The yellow fat man is a man who lives a real life.

Because of this, he is often excluded from the ranks of angry youth. One is because of his age, and the other is because he rarely interacts with people in the group. The third is ......

I can't make it up.

The real reason is mainly that he is old, greasy, and likes yellow jokes.

Well, this is really not the main reason, because Hou Ping'an and Huang Fatzi are about the same age, and they also like yellow jokes. But Hou Ping'an is rich, not fat. So it's very popular with the angry youth.

That's really the case.

Huang Fatzi himself knows it, but he has a good mentality. Don't take the initiative, don't refuse, don't be responsible. The three no's principle of a proper scumbag. Money is in the pocket, people are on the road, they can be flirted at any time, they can be flirted at any time.

It's just that so far, I haven't had a chance to scum anyone.

Because Hou Ping'an was still on the phone, Huang Fat opened his mouth to Hou Ping'an and made a lip shape for Hou Ping'an.

Hou Ping'an nodded in understanding: "Teacher Huang said that he didn't want to go, and was about to drink some." As he spoke, he put his phone down and put it on the table at the barbecue stand.

"it...... Brother Da Sheng, it's not kind, I just said that we want to go together. Didn't you look at my mouth? "The fat man is in a hurry, he is really in a hurry.

"Huh? What does this mean? You said it earlier, I thought it was ......"

"Hey, I think our brothers have different minds now, and the three views don't agree. How could it be ......" The fat man pointed at Hou Ping'an with one hand, and was heartbroken, "You have changed, Great Sage, since you have learned supernatural powers, you have forgotten that you were once a sullen monkey, and now there is only one sullen me left......"

"Poof!"

Suddenly, an uncontrollable chuckle came out.

Huang Fat Man was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly looked at Hou Ping'an's mobile phone on the table, his eyes widened, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, pointing at Hou Ping'an.

"What the hell are you...... There's no hang-up...... You didn't hang up, you put it on the table...... Oops, I'm going to ...... Ah...... I'm going to ......."

The fat yellow man panicked.

After all, although you can see it, you still need to be cheeky occasionally, especially in front of beautiful women.

"Teacher Huang, hurry up, screw the Great Sage for me."

There was a pleasant voice over there, Lin Wenxiu is the female teacher who Huang Fat thinks is the best-looking in the office, naturally he has his reasons, in addition to his figure, there are other places to add points.

Originally, this meal was at the invitation of the fat man. Now that Huang Fatzi wants to participate in the dinner party in the angry youth group, Hou Ping'an naturally has nothing to do. Let's go together.

Hou Ping'an replied in the group: +1

Yang Yuefen immediately replied in the group: It's so lively, then I'd better join in the fun.

The fat man was pulled into the group by Hou Ping'an.

Yellow Fatty: +1

Then Zhuo Ling, who was about to reply to a +1 in the group, saw that Huang Fat Man was pulled in by Hou Ping'an, her fingers paused, and after thinking about it, she still put down her mobile phone, what kind of fun, isn't it fragrant to prepare your own thesis materials.

Wei Ranxin: +1

Rong Xiaoyu: +1

And so the team became huge. Hou Ping'an and Li Chunjiang each drove a car to Changling City. Huang Fatzi sat in the co-pilot of Hou Ping'an.

He wanted to sit in the back row, but Wei Ranxin and Li Wenxiu were sitting in the back row. Rong Xiaoyu and Yang Yuefen sat in Li Chunjiang's car. Originally, Wei Ranxin wanted to sit in the co-pilot. But Li Wenxiu grabbed her and sat in the back row.

Li Wenxiu didn't want to sit in the back row with Huang Fatzi.

As usual, eat hot pot and then sing.

There is nothing new about the content of the event. But everyone had a great time. What women like most is to take food photos and send them to their circle of friends. Take entertainment pictures and post them on Moments.

Even Li Wenxiu took a picture of himself sitting in the car, taking a selfie, taking a picture of the steering wheel of the Porsche, and then posted it on Moments together.

Wei Ranxin didn't post on Moments this time.

This kind of group activity, there is no point in posting on Moments. I can't impress anyone, and I can't envy anyone. She likes things that move her and beautify her mood. That's the best material for posting on Moments.

For example, the villa garden of Hou Ping'an and the lights of Changling City were bright last time.

Huang Fatzi is a little hi today, when he eats hot pot, he keeps racing cars, plays at a super level, and classic driving jokes keep popping up. But no one applauded.

It's a bit of a cold feeling.

Hou Ping'an said with a smile: "Lao Huang, you, the driver, are still overweight and can't brake." ”

"Haha!" Li Wenxiu burst into laughter first and pointed at Hou Ping'an, "You are too bad." ”

Yang Yuefen couldn't help but be happy: "You can't discriminate against men who exceed the standard." ”

Although Wei Ranxin didn't speak, the way he couldn't hold back his smile was very fake at first glance.

Rong Xiaoyu also bent down and rubbed his stomach.

The fat man was depressed, and glanced at Li Chunjiang, who was not smiling.

Li Chunjiang saw the fat man looking at him, and immediately opened his mouth wide and made a "haha" sound.

Depressed for a day.

It's not that the jokes aren't funny, it's that people really aren't funny.

Hou Ping'an patted the yellow fat man's shoulder sympathetically, and then pointed at them: "It's too much, it's too fake to laugh." The next is not an example. ”

It turned out to be another burst of laughter.

This time, the fat man also laughed, and slapped the table and laughed.

Then Li Wenxiu pointed at the fat man Huang and really started to rub his stomach. This time it's a real laugh.

In fact, there is nothing to detour, just eat together, according to Li Wenxiu's meaning, deliberately embarrass Huang Fat Man and make some atmosphere.

also knows that Huang Fatzi is a person who can afford to joke, otherwise he would really turn his face if he changed someone. At the very least, it will be gone. But the fat man won't.

He is a man who has his own understanding of life.

As long as you are not embarrassed, the embarrassing thing is to be embarrassed. I've got to be happy, too! He never let himself fall into an embarrassing situation, which is also a very high level of being a human being. is like those martial arts masters in the pauper's house in "Kung Fu", all of them show the kind of honest and ordinary or bewitching appearance.

The yellow fat man has reached this realm.

So the atmosphere is very joyful.

This is a god who can give Huang Fat Man a chance to play extraordinarily.

Maybe everyone has a yellow fat man alive in their hearts.

However, compared with Li Wenxiu and others who deliberately joked with Huang Fatzi, they may be a little bit worse than Huang Fatzi in the realm. Being influenced by your emotions to do certain things means that your ability to control your emotions is not in place.

And Huang Fatzi's performance just now not only dominates his emotions, but also plays with his emotions.

Hou Ping'an gave him another thumbs up in his heart - master.

However, a woman's heart is always sensitive, and Wei Ranxin saw a shiny watch on Hou Ping'an's hand when she ate hot pot. I also saw that watch when I was singing. The watch was almost the focus of her eyes. It was a little absent-minded to let her eat hot pot and sing, but she insisted on not asking.

If he wanted to tell me, he would tell me, and it would be boring to ask. Maybe it's not what you think? It's a very common thing.

This time, Hou Ping'an did not let Huang Fatzi sleep in a small hotel, but the three men all slept in the standard room in Dingxi. Huang Fatzi and Li Chunjiang are in one room. , Hou Ping'an is alone in one room. Hou Ping'an doesn't want two men to sleep in the same room, and neither can Huang Fat.

But since they went out together, Wei Ranxin didn't ask to live in a room. I just sent a message asking if I would like to go out for a walk together tomorrow.

Women go shopping, men mix things blindly.

Hou Ping'an replied decisively: Don't go.

Then Wei Ranxin didn't send any more messages. It seems that since she said a few words to Hou Ping'an last time, she seems to be less sensitive than before and deliberately wants to create opportunities to be with Hou Ping'an.

This is good news for Hou Ping'an, maybe the training has been successful.

The women got together to play a table of mahjong, and Huang Fatzi also wanted to come over and chat with Hou Ping'an. It's early in the morning, what are two big men talking about in a room?

decisively refused Huang Fatzi and let him sleep in the same room with Li Chunjiang.

Taking out his mobile phone in the room, Hou Ping'an could already see that several messages had not been replied to. Click on them one by one to open them.

Someone Zhuo Ling sent me: Master, did you have fun today? I really wanted to participate, but writing a paper was too much of a headache, and collecting materials made me go crazy.

How could Hou Ping'an not know this little girl's thoughts? I'm afraid that after I come, I will feel embarrassed between the yellow fat man and myself. Pretty smart girl.

As for whether you are happy to play high, you should ask Wei Ranxin about them, they are all women, why is this man doing?

Don't reply, continue to flip, there is Qian Ting's message: Brother Hou, are you coming to Changling City tonight?

The next one is still Qian Ting's: Finally busy. You have a good rest.

The deep sense of disappointment can be felt through the screen.

Then there is the message sent by Pan Jianjun: Great Sage, is there anything tomorrow? Go fishing in the Huangtian Reservoir. I made an appointment with Xie Donglai, Miao Miao, Cao Huajing, and Zhang Yuehan. Exactly three men and three women.

That's a great one!

Similarly, you can feel Pan Jianjun's ill-intentioned smiling face through the screen. However, Hou Ping'an also knew why Pan Jianjun formed this bureau.

I must have heard something.

Zhou Yuan can know about the demolition. Although she looked down on Pan Jianjun a little, but snakes have snake roads, turtles have turtle roads, and it is not unusual for him to be able to get news.

Hou Ping'an thought about it and replied: Okay, you set a time and send it to me tomorrow morning. Send me another location and I'll navigate over.

Pan Jianjun's side almost replied in seconds: Okay.

It's just that it hasn't been a minute yet, and the time and place have been sent to Hou Ping'an. Didn't wait for tomorrow.

"We first met at the sports square in the county seat, and then we went fishing together in the reservoir. We have brought a tent and prepared it for you, you don't have to bring anything, just come. ”

It's very thoughtful.

Hou Ping'an replied with a "yes" and put the phone down.

In the morning, Hou Ping'an did not wait for them to have breakfast together, but ate by himself, called an express bus with his mobile phone, drove directly to No. 3 Middle School, took his XC60, and then went to the sports square to meet.

Hou Ping'an arrived at the Sports Square, and Li Wenxiu's message was sent.

Li Wenxiu: Big Brother, where have you been?

Hou Ping'an: I'm back in Taohua County. You let Wei Ranxin drive back, find the key to the hotel front desk, let Wei Ranxin use his ID card to prove it, and then go back and park directly in the school's parking lot. I've got something to do, so you guys play first.

Li Wenxiu: ......

After all, Hou Ping'an is not his husband, and he has no right to ask him to do this or that, of course, if someone has something, it will be a priority.

At this time, Wei Ranxin also arrived at the breakfast buffet restaurant.

"Eat and get the key, today you drive the Great Sage's Porsche to take us for a ride." Li Wenxiu showed the information on his mobile phone to Wei Ranxin, and laughed and joked.

"I'm not afraid I'll hit him!"

Although he said this, he suddenly felt beautiful in his heart.

What does it mean that such a valuable thing can be handed over to oneself to dispose of?

She didn't want to think about any answer, she was just happy.

What can Hou Ping'an mean? The car stayed, but because these women were also brought by themselves, and it was a little unreasonable not to bring them back. And Wei Ranxin is driving, what is he worried about?

Besides, you can't drive a Porsche when you go camping in the wilderness.

Pan Jianjun's car was already parked there. There is also a Cadillac XT5, a red one. As soon as Hou Ping'an's car stopped, Pan Jianjun's car door opened.

"Great Sage, haha, waiting for you, today the big beauty is with you!"

Pan Jianjun saw that Hou Ping'an had parked the car, and when he got out of the car, he strode over, and the two shook hands heavily.

"Beauties come down!"

Pan Jianjun's voice hasn't fallen yet.

The car door had already opened, and three women got out of the back of his car. It was the three female classmates who were waiting for the safe car.

"Great Sage, meet again!"

The first to walk towards Hou Ping'an was Miao Miao, but today Miao Miao said sportswear, small white shoes, and a ponytail, thirty people, and there was still a wave of youth sports.

"Okay, you monkey brother, you're not a human, you want to kill me when you sing, if it weren't for Miao Miao, I would have died in your hands." Cao Huajing shouted at Hou Ping'an.

But the smile on his face was about to bloom into a flower.

Where is the resentment?

I'm afraid I'm complaining in my heart, why are you getting drunk and leaving? It's really Sun Monkey who entered the peach orchard, I don't know that the seven fairies also have peaches? Wasting alcohol is also wasting the body.

was drunk and unconscious, and when he woke up, he knew that there was a "drunker" Miao Miao lying beside him.

I don't know what Miao Miao said to this woman, but I know from looking at Miao Miao's eyes that this woman is not a good person. But how could Hou Ping'an care about what women said between them?

It's not a judgment of men.

If Miao Miao said bad things about herself in front of Cao Huajing, she would definitely be extremely satisfied that day. If she said good things about herself in front of Cao Huajing, then most of this woman must be dissatisfied with herself.

As long as she walked at the end, she walked a few steps but stopped, and Zhang Yuehan, the woman who was looking at her with a smile, didn't say much. But the eyes were always smiling.

The door of the Cadillac opened, and the person got out of the car, and stood at the door for a while, seeing that the three women were all going around Hou Ping'an's side, a little sour.

Xie Donglai is just a small Baotou, how can he be compared with Hou Ping'an? When I thought of the class reunion, I was still a little proud in front of Hou Ping'an, and I was a little embarrassed. However, if he can be asked out by Pan Jianjun, he will have the opportunity to have a relationship with Hou Ping'an everywhere, so he is naturally unwilling to let go of this opportunity.

Wait for the three beauties to greet Hou Ping'an. Then look for an opportunity to go up and say hello.

Hou Ping'an had already seen him at a glance, said hello to the three beauties, and waved at Xie Donglai: "Old classmate, it's the second time we meet, I have to have a few drinks today." ”

"Okay!"

Xie Donglai responded a little flattered. The smile on his face suddenly bloomed. Walk a few steps quickly, shake hands with Hou Ping'an, and then smile: "But no one can stop me, I'll ask ......"

It's nothing if you don't have money, the key is attitude.

Fishing in a reservoir, even if it's camping in a camp for the night, doesn't cost much. But the attitude is resolute and resolute. to show that the relationship between the two parties is different.

Hou Ping'an must not fight this matter, give people a chance, but also give himself a chance.

Immediately gave him a thumbs up.

Like, it's all human spirits.

"Three beauties, how do you get in the car?" At this time, it is up to Pan Jianjun to arrange it.

"I'm in Pan's car."

Miao Miao glanced at Hou Ping'an, blinked, and trotted easily to Pan Jianjun's car.

"Great Sage, is there anything special about the co-pilot?"

Cao Huajing winked at Hou Ping'an, this woman is only afraid that she has trachoma. But he was very upright and asked directly.

"It's okay, you can sit, sit down, it's my girlfriend, you want to sleep with me."

When did Hou Ping'an suffer a loss in his mouth.

"Death Sage, I'm sitting down, you dare to sleep with me?"

This woman is also fine, so she went on, opened the passenger door of the XC60, and sat on it with a butt. also smiled proudly at Hou Ping'an.

Zhang Yuehan sighed: "I'm a yellow-faced woman that no one wants, just sit back." ”

also climbed into Hou Ping'an's car.

The three beauties got into two cars, and only Xie Donglai was alone in the car.

"Tsk, look, beautiful women like handsome guys!"

said this, as if Hou Ping'an was already miserable handsome. But I don't want to say that I like the rich. This person has to talk with his face all the time.

can not only playfully open the scene, but also cater to all parties who do not offend people.

What's the matter, are there so many talents in our session?

Hou Ping'an praised Xie Donglai again in his heart.

Get in the car and listen to Pan Jianjun over there: "Follow the navigation, let's not get on the highway, it's about 80 kilometers away, and there are ...... Remember, we're all about using tall maps. ”

To engage in traffic is to understand that the navigation map is unified, and it is not easy to lead to different roads. Since it is unified, then it has to be unified on the same road.

Pan Jianjun's car went to the front, Hou Ping'an's car went to the middle, and Xie Donglai's car went last.

"Let's go—"

Cao Huajing stretched her hand out of the window, waved it forward, and shouted loudly.

The three women were all dressed in similar attire, as if they had made an appointment with each other in advance. Sportswear, sneakers and neat braids or ponytails. Except that the color of the clothes is different, even the style is similar.

Cao Huajing's obvious personality belongs to the lively type.

"Great Sage, I actually want to take your Porsche."

Cao Huajing stretched out her hand to the window, swaggering in the wind, and she was not afraid that her hand would be knocked off.

"Hypocritical woman!"

Zhang Yuehan sighed in the back row, looking like he had seen it through.

Cao Huajing laughed: "A woman who dares to say what she desires in her heart is a sincere woman." Great Sage, am I a sincere woman? ”

Hou Ping'an: ???

What does this have to do with Lao Tzu?

casually said: "A woman with desires." ”

"Haha!" Zhang Yuehan in the back laughed and patted the seat.

"Great Sage, I like honest people like you who dare to tell the truth."

Cao Huajing was not angry, and smiled flatteringly.

"The teacher told me, why did you get me drunk that night and run away on my own?"

"Ma Ma won't be allowed to say!"

"Poof!"

"The Great Sage...... Monkey, don't be so funny, okay? If I can't wait for the place, I'll die laughing in your car sooner or later. ”

Cao Huajing likes this tone too much.

Zhang Yuehan, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help but lean over to speak.

Zhang Yuehan must have known about this drunken matter, otherwise Cao Huajing would not have asked in front of her.

"Isn't it fragrant to be young and beautiful? You have to get drunk with an old aunt, what do you say he is trying to do? ”

Hou Ping'an turned his head to look at Zhang Yuehan seriously, glanced at Cao Huajing again, and said solemnly: "Actually, I drunk Xiaojing's classmates with only one purpose. ”

Speaking of which, there is a pause.

The two women both looked at Hou Ping'an, looking forward to it.

Hou Ping'an: "The monkey steals the peach!" ”

"Haha-dead monkey-"

Both women burst out laughing at the same time.

What's more, Shao Mazi (young woman) is this good, she can understand everything in seconds. Seeing the two women laughing over and over in the car, Hou Ping'an had to hold the steering wheel well.

Don't the car overturned, and you have to go fishing.

"Did you steal it?"

Zhang Yuehan let go, she pretended to be a lady before, and she was still very unrestrained when she let go.

"I want to too, I finally put it in, but I don't do it to look at the garden."

The two women were stunned.

Don't look at the garden? Who watches the garden?

Hou Ping'an smiled at Pan Jianjun's Che Nunu in front of him: "Look at the garden and sit in front." ”

Cao Huajing scolded in her heart: Dead monkey.

But Zhang Yuehan smiled back and forth, it really looked like some kind of coke, and he couldn't stop.

Hou Ping'an's serious speech made the two women laugh even more.

I'm really worried that these two women may have died of laughter if they really can't hold out on to the reservoir.

In fact, Hou Ping'an really didn't deliberately tease these two women with his crotch, he usually talked like this, but these two women laughed exaggeratedly, and there was a little bit of performance in it.

Let's not talk about it happily, Hou Ping'an's worth alone is enough for the two of them to open their mouths and greet each other with a smile.

Along the way, whether intentionally or unintentionally, anyway, I still feel that time flies quickly. Exit the provincial road, turn onto the county road, and then turn onto the village road.

The scenery is not bad, the location of the reservoir is relatively high, but there is a row of houses two or three hundred meters from the reservoir. There are also large patches of manicured grass.

Huangtian Reservoir is the largest reservoir in Taohua County, and the scenery is very beautiful, and you can also take a boat to visit.

The car stopped, and the three cars, guided by a man in his thirties, parked side by side in the open space in front of the row of houses. The car door opened, and the two women walked down quickly, smiling at Miao Miao, who had just gotten off Pan Jianjun's car.

"Miao Miao, you didn't get into the car of the Great Sage, it's a real loss, you didn't laugh us to death along the way."

Miao Miao glanced at Hou Ping'an.

The old lady has long since died.