an slapped her on the grinding plate and scolded: "You are so boring as an official wanderer, if you don't have a pound or two of a pound of wine, can you mix so well?" ”

Zhou Yuan laughed and was very happy.

Then he leaned over, looked at Hou Ping'an face to face at close range, and smiled like a fox: "I see that you are restless, are you almost unable to control it?" ”

"Hehe, woman, you underestimate me too much, what scene haven't I seen?"

Hou Ping'an began to brag.

"It's fake, it's fake. Didn't you just take it anymore? My hands are touching my waist. If you didn't know that I was still awake, why wouldn't you have done it? ”

Zhou Yuan looked at Hou Ping'an with disdain, and then exhaled like a blue and squirted at him.

"Monkey, this is the chance, you can do it yourself."

"Do you want money?"

Zhou Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Hou Ping'an angrily.

"You dare to say this word again, the old lady castrated you."

He also gestured up and down a few times with two fingers in his hand, which was a threat to Chiguoguo.

Hou Ping'an shook his head decisively and said to Zhou Yuan seriously: "In my experience with women, when a woman chooses not to have money, it is fatal. I want to live a few more years! ”

"Dead monkey, smelly monkey!"

Zhou Yuan finally got mad, picked up the pillow and hit Hou Ping'an's head over his head.

Hou Ping'an was not used to her, so he pressed Zhou Yuan on the bed with one hand, slapped him a few times according to the grinding plate, and warned: "There is a day when you want to die or live." Wait! ”